Tom Brady Attended a Rich Guy Fancy Watch Party With Sean Avery and Swizz Beatz

All, Music, NFL, NHL Stephen Douglas March 22nd. 2012, 1:29pm

Here’s a post for the ladies. If Maria Menunous in a bikini gets a multi-picture post, then a few pictures of Tom Brady in a suit is the least I could do for our 5 female readers.

In these pictures Brady is attending a fancy watch party with Sean Avery, Swizz Beatz and Ed Burns. They guy you have definitely never seen before is Philippe Merk, the CEO of Audemars Piguet. That’s the company that makes the ridiculously expensive Royal Oak watches that all these rich guys in suits are celebrating. A quick Google search says I can get a relatively cheap Royal Oak watch for… 10 grand! Hey Philippe, feel free to send a crate of your product over to TBL headquarters. I promise not to sell mine so I can take the rest of the year off from blogging to travel the Canadian countryside.

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59 Responses to “Tom Brady Attended a Rich Guy Fancy Watch Party With Sean Avery and Swizz Beatz”

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H.E. Pennypacker Says:
March 22nd, 2012 at 1:32 PM
I see Tom Brady is doing his best to remain unlikable. Good for him.
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St. Bear Says:
March 22nd, 2012 at 1:34 PM
GODDAMMIT BEN, DO YOUR JOB!!!!
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KingGrizz Says:
March 22nd, 2012 at 1:34 PM
Swiss Beatz did “Onto The Next One” with Jayz — he’s cool in my book.
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kaiserwilhelmreems Says:
March 22nd, 2012 at 1:35 PM
dude can’t even bother showing off the watch, what a jerk!
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The Wayne Fontes Safari Says:
March 22nd, 2012 at 1:35 PM
I promise not to sell mine so I can take the rest of the year off from blogging to travel the Canadian countryside.
I hear this one Canadian city is better than another Canadian city.
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molemaninthemorning Says:
March 22nd, 2012 at 1:38 PM
Absolutely no idea who Swizz Beatz, figured it was the name of the watch company until I read the post.
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Ben80123 Says:
March 22nd, 2012 at 1:40 PM
At least Brady got 15% of the watch out from under his shirt for the picture.
GODDAMMIT BEN, DO YOUR JOB!!!!
I’m nowhere near Tennessee and they are not my bees, but I do know Bill Hughes. Last NABC I told him if he didn’t get his shit together he may end up with 25,000 bees in a car and look what happened. I know he reads here — BILL! GET YOUR SHIT TOGETHER!
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payaso Says:
March 22nd, 2012 at 1:40 PM
Burns is phony, Brady’s fake. They’re the type of people I hate.
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guinnessgirl13 Says:
March 22nd, 2012 at 1:40 PM
Thank you.
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sportsgal116 Says:
March 22nd, 2012 at 1:40 PM
Terrible caption for that ridiculous picture.
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starkweather Says:
March 22nd, 2012 at 1:41 PM
Absolutely no idea who Swizz Beatz, figured it was the name of the watch company until I read the post.
Producer who ditched his wife for Alicia Keyes. Even though I think he was shacking up with Alicia Keyes even before he got married. He did a bunch of production for DMX way back when
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molemaninthemorning Says:
March 22nd, 2012 at 1:42 PM
Producer who ditched his wife for Alicia Keyes. Even though I think he was shacking up with Alicia Keyes even before he got married. He did a bunch of production for DMX way back when
Ah yes. Alicia Keys. Who JPQ proved to be gay because Google has results for “Alicia Keys, gay.”
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Caribou Says:
March 22nd, 2012 at 1:42 PM
I see Tom Brady is doing his best to remain unlikable. Good for him.
classic. he just keeps doing what he do.
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St. Bear Says:
March 22nd, 2012 at 1:43 PM
NABC
National Association of Beekeeping Commission?
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SouvenirCity Says:
March 22nd, 2012 at 1:44 PM
Good for Tawmy.
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guinnessgirl13 Says:
March 22nd, 2012 at 1:45 PM
NABC
North American Beekeepers Consortium
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Jason Lisk Says:
March 22nd, 2012 at 1:45 PM
Brady would not have to slum like this if his receivers could catch.
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kaiserwilhelmreems Says:
March 22nd, 2012 at 1:46 PM
i’d really like to know what Scary Monkey has to say about this post.
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Ben80123 Says:
March 22nd, 2012 at 1:46 PM
National Association of Beekeeping Commission?
Close.
North American Beekeepers Consortium
Closer.
North American Beekeepers Conference
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ButtersBC Says:
March 22nd, 2012 at 1:46 PM
BEES?!?!
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sousedbergin Says:
March 22nd, 2012 at 1:46 PM
I hear this one Canadian city is better than another Canadian city.
+ One all inclusive trip to Winnipeg courtesy of the metric system
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sportsgal116 Says:
March 22nd, 2012 at 1:47 PM
I thought Alicia Keys is into chicks?
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Jason Lisk Says:
March 22nd, 2012 at 1:47 PM
This picture is really bugging me because they couldn’t even get the tallest to the middle thing right. I mean, 10,000 watches and you can’t rearrange the order for optimal effect?
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St. Bear Says:
March 22nd, 2012 at 1:47 PM
NABC
North American Beekeepers Consortium
North American Beekeeping Conference.
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H.E. Pennypacker Says:
March 22nd, 2012 at 1:47 PM
Why do I get the impression that TBL once used “it showed up in a google search” as validation for something ridiculous that he wrote?
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Babar 2.0 Says:
March 22nd, 2012 at 1:47 PM
Brady would not have to slum like this if his receivers could catch.
He’s supported by his wife.
/My wife just got a new job, and now makes more money than me.
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Some Random Old Dude Says:
March 22nd, 2012 at 1:48 PM
Brady would not have to slum like this if his receivers could catch.
I’m laughing, but I don’t know why.
Sean Avery? Really? Shouldn’t he be at a rink near you?
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H.E. Pennypacker Says:
March 22nd, 2012 at 1:49 PM
Wow. Story on CNN right now about Marquette’s off court success. AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Keep doing your thing CNN.
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ButtersBC Says:
March 22nd, 2012 at 1:50 PM
George Zimmerman will be attending the North American Beekeeping Conference to deliver a lecture on how Africanized bees must be wiped out
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kaiserwilhelmreems Says:
March 22nd, 2012 at 1:50 PM
/My wife just got a new job, and now makes more money than me.
my wife makes about $500 more than me per year. I enjoy being her trophy husband.
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SouvenirCity Says:
March 22nd, 2012 at 1:51 PM
Sean Avery? Really? Shouldn’t he be at a rink near you?
Retired. Got sick of being sent to Hartford. He actually made the announcement on Bravo which seems rather fitting for a player of his caliber.
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I'm a Horse Says:
March 22nd, 2012 at 1:52 PM
Sean Avery is kind of short.
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Some Random Old Dude Says:
March 22nd, 2012 at 1:53 PM
Dang, SC. I did not know that. Good to see his post-playing career is off to a great start, doing whatever the hell it is he does.
O.T., that Chevy Malibu commercial with the yuppies singing off-key Spandau Ballet was just on. Dang, I hate that commercial.
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VladimirCrouton Says:
March 22nd, 2012 at 1:54 PM
I’d take Avery on the Wings over Danny fucking Cleary.
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Babar 2.0 Says:
March 22nd, 2012 at 1:55 PM
my wife makes about $500 more than me per year. I enjoy being her trophy husband.
I like this angle. I am going to use it.
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HtownHacker Says:
March 22nd, 2012 at 1:55 PM
Retired. Got sick of being sent to Hartford. He actually made the announcement on Bravo which seems rather fitting for a player of his caliber.
He’s been showing up on some fashion shows that the other half likes to watch.
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sportsgal116 Says:
March 22nd, 2012 at 1:55 PM
I’d take Avery on the Wings over Danny fucking Cleary.
Oh get the fuck outta here with this nonsense.
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devang Says:
March 22nd, 2012 at 1:56 PM
This event was held at the douchebag museum in Assholeville.
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ohheelyeah Says:
March 22nd, 2012 at 1:58 PM
FWIW, go check out the sales sites at http://www.timezone.com. They are a helpful, knowledgeable, and very trustworthy community. I have bought and sold numerous timepieces there and would recommend it to anyone looking to get into the watch enthusiast hobby. This is the thread for timepieces under $5000.00
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Gerard Portmanteau Says:
March 22nd, 2012 at 1:58 PM
My wife just got a new job, and now makes more money than me.
Nice. Enjoy it, it’s a good life.
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johndewar Says:
March 22nd, 2012 at 1:58 PM
I’d take Avery on the Wings over Danny fucking Cleary.
Sean Avery is horrible.
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Gerard Portmanteau Says:
March 22nd, 2012 at 1:58 PM
would recommend it to anyone looking to get into the watch enthusiast hobby.
….!
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VladimirCrouton Says:
March 22nd, 2012 at 2:00 PM
Sean Avery is horrible.
So is Dan Cleary. And Mike Babdick wouldn’t put Avery out on the ice in critical situations like he does constantly with Captain Canada Cleary.
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Babar 2.0 Says:
March 22nd, 2012 at 2:00 PM
….!
Seconded.
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johndewar Says:
March 22nd, 2012 at 2:00 PM
would recommend it to anyone looking to get into the watch enthusiast hobby.
….!
Had no idea being a watch enthusiast was a “thing”.
/the more you know!
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devang Says:
March 22nd, 2012 at 2:01 PM
My wife just got a new job, and now makes more money than me.
My ex-wife got rid of me, got a new job, and makes about 30k more than me. Guess I got thrown off the gravy train…
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molemaninthemorning Says:
March 22nd, 2012 at 2:02 PM
Go figure the Tar Heel fan is a “time piece hobbyist.”
There’s a clock on my phone. Watches are the blimps of time telling.
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sousedbergin Says:
March 22nd, 2012 at 2:04 PM
my wife makes about $500 more than me per year. I enjoy being her trophy husband.
You gotta close that gap somehow. Extra hours, gambling, returning empties, craiglist handjobs anything. Beat it by a dollar and then bemoan the pressure of being the bread winner.
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ohheelyeah Says:
March 22nd, 2012 at 2:04 PM
in my defense, my watch purchases have stayed below $1000.00, and I don’t own more than 1 at a time. However, there are people who dump hundreds of thousands of dollars on watches without so much as a flinch.
Some people collect cars, some planes, others old comic books, and others random-ass stuff.
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ohheelyeah Says:
March 22nd, 2012 at 2:05 PM
Go figure the Tar Heel fan is a “time piece hobbyist.”
i see what you did there. however, in the grand scheme of the high-end watch community I would be the nigh-crew janitor at the fortune 500 company…
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molemaninthemorning Says:
March 22nd, 2012 at 2:07 PM
I have a kinetic watch I like but I don’t really care for the feeling of weight on my wrist.
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Babar 2.0 Says:
March 22nd, 2012 at 2:10 PM
Some people collect cars, some planes, others old comic books, and others random-ass stuff.
Who the fuck collects planes? Six people out of 6 billion does not make that a thing. More people probably drink their own urine.
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Babar 2.0 Says:
March 22nd, 2012 at 2:10 PM
Some people collect cars, some planes, others old comic books, and others random-ass stuff.
Who the fuck collects planes? Six people out of 6 billion does not make that a thing. More people probably drink their own urine.
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ohheelyeah Says:
March 22nd, 2012 at 2:14 PM
Babar 2.0 – I know 2 people where I live who collect planes. One guy has some smaller stuff, nothing jet engine based, while the other has two jets, a king air, and some rather expensive Italian sports cars.
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starkweather Says:
March 22nd, 2012 at 2:17 PM
I recently found out that there is a such thing as urine therapy where a doctor will advise one to drink their own urine.
I recently found out that there is a such thing as urine therapy where a doctor will advise one to drink their own urine.
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Babar 2.0 Says:
March 22nd, 2012 at 2:17 PM
Babar 2.0 – I know 2 people where I live who collect planes. One guy has some smaller stuff, nothing jet engine based, while the other has two jets, a king air, and some rather expensive Italian sports cars.
So you are saying you know two fucking morons.
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The Wayne Fontes Safari Says:
March 22nd, 2012 at 2:18 PM
Some people collect cars, some planes, others old comic books, and others random-ass stuff.
My crazy Aunt collects cats. Her whole house stinks.
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ohheelyeah Says:
March 22nd, 2012 at 2:20 PM
So you are saying you know two fucking morons.
one is a moron, the other owns a jet fueling company.
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starkweather Says:
March 22nd, 2012 at 2:21 PM
So you are saying you know two fucking morons.
The access that being a moron grants is not something that the average person can understand.
/WSJ’d