Brazil is Woefully, Comfortably Behind on its World Cup 2014 Prep
By the looks of things, writers had been itching for some time to write another round of “will Brazil be ready for 2014?” stories. Then Ricardo Teixeira, the head of Brazil’s soccer body (the CBF) as well as its World Cup Local Organizing Committee, abdicated last week. That is, the most powerful man in Brazilian soccer tapped out on the eve of the first South American-hosted World Cup in 36 years, in what still ought to be a moment of worldwide triumph for Brazil. Of his 23 years as the head of the sport there, Teixeira wrote: “I did what was within my reach, sacrificing my health. I was criticized in the losses and undervalued in the victories.” In a country already famous for its rivers, Teixeira would like us to cry him another.
He also noted, with a smidgen of foreshadowing, that Brazilian soccer “is associated with two things: talent and disorganization.” It’s the latter that’s has the international press rubbernecking, and if you’re the sort of person who enjoys slow-motion train wrecks, keep an eye on Brazil for the next two years. ESPN’s Tim Vickery does a cracking job of unpacking what he calls the “unlamented demise” of Teixeira and the list of blunders that have put Brazil in peril of botching the World Cup run-up, including multi-year delays in simply choosing the host cities. What — we were expecting Brazil to be ahead at some point?
Teixeira’s resignation comes after years checkered with corruption charges and about a week after FIFA’s secretary general, Jerome Valcke, ripped Brazil for sluggish preparations on such peripheral details as hotels, light rail systems and, um, stadiums. Valcke suggested to reporters that Brazil needed “a kick up the backside” to get moving. His uncommonly vivid choice of preposition did not sit well with the host country. Amid criticism from Brazilian officials, no less than Ronaldo came to Valcke’s defense. “His comments were unfortunate,” the very former athlete said, “but it does not mean he is not right.”
It also does not mean Brazil won’t pull itself together. Unlike their national squad, Brazilians at large are not only accustomed to playing from behind, they rather tend to prefer it. They even have a name for this approach to life, and if you’ve ever been an undergraduate, you can probably relate: jeitinho Brasileiro — “the Brazilian way,” roughly translated. It means that one will employ charm, or force, or cunning in the face of, well, whatever. Run this question past a Brazilian friend: Do you believe Brazil will be ready for the World Cup? The response is likely to sound a bit like the varying answers I’ve gotten when I’ve posed it to Brazilians lately. They’ll pull it together at the absolute last minute. Everything will move at this glacial pace (a fact of life in a country positively overgrown with bureaucracy). And yet, when the deadline truly threatens — it will get done. When FIFA President Sepp Blatter parachuted into Brasilia last week for less than a day, then bounced 21 hours later, you got the idea that no one expected anything different. Called into the dean’s office for failing grades, Brazil got its hair tousled and was sent on its way.
The Brazilian government has, rightly, come under scrutiny for some of the supposed clean-up it’s undertaken to prep for the 2016 Olympic Summer Games, which along with the World Cup stands to displace some 170,000 people nationwide. Brazil has gotten very rich very fast; it’s now the world’s fifth-largest economy and expanding. For good reason, the country is enjoying a nationwide sense of impunity these days. But somewhere between a kleptocratic young democracy and a reliable international power is a country that can deliver on promises to the world (i.e., that you’ll be able to get from the airport in Sao Paulo to an operational hotel). Freelancing is a hallmark of Brazilian soccer — the disorganization that Teixeira noted isn’t purely pejorative. It’s also a national point of pride. So when outlets such as CNN write that “there should be some concerns” about the state of World Cup preparation, they’re coming from a measured, rational place. But of course, the World Cup is headed to a country happy to be neither.

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March 20th, 2012 at 4:12 PM
We heard the same thing about South Africa. They’ll get their shit done, even though I’d love for them to fuck it up and FIFA would have to give the Cup to the U.S.
March 20th, 2012 at 4:13 PM
Great line.
March 20th, 2012 at 4:15 PM
Man, that’s a lot of punctuation.
March 20th, 2012 at 4:15 PM
I’m fresh out of these.
March 20th, 2012 at 4:19 PM
All that hoity toity talk about France earlier and you don’t even have a Brazilian friend? Let me guess, you don’t speak a lick of Portugese either?
/ lifts finger, drinks tea
March 20th, 2012 at 4:21 PM
Just looking to get in on the ground floor of a post where people hammer JMac or someone else. I know shit about soccer.
March 20th, 2012 at 4:22 PM
Why is Eifling writing Duffy’s posts?
March 20th, 2012 at 4:24 PM
Honestly, they both read similarly, but I agree that this does seem like a perfect topic for Duffy.
March 20th, 2012 at 4:24 PM
Better than the average Eifling Joint.
March 20th, 2012 at 4:27 PM
Better than the average Eifling Joint.
OK, that’s a start. Only about 30 minutes left.
March 20th, 2012 at 4:27 PM
‘Ronaldo….the very former athlete’
Hilarious!
Def hoping the US is the beneficiary of failed organization, but if South Africa pulled it off, then Brazil mos def will….
Anyone here planning on going to Brazil 2014?
Anyone in here affiliated with a soccer club?
March 20th, 2012 at 4:30 PM
Been a long time since I was young enough to play club ball.
March 20th, 2012 at 4:31 PM
You’re out of Atlanta? I played for the AFC Lighting club for 5 years.
March 20th, 2012 at 4:35 PM
brasil ’14 – you’ll go for the soccer, but you’ll stay for the trannies!
March 20th, 2012 at 4:38 PM
No idea why but I hate this post.
March 20th, 2012 at 4:39 PM
What does Pele think?
March 20th, 2012 at 4:42 PM
He thinks Messi is better than he was.
March 20th, 2012 at 4:43 PM
Needs more embedded videos.
/BBoB.
March 20th, 2012 at 4:47 PM
Greece was behind for the Olympics, too. I think they’ll pull it off.
March 20th, 2012 at 4:49 PM
What does Pele think?
How did Eifling get this number?
March 20th, 2012 at 4:49 PM
AFC Lighting! Home of Ricardo Clark!
Coolest coach I met this year was from there. Had to play at McCurry and Lovejoy several times this season.
Southside Atlanta club soccer has had it’s issues lately, but I mos def have much respect for AFC’s history.
March 20th, 2012 at 4:50 PM
Pele is king of soccer field. To be king of kitchen, use Crestfield Wax Paper.
/obligatory
March 20th, 2012 at 4:53 PM
Pele is king of soccer field. To be king of kitchen, use Crestfield Wax Paper.
/obligatory
You forgot “//walks off shamelessly with huge sack of cash”
March 20th, 2012 at 4:56 PM
He was on the ’82 Gold team when I was on the ’83 team. We would scrimmage them often. Fun team to play.
March 20th, 2012 at 4:58 PM
@Husker….may I ask what years you were there? Did you play on the top teams in your age group?
2 things I always respected about AFC were (1) that they would almost always play their top teams up an age in tourneys and sometimes leagues and (2) that Steve (the one-time DOC there) was instrumental in shaping the youth academy program model in the state for developmental/transitional players.
I had another one-time DOC Bob Moulin from Man U for a couple coaching licenses. He was a fun guy to talk to.
March 20th, 2012 at 5:02 PM
We moved down in 1996 and I played on the Gold team for 4 years if I remember correctly. I stopped playing Lighting ball in 2000.
Steve was my club coach before he took over the development side after my time.
March 20th, 2012 at 5:10 PM
@Husker….wow small world! I bet Steve was intense in training, I never saw him run a session. Coached against him a couple times but it may have been after your time. Tied him once 1-1 and he beat me once 1-2 to win classic II with a playup team. Skilled teams. Played the right way.
Ever play Calhoun Colts, Arsenal Rome, or Anniston Storm (AL)? I know my teams have played several AFC gold level teams.
I coached in AL from 94 -99, GA from 99-01, Mizzou 01-05, and back in both AL & GA from 05 to present. Lifer. Can’t quit.
Are you involved with the game at all anymore?
March 20th, 2012 at 5:13 PM
Because it takes 800 words to say almost nothing while regurgitating wikipedia facts?
March 20th, 2012 at 5:21 PM
No way I’m going down there, I’ve seen “City of God”.
/actually just too poor
//”City of God” is amazing though
March 20th, 2012 at 5:33 PM
Greece was behind for the Olympics, too. I think they’ll pull it off.
This does not forebode well for Brazil.
March 20th, 2012 at 5:41 PM
I no there is huge issue with the gap between the rich and the poor but are they really that bad?
Does anyone have a phone number?
March 20th, 2012 at 5:57 PM
As long as they maintain that ridiculously high quality of talent, I’m good. Oh, they play futbal too?
March 20th, 2012 at 6:29 PM
I honestly can’t remember. We always played in the Sun Bowl in Tampa and the Dallas Cup. Those are the two big tournaments we played in every year.