Dana White Called Soccer “the least-talented sport on Earth”
UFC President Dana White did an interview with the Calgary Sun while promoting the UFC’s upcoming Vancouver card. It was mostly basic stuff, but when he was asked about fighting in hockey, he went off on a tangent about soccer. White is no stranger to being outspoken or having controversial opinions, but this is one of the dumber, more agro things he’s ever said on record.
Q: As you know, we love our hockey here. And it remains the only other pro sport that allows fighting. Curious as to your thoughts on fighting in hockey?
A: I’m not a big hockey fan. But I respect how talented you have to be to play hockey. Soccer? That’s a whole other ball. Can’t stand soccer. It’s the least-talented sport on Earth. There’s a reason three-year-olds can play soccer. When you’re playing a game when the net is that big and the score is 3-1 (and that’s a blowout) are you kidding me? You know how untalented you have to be to score three times when the net is that big? Now back to hockey. You have guys on skates with crooked sticks and you have to hit a puck into a net that’s the same size as the goalie. And at any time someone could take your head right off your shoulders and it’s perfectly legal. That’s a real sport that takes real talent, speed and all the things you need to be a real athlete. Now fighting is a part of hockey and has been since Day 1. It’s part of the game. It is what it is. I think we live in a world now where everything has been so pussy-fied. When I grew up we didn’t wear helmets when we rode our bikes. We didn’t have car seats. We didn’t have all this stuff. Now things are safer and we should be safer but let’s not go overboard. Fighting’s a part of hockey. Period.
I’d be interested to see how some of his Brazilian fighters feel about these comments. What’s the point of slamming the most popular sport in the world? Especially when your main goal is world domination? And while I agree with the overall theme of the pussification of America, I don’t know if I would lump car seats in with whatever he was talking about.
[Calgary Sun, Getty]

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March 22nd, 2012 at 5:39 PM
Soccer is for Fags.
Deal with it.
March 22nd, 2012 at 5:40 PM
Oh this is bound to be good. Floor is all yours, soccer fans.
/does not endorse Dana White’s opinion
//will still enjoy the amount of butthurt that is sure to follow
March 22nd, 2012 at 5:42 PM
Apparently, so is playing QB for the Jets
March 22nd, 2012 at 5:42 PM
As a former MMA writer, I can say that pro soccer on the int’l level is 1 million times more engaging and exciting than MMA, especially the UFC’s corporate brand.
March 22nd, 2012 at 5:43 PM
MMA is boring to me. Dana White and Joe Rogan can go screw themselves
March 22nd, 2012 at 5:44 PM
MMA isn’t a sport, it’s retarded monkey barbarism and most of its competitors will die early deaths from steroid abuse or will live meaningless lives after fifty from Parkinson’s.
March 22nd, 2012 at 5:45 PM
True soccer fans don’t respond to ignorant statements like his. If you can watch anything that Messi, Ronaldo and countless others can do with a ball at their feet and think that isn’t talent, well there’s just no hope for you.
And boy it sure takes a TON of talent to wrestle around in spandex while hitting and kicking each other. Hell, TWO year olds can fight.
March 22nd, 2012 at 5:46 PM
Q. And your thoughts on NBC’s preemptive cancelling of Bent?
A. That’s pretty fucking gay, too. Read into that as you will.
March 22nd, 2012 at 5:47 PM
Why would anyone be butt hurt by Dana White’s opinion on soccer? I know I couldn’t care less whether or not he thinks soccer takes athleticism.
March 22nd, 2012 at 5:48 PM
Football probably involves the least amount of talent since it’s more about athleticism and strength than anything…would be a lot easier for an NBA player to make the switch to the NFL than the other way around
March 22nd, 2012 at 5:50 PM
I think we live in a world now where everything has been so pussy-fied.
says the man named “Dana”.
March 22nd, 2012 at 5:51 PM
You wrote this line only to show you can correctly use the phrase “couldn’t care less”.
March 22nd, 2012 at 5:52 PM
So the sport itself has no talent? I totally get it. That’s an intriguing point.
March 22nd, 2012 at 5:53 PM
I don’t remember the last time there was a story about a four year old breaking his neck playing soccer with his little brother, either.
His soccer comments are stupid, but I take larger issue with his general meathead mentality. I bet he thinks concussions are for pussies. What a piece of trash.
March 22nd, 2012 at 5:54 PM
White is really wrong here. Yes I know I bash soccer, but I never said those guys aren’t talented..they might be soft pussies, but they’re extremely coordinated and their stamina is out of this world. MMA’s popularity has plateaued. Dana White may not want to admit it but it is true
March 22nd, 2012 at 5:54 PM
In my day we didn’t have OSHA or child labor laws, and we were better off for it.
March 22nd, 2012 at 5:54 PM
Lol. This man is probably not even coordinated enough to kick a soccer ball properly, let alone control it while dribbling, shoot it over defenders, etc. What a moron.
March 22nd, 2012 at 5:55 PM
Speaking of soccer, did everyone read about Wayne Rooney breaking a 9yr old boy’s arm from an errant ball into the stands? What an untalented pussy. And Rooney sucks too.
March 22nd, 2012 at 5:59 PM
There’s a commenter here that thinks cagefighters and skiers are the most talented athletes on earth.
March 22nd, 2012 at 6:00 PM
Saw something go past on Twitter but didn’t actually read it, no. Did he actually break his arm or did Rooney cause him to fall and then he broke it?
March 22nd, 2012 at 6:01 PM
He’s pandering the idiotic masses that call Calgary home. He knows his audience.
March 22nd, 2012 at 6:02 PM
No, the little boy put his arms up to block the ball from hitting him in the face and instead came away with a broken arm. Rooney’s sending him a letter and a signed jersey.
March 22nd, 2012 at 6:03 PM
As far as “nets being wide” goes, this idiot fails to consider that the length of a soccer field is 110-120 yards, and that you can’t just skate through it, you have to physically run from one side to another. In order to get to the goalie, you have to go through 11 players, including 3-4 defenders.
Hockey is by far the hardest sport I’ve ever played, but soccer, while it looks easy, is still difficult to be good at. Anyone can kick a soccer ball, but to be good at soccer takes a lot of talent, something meatheads like this moron would know nothing about.
March 22nd, 2012 at 6:06 PM
Kid needs more calcium in them bones. And a couple tickets to his next match wouldn’t hurt either.
March 22nd, 2012 at 6:07 PM
how hard can soccer be? I mean Sylvester Stalone learned to be a world class goalie in 6 weeks at a prison camp
March 22nd, 2012 at 6:07 PM
“Hey, one of my arms are 6 inches shorter than the other, but I have this letter and ball to remind about the time my life got ruined.”- The kid in 10 years
March 22nd, 2012 at 6:07 PM
Just another reason to be #TeamBoxing.
March 22nd, 2012 at 6:08 PM
I still say hitting a baseball at the major league level is the hardest thing to do in sports.
March 22nd, 2012 at 6:09 PM
Kids don’t belong at sporting events.
March 22nd, 2012 at 6:11 PM
Well, yeah. Round ball, round bat.
March 22nd, 2012 at 6:18 PM
You know what’s fun? Watching soccer at Applebees!!
March 22nd, 2012 at 6:21 PM
It’s where you’ll always have the best seats in the house & cold beer in hand
March 22nd, 2012 at 6:22 PM
Quite the generous selection too, both local $ regional.
March 22nd, 2012 at 6:24 PM
I think Dana’s just trying to land a job writing for TBL. That’s some quality trolling. I wonder if Dana is also a fan of Applebees?
March 22nd, 2012 at 6:25 PM
Remind me why we should care what Dana White thinks about anything?
March 22nd, 2012 at 6:32 PM
I’m not the one that said this or believes this but I seem to remember watching a couple of super stars competitions that seem to agree. In one Jeremy Bloom completely dominated on his way to the title and the other Herman Maier (Sp?) kicked everybody’s ass.
As for the topic at hand I’m not really a MMA or Soccer fan so I don’t have a dog in this fight but I think we can all agree that Dana White is in the top 1% of douchebags on the planet.
March 22nd, 2012 at 6:33 PM
And grown men wrestling about in underwear is the complete opposite, amirite? Dana White has proven that his knowledge of sport outside of the ridiculously shaped octagon is about as robust as my neighbor. My neighbor is a 73 year old women from Indiana.
Yeah.
Deal with it. Or not.
March 22nd, 2012 at 6:38 PM
Stop. A rational thought is something Dana White knows not.
He only knows “edgy” and “controversial.” My cat with aspergers is more controversial.
March 22nd, 2012 at 7:21 PM
/puts on The Notebook
March 22nd, 2012 at 9:30 PM
Apparently, Dana White hasn’t watched his own retarded product.
March 22nd, 2012 at 9:34 PM
Obviously, you don’t consider golf a sport. Which, BTW, is fine by me. But that shit is hard.
March 22nd, 2012 at 11:10 PM
Yeah, Golf is up there … but I always heard, “mathematically,” hitting a baseball is the hardest thing to do in any sport. Now, I only ever heard that through people here and there, but been hearing it for a long time. Never had a scientist break it down for me so I reserve the right to be wrong. XD
March 23rd, 2012 at 5:13 PM
OK First & Foremost its Football not Soccer; and if Dana has been watching that MLS shit then I agree but for the most part Dana is a fucking idiot that sometimes says/does something worthwhile
March 23rd, 2012 at 5:18 PM
Ive come to the conclusion that Dana is like a yeast infection only he wont go away of you apply cream to him.