Roundup: Peyton Manning-to-Denver Rumors Gather Steam, Bubble Teams Oregon and Northwestern Lost & DeSean Jackson Rapping
Kendra Wilkinson … fun with live TV mistakes! …. Josh Harnett is dating Amanda Seyfried … Cali’s cell phone driving ban was a good thing …. “In bin Laden’s lair, his wives split by suspicions” … lottery winner kicked off food stamps … Eva Longoria is back on the market … parents of teenage girls can probably relate to this … the Olive Garden reviewer is famous! … Peggy, is that you? … “couple punished boy with nine-hour kneeling sessions” … that’s a bad look, DC …
Orlando 99, Chicago 94. The Magic, once again, are the most difficult team in the NBA to figure out. [Sentinel]
Jeff Pearlman did a Q&A with former ESPN talking head Sean Salisbury. [Jeff Pearlman]
The Patriot League is adding football scholarships! [NCAA.org]
Northwestern lost in overtime to Minnesota, and the Wildcats now have to wait to find out if they’re dancing. Northwestern was 1-10 against the RPI Top 50. [Tribune]
Another bubble team is Oregon, which lost to lowly Colorado. The Ducks are 0-5 against the RPI Top 50. [Oregonian]
I’m sure you’ve ready plenty on the demise of Rumeal Robinson, but this is pretty good. [ESPN]
No ballin’ today, but how about the Mavericks going to Phoenix and losing 96-94? [Republic]
The Marlins’ owner thinks Americans are lazy and stupid. [Miami New Times]
Are Miami, Washington and Denver the front-runners for Peyton Manning? [CBS Sports]
Do the Clippers have issues between Chris Paul and Blake Griffin? Seems like a reach. [Fox Sports West]
Nice story on Syracuse’s hot-and-cold point guard, Scoop Jardine. [Daily Orange]
The shit female sports journalists have to put up with on twitter. [Columbia News Service]
Apologies for leaving this out of Ballin’ yesterday. It happens.
DeSean Jackson is ‘on his dip,’ whatever that means. [via Where's Weems]
Who was Andrew Bynum screaming at Tuesday night?
Poker, anyone? [via Adam]
Kate Upton was at an Oklahoma City game this week. She had a photo shoot with Kevin Durant and James Harden. [via]
- LeBron James and Paul George Slapped Hands After Exchanging Spectacular Baskets to End the 3rd Quarter [Video]
- Paul George’s Vicious Dunk on Birdman Was Not Rated PG [Video]
- Matt Harvey, the New York Mets’ Star Pitcher, is Dating SI Swimsuit Model Anne V
- The Kansas City Royals Are Becoming the Royals Again, and Fans Have Been Far Too Patient
- Champions League: Bayern Munich a Legacy of Losing at Stake
- The Alarm on Premier League: What Each Club Should Prioritize in the Summer
- kaiserwilhelmreems is commenting too quickly on LeBron James and Paul George Slapped Hands After Exchanging Spectacular Baskets to End the 3rd Quarter [Video]
- Billy Buckner on LeBron James and Paul George Slapped Hands After Exchanging Spectacular Baskets to End the 3rd Quarter [Video]
- Chief on LeBron James and Paul George Slapped Hands After Exchanging Spectacular Baskets to End the 3rd Quarter [Video]
- A.P. on Matt Harvey, the New York Mets' Star Pitcher, is Dating SI Swimsuit Model Anne V
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March 9th, 2012 at 8:18 AM
Haiku Friday.
March 9th, 2012 at 8:19 AM
The blazer says ‘smarty’… the 5 inches of cleavage says ‘party’.
March 9th, 2012 at 8:20 AM
Link I won’t be clicking today:
March 9th, 2012 at 8:21 AM
the Olive Garden reviewer is famous!
And to think that you guys were ripping on someones grandma.
March 9th, 2012 at 8:21 AM
What is wrong with you people? Poor innocent old lady was just excited about a new restaurant.
March 9th, 2012 at 8:22 AM
/projectile vomit
March 9th, 2012 at 8:22 AM
That was the Bulls’ 4th game in 5 nights and the second night of a back to back. They were horrible and looked beat to shit, yet still almost beat the craptastic Magic.
March 9th, 2012 at 8:22 AM
I like this trend of Kate Upton practically being everywhere we look. Keep it up God.
March 9th, 2012 at 8:22 AM
I was Best Man in a Catholic wedding a few years back and had to kneel through the entire 1 hour service. I thought I was going to die – my back kept going into spasm.
March 9th, 2012 at 8:23 AM
Aaarrrgggggh. That laugh, what a deal breaker.
March 9th, 2012 at 8:24 AM
I feel like there’s a reason that shoot was done that way
- Todd Charske
March 9th, 2012 at 8:24 AM
My infant son decided to do that while we were walking out the door this morning. Nothing like 6 oz of projectile formula vomit to start the day.
March 9th, 2012 at 8:24 AM
The blazer says ‘smarty’… the 5 inches of cleavage says ‘party’.
the 5 inches of cleavage says ‘party’.… the 5 inches of cleavage says ‘party’.
March 9th, 2012 at 8:24 AM
Kendra Wilkinson
Say ow! Me likey boom boom.
Are Miami, Washington and Denver the front-runners for Peyton Manning?
Why not Denver, actually? The town would go nuts. They have a decent defense, and if they get Reggie Wayne in a package deal the fireworks could be fun.
March 9th, 2012 at 8:25 AM
Aaarrrgggggh. That laugh, what a deal breaker.
I don’t know, that face is kind of a deal breaker too.
March 9th, 2012 at 8:25 AM
Just because my comment was similar to CJ doesn’t mean I’m girl.
I probably stepped in it there.
March 9th, 2012 at 8:25 AM
So stoked for tonight – scored free tickets in the Captain Morgan Club at the Consol for the Pens game. The seats are about 15 rows back right on the red line.
March 9th, 2012 at 8:25 AM
She was really more just reflecting the excitement of the town… though this is the first I’m hearing of the OG review, so apparently I missed a fascinating discussion here.
March 9th, 2012 at 8:25 AM
Yes, especially here, here and here
God is everywhere my friend
March 9th, 2012 at 8:26 AM
Ive never heard of such a thing. Through the entire service? Must have been some weird Greek Orthodox or something.
March 9th, 2012 at 8:26 AM
Dammit. I don’t know if I can ever have kids. A handshake to you, sir.
March 9th, 2012 at 8:26 AM
I feel like there’s a reason that shoot was done that way
- Todd Charske
Did Charske ever resurface yesterday?
March 9th, 2012 at 8:27 AM
Way to go, enjoy my friend. Remember the motto of the Captain, to Love, Life and Loot.
March 9th, 2012 at 8:28 AM
My infant son decided to do that while we were walking out the door this morning. Nothing like 6 oz of projectile formula vomit to start the day.
I got so good at taking those to protect furniture I was like the Ernie Pantusso of vomit.
March 9th, 2012 at 8:28 AM
Korver’s stellar 4th quarter shooting was the way to go in that game.
March 9th, 2012 at 8:28 AM
I was able to get free seats there at the beginning of last years season. I think it was the game when Pens fans realized it was dumb thinking Brent Johnson is better than MAF. I hate fans.
March 9th, 2012 at 8:29 AM
Please make it happen Elway, bring it Peyton and end this Tebow fad forever.
March 9th, 2012 at 8:29 AM
Peggy, is that you?
Smashing bird. Nice makeover.
Actually, nice Roundup. Nicely done, Jason.
March 9th, 2012 at 8:30 AM
I was Best Man in a Catholic wedding a few years back and had to kneel through the entire 1 hour service.
i’ve seen that once or twice before. its quite strange.
March 9th, 2012 at 8:30 AM
So have we decided if Todd Charske was a plant to see how long it takes the TBL comment to beat something into the ground?
March 9th, 2012 at 8:30 AM
peyton to denver mean sthey are a super bowl team but he should go to jax. i really feel they are close
March 9th, 2012 at 8:31 AM
Aaarrrgggggh. That laugh, what a deal breaker.
I don’t know, that face is kind of a deal breaker too.
Ear plugs. No problem. And, when I take off my bifocals, she looks okey-dokey to me.
March 9th, 2012 at 8:31 AM
It was incredible how many open looks he got in like a 5 minute window. And he didn’t make one. If he makes his normal percentage, the Bulls win that game by 10. Tough night.
March 9th, 2012 at 8:31 AM
Mouse-ears looking good, like seeing a dog play the piano.
Turns out she’s a Scientologist which is slightly crazier than Mo Isum’s devotion.
/Why are the pretty ones always insane?
March 9th, 2012 at 8:32 AM
If you voted (or ever vote) in this kind of stupid shit, I’d like to inform you that we are no longer friends.
March 9th, 2012 at 8:32 AM
lottery winner kicked off food stamps
25% of MI is on food stamps? wow
March 9th, 2012 at 8:33 AM
Man, I used to watch The Girls Next Door allllll the time during college. Team Bridget 4 life.
March 9th, 2012 at 8:33 AM
Oh Peggy. Wonderful. Too bad she was repeatedly sullied by Duck Phillips Romney.
/would still bang
Duck is a great character. (SPOILER) the episode where’s loaded and goes into Don’s office. Amazing.
March 9th, 2012 at 8:33 AM
Had to knee during certain portions of mass when I was among the groomsmen in a Catholic wedding a few years ago. Depends on the location of the Eucharist and all that. Never heard of kneeling the entire time, though.
March 9th, 2012 at 8:33 AM
I definitely did not vote for this. I’m assuming this is the Red Sox/Phillies fan poll.
March 9th, 2012 at 8:33 AM
25% of MI is on food stamps? wow
in summary, Michigan sucks.
March 9th, 2012 at 8:33 AM
Rex and ms621 are firmly on that ground. I am just unsure, because there’s a lot of real internet presence that really is Todd Charske. Even if the the TBL commenter is a plant, most of the rest of his awesomeness is real.
March 9th, 2012 at 8:34 AM
Most of my kneeling sessions are shorter than that.
March 9th, 2012 at 8:35 AM
No this is some bracket of baseball seasons. Isn’t it time for a bracket of the top 64 women’s NCAA champs in history?
March 9th, 2012 at 8:35 AM
Suns are 6-2 in their last 8 with wins over LA, LAC, MIN and now DAL. So its not that surprising. Plus with Haywood out the Mavs couldn’t board.
March 9th, 2012 at 8:35 AM
I don’t think this gives the impression you intend it to.
March 9th, 2012 at 8:35 AM
I wanted to beat him with an axe after he stranded Chauncey the dog in the streets of Manhattan.
March 9th, 2012 at 8:35 AM
Still not as bad as the new espn poll, Who are smarter- Phillies fans or Red Sox fan?! Thanks a lot, Paps.
March 9th, 2012 at 8:36 AM
That was the real Todd Charske. No doubts over here. Please come out of the cold, Todd.
March 9th, 2012 at 8:36 AM
Sounds like a team that could make a playoff push with Kevin Garnett.
March 9th, 2012 at 8:36 AM
Well played.
March 9th, 2012 at 8:37 AM
Yep. Our wedding, there was no kneeling because we didnt do the full mass. There would only be kneeling if the Eucharist is brought out.
March 9th, 2012 at 8:38 AM
And this is why I hate Papeldouche being on my team. He’ll say dumb shit like this and piss me off. More Hunter Pence types, less Papeldouches.
March 9th, 2012 at 8:38 AM
The implication here is that you once had a kneeling session longer than 9 hours?
March 9th, 2012 at 8:38 AM
Papelbon hasn’t even appeared in a single home game in a Philly uniform. Also… it’s a little out of context, because he just said they are smarter because it’s the NL. He’s basically saying all NL fans >>> all AL fans. Because anyone who likes the Red Sox can’t possibly understand what is happening when a pitcher hits.
March 9th, 2012 at 8:39 AM
I wanted to beat him with an axe after he stranded Chauncey the dog in the streets of Manhattan.
That was a bold move. But that’s Duck’s MO. He gets the people going. That dog was also a symbol of his alcoholic past though.
March 9th, 2012 at 8:39 AM
16-minute Baptist-because-my-Catholicism-isn’t-important ceremony. More partying.
March 9th, 2012 at 8:40 AM
I go into convulsions when a double switch happens
March 9th, 2012 at 8:40 AM
Another bubble team is Oregon, which lost to lowly Colorado.
um… they are 21-11 and went 11-7 in league play. not exactly a bottom dweller there.
March 9th, 2012 at 8:41 AM
What they really need is a SG but yes KG would certainly help. Would you like a hodge podge of bad contracts for that ginormous expiring Danny?
March 9th, 2012 at 8:41 AM
Mainly had to deal with the church setup. It was a “standard” Catholic Mass, but the area up front at the altar had limited seating. So, the groomsmen/bride’s attendants squeezed into 2 small pews. The Maid of Honor and I were given these antique “kneelers” instead of chairs/seats. So, while the rest of the church got to sit/be comfortable we had to kneel.
March 9th, 2012 at 8:42 AM
Our wedding ceremony was 25 minutes tops and we had elements of both a Catholic and Jewish wedding. No church wedding for me.
March 9th, 2012 at 8:42 AM
Man… I at least expected Dudley in there. Though you clearly know how I feel about Hakim Warrick.
March 9th, 2012 at 8:42 AM
Hey now.
March 9th, 2012 at 8:42 AM
ur wedding, there was no kneeling because we didnt do the full mass. There would only be kneeling if the Eucharist is brought out.
If you’re Catholic you will find this amusing, we were at the parent’s meeting for my son’s first communion at the church.
Question time, parents asked about the music and times/dates, one mom asked “Will it be a full mass?”
Gasp.
March 9th, 2012 at 8:43 AM
merry friday errybody.
March 9th, 2012 at 8:43 AM
Wait a second. Since when you do get full credit for Pac-12 victories?
March 9th, 2012 at 8:43 AM
kendra fucking wilkinson? others complain that yu need to hire someone to write about one sport or another. i say hire someone to pick good ru women. god damn she had an ungly stick broken on her face and her voice is annoying, her tits are fake and she has the hips of a mrs. han solo
March 9th, 2012 at 8:43 AM
Cali’s cell phone driving ban was a good thing
But what about in Sucre, Lima, Bogat, Medelin & Cartagena?
March 9th, 2012 at 8:44 AM
For those who care…yesterday all top 4 seeds were upset in the quarterfinals of the Minnesota state high school hockey tourney. The Sam to watch is Benilde-St. Margaret because that’s the team that had the player who back in December was checked from behind and is now paralyzed. They have a great chance to win it all now.
March 9th, 2012 at 8:44 AM
I got this, YYSA/WWOS.
Boston gets Josh Smith, Antawn Jamison (expiring), and Ramon Sessions.
Atlanta gets Rondo.
Cleveland gets Paul Pierce.
March 9th, 2012 at 8:44 AM
To follow up the David Robertson post from yesterday… Anybody hear about David Price’s neck strain that took place yesterday? Said he ‘toweled himself off’ too hard in between innings.
/Looks pretty athletic
//Went to Vanderbilt so he must be pretty smart.
March 9th, 2012 at 8:44 AM
Wow, never thought this would take off with wedding ceremony talk.
March 9th, 2012 at 8:44 AM
Hak just needs the opportunity somewhere. I love Dudley.
March 9th, 2012 at 8:45 AM
I can say with complete confidence that Dunkin Donuts coffee > Starbucks coffee. I don’t get fancy orders, just normal and drink it black — Starbucks just can’t get to Dunkin’s level.
March 9th, 2012 at 8:45 AM
I never understand half of the shit Jackson says on twitter.
Wow! Did NOT expect that. Still think that, somewhere along the Mad Men story arc, she ends up with Don Draper.
One of the best scenes in TV is the scene where Don tells Duck he doesn’t have a contract.
March 9th, 2012 at 8:45 AM
Time for the Cats to start a run in Hockey East playoffs.
March 9th, 2012 at 8:46 AM
McD’s > both.
/also drink black
March 9th, 2012 at 8:46 AM
Sad story, hope they can win. In related news, Hockey East playoffs start tonight!
March 9th, 2012 at 8:46 AM
15 minute non denominational ceremony. goal was to get my wife and i plenty of cocktail hour time. religion takes a hike when it comes to the spread we had.
March 9th, 2012 at 8:46 AM
Charlie Manuel used to have this same problem.
March 9th, 2012 at 8:47 AM
Amen brother. First fantasy baseball draft tomorrow night, gonna try to hit the driving range on Saturday to try out the new driver and work on my swing.
March 9th, 2012 at 8:48 AM
Do you think Duck was lying when he told Don he killed 17 people on Okinawa? I think it might be true.
March 9th, 2012 at 8:48 AM
matty, I heard about Price last night also. Baseball players seem to get the weirdest injuries.
vezina, never knew you had such hate for Kendra. We diverge on this one, buddy. I love her hips. Howeva, in your list you forgot to notice her receding hairline.
March 9th, 2012 at 8:48 AM
i thought that for a while, too. but i’d lose a lot of respect for that character if she did that.
March 9th, 2012 at 8:48 AM
Oh, absofuckinglutely.
March 9th, 2012 at 8:48 AM
WaWa coffee >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
And that should be Sunday on going to the driving range. Still on auto-pilot this morning
March 9th, 2012 at 8:48 AM
Crazy talk.
March 9th, 2012 at 8:49 AM
GETTING NEW WEDGES TODAY!!!!
/and maybe ordering a driver
March 9th, 2012 at 8:49 AM
Boston gets Josh Smith, Antawn Jamison (expiring), and Ramon Sessions.
Atlanta gets Rondo.
Cleveland gets Paul Pierce.
i just threw up a little
March 9th, 2012 at 8:50 AM
Our wedding ceremony was 25 minutes tops and we had elements of both a Catholic and Jewish wedding. No church wedding for me.
We are doing the full mass, mainly to make our parents happy. I should tell my brother he has to kneel the entire time just to mess with him.
March 9th, 2012 at 8:50 AM
I can beat that. 10 minute ceremony with a judge.
/also had 18 inches of snow
March 9th, 2012 at 8:50 AM
Whatcha getting?
March 9th, 2012 at 8:51 AM
They certainly don’t sell just black coffee at Starbucks.
March 9th, 2012 at 8:51 AM
What did you end up ordering? My Vokeys are getting a little long in the tooth.
March 9th, 2012 at 8:51 AM
my brother married a Greek girl, so the ceremony was a mixture of Catholic and Greek Orthodox. close to 2 hours long, it was brutal. one of the groomsmen next to me fell out about 1:15 minutes into it.
March 9th, 2012 at 8:51 AM
i need a lot of cream and sugar to drink dunkin donuts coffe, enough so that it blots out the taste of the actual coffee.
starbucks, depending on the brew, I don’t need much. as a side note, getting starbucks coffee anytime after 9am is likely burnt.
the starbucks k-cups are pretty good though.
March 9th, 2012 at 8:51 AM
Why would Cleveland do that trade when we’ll have cap space for Dwight Howard?
/looks at TBL NBA mock draft for Euros available in the lottery
March 9th, 2012 at 8:51 AM
Sheetz >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> WaWa
March 9th, 2012 at 8:51 AM
still can’t decide between the mizuno mp-t11 or the new nike’s. but knowing me, ill discard all my research and testing at the last minute and probably go with vokeys.
March 9th, 2012 at 8:52 AM
They certainly don’t sell just black coffee at Starbucks.
Of course, but for my purpores Dunkin is better than Starbucks. For the wild drinks, I have no idea — I don’t order them.
March 9th, 2012 at 8:52 AM
Boston gets Josh Smith, Antawn Jamison (expiring), and Ramon Sessions.
Atlanta gets Rondo.
Cleveland gets Paul Pierce.
Why would Clev ever do this?
March 9th, 2012 at 8:52 AM
leaving work at 3:00 to head to the course today.
March 9th, 2012 at 8:52 AM
spencer you SO put the hex on Serg yesterday. You straight up murdered the man.
March 9th, 2012 at 8:52 AM
I drink my coffee black as well, and I like both Starbucks and DD. But I like 7-11 coffee more than either of them.
March 9th, 2012 at 8:53 AM
A LICKY BOOM BOOM DOWN
March 9th, 2012 at 8:53 AM
The wife wanted to incorporate a little bit of her faith and mine, so we got a priest and a rabbi and agreed on a 25 min ceremony. Also, you can’t exactly get married in a Catholic church if you’re marrying a Jewish girl.
March 9th, 2012 at 8:53 AM
my brother married a Greek girl, so the ceremony was a mixture of Catholic and Greek Orthodox. close to 2 hours long, it was brutal. one of the groomsmen next to me fell out about 1:15 minutes into it.
a friend of mine went to a wedding in FL in July a few years back and it was like 100*+. a bridesmaid ended up passing out, dress flew up while not wearing underwear. old dudes started taking pics. said it was money.
March 9th, 2012 at 8:53 AM
yea i know…then again, it’s hard to call it a jinx when the idiot tried to hit the green on 18 from that far in those conditions. what a moron. indefensible.
jesus christ was 18 playing hard tho.
March 9th, 2012 at 8:54 AM
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Good lord.
March 9th, 2012 at 8:54 AM
speaking of wedges, watch Rory’s pre-shot routine when he has a shot in the rough around a green. The first thing he does is address the ball, backs off and practices, then goes back and hits the ball. This is a costly penalty waiting to happen.
March 9th, 2012 at 8:56 AM
i thought they changed this rule for 2012? you can address and as long as you don’t touch the ball, it’s not a penalty. or is that only on the greens?
March 9th, 2012 at 8:56 AM
Also, you can’t exactly get married in a Catholic church if you’re marrying a Jewish girl.
Did you convert? My future brother-in-law married a Jewish girl and he went with the full conversion to make her parents happy.
March 9th, 2012 at 8:57 AM
FIGJAM didnt have a GIR until 16 yesterday and managed a +1, These guys are sick from 30 yards in.
March 9th, 2012 at 8:57 AM
I was Best Man in a Catholic wedding a few years back and had to kneel through the entire 1 hour service.
Ive never heard of such a thing. Through the entire service? Must have been some weird Greek Orthodox or something.
I was Best Man at my brother’s Catholic wedding: nothing of the sort happened.
Then again, this might be one of those Catholic sects that rejects Vatican II. Was the Mass in English or Latin?
March 9th, 2012 at 8:58 AM
Also, towards which religion will you steer your kids?
March 9th, 2012 at 8:58 AM
Is that a new picture of Kendra? Holy shit.
March 9th, 2012 at 8:58 AM
I’ve always like Pikes roast at Starbucks but I ain’t paying 2 dollars for black coffee. Circle K for the win.
March 9th, 2012 at 8:59 AM
You know what was legendary? CCD class.
March 9th, 2012 at 8:59 AM
only on the green
March 9th, 2012 at 9:00 AM
Nope, we stayed our seperate religions. Not like we’re that religious anyway.
March 9th, 2012 at 9:00 AM
Also, you can’t exactly get married in a Catholic church if you’re marrying a Jewish girl.
Obviously not, you have to both be members of the same faith to get “married” (i.e. receive the sacrament of matrimony) in a church. There was probably a blessing from the priest for the both of y’all.
Are Miami, Washington and Denver the front-runners for Peyton Manning?
ESPN is treating them like they are.
March 9th, 2012 at 9:00 AM
well shit. rory’s a penalty waiting to happen tho. wonder if he’ll ever focus like tiger used to. if so, that could be frightening.
March 9th, 2012 at 9:01 AM
Cleveland has a hole at SF/SG. They will never get elite talent here through Free Agency. They can go crazy with money now because their best players (Kyrie, Varejao, Tristan) are very cheap. We won’t have to max out Kyrie for another 3 years; by then, Pierce’s contract will be gone.
Next year a core of Kyrie, Tristan, Pierce, Varejao and Lottery Pick SG or SF would be pretty formidable.
March 9th, 2012 at 9:01 AM
I wish I could get the ear of someone at Golf Channel and tell them that a 12-to-1 putt-to-shot ratio is simply unacceptable.
March 9th, 2012 at 9:02 AM
I dont know how true this is. My brother in law married a Protestant girl in his Catholic church. They just didnt do full mass, since she wouldnt be able to take Eucharist.
March 9th, 2012 at 9:02 AM
Go Benilde!
Fuck Hill Murray!
March 9th, 2012 at 9:02 AM
You know what was legendary? CCD class.
So much this.
March 9th, 2012 at 9:03 AM
i wish i could tell them to show lauren thompson naked all day everyday.
March 9th, 2012 at 9:04 AM
Our wedding was ten minutes with a notary. Then straight on to the cocktail hour.
March 9th, 2012 at 9:04 AM
Sheetz is from my hometown, they’re like EVERYWHERE now. $4 footlong subs, can’t beat them and I believe better than Subway.
March 9th, 2012 at 9:04 AM
You misspelled Holly Sonders
March 9th, 2012 at 9:04 AM
My future brother-in-law married a Jewish girl and he went with the full conversion to make her parents happy.
Walter Sobchak. LEGEND.
March 9th, 2012 at 9:04 AM
That makes sense, however, I’m fairly sure you can’t marry a Jew in a Catholic church. And when we have kids, we’re planning to introduce elements of both faiths, but let them decide what path they want to go when they’re older.
March 9th, 2012 at 9:04 AM
Peacocking around here as the smartest woman in America?
March 9th, 2012 at 9:04 AM
I hated that with a passion. Kept me from doing ski club for years.
in retrospect you can probably date my atheism/agnosticism back to those days pretty easily.
March 9th, 2012 at 9:05 AM
Not like we’re that religious anyway.
We have our Pre-Cana class a Saturday in May. So not looking forward to that at all.
March 9th, 2012 at 9:06 AM
So much this.
When you are in 7th grade and your friend (appropriately named Guido) tells you to think of replace ‘masturbate’ everytime the teacher says “pray\praying” — it is considered the greatest thing ever done.
March 9th, 2012 at 9:06 AM
nice round up pic of a girl who needs rogaine.
March 9th, 2012 at 9:06 AM
Here is what that trade looks like. I have a hard time believing that the Celtics would pull the trigger on something like that though.
March 9th, 2012 at 9:07 AM
No they won’t – they ain’t going.
March 9th, 2012 at 9:07 AM
Wow, I just Todd Charske’d my comment with that grammar, but you get the idea. CCD was ridiculous — also great because there was a Sunday post church class and a Tuesday evening class. Everyone wanted in the Tuesday evening class b\c it was where all the cool kids went.
March 9th, 2012 at 9:07 AM
she’s fantastic too…love those cans.
March 9th, 2012 at 9:08 AM
Ha. Neither one of us were religious, plus it was his second wedding.
March 9th, 2012 at 9:08 AM
Our wedding was ten minutes with a notary. Then straight on to the cocktail hour.
If I ever get married again, I wanna try to beat that mark. Aim high, I always say.
March 9th, 2012 at 9:08 AM
All this! They took out my team. I’m happy Edina lost. My team now is Moorhead. Im not a fan of BSM because the jablonski stuff is over the top now.
March 9th, 2012 at 9:09 AM
married by a judge >>>> married in a church by a priest
March 9th, 2012 at 9:10 AM
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Obviously not, you have to both be members of the same faith to get “married” (i.e. receive the sacrament of matrimony) in a church.
I dont know how true this is. My brother in law married a Protestant girl in his Catholic church. They just didnt do full mass, since she wouldnt be able to take Eucharist.
Protestant is still Christian. Jewish isn’t Christian.
Did they sign a document that their marriage was recognized by the Catholic Church?
March 9th, 2012 at 9:11 AM
Man, that’s like all-day class, at least it was when I got married 16 yrs ago. They even had one of the sisters/nuns talk about women and their “personal” issues, including no contraceptives, etc. Very uncomfortable in the room during this time. Like no one else in that room had bonked before or used contraceptives, lol
/going straight to hell
March 9th, 2012 at 9:11 AM
I tend to agree. But if Ainge is intent on starting the rebuild, unloading Pierce’s contract would be a key part. They’d probably need Sessions to opt in next year before they would pull that, though.
March 9th, 2012 at 9:11 AM
I’d rather a well timed Saturday Catholic wedding that is an hour long and then you are at a good reception hall crushing mixers within a few hours, than a shorter service that has a 4-hour gap between the service and reception. Those in the latter should die.
March 9th, 2012 at 9:11 AM
What did I miss while doing actual work?
March 9th, 2012 at 9:11 AM
Seriously. Props to my husband that even though he had already done a big wedding before, since it was my first(and only) we still did some of the big stuff.
March 9th, 2012 at 9:12 AM
married by hotel preacher in vegas >>> all else
March 9th, 2012 at 9:13 AM
Pre Cana was great for people watching. A lot of hilarious moments when you could tell a couple had never discussed how they would handle finances / holidays / etc.
March 9th, 2012 at 9:13 AM
Our wedding was ten minutes with a notary. Then straight on to the cocktail hour.
Mine was 10 minutes or less too. I’m atheist and she didn’t care. That’s the way to do it. Fuck sitting through mass and then having to drive to the reception. Get it over with and drink. Our friends said they enjoyed our wedding much more than another friend who did the whole catholic ceremony deal.
March 9th, 2012 at 9:13 AM
What did I miss while doing actual work?
The short summary is a dude with the commenter name “Todd Charske” came in — made a comment then signed it “Todd Charske.” The commentariat took his inhibition of his name and ran with it. We found pretty much everything there is to know about the guy.
March 9th, 2012 at 9:14 AM
married by a judge >>>> married in a church by a priest
not married >>>>>>>>> married
March 9th, 2012 at 9:14 AM
I think it would be fun if we renewed our vows to do it in Vegas with Elvis.
March 9th, 2012 at 9:14 AM
That didn’t happen with ours. Wedding listed time was 5, we started at 5:20, ceremony done by 5:45, cocktail hour at 6. Boom.
March 9th, 2012 at 9:14 AM
She can get it
March 9th, 2012 at 9:14 AM
Man, that’s like all-day class, at least it was when I got married 16 yrs ago. They even had one of the sisters/nuns talk about women and their “personal” issues, including no contraceptives, etc. Very uncomfortable in the room during this time. Like no one else in that room had bonked before or used contraceptives, lol
The priest already gave us the ‘family planning’ talk so I am expecting more of that. They have to know that everyone is straight lying to their faces, right?
March 9th, 2012 at 9:14 AM
What did I miss while doing actual work?
You know in Billy Madison when they throw the flaming bag of crap on the old man’s door and he stomps it out, and Norm MacDoanld goes “This is the greatest day in my life.”? It was almost like that.
March 9th, 2012 at 9:14 AM
i had some friends go through that, apparently the holy spirit really got to the husband since he’s been working on converting to catholicism since then, despite his wife not being relgious at all.
March 9th, 2012 at 9:15 AM
I’m not a fan of her blonde hair.
March 9th, 2012 at 9:15 AM
You need new glasses.
Kendra Wilkinson is disgusting. How that train wreck, trailer park whore got on tv has always astounded me.
Catholic weddings are the the ultimate dichotomy of emotions.
Ceremony: up, down, kneel, stand, kneel, etc for 90 minutes.
Reception: up (to the bar), drink, dance, eat, up to the bar, drink, eat more, etc.
March 9th, 2012 at 9:16 AM
Married by blind licensed marriage officiant at the Little White Chapel in Vegas >>>>>>>>>>>>> any other way.
/ this being done with a couple going through the drive through window at same time. I only witnessed the wedding.
March 9th, 2012 at 9:16 AM
Do you think they have to use Rondo to unload Pierce’s contract? Tough pill to swallow for Celtics fans if that were the case.
March 9th, 2012 at 9:17 AM
gg, you rock. “Respect unseen” to your husband, as well.
Vegas with Elvis…get ‘im to sing “The Wonder of You”.
March 9th, 2012 at 9:17 AM
Dad told me a long time ago, “Don’t get married and don’t have kids. That way, when you bitch later on about either, I don’t want to hear it, I gave you a heads up”.
Classic line, of course, he was joking. You were joking, right Dad?
March 9th, 2012 at 9:17 AM
The Cake Eaters should always lose. And I’m pulling for BSM. Jablonski’s dad works in the same company I’m at.
March 9th, 2012 at 9:17 AM
Damn. It. I knew this job would cost me in the end.
March 9th, 2012 at 9:18 AM
What blonde hair?
March 9th, 2012 at 9:21 AM
300 posts went up in nearly 10 minutes I think. I left the post right before that happened, came back 10 minutes later to see the devastation.
March 9th, 2012 at 9:21 AM
Our wedding ceremony was 25 minutes tops and we had elements of both a Catholic and Jewish wedding. No church wedding for me
I think that the last 3 weddings I have been to (all in Philly too) have been like that. Jewish chicks marrying the Italian dude.
March 9th, 2012 at 9:21 AM
Awesome.
My opinion ….
going to a baseball game with your kids >>>> going to a baseball game with your friends.
March 9th, 2012 at 9:21 AM
Say ow! Me likey boom boom.
You need new glasses.
Well, that may be true…hey, waitaminnit!
/feigning outrage
Kendra Wilkinson is disgusting. How that train wreck, trailer park whore got on tv has always astounded me.
squawkbox, have you actually watched reality tv? Eighty percent or more of the shows meet that same trailer park criteria. You gotta wade thru a lot of BS to pick her out of that environment.
March 9th, 2012 at 9:22 AM
Need some help from you guys…Im considering cancelling cable in favor of Apple TV. Has anyone gone this route and if so any suggestions as to what services go best with it?
March 9th, 2012 at 9:22 AM
Bruce Weber’s stint at Illinois will officially come to a close at 11 am this morning. AD just called a press conference to discuss the men’s basketball program.
Shaka to Illinois is imminent. The volume of good coaches in the Big 10 get deeper by the year. If only Indiana would do something about that Crean douche, then everyone would have a good coach.
March 9th, 2012 at 9:23 AM
He’s actually had multiple posts all doing the same thing. He really wants people to know his name. At least, I still think he’s the real dude. Some people want to think it’s a 10 year elaborate meme. I still want to know how he avoided jail time though.
March 9th, 2012 at 9:23 AM
True, especially so now that my boy 13 and plays ball as well. Amazing how more shit they know about professional sports at this age, compared to when I was kid. Makes conversations about games/players really good.
March 9th, 2012 at 9:25 AM
It will be interesting if the two private school meet in the finals. I think that is the only way I root for BSM.
March 9th, 2012 at 9:25 AM
Kendra Wilkinson…Yikes. I guess I’d wrap a flag around her head and do it for Ol’ Glory.
More pics of Kate Upton, please. Those are some real funbags. And that third link in comment 19, Caribou…Oh damn. What an arse.
March 9th, 2012 at 9:25 AM
vezina, never knew you had such hate for Kendra. We diverge on this one, buddy. I love her hips.
maybe those are fake too. they may have gotten more womanly since childbirth. all i know, when she was on that hefner show, she was hideous in many ways
March 9th, 2012 at 9:26 AM
Rondo is not a guy to build a franchise around. He’s a great guy to help facilitate. But, he is certainly no leader. He can’t carry a team on his own, consistently. For every 20-18-18 game he has, he is just as likely to put up 9-4-6.
If the Celts think that it’s time to blow up and start from scratch, then you blow the mother up and start from scratch, which includes Rondo.
March 9th, 2012 at 9:27 AM
At least, I still think he’s the real dude. Some people want to think it’s a 10 year elaborate meme.
It’s a meme but that was still him. That article we quoted said what the max penalties were (20 years, massive fine) but he plead guilty and prolly had a good lawyer, so his actual penalties were probably 10% of that.
March 9th, 2012 at 9:28 AM
Minnesota wants to know if you’ll take Tubby off our hands.
March 9th, 2012 at 9:28 AM
I’m loving Chambers at PSU so far. He actually recruits the East Coast (Philly, NYC, etc.) and the style of play is actually bearable to watch. Really excited for the next few years.
March 9th, 2012 at 9:29 AM
I concede based on my ignorance of the subject matter (reality tv). Admittedly, I watch no reality TV other than the occasional channel surf.
I do not concede on my opinion of her as disgusting based on a highly refined aptitude for recognizing attractive women.
March 9th, 2012 at 9:29 AM
It’s a meme but that was still him. That article we quoted said what the max penalties were (20 years, massive fine) but he plead guilty and prolly had a good lawyer, so his actual penalties were probably 10% of that.
I am of the opinion that it was him, but after yesterday, I doubt we will see him round these parts any time soon.
March 9th, 2012 at 9:30 AM
Any word from Charske?
March 9th, 2012 at 9:31 AM
Minnesota wants to know if you’ll take Tubby off our hands.
Oh god yes. Gophers need to build a new arena and hire a new coach. Every year it’s just the same thing with this guy.
March 9th, 2012 at 9:31 AM
I’m here for the Todd Charske
March 9th, 2012 at 9:31 AM
check out Georgia DUI thread.
March 9th, 2012 at 9:31 AM
/TBL
March 9th, 2012 at 9:32 AM
He just commented twice in the next post.
March 9th, 2012 at 9:32 AM
With Maturi leaving at the end of the year, it wouldn’t surprise me if Tubby did as well.
I like Tub as a coach. I think he has had absolute rotten luck with injuries and douchebags like Devoe Joseph. Minny would have been top 4 in Big 10 with Mbakwe this year. That man is a beast.
They will be hard pressed to find someone better than Smith to come up there. That’s a tough place to recruit.
March 9th, 2012 at 9:32 AM
I could have swore that I saw her yesterday and she had colored it. I admit to not watching as much since I have been hitting the gym in the morning, so maybe it was a repeat or something.
March 9th, 2012 at 9:33 AM
Yes good friends, come on friends aren’t people in Hollywood! to stuck on themselves. Find a friend in your church or somewhere that people care about others!
- Todd Charske
March 9th, 2012 at 9:35 AM
Rondo seems like a massive head case, and I’m a fan of Teague, so I don’t know if I like this deal or not. I’d rather dump Josh Smith to a team with a top-10 pick if that could happen. I wouldn’t be too upset with Rondo, but I think Teague can be a good enough PG with Horford at PF, but ATL needs a scorer as Joe Johnson’s corpse can’t do that anymore.
March 9th, 2012 at 9:35 AM
Yes good friends,
I LOVE YOU!!!!!!!!!!!
March 9th, 2012 at 9:35 AM
I’d love to hear about this as well.
The deal breaker for me is live sports. I’m not interested in exposing my kid to the hot-wing bar scene for games. If I do toss Direct TV, I’ll get MLB tv for the braves games. When college football starts back up, well… not sure what I’ll do.
March 9th, 2012 at 9:35 AM
I do not concede on my opinion of her as disgusting based on a highly refined aptitude for recognizing attractive women.
Impressive retort, good sir. Again, we agree to disagree. I stand by my comment from months ago – virtually all women have attractive qualities. Maybe different, one from another. But in the end, attractive nonetheless.
You see, good sir, women evolve like a fine wine. The variety is key. Plenty of diversity for each of us to enjoy.
/sabres at dawn, my friend
//en garde!
March 9th, 2012 at 9:35 AM
Any word from Charske?
check out Georgia DUI thread.
/puts in dip
//blocks out the next 2 hrs on my outlook calendar
March 9th, 2012 at 9:36 AM
Dang, Todd Charske up in this joint.
March 9th, 2012 at 9:36 AM
i have to take a hot Charske here in a minute.
March 9th, 2012 at 9:37 AM
Charske!
March 9th, 2012 at 9:37 AM
YES
March 9th, 2012 at 9:37 AM
Whenever someone references Charske, Lou Brown’s voice comes in my head, “Someone’s been having some fun with you.”.
March 9th, 2012 at 9:37 AM
Can someone decipher this?
March 9th, 2012 at 9:38 AM
SC, did Charske accept your friend request?
March 9th, 2012 at 9:39 AM
Nope. What’s up with that, Charske?
March 9th, 2012 at 9:40 AM
Some part of me thinks that Todd Charske is some sort of computer whiz and is going to take all of our IP addresses from us searching for him, looking at his linkedin/facebook/blog, and steal our idenities and possibly murder us.
March 9th, 2012 at 9:40 AM
We shouldn’t be friends with people of Hollywood because they’re too full of themselves, but if we find friends in a church they will actually care about us?
/Words of Wisdom with TODD CHARSKE
-chicago
March 9th, 2012 at 9:40 AM
We missed you, Todd Charske. So many questions…
- HtownHacker
March 9th, 2012 at 9:40 AM
The Charkse! He hath returned!
March 9th, 2012 at 9:41 AM
please send again there’s love to go around brother!! nothing like being friends on the internet with someone I;ve never met!
March 9th, 2012 at 9:41 AM
Can someone decipher this?
I’ll give it a shot.
People in Hollywood are too full of themselves and are the fakiest fakes that ever faked. They are not your friends. Go to church and find someone as pure as the driven snow with a heart of gold as your friend. This person is selfless and will do anything for you.
March 9th, 2012 at 9:41 AM
The deal breaker for me is live sports. I’m not interested in exposing my kid to the hot-wing bar scene for games. If I do toss Direct TV, I’ll get MLB tv for the braves games. When college football starts back up, well… not sure what I’ll do.
I read you can get MLB and NBA TV subscription on Apple TV, and if you have a PS3 you can get teh NFL package for like 200 bucks. I just dont know where I would go for the live games on ESPN, I think you would just have to give them up
March 9th, 2012 at 9:41 AM
KG, if you’re right, I may be first. Like in the movies, the black guy always gets killed off first.
Guess I’d better watch my back.
March 9th, 2012 at 9:42 AM
Todd — serious question, why do you put your name out there so easily for people to search? Don’t you like some form of privacy?
March 9th, 2012 at 9:42 AM
Htown please the Doctor is in! Ask and you shall receive.
Funny thread my friends!
March 9th, 2012 at 9:42 AM
“I am a Chinese forum spam bot.”
March 9th, 2012 at 9:42 AM
please send again there’s love to go around brother!! nothing like being friends on the internet with someone I;ve never met!
; > ‘
/Charske’d
March 9th, 2012 at 9:42 AM
I wanted to beat him with an axe after he stranded Chauncey the dog in the streets of Manhattan.
I haven’t been able to watch anymore episodes of Mad Men since I saw that one. That just depressed the shit outta me.
BTW…what’s with this Charske shit? Who/what/when/where/why? I’m serious; I’ve got no clue how this became a thing.
March 9th, 2012 at 9:42 AM
please send again there’s love to go around brother!! nothing like being friends on the internet with someone I;ve never met!
You forgot -Todd Charske!!
March 9th, 2012 at 9:43 AM
This is too good to be true.
- NDub
March 9th, 2012 at 9:43 AM
Did anyone watch the Top Chef reunion show? I think I’m in love with Grayson, and I would like someone to murder Heather with an icepick.
March 9th, 2012 at 9:44 AM
ESPN3 carries most of the ESPN games online. Is there any reason you couldn’t get that from Apple TV?
I would worry about video and audio quality. If you have a great HD TV, is the quality of picture good enough to switch?
March 9th, 2012 at 9:44 AM
The government should contract Charske to mediate all foreign disputes from here on out. Charske is the everyman.
March 9th, 2012 at 9:44 AM
Ha. I laughed at this.
GG13
March 9th, 2012 at 9:44 AM
Heldover, don’t look for an explanation. Just go with it.
March 9th, 2012 at 9:44 AM
Charske! heading out at 3:00 to hit the golf course, you in buddy?
-arkbadger
March 9th, 2012 at 9:45 AM
Kinggriz why does it matter? Am I doing something that I should hide? Why do people use an alias? Do people require privacy because they say things that they shouldn;t say? If that;s the case then you shouldn;t say it in the first place. My thoughts if you really want privacy through your name out there on meaningless blog like this and if people really want to “search” you then they’ll get board with the stuff they have to sift through.
March 9th, 2012 at 9:45 AM
Funny thread my friends!
This guy is the MAN!
-KingGrizz
March 9th, 2012 at 9:46 AM
He’s not signing his posts anymore! Im so confused!
March 9th, 2012 at 9:46 AM
This day has just gotten better and better.
Charske, whats up with the 300+ grams of coke?
March 9th, 2012 at 9:46 AM
Arkbadge tee ‘em up! Gotta tell me your real name to play golf with though
March 9th, 2012 at 9:46 AM
Todd Charske, tell us about your 328 grams of cocaine and mortgage fraud.
- NDub
March 9th, 2012 at 9:47 AM
Bobby Hebert is a fully functioning retard.
-devang
March 9th, 2012 at 9:47 AM
they’ll get board with the stuff they have to sift through.
unless the stuff involves criminal convictions, cocaine, and jumping into the arms of FBI agents.
March 9th, 2012 at 9:48 AM
Kinggriz why does it matter?
To each his own Todd — I appreciate your candor.
March 9th, 2012 at 9:48 AM
I’ll take Todd Charske overload over Kate Upton overload. But that’s just me.
March 9th, 2012 at 9:48 AM
Todd Charske, what are you thoughts on the relationship between social media/networking and the arguable decline of society as a whole?
March 9th, 2012 at 9:48 AM
Todd Charske was one of the Superfans, right?
March 9th, 2012 at 9:48 AM
Can somebody at least tell me which thread this thing got started in?
March 9th, 2012 at 9:49 AM
Yo shit got crazy last night and I’m all out. Spot me a few grams?
March 9th, 2012 at 9:49 AM
Kinggriz why does it matter? Am I doing something that I should hide? Why do people use an alias? Do people require privacy because they say things that they shouldn;t say? If that;s the case then you shouldn;t say it in the first place. My thoughts if you really want privacy through your name out there on meaningless blog like this and if people really want to “search” you then they’ll get board with the stuff they have to sift through.
So good!
March 9th, 2012 at 9:49 AM
My thoughts if you really want privacy through your name out there on meaningless blog like this
Hey, now. It may be meaningless to you, Todd Charske, but it means a lot to me. You wound me, sir.
March 9th, 2012 at 9:49 AM
High five. Grayson is all mine, though. Heather can jump off of a cliff.
March 9th, 2012 at 9:50 AM
Ndub media frenzy things – in the office I;m the owner so my name makes the paper?!?! if that type article was out there with your name attached to it would you try and flood the internet with your name?
March 9th, 2012 at 9:51 AM
Can somebody at least tell me which thread this thing got started in?
Peyton Manning tip from yesterday
March 9th, 2012 at 9:52 AM
Can somebody at least tell me which thread this thing got started in?
Peyton manning’s server got fired thread from yesterday.
March 9th, 2012 at 9:52 AM
I was Best Man in a Catholic wedding a few years back and had to kneel through the entire 1 hour service.
The priest for our wedding told us we would have to kneel the entire time, I looked at him and said “not if you want me to walk out of the church.” He found chairs for us and, somehow, the world didn’t end. Kneeling= stupid
March 9th, 2012 at 9:53 AM
The detail on the header needs to be changed from “Fired for Posting Peyton’s Tip” to “Charske: Where Amazing Happens”
March 9th, 2012 at 9:53 AM
Probably would cause a fan riot. They’d be getting Josh Smith and a decent PG back, though.
March 9th, 2012 at 9:54 AM
But, Todd Charske, you were more than just in the office. You fled through the backdoor with a sandbucket full of the white powder. 328 grams to be exact. And you jumped into the arms of an FBI agent. Explain.
- NDub
March 9th, 2012 at 9:54 AM
she not hispanic enough for you?
March 9th, 2012 at 9:55 AM
Arkbadge tee ‘em up! Gotta tell me your real name to play golf with though
that’s not creepy or anything.
March 9th, 2012 at 9:55 AM
Todd Charske, tell us about your 328 grams of cocaine and mortgage fraud.
- NDub
High five for getting questions answered — highlight of my day for sure.
March 9th, 2012 at 9:55 AM
ESPN3 carries most of the ESPN games online. Is there any reason you couldn’t get that from Apple TV?
I would worry about video and audio quality. If you have a great HD TV, is the quality of picture good enough to switch
The new Apple TV they are releasing is 1080p so if you have the HD tv you should be good, I dont have a DVD player so I use my cpu when I got to the Redbox and the pcture and audio is great. So I dont think there would be a problem there. Does ESPN 3 have all the games like you can pick which ones you want to watch or is whatever they decide to show in that time slot?
March 9th, 2012 at 9:56 AM
cowherd just tweeted a link to the manning article… that’s why the site is slow as shit.
March 9th, 2012 at 9:56 AM
I’ve got the feeling this is going to turn into an Occupy: Roundup type of morning.
March 9th, 2012 at 9:57 AM
When irishmafia introduced the term LEGEND to this blog, I believe this is the type of thing he was talking about.
March 9th, 2012 at 9:57 AM
Ha! So its only because youre the owner that you made the paper, not fleeing an FBI raid with a bucket full o cocaine that did it.
March 9th, 2012 at 9:57 AM
cowherd just tweeted a link to the manning article… that’s why the site is slow as shit.
The Charske article?!
March 9th, 2012 at 9:58 AM
Is this a fake Charske? Smells like vezina to me.
March 9th, 2012 at 9:59 AM
Is this a fake Charske? Smells like vezina to me.
I was thinking the same thing.
March 9th, 2012 at 9:59 AM
I don’t check it all the time, but they had the ESPN and ESPN2 games on 3 yesterday during the day. It would be something to research though…
March 9th, 2012 at 10:00 AM
No, the farce one that CRM just wrote
March 9th, 2012 at 10:00 AM
Charske FTW!
March 9th, 2012 at 10:00 AM
The Charske article?!
No, CRM’s epic troll job.
March 9th, 2012 at 10:01 AM
Link the article or gtfo.
-Reg Dunlap
March 9th, 2012 at 10:02 AM
Could be actually. I can’t believe that the real Charske would ever forget to sign his name in a comment.
March 9th, 2012 at 10:02 AM
Don’t you bastards dare chase him away. The legend must continue.
March 9th, 2012 at 10:03 AM
That would be a deal breaker, I don’t care if we’re brothers, I’m not doing that. Does only the Best Man have to kneel? Or does the Maid of Honor have to as well? I’m not friends with any Catholics so excuse my ignorance.
March 9th, 2012 at 10:03 AM
/dying
March 9th, 2012 at 10:04 AM
Yup, was thinking the same thing. It’s like second nature to him. Right after mortgage fraud.
March 9th, 2012 at 10:05 AM
I’m voting fake Charske, but don’t know the rules on user names here.
March 9th, 2012 at 10:05 AM
I am confused. But it is a good thing. Should we hold hands and sing? I think we should probably hold hands and sing.
Sousedbergin
March 9th, 2012 at 10:05 AM
Could be actually. I can’t believe that the real Charske would ever forget to sign his name in a comment.
I think you may be right. It has the telltale marks of a vezina comment; the all lowercase words, the ‘;’ instead of an apostrophe. Yes, this man’s a not the real Todd Charske.
March 9th, 2012 at 10:06 AM
Here.
And this one is awesome.
March 9th, 2012 at 10:06 AM
High five. Grayson is all mine, though. Heather can jump off of a cliff.
I’m already looking forward to the next TC All Stars since there is no doubt Grayson will be on it.
March 9th, 2012 at 10:06 AM
Charske I like your style. If you read this site you’ll see we get after it a bit here but you bring something to the table. Keep on keeping on.
Scripty
March 9th, 2012 at 10:06 AM
This is some BS! The team with the best record in the East played last night, and lost to a team led by the laziest player in the League, and we can’t get a BalLin’? Damn.
March 9th, 2012 at 10:07 AM
ndub just got himself into the commentor HOF with this:
“You fled through the backdoor with a sandbucket full of the white powder. 328 grams to be exact. And you jumped into the arms of an FBI agent. Explain.”
Oh and Charske, can you explain how you were able to pull off a $200k plus fraud?
March 9th, 2012 at 10:08 AM
I recommend you jailbreak it and put xbmc on it immediately. The world is your oyster in that scenario.
March 9th, 2012 at 10:09 AM
There is all kinds of stuff bubbling underneath this one.
March 9th, 2012 at 10:10 AM
Yes, this man’s a not the real Todd Charske.
“a not the?”
/idiot
March 9th, 2012 at 10:11 AM
Impersonating Charske will get you federal prison time. I don’t think we can accept that kind of behavior around here.
March 9th, 2012 at 10:12 AM
I thought Ice Films sucks now because of Megaupload getting shut down? I just run an old laptop with a wireless keyboard and mouse. All you need is the chrome browser to watch anything and everything.
March 9th, 2012 at 10:12 AM
Dwight Howard has gotten 7 offensive rebounds in each of the last two games. I imagine he’s moved up on those offensive rebounding lists someone was quoting.
March 9th, 2012 at 10:12 AM
Crawling here right now.
March 9th, 2012 at 10:13 AM
Thanks NDub. Classic!
-Reg Dunlap
March 9th, 2012 at 10:14 AM
Charske is a shot of adrenaline.
March 9th, 2012 at 10:17 AM
Glad I could help. This is the type of stuff you just can’t make up.
-NDub
March 9th, 2012 at 10:17 AM
married by a judge >>>> married in a church by a priest
married by hotel preacher in vegas >>> all else
Married by Elvis in Vegas >>> all else
March 9th, 2012 at 10:17 AM
I recommend you jailbreak it and put xbmc on it immediately. The world is your oyster in that scenario.
Can you summarize? Or should I google?
March 9th, 2012 at 10:17 AM
Ice Films does kinda suck, but should be improved in a couple weeks apparently. Fastpasstv however is still pretty decent. I mainly use the hulu+, netflix, xbmc, Amazon, sportsdevil and NBA.tv apps as of now.
March 9th, 2012 at 10:20 AM
It’s fairly obvious that he reads The Big Lead and is sticking it to Rusty and me.
March 9th, 2012 at 10:22 AM
It’s fairly obvious that he reads The Big Lead and is sticking it to Rusty and me.
Myself as well. Who knew we could help impact his game?
March 9th, 2012 at 10:32 AM
Well, you can google Seas0nPass and that should show you how to jailbreak it. You probably need to install an sssh client, I’d recommend FileZilla if you have a pc. After that you’d need to look up “nitotv” and from there you’d be able to install xbmc from your appletv.
March 9th, 2012 at 10:33 AM
Infant daughter did that to me. Funny how instant reaction is to try and “catch” the the 6oz of baby vomit with a cupped hand….aint happening.
. This!
and Sheetz is the Sheeet!
March 9th, 2012 at 10:35 AM
@me0713
Google this verbatim and click on the 1st link. For some reason work won’t let me post links. “*READ THIS 1st BEFORE POSTING* How to Install, Jailbreak and other FAQs”
March 9th, 2012 at 10:36 AM
Well, you can google Seas0nPass and that should show you how to jailbreak it. You probably need to install an sssh client, I’d recommend FileZilla if you have a pc. After that you’d need to look up “nitotv” and from there you’d be able to install xbmc from your appletv.
Thanks for the info man. Much appreciated
March 9th, 2012 at 10:37 AM
Google this verbatim and click on the 1st link. For some reason work won’t let me post links. “*READ THIS 1st BEFORE POSTING* How to Install, Jailbreak and other FAQs”
Got it, thanks
March 9th, 2012 at 11:46 AM
I must say, for someone who’s been rode hard and put away wet for many a year now, she’s looking mighty bodacious there.