Knicks Fans Suing Time Warner Because They Missed Linsanity
Madison Square Garden and Time Warner Cable had a dispute that resulted in subscribers missing the first half of the Knicks season. No one cared during the early part of the season because the Knicks sucked. Then Jeremy Lin and Linsanity hit and everyone was all like, “Hey, I want to watch the Knicks because they’re winning!”
It was a classic New York story. An immigrant comes to The Big Apple to make a new life for himself and he ends up making the big time. And New Yorkers ate it up because New York is the center of the Universe and Go Knicks! That’s when people needed their MSG (and to a much lesser extent, Billy on the Street).
With pressure from all sides, Time Warner and MSG made up and put the Knicks back in the homes of New York area residents who had caught basketball fever. Of course, as soon as that happened, Carmelo Anthony and Amar’e Stoudemire returned to the Knicks lineup and the whole thing fell apart because Carmelo is a shitty team player and Amar’e's knees don’t “work so good no more.”
Now the Knicks are losing, the coach resigned, the hero is dead marginalized and nobody cares about the Knicks anymore. Still though, those 3 weeks when nobody could see what was happening sure were awesome. Someone is to blame for everyone being forced to watch the highlights on YouTube and SportsCenter. Let’s sue some of these evil bastards. From The Hollywood Reporter:
In an amended class action, a group of plaintiffs demand that the cable distributor reimburse them for more than $5 million in service fees and charges for withholding programming.
The named plaintiff in this lawsuit is Harold Hoffman, who says he was induced on the phone by a TWC representative to sign up in 2008 for service with the promise he would receive programming on the MSG and MSG+ networks.
Snake cable salesmen I say! Apparently, TWC was Hoffman’s only cable option at the time.
So he signed up for TWC, and when the games were taken off the air for 49 days beginning at the beginning of this year, he couldn’t deduct from his billing statement the component of charges allowable to MSG and MSG+.
He’s filed a lawsuit on behalf of all similarly situated individuals for redress.The games are now back on, but his lawsuit continues.
Of course it does. New York, a city where an English-speaking, American-born Harvard graduate can become a star and cause fans to sue a cable provider for keeping them from watching a lottery team. You would think they would be inspired to sue the people running the Knicks instead of the ones who kept them from seeing the Knicks.

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March 16th, 2012 at 3:36 PM
i want to sue espn for shoving “linsanity” down everyone’s throat.
March 16th, 2012 at 3:37 PM
the photo caption sucks, Steve. giddy up.
March 16th, 2012 at 3:39 PM
Knicks fans should be suing Dolan.
March 16th, 2012 at 3:44 PM
No comments please. This entire post was a rhetorical question.
March 16th, 2012 at 3:44 PM
Boy, those wild and heady February days when nothing was happening and the sports world needed a ready-made, feelgood story like Linsanity seem so distant that they almost belong to a simpler, more innocent and slightly more racist time — like Andy Griffith and Opie time!
March 16th, 2012 at 3:46 PM
Roll Blue Jays!
March 16th, 2012 at 3:49 PM
Can I sue Cablevision because they carry BET, 4 auction shows and Dog the bounty hunter? I could list 100 more.
March 16th, 2012 at 3:52 PM
can JMac sue scripyt for making him stick his head in the oven?
March 16th, 2012 at 3:53 PM
I’ve always wanted to sue the Knicks for. Ever winning a title while Pat Ewing was there. In related news, whoever invented shitty gum wrapped in foil and shaped like a coin is history’s greatest monster. How can a candy coin contain no chocolate? Life is horrible
March 16th, 2012 at 3:53 PM
the fuck is wrong with my fingers today?
March 16th, 2012 at 3:54 PM
can JMac sue scripyt for making him stick his head in the oven?
I don’t know, can scripty sue JMac for writing a terrible post about the Broncos being pathetic in their love for Peyton Manning?
March 16th, 2012 at 3:57 PM
Caption fixed for Stevie.
March 16th, 2012 at 4:01 PM
Tim Ryan gets it.
March 16th, 2012 at 4:04 PM
the fuck is wrong with my fingers today?
I am blaming sunspots for my myriad typos today.
March 16th, 2012 at 4:07 PM
Knicks fans should be suing Spike Lee.
March 16th, 2012 at 4:08 PM
the fuck is wrong with my fingers today?
I am blaming sunspots for my myriad typos today.
That was a rhetorical question you dumbass.
/ATL_Badger
March 16th, 2012 at 4:21 PM
That was a rhetorical question you dumbass.
errr.. request.
/HE Pennypacker
March 16th, 2012 at 4:22 PM
Lets go Bonnies!
March 16th, 2012 at 4:40 PM
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