Here Are All 88 Real Madrid La Liga Goals in Five Minutes

They may struggle beating Barcelona, but Real Madrid are having a ridiculous season beyond that. They have won 23/26 matches, outscoring opponents 88-23. Averaging 3.4 goals per match, they are on pace to shatter their 1989-90 record of 107 goals in a season. For perspective, Barcelona won the league scoring 95 goals last season. Madrid have 88, with 12 matches left. Here are all 88 in five minutes.

How does one account for Barcelona and Real Madrid’s perverse dominance? Earning 12.5 times as much in TV revenue as the bottom club is a good place to start.

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9 Responses to “Here Are All 88 Real Madrid La Liga Goals in Five Minutes”

molemaninthemorning Says:
March 15th, 2012 at 3:48 PM

They would have already shattered that record had they held onto Julien Faubert.

spencer096 Says:
March 15th, 2012 at 3:49 PM

How does one account for Barcelona and Real Madrid’s perverse dominance?

by simply walking into mordor?

Ty_Webb 1.0 Says:
March 15th, 2012 at 3:56 PM

I knew my sports day in was missing something…

HuskerDawg Says:
March 15th, 2012 at 3:59 PM

When Barca adds another Champions League title to their belt they won’t give a shit about the paper champs scoring a billion goals this year.

/Team Fuck Madrid

Babar 2.0 Says:
March 15th, 2012 at 4:01 PM

#53 was impressive

St. Bear Says:
March 15th, 2012 at 4:12 PM

Averaging 3.4 goals per match,

So their fans get excited a little more than once every half hour of match time.

Sounds riveting.

HuskerDawg Says:
March 15th, 2012 at 4:16 PM

So their fans get excited a little more than once every half hour of match time.
Sounds riveting.

It is, actually.

MP Says:
March 15th, 2012 at 4:33 PM

So their fans get excited a little more than once every half hour of match time.
Sounds riveting.

That’s once every 26.5 mins of game time.

The Red Sox scored 5.2 runs per game last year, so you were able to get excited once every 34.6 mins of game time.

St. Bear Says:
March 15th, 2012 at 4:38 PM

That’s once every 26.5 mins of game time.
The Red Sox scored 5.2 runs per game last year, so you were able to get excited once every 34.6 mins of game time.

Haha. But that 34.6 mins also includes when the opposition is at bat.