He was charged with mayhem, for biting the ear, assault and battery, and other charges. He was to be arraigned Monday afternoon.

The judge later reduced the charges to shenanigans, and simply pistol-whipped the bejeesus out of him.

“The alleged biter attacked the winning coach after the game and was pulled off after a brief, but violent assault by bystanders”

Why did the bystanders mount a brief but violent assault?
/ Weeps for the death of copy editing

Since when does a 6th grade basketball team need an assistant?If your team is 6-8 players, maybe not. If you have a team of +8 players yeah you need one. At least a parent to sit at the end of the bench for injuries, emergencies, oversight, etc. For practices, helps a ton.

/have coached 6th grade basketball.

You’ll be begging for an assistant coach after about five minutes of dealing with 12 ten year olds with the attention spans of a gnat.

just some kids dad wanting to feel included. i volunteer at the place i went to grade school coaching hoops and i’ve seen some crazy shit.

an assistant coach for a sixth-grade basketball

Since when does a 6th grade basketball team need an assistant?

The most awesome of all criminal charges.