Orlando is Reportedly Trying to Add Monta Ellis in an Effort to Keep Dwight Howard
Fun with batshit insane NBA trade rumors! The trade deadline is Thursday:
the Magic, Warriors and Hornets are in discussions on a three-team trade, two league sources confirmed.
Monta Ellis, Andris Biedrins and Dorell Wright would be sent by the Warriors to the Magic.
Ryan Anderson, J.J. Redick, Hedo Turkoglu and Quentin Richardson would be the main outgoing pieces from Orlando.
The Hornets’ exact involvement is unclear, but believed to be centered around Chris Kaman.
In a nutshell: Dwight Howard is now calling the shots, and he’d like to swap his inconsistent teammates for Golden State’s chucker, lazy center, and a homeless man’s Tracy McGrady. Got it.
Depending on how you want this swap to work, the NBA trade machine says it favors the Warriors. What doesn’t make sense is why the Hornets would unload Kaman … and in return get Hedo Turkoglu and his awful contract.
Hey, only 48 hours more of ridiculous Dwight Howard trade rumors! And then, when the Magic hold onto him, we’ll be saddled with … over three months of, “Dwight Howard is rumored to be signing with ____ on July 1st.”

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March 13th, 2012 at 3:06 PM
Dwight Howard doesn’t know what the hell he wants.
March 13th, 2012 at 3:07 PM
Ryan Anderson, J.J. Redick, Hedo Turkoglu and Quentin Richardson would be the main outgoing pieces from Orlando.
why aren’t more teams interested in this batch of quality players? That’s a good enough squad to win a 3-3 game at any high school gymnasium in the country.
March 13th, 2012 at 3:08 PM
Orlando is not getting Monta for a bunch of crap.
March 13th, 2012 at 3:09 PM
Dwight Howard doesn’t know what the hell he wants.
he wants for somebody to invent a plastic surgery that be-roundulates the back of a person’s head.
/trying too hard, every hour
March 13th, 2012 at 3:09 PM
Maybe Duhwight should learn how to make free throws.
March 13th, 2012 at 3:09 PM
The first two are really nice players making very little money. Otis Smith would trade those two for a shit sandwich, though.
March 13th, 2012 at 3:12 PM
JJ Redick is undervalued, IMO. Cheap.
March 13th, 2012 at 3:12 PM
What doesn’t make sense is why the Hornets would unload Kaman … and in return get Hedo Turkoglu and his awful contract.
That’d be the most asinine move Demps could make. I get that the market for Kaman is drier than Sahara sand. But taking back Turk McChucker and his horrendous contract would be idiotic.
March 13th, 2012 at 3:13 PM
Dwight Howard should STFU
March 13th, 2012 at 3:15 PM
He’d be great for LAL. Can play defense and knock down open 3s.
March 13th, 2012 at 3:16 PM
he can play defense now?
/honest question, haven’t been watching
March 13th, 2012 at 3:16 PM
/ OT
“JonBenet Ramsey’s Father Regrets Letting Her in Pageants, Says ‘Toddlers and Tiaras’ Is ‘Bizarre’”.
Pot, meet kettle.
March 13th, 2012 at 3:17 PM
BTW, a straight swap of the players mentioned between Orlando and Golden State works in the trade machine. So I have no idea what the hell the Hornets are getting involved in there for. Kaman for Q-Rich and Turkoglu is a dumbass move
March 13th, 2012 at 3:18 PM
He’s a good perimeter defender. Not so much if he gets trapped closer to the hoop.
March 13th, 2012 at 3:18 PM
he can play defense now?
I don’t think he’s terrible, although not sure I would use his defense as a selling point.
March 13th, 2012 at 3:20 PM
And even with adding Monta, are the Magic better? Anderson is a great fit for SVG style of play. JJ too. Monta is an inefficient scorer, not much to look at on the defensive end.
Better name, better scorer, decent option at the end of games. Orlando better with him? Probably a wash at best.
March 13th, 2012 at 3:21 PM
JonBenet Ramsey’s Father Regrets Letting Her in Pageants, Says ‘Toddlers and Tiaras’ Is ‘Bizarre’”.
but does he regret raping and killing her?
March 13th, 2012 at 3:21 PM
If its true that the magic ownership would allow dwight input on firing the gm and coach, huge black eye on the team and league, IMO. Stan Van should hold his ground and make them fire him so he can get his pay out
March 13th, 2012 at 3:23 PM
C’mon, everyone knows it was the brother who did it.
/ Amazing little-known fact: JobBenet’s brother is Craig James
March 13th, 2012 at 3:23 PM
but does he regret raping and killing her?
Regret is a pretty strong word
March 13th, 2012 at 3:23 PM
Short answer: “Yes” with an “If,” long answer: “No” with a “But.”
March 13th, 2012 at 3:24 PM
ALso, I don’t know why getting Monta Ellis for a teammate would make Dwight Howard happy. If I were Dwight Howard, it would simply redouble my efforts to get out of Dodge.
March 13th, 2012 at 3:29 PM
why are people always ruining things???? This is an NBA post!
/Jmac’d
March 13th, 2012 at 3:31 PM
If I were Dwight Howard, it would simply redouble my efforts to get out of Dodge.
uhhh he plays in Orlando… Not Dodge.
/sorry
March 13th, 2012 at 3:37 PM
I’m not sure its possible for a player to be more of a self-centered, head up his ass, deluded fucktard than Dwight has been this entire year. Fuck this guy.
But LeBron is the bad guy.
March 13th, 2012 at 3:42 PM
But LeBron is this year’s bad guy.
fixed
March 13th, 2012 at 3:43 PM
But LeBron is the bald guy.
Completely agree
March 13th, 2012 at 3:51 PM
But LeBron is the balding guy.
/fixed
March 13th, 2012 at 3:54 PM
But LeBron is the bald guy.
Completely agree
as a balding 28 year old, i’m offended.
March 13th, 2012 at 3:55 PM
Let me introduce you to Monta Ellis.
/ Could also say Carmelo
March 13th, 2012 at 3:57 PM
If I hear footsteps, should I assume it’s new Czar of the Commentariat JHS coming up behind me, laser cannon set on “kill”?
March 13th, 2012 at 3:58 PM
I watched way too much of that ID channel the past week.
March 13th, 2012 at 4:16 PM
Do you have to pay Simmons royalties whenever you use this phrase?
March 13th, 2012 at 4:46 PM
Does Simmons pay royalties every time he quotes something from The Wire?
March 13th, 2012 at 4:47 PM
Monta gets a pretty shitty rap. Dude’s a pretty good scorer. No reason why he couldn’t be on a winner a la Iverson or Rose if he was surrounded by the right pieces.
March 13th, 2012 at 4:48 PM
We were looking for Whitlock.
Whitlock.