Comments on: Here’s Neymar Dribbling Through Five Defenders and Not Losing the Ball

By: bleedblue

bleedblue — Sat, 24 Mar 2012 02:29:37 +0000

Dana White couldn’t dribble that much cum, let alone pre-cum, out his tiny chode head. Of course I’m talking about his penis, and not his stupid penis-looking head.

By: Jason McIntyre

Jason McIntyre — Fri, 23 Mar 2012 21:32:19 +0000

this guy Neymar is insane. can’t wait for the WOrld Cup

By: Seven Different Kinds Of WhatHaveYa

Seven Different Kinds Of WhatHaveYa — Fri, 23 Mar 2012 20:50:39 +0000

so basically i thought of you mole while taking a dump

By: Seven Different Kinds Of WhatHaveYa

Seven Different Kinds Of WhatHaveYa — Fri, 23 Mar 2012 20:38:41 +0000

That I did, solid work.

happenstance. i needed some reading material for the constitutional and happened to grab a book on the troubles and opened to the right page

By: Cheesus

Cheesus — Fri, 23 Mar 2012 20:32:46 +0000

It’s pretty ridiculous to say Messi isn’t even close to Zidane in close control.

By: molemaninthemorning

molemaninthemorning — Fri, 23 Mar 2012 20:32:23 +0000

That I did, solid work.

By: Seven Different Kinds Of WhatHaveYa

Seven Different Kinds Of WhatHaveYa — Fri, 23 Mar 2012 20:31:51 +0000

To be fair he got hacked pretty hard there a few times. Most guys would have gone down earlier.

Make no mistake though this kid is a jackass. He’s going to fit in great at Barca.

you get that supergrass trivia earlier?

By: Ben80123

Ben80123 — Fri, 23 Mar 2012 20:30:00 +0000

Simpsons reference.
Guess I missed that episode.

It’s the gun episode, a classic.

Maaaaaarge, I’ve got a surprise for you. *Gun in face*

By: molemaninthemorning

molemaninthemorning — Fri, 23 Mar 2012 20:27:57 +0000

yep, and get back to me when he can do all that without limping and grimacing afterward

To be fair he got hacked pretty hard there a few times. Most guys would have gone down earlier.

Make no mistake though this kid is a jackass. He’s going to fit in great at Barca.

By: devang

devang — Fri, 23 Mar 2012 20:25:55 +0000

Simpsons reference.

Guess I missed that episode.

By: Seven Different Kinds Of WhatHaveYa

Seven Different Kinds Of WhatHaveYa — Fri, 23 Mar 2012 20:25:53 +0000

Meh. Appears to me he lost the ball and his teammate happened to be there.

yep, and get back to me when he can do all that without limping and grimacing afterward

By: Ballz is The Stig

Ballz is The Stig — Fri, 23 Mar 2012 20:25:31 +0000

I have heard this name many times, but I do not have a clue as to who this is.

I think he means Arriaga, Barriaga, and Arriaga 2 from the Simpsons.

By: PL StabbinKabin

PL StabbinKabin — Fri, 23 Mar 2012 20:24:03 +0000

It was a pass.

Meh. Appears to me he lost the ball and his teammate happened to be there. Regardless, it’s impressive.

By: molemaninthemorning

molemaninthemorning — Fri, 23 Mar 2012 20:23:19 +0000

I have heard this name many times, but I do not have a clue as to who this is.

Simpsons reference.

By: Der Kaiser

Der Kaiser — Fri, 23 Mar 2012 20:22:58 +0000

Ah zidane, what a legend. What made zidane’s tricks more impressive was that he was a big dude. Its easier juking people in soccer field when you have a low center of gravity (see Messi and maradona). But that rabona move by zidane was so damn beautiful.

By: molemaninthemorning

molemaninthemorning — Fri, 23 Mar 2012 20:22:45 +0000

So Messi’s not at Zidane’s level in ball skill?

Close control, absolutely not.

By: devang

devang — Fri, 23 Mar 2012 20:21:46 +0000

So Messi’s not at Zidane’s level in ball skill?

Also, the Zidane link needs to be fixed.

http://http//www.youtube.com/watch?v=SShN7v2JWdQ

By: Ballz is The Stig

Ballz is The Stig — Fri, 23 Mar 2012 20:21:31 +0000

I’d like to take some time to say BRAVO for the Roundup pick this morning. Best. Ever.

By: sousedbergin

sousedbergin — Fri, 23 Mar 2012 20:21:21 +0000

Stop the internet presses: http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-middle-east-17491344

By: devang

devang — Fri, 23 Mar 2012 20:18:16 +0000

for your slight, you will feel the rath of arriaga von barriaga III.

I have heard this name many times, but I do not have a clue as to who this is.