Manning Headed to Philadelphia According to Holmgren

From the NJ.com/AP:
The Philadelphia Flyers announced Thursday that they have recalled 5-11, 180-pound RW Harry Zolnierczyk and 6-1, 195-pound D Brandon Manning from their American Hockey League affiliate, the Adirondack Phantoms, according to general manager Paul Holmgren.
This will be Brandon Manning’s first stint in the NHL. Surprisingly, Zolnierczyk doesn’t seem to garner the same amount of interest as Manning. What? Oh, you thought I was talking about free agent Peyton Manning and Browns’ President Mike Holmgren? I guess that’s an understandable mistake, but why would Peyton sign with the Eagles? They already have Michael Vick. I suppose he could take Vince Young’s spot as the backup, but Jeremy Maclin already has his jersey number. Peyton Manning is definitely going to want to go somewhere he can start and wear his number. Philadelphia makes no sense. [NJ.com, Getty]

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March 9th, 2012 at 9:41 AM
weak
March 9th, 2012 at 9:41 AM
Not your finest work, Cousin Ron.
March 9th, 2012 at 9:42 AM
CRM. Come on.
March 9th, 2012 at 9:44 AM
Oh my.
March 9th, 2012 at 9:44 AM
/checking the calendar
//not April 1st
All this Todd Charske talk got you burned out, brotha?
March 9th, 2012 at 9:44 AM
PS, if the headline were true, my husband would triple orgasm. Eagles are first, but he’s always had a side fling with the Colts and Manning.
March 9th, 2012 at 9:45 AM
This kid can dance.
March 9th, 2012 at 9:45 AM
Gold, Jerry.
March 9th, 2012 at 9:47 AM
Classic penis move that one would only get from the TMZ of the sports world
March 9th, 2012 at 9:50 AM
The fuck did I do?
- CRM
March 9th, 2012 at 9:52 AM
Doesn’t happen often, but I’m totally with TBL on this. It’s mildly funny, but the captions put it over the top.
March 9th, 2012 at 9:55 AM
First off, bravo to CRM for the total fake out here.
Second, I would take Manning over Vick in a Todd Charske cocaine heartbeat.
March 9th, 2012 at 10:00 AM
These last two days have provided so many laugh out loud moments. I’m in tears over here.
March 9th, 2012 at 10:03 AM
lawl.
March 9th, 2012 at 10:04 AM
Terrible, CRM.
March 9th, 2012 at 10:04 AM
Did Charske put you up to this CRM? It seems like Cowherd reads the same amount of the post as TBL does the roundup links.
March 9th, 2012 at 10:04 AM
He’s gotta work on his Manning face. Looks too sad and pathetic. Needs more impatience and frustration.
March 9th, 2012 at 10:08 AM
boo.
March 9th, 2012 at 10:10 AM
This is the best Movie Bank Heist post I’ve ever seen.
March 9th, 2012 at 10:10 AM
I admit it, I laughed.
March 9th, 2012 at 10:10 AM
as much as i love the manning face, i find tom brady giving teammates eskimo kisses to be far more embarrassing.
March 9th, 2012 at 10:11 AM
Funny.
March 9th, 2012 at 10:12 AM
I think it’s endearing
March 9th, 2012 at 10:13 AM
Eh the Flyers’ twitter account yesterday posted “MANNING COMES TO PHILADELPHIA!”
March 9th, 2012 at 10:13 AM
Tom Brady’s just more versatile in his frustration. Whether it’s spiking a Gatorade cup or sitting on the ground with his hands in his lap after a lollipop INT.
March 9th, 2012 at 10:14 AM
Where’s all the love, man?
- johndewar
March 9th, 2012 at 10:16 AM
Or laying into the OL coach.
March 9th, 2012 at 10:17 AM
Eskimo brothers >>>> Eskimo kisses
-Reg Dunlap
March 9th, 2012 at 10:18 AM
That’s true. Not quite as good as the Manning/Saturday kerfluffle, but that’s probably because there wasn’t a decent chance the OL coach could have choked Brady to death on the sideline.
March 9th, 2012 at 10:19 AM
BOOOO!!!
/throws random vegetables
//wonders if people really did throw vegetables at stage acts or if that’s just something from the movies
March 9th, 2012 at 10:20 AM
This is his new go-to move
March 9th, 2012 at 10:21 AM
I must say… my twitter feed being filled with twitpics of spring training line ups that I could care less about is not a trend I’m particularly fond of.
March 9th, 2012 at 10:22 AM
Brooks Conrad is playing in a SS game today guys!
/totally relevant!
March 9th, 2012 at 10:25 AM
If you scroll back a couple hours, you’ll see my new pair of skis!
#humblebrag
March 9th, 2012 at 10:26 AM
or sounding like the Bud from the show Flipper whenever he gets excited.
March 9th, 2012 at 10:32 AM
March 9th, 2012 at 10:33 AM
Brutal
March 9th, 2012 at 11:53 AM
TBL would think this is funny, naturally
March 9th, 2012 at 12:06 PM
I appreciate a fine jape as well as the next fellow, good sir, but really! I must protest this outrage.