Belvedere Vodka’s Oral Sex Ad Did Not Go Down Smoothly
Belvedere Vodka tweeted this advertisement, then quickly deleted it and apologized. The worst possible interpretation would see this as condoning rape. None of the other interpretations are that much better. This idea should have died at conception or, better still, never been conceived.
A good dirty joke requires deft precision. This is like smashing someone over the head with a frying pan, while being a misogynist. Should have hired Sterling Cooper Draper Price (topical humor).

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March 23rd, 2012 at 6:21 PM
Belvedere sucks anyways.
/take Goose, Chopin, Stoli, Ketel over it any day of week
//runs out before the “all vodka’s taste the same crowd shows up”
March 23rd, 2012 at 6:26 PM
One things for certain, he’s giving her all the serious.
March 23rd, 2012 at 6:26 PM
This reminds me of the boy in high school who tried to shove my head down there while we were making out. Ass. This makes me feel icky.
March 23rd, 2012 at 6:27 PM
Ciroc ftw!
March 23rd, 2012 at 6:29 PM
Crazy talk.. Goose is the only one close to Belvedere.
March 23rd, 2012 at 6:35 PM
And, yeah, fuck this ad.
March 23rd, 2012 at 6:39 PM
Stoli is the most underrated vodka out there. As good or better than Goose, Chopin, Belvedere, etc. Best bang for your buck.
March 23rd, 2012 at 6:44 PM
I had some Three Olives Vodka which was pretty good.
March 23rd, 2012 at 6:44 PM
SUNDAY!!!!!
March 23rd, 2012 at 6:45 PM
A good dirty joke requires deft precision.
Bullshit. A dirty joke is a dirty joke. Unless you get paid to make dirty jokes and have to worry about getting paid.
Shit. Fuck. Fart.
March 23rd, 2012 at 6:47 PM
Deft.
March 23rd, 2012 at 6:47 PM
Deft.
March 23rd, 2012 at 6:48 PM
Fuck David Lessa.
March 23rd, 2012 at 6:52 PM
Very deft
March 23rd, 2012 at 7:00 PM
I will agree with this. Stoli is my house vodka. I save the Goose & Chopin for better occasions.
March 23rd, 2012 at 7:09 PM
No H/T?
I see how it is.
March 23rd, 2012 at 7:26 PM
Word. I’d go Ketel over Goose, but when it’s $9 a drink in the bar for Ketel vs. $6 for Stoli, I’m going Stoli.
March 23rd, 2012 at 7:32 PM
Aw yea muffuckin Belvedere will get bitched to suck ya muffuckin dick ya’ heard. I’m a muffuckin 42 millionaire and I still talk like a dumbass.
/Jay-Z
March 23rd, 2012 at 8:42 PM
That was great.
March 23rd, 2012 at 9:54 PM
You can’t pretend to have discriminating vodka tastes and then name Grey Goose among the best vodkas.
No quicker way to blow your cover. That swill is all marketing.
March 23rd, 2012 at 10:48 PM
not bad stuff, but Ketel is the best.