love oderus urugus’ political commentary.

For some time people have been harping on me to sound off on my opinions regarding the upcoming Presidential elections, and to state my endorsement of a paticular candidate. Never one to shy away from cheap publicity, for some reason I did. The reason? Simply put, all the offered choices are so nauseatingly banal that there is no flavor I favor. I hate all of them, and their institutions make me sick. They all suck so bad that I cannot begin to do anything other than reject everything they stand for, and can endorse no party or candidate so much as I heartily cry for their destruction, lust for them to be tasked and scourged with fire and whips, and yearn to see great clouds of insects set upon their genitals, and feast upon their diseased and dripping dick slits and big rotten pussies. Do not vote for them, gather in mobs and attack them in their homes — drag them into the streets and impale them upon a gigantic wheel of over-sized knives, and this goes for Obama too!

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Brah, you gotta commit.
March Madness 2012 | VCU NCAA Tournament Dancing | Celebrity Sex Tape

He fills GWAR will make him ejaculate and that overall, GWAR’s stage presence will be more frightening than the prospect of a DRE, and afterwards he may suffer from a benign prostatic hyperplasia… ah screw this.

every morning, a roundup. We get it already.

They are coming here at the end of the month, I want to go really badly. A friend of mine is studying to be a urologist and he is really into it — there is a joke there somewhere, I just cant find it.

Since I’m doing one for every team, I’m kind of using the same title for consistency. You may notice that the terms 2012, March Madness, and NCAA Tournament also appear.

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Me: Why do you like GWAR?
Other guy: They do awesome stuff with chainsaws and blood.
Me: What’s their music like?
Other guy: Huh?

I haven’t seen 5 consecutive minutes of any college game all year, but as long as it doesn’t offend you, I’m going to watch the tournament.

I’m just saying I find it funny that they all love VCU and Smart and they never watch the team play. The tournament will be fine with or without VCU.

I haven’t seen 5 consecutive minutes of any college game all year, but as long as it doesn’t offend you, I’m going to watch the tournament.

it’s better than “get some run”

So I just looked up GWAR on wikipedia and I am now more confused as to what the hell that is.

Are they classified as “shock rock?” Either way they fucking suck.

If Shaka Smart had a name like John Smith, would anyone still be able to name the VCU coach? Or care about their team? Most people have already forgotten about the great Anthony Grant.

Sam Beam (Iron & Wine)

Going deep into the Indie catalog

several members of GWAR

hail Saddam-a-go-go!

I’d have them courtside at every game. Screw the Cameron Crazies! We got GWAR!