Rod Smith’s first career catch was a 43-yard Hail Mary from Elway to win a game against the Redskins.

That pass was on a rope. I never considered it a Hail Mary.

2011 49ers: 974 snaps, 4,931 yards allowed
2008 Steelers: 974 snaps, 3,795 yards allowed

But I suppose if the decade started last year they’re right up there with the leaders in the clubhouse (although last year’s Steelers still gave up fewer yards and points than the Niners)

(on the exact same number of snaps amazingly enough)

that blew my mind.

easy there…the 2000 ravens weren’t all that long ago.

Once in a decade then. Whatever.

easy there…the 2000 ravens weren’t all that long ago.

Hell, they weren’t even as good as the 2008 Steelers that gave up a full yard less per play (on the exact same number of snaps amazingly enough)

Also, that defense is a once in a generation D in my opinion.

easy there…the 2000 ravens weren’t all that long ago.

Won’t set league records for fewest turnovers and there’s no guarantee of recreating a dominant defense (the 2010 Packers were 2nd in the NFL and we all saw what happened last year)…also if Alex Smith is still the QB that means Alex Smith is the QB

I’d expect something closer to 10-6 from them this season…the division is slowly improving around them and the law of averages would suggest that conservative shit won’t work as well again

Well, I disagree!!! Also, that defense is a once in a generation D in my opinion. Even the backups knocked fools out. And, we have Patrick Willis.

Regression? Why would we regress?

Won’t set league records for fewest turnovers and there’s no guarantee of recreating a dominant defense (the 2010 Packers were 2nd in the NFL and we all saw what happened last year)…also if Alex Smith is still the QB that means Alex Smith is the QB

I’d expect something closer to 10-6 from them this season…the division is slowly improving around them and the law of averages would suggest that conservative shit won’t work as well again

Goddamn it. I’m gonna call in to Shatners podcast, have him ask me questions, and shut y’all up.

Yeah, that ought to do it.

Alternate history thig: maybe. Massive queef thing: definitely.

Excellent.

Peyton smells the 49er regression coming and wants no part of it nor the upcoming Flynnsanity running that division in Seattle

Regression? Why would we regress? We’re only gonna be getting better. Nice try trying to sneak that one past me, though.

Assuming Wikipedia is working, of course.

Goddamn it. I’m gonna call in to Shatners podcast, have him ask me questions, and shut y’all up.

Ballz, are you gonna keep up the alternate history/massive queef thing you were doing on Twitter yesterday? That was rad.

Alternate history thig: maybe. Massive queef thing: definitely.

the only reason i can think of is that it’d be easier to add the players he wants to the broncos than it would be to deal with VD and crabtree. even that’s a stretch cuz him and gore would be play action maestros.

Or he thinks that people with the last name Harbaugh are usually dickheads. Which would make him correct.