Roundup: Tim Tebow is Getting Shafted, Jon Hamm Rips Kim Kardashian & Whitney Houston + NC State = Viral Video
Yvonne Strahovski … if you’re wondering how Jay Cutler’s pregnant fiancee looks in a bathing suit … “Teen falls down garbage chute trying to retrieve cellphone” … Coolio was arrested in Vegas over the weekend … female flight attendant flips out … Apple seems to be doing well … Maryland arrest involves fake genitalia … any Bradford Cox fans out there? … “Delta Air Lines plane undergoing maintenance testing ran off a taxiway and down an embankment at Hartsfield-Jackson International Airport” … sharks, feeding frenzy, Australia … “People Are Stealing Lots Of Tide Detergent” …
QB from Sweden is getting some buzz in recruiting circles. [SI]
Agree: Tim Tebow is getting shafted in Denver. I hope the Broncos don’t land Manning. [Mike Silver]
Tiger Woods tweeted that he’s only got an Achilles sprain. [Twitter]
San Diego State football teammates at odds in felony case. [UT]
Reporter Brendan Prunty was embedded with Seton Hall Sunday … when the Pirates missed the tournament. [Star Ledger]
Brandon Stokley thinks Peyton Manning is throwing as well as he did six years ago. [Denver Post]
Obama’s approval rating sinks once again. [CBS News]
The NCAA selection committee had Missouri as the 8th overall seed. Two AP voters had the Tigers first. Here’s to subjectivity! [College Basketball Talk]
Sione Pouha will be with the Jets for another three years. He’s a solid interior defensive lineman. [NYDN]
Kim Kardashian vs. Jon Hamm. Jon Hamm is the man. [Mercury News]
I thought this was the best thing Seth Davis produced this college basketball season. [SI]
I’ve got the Wolfpack going a couple rounds in the tournament.
Scary. [via Adam]
This was radio blowhard Mike Francesa saying last week Iona had absolutely no chance getting to the NCAA Tournament. Good times.
The UNC women’s lacrosse team made this video. [via Lax Playground]
Oldie, but a goodie: Dave Chappelle’s first trip to star search. [via Uproxx]
So Blake Griffin is a target now?
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- Marvin Bagley, a 7th Grader, is 6-foot-7 and Looks to Definitely Have a Basketball Future [Video]
- Robert Griffin III Could Have Planted the Seeds of a Perception Problem After Sending Pictures of Wedding Gifts, Says Washington Writer
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March 13th, 2012 at 8:09 AM
Tebow getting shafted? Hilarity. Silver is an epic troll.
March 13th, 2012 at 8:14 AM
Hilarious
March 13th, 2012 at 8:17 AM
Jay Cutler looks a little chunky.
March 13th, 2012 at 8:19 AM
Sione Pouha will be with the Jets for another three years. He’s a solid interior defensive lineman.
And a career Jet. And got signed with the cap room freed up by that ridiculous “extension” that Sanchez signed. I feel like this guy could have made some more if he’d waited two days. Everybody needs blockers occupied.
March 13th, 2012 at 8:22 AM
The bath salts of 2012, although the Tide is being dried, scraped, screened, and smoked. Crazy…
March 13th, 2012 at 8:22 AM
Re: Seth Davis link
You realize that isn’t his analysis and its 2 weeks old, right?
March 13th, 2012 at 8:24 AM
I thought this was the best thing Seth Davis produced this college basketball season.
when I clicked this, I expected it to link to a turd in a toilet bowl, based on the wording.
March 13th, 2012 at 8:25 AM
Re: Seth Davis link
You realize that isn’t his analysis and its 2 weeks old, right?
of course he doesn’t realize that. None of that is readily available when you just read the title.
March 13th, 2012 at 8:25 AM
Antipating the media public apology for LINSANITY! any minute now……………….
Maybe they should let play, say….a month, before they gave him the cover of Time Magazine.
March 13th, 2012 at 8:25 AM
In which bracket?
I’m kidding. I don’t have “a bracket” but do also fill out a bunch in free contests, hoping maybe I’ll get lucky in one. After filling them out, I don’t think about them and then root for teams I like and/or Cinderellas.
March 13th, 2012 at 8:26 AM
If you didn’t check in last night, the staff was grinding. Check out the 3 posts before this. Good stuff.
/TeamTebow
March 13th, 2012 at 8:27 AM
I don’t have “a bracket” but do also fill out a bunch in free contests, hoping maybe I’ll get lucky in one. After filling them out, I don’t think about them and then root for teams I like and/or Cinderellas.
i’m the same way. i hate 90% of college basketball so i’ll just fill out the free ones on espn.com and look at it the day before the NC game to see how i did.
March 13th, 2012 at 8:28 AM
Basketball, basketball, basketball.. No thanks.
March 13th, 2012 at 8:31 AM
What is the roundup pic girl known for?
March 13th, 2012 at 8:32 AM
Check out the 3 posts before this.
Basketball, basketball, basketball.. No thanks.
one of them is actually still a Linsanity post. It’s amazing. JMac tried to find a piece of corn in the turd that Linsanity has become.
The one about the high school kid is pretty good. And if you haven’t seen Blake Griffin dunk a basketball, now’s your chance. He dunks the basketball. Quite the unique post.
March 13th, 2012 at 8:33 AM
Blake Griffin = Glass Joe?
March 13th, 2012 at 8:33 AM
What is the roundup pic girl known for?
she’s on Chuck, which even I have quit watching. And she has one really square front tooth, which she didn’t get ground down and capped, so she looks normal and really pretty, instead of uber fake.
March 13th, 2012 at 8:34 AM
Homer.
March 13th, 2012 at 8:34 AM
Well, you spent 3 years telling everyone how great Sanchez was so this is obviously the logical play.
March 13th, 2012 at 8:35 AM
Apple seems to be doing well
They were 17 bucks when Jobs came back. Wish I had some money ton invest back then. Stupid grad school.
March 13th, 2012 at 8:37 AM
I’m really hopeful that Che-Hsuan Lin plays at that major league level this year, so I can campaign for Linsanity part deux.
March 13th, 2012 at 8:38 AM
She’s like a an Erika Christensen doppelgänger. Me likey
March 13th, 2012 at 8:39 AM
“People Are Stealing Lots Of Tide Detergent”
And Chuck Schumer is trying to get a bill passed to make stealing baby formula more than a misdemeanor.
March 13th, 2012 at 8:42 AM
Cartoonology!
March 13th, 2012 at 8:43 AM
Could he, just once, not spend 15 seconds after every missed shot staring down the closest ref?
March 13th, 2012 at 8:43 AM
really!? an article I read earlier this morning said Tide was the new currency on the streets. this cracked me up.
March 13th, 2012 at 8:47 AM
“Apple seems to be doing well.”
The rich get richer.
/JMac’d
March 13th, 2012 at 8:49 AM
Agree: Tim Tebow is getting shafted in Denver. I hope the Broncos don’t land Manning.
Yeah I hate it too when teams get a FA QB to replace the TE currently holding the position.
March 13th, 2012 at 8:50 AM
Vote for Batman!!
March 13th, 2012 at 8:50 AM
Kim Kardashian vs. Jon Hamm. Jon Hamm is the man.
Anyone who actually believes that Kim K wrote that tweet probably donated to Kony2012
March 13th, 2012 at 8:51 AM
Tebow is at least rich and famous. I’m more sorry for the undrafted rookie QB who won’t even get a chance to be the Jets week 1 starter thanks to this awful Sanchize extension.
March 13th, 2012 at 8:51 AM
why does a family have a security camera? methinks they’re selling meth.
March 13th, 2012 at 8:55 AM
he’s not an owner, he’s not a coach…he’s got no say in it. id like to see tebow keep developing, but peyton’s a clear upgrade over any QB in the league save for brady, brees or rodgers. tebow, if he reaches his full potential, would be lucky to have a season like manning produces on the regular…so while it sucks for him, the team has a golden opportunity that happens once in a decade. gotta take the risk.
March 13th, 2012 at 8:58 AM
fixed.
March 13th, 2012 at 8:59 AM
Looks like he is being a drama queen to me. Every time he gets contacted he oversells it. But TBL looks totally in the bag for him, remember when he accused Ridnour of assaulting him when it was Griffin who dragged him down?
March 13th, 2012 at 9:00 AM
if you can come up with a logical argument outside “he just wins” “he’s a winner” “he gets the job done” “intangibles” “motivates the defense” and without giving him credit for the defense holding teams to low scores i’d consider jumping on the bandwagon.
March 13th, 2012 at 9:01 AM
Are there any teams out there that are close to set everywhere but currently have a young “Franchise” QB in place who’s probably not ready for prime time? They could throw the moon at Peyton, let him get (possibly literally) killed for one or two years, then turn it over to the younger guy.
Maybe the Bengals.
March 13th, 2012 at 9:02 AM
I can’t see the Disney region but where are the Animaniacs???
March 13th, 2012 at 9:02 AM
Loved Chappelle’s Cross Colours hat. Wonder where my Cross Colours gear ended up?
March 13th, 2012 at 9:02 AM
/TeamTebow
of course you are
March 13th, 2012 at 9:02 AM
he and cam are ushering in an era of more open minded offenses…they both started to get their teams to design more stuff that’s not just boilerplate pro-style. i like him for that.
March 13th, 2012 at 9:03 AM
It’s big boy football. It’s a business. If Tebow is good enough, he will play. If he isn’t, he won’t.
And in Tebow’s case, you have to think contingency plans. If a team is going to play “his” style of football, then you have to have backups that can run the same style. So, who are the guys that backup Tebow when he gets hurt?
That’s a huge problem when it comes to changing everything for a guy who doesn’t play like everyone else.
Not to mention that he isn’t very good at QB. But, that’s an opinion not a fact. The contingency factor is fact and has to play in the minds of teams across the league who even remotely think about him as a QB.
March 13th, 2012 at 9:04 AM
I was shut out of the selection committee. I can’t answer that question.
March 13th, 2012 at 9:05 AM
and i also think tebow gets the short shrift from a football standpoint…he’s a dangerous runner and enhances the broncos running game thru their option-y stuff. talk all you want about the meaninglessness of TOP, but if they’re chewing up clock, games are closer simply because there are fewer plays run. gives him a chance at the end and they can even out the playing field a little bit against better teams.
March 13th, 2012 at 9:06 AM
i can get behind that reasoning for Cam Newton, he’s got the skills to effectively throw and run. He’s a beast. and he’s not a liability to his team for 58 minutes a game.
March 13th, 2012 at 9:08 AM
the Weather Channel’s Music Bracket >>> this years basketball tournament
March 13th, 2012 at 9:08 AM
I made the mistake of telling the wife she’s high maintenance. there were tears
also, my family picked south florida to win the national title, 89-82 over LIU-Brooklyn, 89-82. other ff teams…south dakota state and loyola maryland
March 13th, 2012 at 9:08 AM
agreed…but the reasoning’s still the same for tebow, cam’s just the far superior player.
March 13th, 2012 at 9:08 AM
This is a big deal. People were tricked into thinking Denver had a good defense in the 2H of last season when “average” is a better descriptor.
March 13th, 2012 at 9:10 AM
I was shut out of the selection committee.
i share your pain. good enough to post and lend money to the miz baby fund, but lacking in cartoon judgement despite a) having been a kid, b) still being one, C) having four kids at different ages
hold me miz
March 13th, 2012 at 9:13 AM
fuck the tebow thing. the bears are more interesting, as is manning’s destination
solid opinion…
March 13th, 2012 at 9:14 AM
Yup. It’s been open on my screen for 2 weeks and i’ve been reading it. I’ll be applying some of it – with other stuff, obvs – to my bracket predictions. And yes, I know he didn’t write it … which is why i wrote, “produced.”
March 13th, 2012 at 9:15 AM
and i think that’s the key difference. Cam is a superior player who can play well in either a passing or running/option offense. He’s a feature player you build around. he’s shown a ton of promise for his career with his ability at QB and decision making in the position.
Tebow, while an offense was built around him for his abilities, it was as much built around him for his inability at the position as well to limit the liability of the team, and was dreadfully exposed multiple times throughout the year, more frequently later in the season when teams saw more of him.
March 13th, 2012 at 9:19 AM
Kimmy left out “adult film actress” in her list of credits here.
March 13th, 2012 at 9:19 AM
I watched the Clips-Celtics last night and Blake Griffin was all rattled that Brandon Bass was pushing him around and getting physical. Just wait til the playoffs when people like Ibaka, Perkins, Duncan, Blair, Haywood/Mahinmi, Bynum, and others make him work hard for every point. I have a feeling he is going to get frustrated and lose his cool
March 13th, 2012 at 9:20 AM
There is writing on that terrible kardashian show? Kim just needs to stop talking and just model bathing suits
March 13th, 2012 at 9:21 AM
Wow. You must be a busy man. I guess I’m lucky I have a job which allows me the free time to read a bunch of stuff.
March 13th, 2012 at 9:22 AM
Oh yeah. The Celts were in his kitchen last night. Garnett rattled him early, then Bass became the bully. He did not handle that well at all.
First time I’ve seen the Clips since really early in the season. They are actually a little disappointing. All jump shots and very little physicality. That’s a bad sign for the playoffs.
March 13th, 2012 at 9:22 AM
not to mention everything she stated is some pretty poor quality.
i can say i do all those things, too, but it doesn’t mean it has any value or i’m smart.
March 13th, 2012 at 9:22 AM
im not disagreeing with any of this…tebow clearly needs to improve his throwing. no doubt. but tebow is still a mismatch that NFL defenses aren’t used to accounting for, and that’ll give him an edge in both the running and passing game that his skill set can’t overcome on its own.
not to mention the difficulties being thrust into the starting role midseason after a truncated offseason…not easy. i think he could improve if they don’t pigeonhole him into something traditional just for tradition’s sake…but with the manning distractions, it’s not exactly helping.
March 13th, 2012 at 9:24 AM
I’ve got the Wolfpack going a couple rounds in the tournament.
In how many brackets? The same ones you have Xavier beating Duke? Half? We must know.
March 13th, 2012 at 9:25 AM
Since when does a GM have to check with a mediocre-to-bad QB that he didn’t even draft and doesn’t even want and clear personnel moves?
Tebow needs to get better at his day job to get that kind of “check with me” clout with the GM.
March 13th, 2012 at 9:26 AM
Love the line about his grandmother to McMahon: “She loves you, she buys Alpo and doesn’t even have a dog.”
March 13th, 2012 at 9:26 AM
Lets coddle Tebow! How about we just give him and every other player a participation ribbon?
March 13th, 2012 at 9:27 AM
Tebow is an awful QB who is a gimmick just like the wild cat was. He should move to TE or FB.
March 13th, 2012 at 9:27 AM
Blake Griffin has a bad habit of flopping; it seems to be worse this year in the games I have seen. He’s got to get that out of his game. It’s sad to see someone of his immense physical gifts Divac’ing it up n the court.
And can Garnett retire already. That fake tough guy act is so old.
March 13th, 2012 at 9:27 AM
WTF?
March 13th, 2012 at 9:28 AM
KC – did you enter the TBL contest? one of mine is in there. not sure which one. if you’d like, i could probably print all 10 out when I’m done, and then try and get them online.
March 13th, 2012 at 9:28 AM
Traderjack’s avatar is throwing me off, I keep seeing it and think jpq is back.
/pours one out
March 13th, 2012 at 9:28 AM
“Calling someone who runs their own businesses, is a part of a successful TV show, produces, writes, designs, and creates, ‘stupid,’ is in my opinion careless.”
Kimmy left out “adult film actress” in her list of credits here.
All she did was get pissed on by the guy that was boning Whitney Houston when she died and just happened to be a friend with Paris Hilton. Calling her an adult film actress just sullies up the reputation of porn stars.
March 13th, 2012 at 9:29 AM
Where’s the post about the women’s basketball brackets? No talk about Baylor or UConn? No talk about a 30-1 Wisconsin-Green Bay team that is a 7 seed? Outrage!
/no one
March 13th, 2012 at 9:30 AM
AGREE: I thought this was the best thing Seth Davis produced this college basketball season.
My buddies and i were commenting when Davis posted this last week. I love the Whiskey digs. So true. We were at the Whiskey/Butler Sweet 16 game last year and it was such a dogshit game.
March 13th, 2012 at 9:30 AM
Cleet, its my tribute to jpq.
March 13th, 2012 at 9:31 AM
KC – did you enter the TBL contest? one of mine is in there. not sure which one. if you’d like, i could probably print all 10 out when I’m done, and then try and get them online. Jason
No clue on the TBL contest. I’ve done my two money ones. I have no interest in having ten brackets. I like having a rooting interest in the games. Xavier isn’t getting out of the first round.
March 13th, 2012 at 9:31 AM
Man fuck Tim Tebow.
March 13th, 2012 at 9:32 AM
I never root for Notre Dame but I refuse to root for a group of assholes like that Xavier team
March 13th, 2012 at 9:33 AM
What is Skip Bayless’ secret weekend activity?
March 13th, 2012 at 9:33 AM
Go Canes!
March 13th, 2012 at 9:34 AM
Only Mike Silver and TBL would think Tebow is getting screwed.
“Oh the horror. One of the 5 best QBs of all time might be signed in place of a player who completed 6 or less passes in three games last year. What a dick move.”
Signed,
Idiots
March 13th, 2012 at 9:35 AM
Tebow probably would like to be man fucked
March 13th, 2012 at 9:35 AM
Basketball starts back up tonight. Hooray mediocre play-in games!
/wanking
March 13th, 2012 at 9:36 AM
Man fuck Tim Tebow Moleman
Oh, my.
March 13th, 2012 at 9:36 AM
Oh Mississippi. Never change.
March 13th, 2012 at 9:37 AM
So you’re on the team that thinks he is on the DL? Welcome to the team.
March 13th, 2012 at 9:38 AM
i bet that’s a population that believes in creation 7 out of 10 people.
March 13th, 2012 at 9:38 AM
As long as you don’t pimp whichever of your 10 brackets does best I say have at it. Hell, why stop at 10? But please don’t send out tweets or drop comments about how great bracket No. 9 is. That’s just tacky.
March 13th, 2012 at 9:39 AM
I’m actually in need of photos where Julius Peppers and Mario Williams are ending Aaron Rodgers and Glass Stafford’s seasons. Are those in stock yet?
March 13th, 2012 at 9:40 AM
Oh Mississippi. Never change.
Yeah, this is even worse.
March 13th, 2012 at 9:40 AM
Man fuck all y’all.
March 13th, 2012 at 9:40 AM
Inspector Gadget!!
March 13th, 2012 at 9:40 AM
reading the comments, it feels like there are a couple guys who, daily (possibly hourly) are just trying too hard.
almost feels like these guys are the ones who go to high school with green hair and purple hair and wacky outfits in hopes that they’re noticed.
March 13th, 2012 at 9:41 AM
Yeah. They is real stupid.
March 13th, 2012 at 9:41 AM
They’re in the same folder as the one of Cutler in a full body cast as they won’t have any money to spend on an OL. They should pay the OT the Texans let walk over Williams if you ask me.
March 13th, 2012 at 9:41 AM
KC:
1) gambling on the games
2) whatever happens in the brackets
March 13th, 2012 at 9:42 AM
HUGE Prince fans.
March 13th, 2012 at 9:43 AM
California ain’t no spring chicken either.
March 13th, 2012 at 9:44 AM
interesting, what’s that supposed to mean and who are you talking about?
don’t lob a grenade like that then slink away
March 13th, 2012 at 9:44 AM
The bear on the flag looks like the Charmin woods pooping bear.
March 13th, 2012 at 9:44 AM
I still can’t believe all the owners colluded to artificially depress the salary cap in 2010, then bullied the NFLPA into punishing DAL and WAS.
/really shocked
//Goodell would never make an arbitrary decision
March 13th, 2012 at 9:45 AM
You’re saying they’re old?
March 13th, 2012 at 9:45 AM
OT and a WR, that’s what they need more than another defensive end.
March 13th, 2012 at 9:45 AM
Lollercoaster.
March 13th, 2012 at 9:45 AM
Oh Mississippi. Never change.
On Monday, polling firm Public Policy Polling (PPP) revealed that 29 percent of self-identified Republicans surveyed in Mississippi believe that interracial marriage should be illegal. Fifty-four percent said intermarriage should remain legal, and the rest responded that they weren’t sure.
I heard that yesterday on the radio. Or something like that.50%+ think Barry is a Muslim. I think TBL may have been right on not wanting to go to Mississippi. That place may be terminally fucked.
March 13th, 2012 at 9:45 AM
So, is Satan Manning signing today?
March 13th, 2012 at 9:46 AM
Come on, dude. That’s a classic TBL maneuver. Remember the infamous “who are your least favorite commenters” bomb he dropped a while back?
March 13th, 2012 at 9:46 AM
interesting, what’s that supposed to mean and who are you talking about?
you’re supposed to draw your own conclusions, kaiser
March 13th, 2012 at 9:46 AM
did you catch Jon Stewart last night, when he was showing Mitt Romney, in Alabama, with the lead singer of the band Alabama, Randy Owen, and said “let’s sing one” and Romney started singing sweet home Alabama? when Stewart came back on and sang “that song’s lynard skynard” I about fucking lost it. I was still singing it this morning.
March 13th, 2012 at 9:46 AM
Ha, but that’s his go-to move. The old ‘you know who you are’ drive by.
March 13th, 2012 at 9:48 AM
Only two places to go would be Oxford and that’s only on a Saturday in the fall when they have a home game and Biloxi because you can gamble.
March 13th, 2012 at 9:48 AM
that’s true, i nearly forgot about that.
TBL must be looking to head to gym and check out all the v-shaped backs.
March 13th, 2012 at 9:48 AM
Yeah, wrong idiom there.
Never realized how much we rely on idioms.
/Archer’d
March 13th, 2012 at 9:49 AM
KC:
1) gambling on the games
2) whatever happens in the brackets
1. That I can respect. Than means you have a vested interest in a game. Unless you gamble on the same game 10 times.
2. Not sure what you mean here.
reading the comments, it feels like there are a couple guys who, daily (possibly hourly) are just trying too hard.
almost feels like these guys are the ones who go to high school with green hair and purple hair and wacky outfits in hopes that they’re noticed.
I had a pink mohawk.
/did not have pink mohawk.
March 13th, 2012 at 9:49 AM
54 is going to restructure is deal if they land Super Mario. They need another future defensive superstar. Williams is only 27. Having him and Pep on the ends will be a huge plus to a team that needs to overhaul its secondary over the next couple seasons.
They’ve got close to $30M in cap space. Williams and someone like Dwayne Bowe is doable. The Bear Jew will return for next season which helps OT. They should draft their line. In Phil We Trust.
March 13th, 2012 at 9:50 AM
Woof!
March 13th, 2012 at 9:50 AM
That shit was fucking gold. Romney in the South should be a sit com.
“Mornin’ y’all. I just had a biscuit and some cheesy grits for breakfast.”
March 13th, 2012 at 9:50 AM
reading the comments, it feels like there are a couple guys who, daily (possibly hourly) are just trying too hard.
almost feels like these guys are the ones who go to high school with green hair and purple hair and wacky outfits in hopes that they’re noticed.
You ever think its just the fact that you’re an asshole?
March 13th, 2012 at 9:50 AM
Is the banhammer being dusted off and then sharpened?
March 13th, 2012 at 9:51 AM
There’s nothing he’s doing that you can really work with as an SNL writer, he’s already at the point of parody that going any further would just be silly.
and he’s a front runner for president. wtf. the downside of democracy.
March 13th, 2012 at 9:51 AM
As opposed to not trying at all?
March 13th, 2012 at 9:52 AM
Only two places to go would be Oxford and that’s only on a Saturday in the fall when they have a home game and Biloxi because you can gamble. Husker
A friend of mine spent a weekend in Oxford for a wedding which happened to fall in April. He said the Talent there is out of this world.
March 13th, 2012 at 9:52 AM
When TBL slices, he slices like a fucking hammer.
/Anka’d
March 13th, 2012 at 9:52 AM
“discrepancy between the commenters here and followers on twitter is … jarring. polar opposites.”
March 13th, 2012 at 9:52 AM
TBL: Where the EIC knows he’s better than you.
March 13th, 2012 at 9:53 AM
Is the banhammer being dusted off and then sharpened?
Jason gets really edgy during the NBA playoffs, March Madness and College Bowl Season. Every year. Just roll with it.
March 13th, 2012 at 9:54 AM
That is so much lower than I thought it’d be. That’s lower than the % you’d get if you polled Black women.
March 13th, 2012 at 9:54 AM
OL and DL could easily be drafted at a lower salary while spending the cap money on established skill players, which tend to be more hit and miss in the draft.
they could reach for a highly athletic DE in the draft since they have Peppers, they don’t need a top 5 talent on the DL.
March 13th, 2012 at 9:55 AM
TBL – I enjoy when you join the minions in the comments.
March 13th, 2012 at 9:55 AM
who was it that dropped the original “sharpening the banhammer” blast?
March 13th, 2012 at 9:55 AM
Not sure how I feel about the MVP living this close to Humpty Hump.
March 13th, 2012 at 9:56 AM
As opposed to not trying at all?
Duh. The march madness alphabet soup and Lin as an MVP candidate posts were just examples of the kind of effort TBL would like to see out of all of us.
March 13th, 2012 at 9:56 AM
name names!
as a general rule, it is best to ignore such people as all they want is attention.
March 13th, 2012 at 9:57 AM
Obama is the frontrunner at this point. Still a ways to go, though.
March 13th, 2012 at 9:57 AM
Truth. Southern hospitality and wonderful looking women.
/Would only visit
//Would never live
///It’s a different world
March 13th, 2012 at 9:57 AM
Quite the leader that Carmelo Anthony is.
March 13th, 2012 at 9:57 AM
I don’t think he ever has. Not sure he ever will.
March 13th, 2012 at 9:59 AM
reading the comments, it feels like there are a couple guys who, daily (possibly hourly) are just trying too hard.
Todd Charske is outraged.
March 13th, 2012 at 9:59 AM
[cough]Rusty![/cough]
March 13th, 2012 at 10:00 AM
Watching the clip right now. Hilarious.
March 13th, 2012 at 10:00 AM
It’s really not, though. Just more humid and with hotter women.
March 13th, 2012 at 10:00 AM
yeah, obama is “the” front runner, Mittens is the GOP (should have clarified).
the debates should be fun, i don’t think the obama campaign will have any problem calling out the gop nom for the crazy shit they say, will be interesting when Obama frames the GOP as being against women.
March 13th, 2012 at 10:00 AM
JHS, you’re going to be the new unofficial czar of the comments. Effective … now.
Someone acts up in the comments, feel free to pass along the info and poof, they’re gone. (I can overrule that, as can Lisk, Duffy, CRM and Hernia … although you’re a respected commenter, so that is unlikely.) Feel free to email me, Gchat, or DM on twitter with updates. If you’d like to name a lieutenant, by all means, go for it.
Also, you have to assume this title. You can’t say no.
March 13th, 2012 at 10:00 AM
Quite the leader that Carmelo Anthony is.
Man Im so sick of him and his attitude. He used to be one of my favorite players but his crybaby attitude over the last year or so has made me despise him
March 13th, 2012 at 10:02 AM
following political polls daily is like following the stock market daily….silly as hell
March 13th, 2012 at 10:02 AM
It’s so awesome. He even looks awkward in blue jeans. If only we could see him hit up east bumble Louisiana and try to speak with a cajun accent. I think I’d literally die laughing.
March 13th, 2012 at 10:02 AM
Carmelo had 8 boards. Pretty good for a small forward. Maybe the hate should be directed at Amare and his 3 boards. That guy sucks now.
March 13th, 2012 at 10:02 AM
Stop snitchin’
March 13th, 2012 at 10:03 AM
Any poll taken prior to the conventions, with the GOP VP Nominee in place, is pretty much irrelevant.
March 13th, 2012 at 10:03 AM
true,there was a guy driving a monster truck with a rebel flag flying in the bed behind me the other day.
/updates resume
March 13th, 2012 at 10:03 AM
Teacher’s pet.
March 13th, 2012 at 10:04 AM
I think it’ll be more interesting seeing how the Romney camp tries to soften that blow and pivot back to something that can sting Obama (re: gas prices). Not sure it’ll work, but that will probably be the strategy. Fucking A…I love presidential politics.
March 13th, 2012 at 10:04 AM
JHS and I have had our differences, but I think he’d be willing to name me Kernel.
March 13th, 2012 at 10:04 AM
I’ve said it before and I’m sure I’ll say it again — watching Romney try to connect with an average American is one of the funniest, most embarrassing things you’ll ever likely witness.
March 13th, 2012 at 10:04 AM
Someone acts up in the comments, feel free to pass along the info and poof, they’re gone.
snitches get stitches
/samcro’d
March 13th, 2012 at 10:04 AM
Is the banhammer being dusted off and then sharpened?
who was it that dropped the original “sharpening the banhammer” blast?
I’m almost certain that was me. Not my finest moment.
March 13th, 2012 at 10:05 AM
Can we get rid of all the Mexi$ans?
/Mr. Garrison’d
No seriously, I didn’t see anybody acting up this morning TBL, I’m not sure about the outrage. We do a fairly decent job of self-policing around here, in my opinion.
March 13th, 2012 at 10:05 AM
All hail JHS, czar of the commentariat (?)
March 13th, 2012 at 10:05 AM
It’s a different world
Jasmine Guy was pretty hot back in the day.
March 13th, 2012 at 10:05 AM
He truly does. And to think he was a MVP candidate the 1st half of last year.
March 13th, 2012 at 10:06 AM
I’m probably giving Americans way too much credit here (after all, only four in 10 believe in evolution), but I don’t think most people still think the president is to blame for gas prices. I just refuse to think we’re that stupid as a society.
March 13th, 2012 at 10:06 AM
Mantis, nope, nothing specific this AM … just the overall same garbage that pollutes the comments daily. as usual, it’s the vocal minority who ruin things.
March 13th, 2012 at 10:06 AM
I thought for the longest time that this would be the last unmoderated, unmitigated commentorium on the internet.
USAToday wins again
March 13th, 2012 at 10:07 AM
I love that people still think southern states get mail by pony express and is full of nothing but bo-jacks. Actually, I kind of prefer it that way, too many people moving down here already.
March 13th, 2012 at 10:07 AM
Kyle Korver had 7 boards. Pretty good for a 6’6″ white guy that can’t jump.
The Knicks just don’t box out. At all. When a shot goes up, there’s 4 guys running the other way and Chandler is the only guy waiting for the ball. Melo should have been pissed about not getting the ball but take that up with your coach/teammates in the dressing room.
March 13th, 2012 at 10:07 AM
it bums me out that gas prices get pinned on the president. and i only respect jhs in the morning
March 13th, 2012 at 10:07 AM
Good way to get rid of all the Buckeye Staters. Well played.
March 13th, 2012 at 10:07 AM
The same society that couldn’t even point out Germany, China or Iraq on a map? No, you’re giving Americans wayyy too much credit.
March 13th, 2012 at 10:08 AM
This isn’t Russia. Is this Russia? This isnt Russia.
March 13th, 2012 at 10:08 AM
Rule six: No poofters.
March 13th, 2012 at 10:08 AM
I think you’re probably right… the problem is, all the stupid people are the ones who agree to speak publicly.
March 13th, 2012 at 10:08 AM
It’s the internet. there is going to be outrage.
March 13th, 2012 at 10:09 AM
congrats, JHS. you just got outed as an informant. expect to be shanked posthaste.
March 13th, 2012 at 10:10 AM
You and I do not share the same faith in our fellow countrymen. Hell, I remember liberal friends of mine bitching about gas under W.
I don’t get the feeling the commentariat feels the same way as you do. As someone said above, I feel this is a self-policed forum for the most part.
March 13th, 2012 at 10:10 AM
I think it’s hilarious that TBL thinks that JHS is going to start telling on people who make fun of the site.
March 13th, 2012 at 10:10 AM
JMac takes a lot of criticism, and I think much of it is deserved, but I think he deserves some credit for NOT banning some people.
March 13th, 2012 at 10:10 AM
Mantis, nope, nothing specific this AM … just the overall same garbage that pollutes the comments daily. as usual, it’s the vocal minority who ruin things.
Legit question TBL, are you referring to people who make fun of you on a daily basis as the people who “ruin things”
Other than giving you a hard time I dont notice anyone ruining anything on any day…
March 13th, 2012 at 10:10 AM
outing a comment ninja before he even takes up the mantle. Guess that’s a way to differentiate this place from Deadspin
March 13th, 2012 at 10:10 AM
Auburn and Alabama would kindly like this cat to STFU.
March 13th, 2012 at 10:11 AM
This isn’t Russia. Is this Russia? This isnt Russia.
I think TBL just made JHS his KGB.
March 13th, 2012 at 10:11 AM
Correction, there is NO rule six. Rule SEVEN: no poofters.
JHS give me the job or I’ll fucking kill you.
March 13th, 2012 at 10:11 AM
In the grand scope of things, I don’t think enough has gone wrong for Obama to really get hit hard by the GOP. He owns national security, the economy is at least stable…
big uphill battle for the GOP to climb, and if anything serious happens with national security or the economy we are all fucked anyway.
March 13th, 2012 at 10:11 AM
Adios.
March 13th, 2012 at 10:12 AM
Hope we get some pictures of the place sometime.
March 13th, 2012 at 10:12 AM
Legit question TBL, are you referring to people who make fun of you on a daily basis as the people who “ruin things”
I’d have to think the former is the case. There really haven’t been too many assholes around here starting shit lately. It’s mainly criticism of the content.
March 13th, 2012 at 10:12 AM
Whoops, the only thing I don’t like about the site is TBL’s posts and I’m a Packer fan…it’s been real kids
March 13th, 2012 at 10:12 AM
Voting people off the island is way too popular of a topic here.
March 13th, 2012 at 10:13 AM
Not to promote my own shit, but, um, allow me to share another version of the NC State selection celebration I whipped up yesterday. All in good fun, mind you, as I’m a huge State fan: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z8Lc2JRZOws
March 13th, 2012 at 10:13 AM
/slips JHS 5000 Russian Rubles.
March 13th, 2012 at 10:13 AM
I don’t think he believes he’ll hear anything. I think Jace was dropping a massive amount of sarcasm down on the minions.
March 13th, 2012 at 10:14 AM
Texans cut starting right tackle Eric Winston last night.
Move appears to be a last ditch effort at resigning Mario Williams, or maybe just clearing cap space to keep Chris Meyers and Mike Brisell.
Either way, they are putting a lot of eggs in the Rashod Butler basket. He was good filling in for Duane Brown 2 years ago. Winston was paid like an All Pro without All Pro production. Word is the team approached him about restructuring and he refused. Now, he is pissed he got cut.
March 13th, 2012 at 10:14 AM
I don’t like you already.
March 13th, 2012 at 10:14 AM
You’re seeing polls change as gas prices rise though. So there’s some correlation, as much as it pains me to admit it.
I hope I’m never in a political position that forces me to root for a poor economy.
March 13th, 2012 at 10:14 AM
seriously, be a man and say who’s putting sand in your vagina this morning.
March 13th, 2012 at 10:14 AM
hilarious considering many of the veteran commenters have stated repeatedly that they return to this website over and over specifically because of their enjoyment of interacting with other commenters.
March 13th, 2012 at 10:15 AM
By one person, and one person only
March 13th, 2012 at 10:15 AM
Game’s the same. Just got more fierce.
March 13th, 2012 at 10:16 AM
hilarious considering many of the veteran commenters have stated repeatedly that they return to this website over and over specifically because of their enjoyment of interacting with other commenters.
agree completely.
March 13th, 2012 at 10:16 AM
I’d have to think the former is the case. There really haven’t been too many assholes around here starting shit lately. It’s mainly criticism of the content.
I would agree, but TBL has to realize that some of the critism is well deserved. When you run a site like this and make careless errors like he does at times the internet is going to rip you. I dont think anyone genuinely hats TBL I think they just enjoy making fun of him for his ridiculous mistakes and occasional trolling.
March 13th, 2012 at 10:16 AM
Rule six: No poofters.
Adios.
Well fucking played Htown, well played!
March 13th, 2012 at 10:16 AM
I would be a brutal dictator if given any sort of power. I think we need to make this happen. Let’s get me set up in some archipelago somewhere. I’m bringing back the Principate goddamnit.
March 13th, 2012 at 10:16 AM
JHS = Nikolai Jakoff
This. I read that in whole comment in sarcasm font.
March 13th, 2012 at 10:17 AM
I’ve always been in favor of a commenter exchange program. ban one and free a banned one.
March 13th, 2012 at 10:17 AM
Pretty sure TBL was referring to commenter favorite Clay. Notice he hasn’t commented in awhile… probably already banned.
March 13th, 2012 at 10:18 AM
TBL, we feel that you get upset easily, because the commenters here are sick of you beating a dead horse on certain subjects…Knicks, Sanchize, Tebow, ratings, baseball being dead and Selig as the worst commission of all time. However, some of us want a variety of opinions and sports written about, and look to this place as a diversion at work. The same things ad naseum get annoying, hence the complaints.
March 13th, 2012 at 10:18 AM
I’m pretty sure I’m the vocal minority being discussed. Do what you feel, JMac.
/I’m so vain
March 13th, 2012 at 10:18 AM
SG – nope. i like to give some people enough rope to hang themselves with it.
March 13th, 2012 at 10:18 AM
itd be cooler if it was.
March 13th, 2012 at 10:18 AM
Pretty sure TBL was referring to commenter favorite Clay. Notice he hasn’t commented in awhile… probably already banned.
I got that impression as well. I don’t think he liked the “only reads the headlines” comment.
March 13th, 2012 at 10:18 AM
kaiser – never give people what they want.
and no sand … just a slow morning so I’m able to dabble more.
March 13th, 2012 at 10:18 AM
Banned: Husker
Freed: SuperAndy
March 13th, 2012 at 10:19 AM
Needs more effusive fellating, like how the twitterbros do.
March 13th, 2012 at 10:19 AM
Do we have clay down as black on the spreadsheet?
March 13th, 2012 at 10:20 AM
That’s racist.
/ Goes back to corner and sucks thumb
// Please don’t ban me.
March 13th, 2012 at 10:20 AM
golf OT…
one club challenge from 1984 between seve/trevino and isao aoki/faldo.
great departure from today’s bomb’n'gouge era.
/golf OT
//cleans up spooge for CJ and SG
March 13th, 2012 at 10:21 AM
SG – nope. i like to give some people enough rope to hang themselves with it.
Reading the early comments, I think I figured out who annoyed EIC this AM.
March 13th, 2012 at 10:21 AM
Well, if a foreign policy issue pops up and takes hold come Sept/Oct the GOP has no chance. The only way I see Romney winning the general is if the economy takes another hit before Nov. If there is a steady (albeit slow) ascent in the economy it will make it a tough sell to say, “well, I would have had us growing even faster.” That’s a hard point to make in the same way that it’s impossible for Obama to sell himself on, “well, it would have been so much worse had I done X, Y and Z.”
March 13th, 2012 at 10:21 AM
done. you start Monday.
March 13th, 2012 at 10:22 AM
We talk about a lot of the same things in the comment section, too. We just happen to like each other. For the most part.
March 13th, 2012 at 10:22 AM
Tarbaby, CoolRick, and Paolo for Spencer, Miggie and a Commenter To Be Named seems like a pretty sweet deal.
March 13th, 2012 at 10:22 AM
Reading the early comments, I think I figured out who annoyed EIC this AM.
We’ll never know for sure who are what he’s upset at though. Christ, he’s worse than my mother.
March 13th, 2012 at 10:23 AM
*or
March 13th, 2012 at 10:23 AM
/exercises no trade clause
//i’ll only accept trades to the european ryder cup team
March 13th, 2012 at 10:23 AM
I felt their defense was loaded last year in the playoffs without Williams. Why not save that cash and bolster their OL.
March 13th, 2012 at 10:24 AM
I can’t even tie a square knot with what I’m working with.
March 13th, 2012 at 10:24 AM
Quite true, however, I’m sure TBL get annoyed after a while when we TJ threads about Lin into a lunch discussion or Simpsons quote-a-thon.
March 13th, 2012 at 10:24 AM
You have the understand that the GOP House is going to do everything it can to prevent growth through October.
Also, read an interesting article yesterday that this recovery is a bit strange in that we’re adding jobs but not GDP. The consensus seems to be a slowdown in the summer…bad timing for Obama.
March 13th, 2012 at 10:24 AM
they should’ve franchised mario and traded him for draft picks…they don’t need him on D.
March 13th, 2012 at 10:25 AM
I can only speak for myself, but I don’t come here for the content at all save for Duffy and Lisk’s posts. I totally come here for the back and forth in the comments.
March 13th, 2012 at 10:25 AM
they are the Texans, that’s why.
March 13th, 2012 at 10:26 AM
There’s absolutely no reason to get irritated with that.
March 13th, 2012 at 10:26 AM
speaking of…I will be smoking ribs for the first time this weekend. anyone have a good dry rub that I don’t have to order through the mail?
March 13th, 2012 at 10:26 AM
I felt their defense was loaded last year in the playoffs without Williams. Why not save that cash and bolster their OL.
they should’ve franchised mario and traded him for draft picks…they don’t need him on D.
I think Peyton should go to Houston. Automatic Super Bowl favorite for the AFC, no?
March 13th, 2012 at 10:26 AM
/long, lame & unfunny
March 13th, 2012 at 10:26 AM
I just watched the video of Ozzie getting ejected. In a spring training game. Things are going to be boring on the South Side this year.
March 13th, 2012 at 10:27 AM
I can only speak for myself, but I don’t come here for the content at all save for Duffy and Lisk’s posts. I totally come here for the back and forth in the comments.
I do the same. Although, I did read the entirety of the Lin post to make sure it wasn’t some sort of audition by TBL to become a writer for the Onion.
March 13th, 2012 at 10:28 AM
wouldn’t say automatic…but close. perfect fit for peyton would be in baltimore…roddy white said it on NFLN, just imagine the practices between peyton and ray lewis. they’d have to show that shit on TV it’d be so awesome.
March 13th, 2012 at 10:28 AM
They’re going to be so awful I’m thinking I won’t get MLBTV this year…can just watch the Brewers and whatever national telecasts are on and save the coin
March 13th, 2012 at 10:29 AM
Big fan of the all-purpose rub here, Miz. More of a salty than sweet flavor. It does have a fair amount of MSG too.
Otherwise I can e-mail you my simple rub.
March 13th, 2012 at 10:30 AM
they should’ve franchised mario and traded him for draft picks…they don’t need him on D.
You can never have enough good pass rushers.
/SB Champions
Remember Osi’s a free agent as well, and he had a bad time with Jerry Reese. He’s going to squeeze the Giants’ nuts if they want to really keep him.
March 13th, 2012 at 10:30 AM
If we can ban Spencer from talking about golf, I would be pretty happy.
March 13th, 2012 at 10:30 AM
wouldn’t say automatic…but close. perfect fit for peyton would be in baltimore…roddy white said it on NFLN, just imagine the practices between peyton and ray lewis. they’d have to show that shit on TV it’d be so awesome.
Baltimore is another good fit for him too. Although, Houston is in a terrible division, and Peyton would have andre johnson and arian foster. Much better than tossing it to anquan boldin and torrey smith and playing the steelers twice.
March 13th, 2012 at 10:30 AM
hilarious considering many of the veteran commenters have stated repeatedly that they return to this website over and over specifically because of their enjoyment of interacting with other commenters.
That’d be me. You all are like family. Kind of like my other family that I’ve never interacted with in person.
Also, if TBL hated Clay and was waiting for an excuse to ban him, TBL would have done it years ago. Clay has always been Clay except when he was Dirt, but then he was still the same.
March 13th, 2012 at 10:31 AM
this needs a “/no homo” added. but, yes, feel free to email your rub.
/no homo
March 13th, 2012 at 10:31 AM
As a very infrequent commenter and a less infrequent reader of the site, the comments tend to be the better read.
March 13th, 2012 at 10:32 AM
Jake Peavy was terrible yesterday, Butters. I looked at his F/X chart yesterday afternoon. Of his 63 pitches, only 4 (!!!) managed to be in the bottom 3rd of the strike zone. He was leaving everything up. At least the strikes. The rest of the pitches just couldn’t find the plate.
Sox may be better served if he gets hurt again. Save the runs. I also heard they are shopping Floyd to the Blue Jays.
March 13th, 2012 at 10:32 AM
that’s like pissing on a electric fence though. if they want to do that, go for it, it’s going to hurt them even more than it will the president if he’s publicly making efforts to get stuff done and the GOP roadblocks it in transparent attempts to stiffle growth.
March 13th, 2012 at 10:32 AM
Just make one up. Get some brown sugar, cumin, coriander, S&P, chili powder, maybe some allspice and some dry mustard. Maybe even a little cinnamon, though be easy on that stuff.
March 13th, 2012 at 10:33 AM
I’d love to see a 1-club tourney with PGA pros. Maybe they can make that a preliminary “fun round” for the Ryder Cup like the Par 3 tourney is for the Masters.
March 13th, 2012 at 10:33 AM
any votes for banning SG from talking hoc-key?
/raises hand
//raises other hand too
March 13th, 2012 at 10:33 AM
You should be able to find this at a good BBQ store.
March 13th, 2012 at 10:33 AM
/cries
March 13th, 2012 at 10:33 AM
Nah, might as well pitch Peavy and hope for the best…plus if they trade Floyd they’ll need warm bodies for the rotation
BP has their farm system ranked #30 in MLB to boot…Kenny Williams can no longer be called savvy by misinformed blogger
/Don’t tell on me JHS
March 13th, 2012 at 10:34 AM
bubba would dominate.
March 13th, 2012 at 10:34 AM
If we can ban Spencer from talking about golf, I would be pretty happy.
Urinal Mint will just take over.
March 13th, 2012 at 10:34 AM
Suck cock, shit breath. The amount of times I’ve brought up hockey pale in comparison to about five other people that comment on this blog. In fact, I don’t think I’ve brought up hockey in a thread in at least 3 months.
March 13th, 2012 at 10:34 AM
Could someone please explain how Tebow’s getting “shafted?” How is that even possible? He got over half a season to show what he could do, and while he showed some strengths (leadership, ability to come thru in clutch) he also showed that he doesn’t have the skill set necessary to compete at QB at an elite level, so his team is looking at better options. The only NFLer I can recall getting totally screwed is Marcus Allen when Weird Al exiled him for a few years in his prime.
March 13th, 2012 at 10:35 AM
Also, if TBL hated Clay and was waiting for an excuse to ban him, TBL would have done it years ago. Clay has always been Clay except when he was Dirt, but then he was still the same.
he did, once. But not before giving me several dumb titles like he just gave JHS.
Usually, now, what I get is emails telling me that “i’m better than this” when I start fucking with him on twitter. And I was just recently fucking with him on twitter, because he seems convinced that the Redskins traded only two number one draft choices to the Rams, and that giving up the 6 to get the 2 is a “swap.” And “swap” is not a synonym of trade in any way. And those two draft slots have equal value.
But I doubt I’m banned again. He wants me to self correct, and stop saying that he sucks. We’ll see.
March 13th, 2012 at 10:35 AM
Avoid cinnamon. Found out the hard way. I’d add in a splash of cayenne, some ground celery, and lime pepper.
March 13th, 2012 at 10:35 AM
Just make one up. Get some brown sugar, cumin, coriander, S&P, chili powder, maybe some allspice and some dry mustard. Maybe even a little cinnamon, though be easy on that stuff.
Gotta have some paprika in there.
March 13th, 2012 at 10:37 AM
I’d probably put a little garlic or onion powder as well. I would also think about adding some ground coffee, too.
March 13th, 2012 at 10:37 AM
Well Reisendorf has been one of the biggest adherents to the signing recommendations since he’s Selig’s butt buddy. Hence the reason why the White Sox farm system is dog crap.
/Phillies at 29
//cries
March 13th, 2012 at 10:38 AM
this should be the only kind of comment you’re allowed to make unless you’re posting some cute baby animals.
March 13th, 2012 at 10:38 AM
check williams-sonoma for “Blue Smoke”
if you do ever order through the mail, go with “Rendevous” and “Salt Lick BBQ” dry rubs.
their sauces are amazing as well.
March 13th, 2012 at 10:40 AM
Salt Lick is so overrated
John Henry rubs are solid. His Sugar Maple Rib Rub is outta this world.
March 13th, 2012 at 10:40 AM
I enjoyed BP just leaving the comment “Yes, it’s that bad” by the White Sox farm system. Cubs are only 21st so I really have no room to talk. Going to take a few years to stock that cupboard. Concepcion was a good start. Hoping Soler establishes residency in the DR soon so the Man Pageant can sign him already.
March 13th, 2012 at 10:41 AM
That’s my base for a dry rub. Then salt, pepper, granulated garlic, granulated onion, thyme & sage. Usually throw in some half-sharp paprika for some heat too.
March 13th, 2012 at 10:41 AM
as long as SG isn’t banned from talking about her hot and heavy cool ranch dorito’s breath.
March 13th, 2012 at 10:41 AM
this is why I’ll either be buying a dry rub or mixing up the one SC just sent me that has actual measurements in there.
March 13th, 2012 at 10:42 AM
Could someone please explain how Tebow’s getting “shafted?”
Shafted: Being replaced by a hall of fame quarterback after leading your team to a 9-7 record with about 3 wins pulled directly out of your ass. You know, Shafted! Duh.
March 13th, 2012 at 10:42 AM
Thems fighting words to some around here.
March 13th, 2012 at 10:42 AM
Why not cayenne for heat?
/big fan of cayenne
March 13th, 2012 at 10:42 AM
I like cayenne for the heat. Mine is mostly brown sugar and paprika. Then additions of flavor like garlic salt, onion powder, black pepper etc.
March 13th, 2012 at 10:43 AM
oh, I know this. I just didn’t decide on ribs soon enough to order it with enough time to be certain it got here by Saturday.
March 13th, 2012 at 10:43 AM
/Phillies at 29
//cries
Brewers have you beat by 1!!!!
28! 28!
Oy.
March 13th, 2012 at 10:44 AM
Too much heat for everyone besides my wife and I. The Half-sharp gives it just enough to notice but not overpower.
March 13th, 2012 at 10:44 AM
i think it’s pretty darn good, especially paired with the sauce.
although, putting on a dab of wostershire sauce on left over brisket makes it really good.
March 13th, 2012 at 10:46 AM
But you can tailor it to your tastes. If you like a garlicky flavor, add more garlic powder. If you like a smokey/sweet hint, put more paprika and a touch more brown sugar. Also, when you get the store-bought ones you can’t control the salt level. If there’s one thing I’d tell people who want to cook it would be to get low sodium everything so that you put the salt you want in it. Oh, and get kosher salt. Table salt is nasty. Sea salt is cool, too. If you wanna go crazy get sel de mer, which is a kickass variety of sea salt.
March 13th, 2012 at 10:46 AM
Usually, now, what I get is emails telling me that “i’m better than this” when I start fucking with him on twitter.
Holy shit is TBL really that sensitive? Im cracking up right now!!! What a baby!
March 13th, 2012 at 10:47 AM
Bitches. I have this problem too, but it’s because my wife has a sissy ass mouth. Though I will say she became a fan of spicy foods during her pregnancy and said I may have changed her ways, so that would be nice.
March 13th, 2012 at 10:48 AM
Gotta have some paprika in there.
That’s my base for a dry rub.
Is paprika a midwest thing? Paprika is always the first thing, the base, as you say, that I start with.
this is why I’ll either be buying a dry rub or mixing up the one SC just sent me that has actual measurements in there. Mizelre
Listen, Nancy. We aren’t baking muffins here. We are men. Experiment and have fun.
March 13th, 2012 at 10:48 AM
Well here’s an adorable video of a momma otter teaching her baby how to swim.
March 13th, 2012 at 10:49 AM
BOOM!!
March 13th, 2012 at 10:49 AM
Holy shit is TBL really that sensitive? Im cracking up right now!!! What a baby!
not about anything that gets said at this dump. But on twitter, that’s where he talks to Sarah Phillips about gambling, or gets begged to retweet stupid stuff by people. He has his little pseudo celebrity out there, and you best not fuck with it. He hates to be made to look stupid in front of his 20000 followers. And he never realizes when he’s made himself look stupid.
March 13th, 2012 at 10:49 AM
ok, she’s grabbing it by the tail, that’s the cutest fucking thing ive ever seen.
March 13th, 2012 at 10:50 AM
Sea salt is cool, too. Husker
Ahh, yes. My secret ingredient.
March 13th, 2012 at 10:50 AM
Phrasing!
March 13th, 2012 at 10:51 AM
They’ve been doing it for three years now and the party’s generic candidate for president is polling dead even with Obama. Seems to be working.
March 13th, 2012 at 10:51 AM
That is fucking adorable.
March 13th, 2012 at 10:51 AM
He hates to be made to look stupid in front of his 20000 followers. And he never realizes when he’s made himself look stupid. Clay
Goes back to the old saying… “Nobody reads the comments.”
March 13th, 2012 at 10:51 AM
Team No Sauce on BBQ
March 13th, 2012 at 10:51 AM
She doesn’t fuck around. “Get your ass back in this pool! You’re learning how to swim, dammit!”
March 13th, 2012 at 10:52 AM
Man, I can not wait to eventually get my own place (still renting) so I can buy a grill & smoker. My little tailgate grill just can’t do proper grilling correctly. It’s good for burgers, dogs, chicken,steaks and some seafood, but I can’t do ribs or tenderloin on it.
March 13th, 2012 at 10:52 AM
that’s the problem with experimenting with cooking…you gotta start somewhere first. just throwing a shit ton of ingredients together haphazardly and then rubbing them on my expensive ribs doesn’t sound like a risk I’m willing to take. I’ll start with an established recipe and then work it to my liking later.
March 13th, 2012 at 10:52 AM
Out Of Context Champion 2012
March 13th, 2012 at 10:53 AM
it’s a good team…10 more of us and we could beat the internationals in the presidents cup.
March 13th, 2012 at 10:53 AM
He has his little pseudo celebrity out there, and you best not fuck with it. He hates to be made to look stupid in front of his 20000 followers. And he never realizes when he’s made himself look stupid.
I couldn’t follow him longer than a few weeks. You’re quite the masochist.
March 13th, 2012 at 10:53 AM
I’m a charter member of Team: Kosher Salt, but sel de mer is my jammy when i feel like spending some cash on salt (not often). I like Kosher salt because it’s not nearly as strong as sea salt.
March 13th, 2012 at 10:53 AM
What kind of asian doesn’t like spicy foods?
March 13th, 2012 at 10:54 AM
Goes back to the old saying… “Nobody reads the comments.”
some of those polls where people are invited to vote end up with less than 500 votes. This is really just a place that most people pop in for a few seconds, read the incendiary headline and move on. That’s why the headlines are so stupid around here.
March 13th, 2012 at 10:54 AM
Check out BBQ Brethren or Smoking Meat Forums
March 13th, 2012 at 10:54 AM
cauc-asian of pussy european persuasions?
March 13th, 2012 at 10:55 AM
What kind of asian doesn’t like spicy foods?
A Cauc-asian
/from 1001 lame jokes
March 13th, 2012 at 10:55 AM
sucks. beaten to the lame punchline.
March 13th, 2012 at 10:56 AM
the lame joke universe is a dog-eat-dog world.
March 13th, 2012 at 10:57 AM
problem is, by all accounts if they hadn’t been pissing on the fence for 3 years they should be polling ahead of the president right now.
they cater to the far right so much and alienate the moderate republican/independant voters with just the stupidest positions on issues.
March 13th, 2012 at 10:58 AM
One that was adopted and had her palate ruined because her parents weren’t real big on spicy food.
March 13th, 2012 at 10:59 AM
As in a whole tenderloin?
March 13th, 2012 at 10:59 AM
It’s funny how JHS feels compelled to take a shot at the Texans no matter what. If memory serves, the Lions and Texans were effectively in the same spot back when the Texans drafted Carr no. 1 overall and the Lions took Joey Harrington. Both had terrible GMs at the time.
Both teams have since gone through front office overhauls. After the Texans’ overhaul, they took Mario Williams when the whole world was screaming for them to take Reggie Bush. That draft also landed them Winston, Owen Daniels, and DeMeco Ryans. Subsequent drafts (none of which had them picking in the top 5, btw, where even idiots can draft well) resulted in Duane Brown, Brian Cushing, Conner Barwin, Brooks Reed, Arian Foster, and JJ Watt. They’ve acquired Antonio Smith, Jonathan Joseph, Daniel Manning, and Matt Schaub as free agents or in trades. All of this resulted in the playoffs and a playoff win, mostly without their starting QB.
Meanwhile, the Lions have done what right? Nailed a few of the top overall picks? Who the fuk couldn’t have drafted Calvin Johnson, Stafford and Suh.
Bottom line is, you’re full of shit, JHS. Enjoy your hate in Detroit. We’ll enjoy a top 5 defense and playoffs down here in Texas.
March 13th, 2012 at 11:00 AM
comments 300 to 303 were gold.
March 13th, 2012 at 11:00 AM
Bottom line is, you’re full of shit, JHS. Enjoy your hate in Detroit. We’ll enjoy a top 5 defense and playoffs down here in Texas.
Uh Oh. Someone did not read the earlier comments in this thread.
March 13th, 2012 at 11:00 AM
Just make one up. Get some brown sugar, cumin, coriander, S&P, chili powder, maybe some allspice and some dry mustard. Maybe even a little cinnamon, though be easy on that stuff.
this. i love making them up. will be doing it today for some chops. 70 degrees on march 13
March 13th, 2012 at 11:00 AM
*GASP*
March 13th, 2012 at 11:02 AM
that’s the problem with experimenting with cooking…you gotta start somewhere first. just throwing a shit ton of ingredients together haphazardly and then rubbing them on my expensive ribs doesn’t sound like a risk I’m willing to take. I’ll start with an established recipe and then work it to my liking later. Mize
Oh, sure. When I first started smoking meat I used a basic Kansas City Rib Rub recipe I found somewhere on the internet. I’ve tinkered with that forever. Adding in new spices and removing some. I can not stress this enough with rubs… more doesn’t mean better. You’ll chafe your meat. Wait. What are we talking about again?
March 13th, 2012 at 11:02 AM
Not to mention Hispanics. I read somewhere that Obama is going to gain even more of the Hispanic vote this year, because of the right wing’s positions on immigration.
March 13th, 2012 at 11:02 AM
Bottom line is, you’re full of shit, JHS. Enjoy your hate in Detroit. We’ll enjoy a top 5 defense and playoffs down here in Texas.
*GASP*
I’m always entertained by overly defensive helicopter mom-fan. Who cares what some anonymous guy thinks about your team? And to care enough to write a 4 paragraph comment in your teams defense? Yikes.
March 13th, 2012 at 11:04 AM
Uh Oh. Someone did not read the earlier comments in this thread.
Goes back to the old saying… “Nobody reads the comments.”
/free sandwich.
March 13th, 2012 at 11:06 AM
I’m always entertained by overly defensive helicopter mom-fan. Who cares what some anonymous guy thinks about your team? And to care enough to write a 4 paragraph comment in your teams defense? Yikes. ATl
Not too mention two hours and 300 comments later.
March 13th, 2012 at 11:06 AM
Romney hating on the Dream Act is going to really hurt him in November. Between that and the Right’s war on women, I don’t see how they win the election.
March 13th, 2012 at 11:52 AM
They should run that Generic guy, because their actual candidates don’t fare so well head-to-head.