Ryan Fitzpatrick’s Hair is Ecstatic to Have Stevie Johnson Back

All, Hair issues, NBA Tim Ryan March 5th. 2012, 11:03am

Stevie Johnson and the Buffalo Bills have agreed to a contract extension reportedly worth $36.25 million over five years with $19.5 million guaranteed. To celebrate the good news, Bills quarterback Ryan Fitzpatrick paid a visit to what had to have been an 11-year-old barber who hastily etched “HE’S BACK” into the side of his head, along with what appears to be a poorly prepared, half-assed Tic-tac-toe board directly above it.

We have all different ways of expressing our love for one another, but considering his teammate’s name is in fact “Stevie,” celebrating in this manner feels more than appropriate.

[via Mike Freeman]

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60 Responses to “Ryan Fitzpatrick’s Hair is Ecstatic to Have Stevie Johnson Back”

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pkiguy22 Says:
March 5th, 2012 at 11:06 AM
with what appears to be a poorly prepared, half-assed Tic-tac-toe board above it.
You see tic-tac-toe, I see swastika
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ms621 Says:
March 5th, 2012 at 11:06 AM
Is that a swastika?
So can I assume that the Olivia Munn and Christina Hendricks leaked nude pictures have already been addressed here this morning?
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spencer096 Says:
March 5th, 2012 at 11:08 AM
You see tic-tac-toe, I see swastika
this.
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José Ovechkin Says:
March 5th, 2012 at 11:09 AM
I love that. You never see white guys do this with their hair, I think they need to pick up some slack.
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The Wayne Fontes Safari Says:
March 5th, 2012 at 11:09 AM
Eva Braun shaved the same thing into her pubes.
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H.E. Pennypacker Says:
March 5th, 2012 at 11:10 AM
so can I assume that the Olivia Munn and Christina Hendricks leaked nude pictures have already been addressed here this morning?
no… but please, enlighten us.
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pkiguy22 Says:
March 5th, 2012 at 11:10 AM
Eva Braun shaved the same thing into her pubes.
She always was the funny one of the 2
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SouvenirCity Says:
March 5th, 2012 at 11:10 AM
So can I assume that the Olivia Munn and Christina Hendricks leaked nude pictures have already been addressed here this morning?
I heard about Munn. Not Mrs. Harris though.
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ms621 Says:
March 5th, 2012 at 11:11 AM
Olivia Munn: http://egotastic.com/2012/03/olivia-munn-denies-that-raunchy-new-pics-firing-round-the-web-are-actually-her/
Christine Hendricks: http://www.idontlikeyouinthatway.com/2012/03/christina-hendricks-is-leaked.html
NSFW of course.
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José Ovechkin Says:
March 5th, 2012 at 11:12 AM
We have all different ways of expressing our love for one another, but considering his teammate’s name is in fact “Stevie,” celebrating in this manner feels more than appropriate.
Also this made me bust out laughing in my cubicle.
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SouvenirCity Says:
March 5th, 2012 at 11:13 AM
IDLYITW always makes me think of V4L.
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MP Says:
March 5th, 2012 at 11:14 AM
He shouldn’t have used MS Paint to design the stencil.
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ButtersBC Says:
March 5th, 2012 at 11:14 AM
Compared to Blake Lively/Scarlett Johannson those are weaksauce even if they’re not fake
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cracker jack Says:
March 5th, 2012 at 11:14 AM
IDLYITW always makes me think of V4L.
Me too. I miss that lady.
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Linseed oil voice and Asian charm Says:
March 5th, 2012 at 11:15 AM
Yep, the whole gallery of Munn and Hendricks
http://imgur.com/a/G5iyO
NSFW
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José Ovechkin Says:
March 5th, 2012 at 11:15 AM
Olivia Munn: http://egotastic.com/2012/03/olivia-munn-denies-that-raunchy-new-pics-firing-round-the-web-are-actually-her/
Christine Hendricks: http://www.idontlikeyouinthatway.com/2012/03/christina-hendricks-is-leaked.html
I hate that I don’t get cell service at work.
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ms621 Says:
March 5th, 2012 at 11:16 AM
Compared to Blake Lively/Scarlett Johannson those are weaksauce even if they’re not fake
Yes and no. Weak on the overall nudity, but tits are tits. And if that one photo of Olivia Munn where she wrote that she likes having her fart box tongued by Chris Pine is real….well I’d say we learned a lot about her today.
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captain_spalding Says:
March 5th, 2012 at 11:16 AM
Olivia Munn=the milk’s gone bad!!!
/rick james’d
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spencer096 Says:
March 5th, 2012 at 11:17 AM
hendricks’ were awesome.
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ms621 Says:
March 5th, 2012 at 11:18 AM
hendricks’ were awesome.
You old sailor, you.
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payaso Says:
March 5th, 2012 at 11:19 AM
Hernia, you think he uses Mitch?
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ms621 Says:
March 5th, 2012 at 11:19 AM
I keep looking at Ryan Fitzpatrick’s hair and I still see swastika. Racist asshole.
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H.E. Pennypacker Says:
March 5th, 2012 at 4:26 PM
Compared to Blake Lively/Scarlett Johannson those are weaksauce even if they’re not fake
I dunno, Munn has an amazing body.
/team tanned/nice legs/flat stomach
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cracker jack Says:
March 5th, 2012 at 11:27 AM
FATAL ERROR
J-Mac, come on.. cant you get USA Today to buy you a better server?
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MP Says:
March 5th, 2012 at 11:34 AM
“Where is everybody today?” -TBL
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KingGrizz Says:
March 5th, 2012 at 11:35 AM
/team tanned/nice legs/flat stomach
You are really putting yourself out there with this claim
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Lorenzo Von Matterhorn Says:
March 5th, 2012 at 11:35 AM
hendricks’ were awesome.
You old sailor, you.
Those are definitely built for comfort.
/Team bewbs
//Eff these server issues today
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MP Says:
March 5th, 2012 at 11:35 AM
/team tanned/nice legs/flat stomach
“/team pasty white/tree trunks/fupa” -nobody
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KingGrizz Says:
March 5th, 2012 at 11:35 AM
H.E. Pennypacker Says:
March 5th, 2012 at 4:26 PM
Also from the future, awesome
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vezina Says:
March 5th, 2012 at 11:36 AM
me too cj. but i’m back!
this hair art doesn’t seem to be in the caucasian skill set
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Clayton Cargill Says:
March 5th, 2012 at 11:36 AM
FATAL ERROR
J-Mac, come on.. c
fatal error? First I’m hearing about it.
/JMac
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vezina Says:
March 5th, 2012 at 11:37 AM
grizz what hangover food did you go with?
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H.E. Pennypacker Says:
March 5th, 2012 at 11:37 AM
You are really putting yourself out there with this claim
tell that to the person claiming these are weaksauce.
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Linseed oil voice and Asian charm Says:
March 5th, 2012 at 11:40 AM
Eva Braun shaved the same thing into her pubes.
Wonder if Leni Reifenstahl ever made a Hitler-Eva porno.
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KingGrizz Says:
March 5th, 2012 at 11:41 AM
grizz what hangover food did you go with?
I went with the rare lunchtime order, but also get the food for dinner. I got a 5 cheese calzone that was so good I thought about calling the shop and complimenthing them. And a meatball sub for dinner. I did appreciate you responding yesterday, TBL is a wasteland on weekend mornings.
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ms621 Says:
March 5th, 2012 at 11:41 AM
Wonder if Leni Reifenstahl ever made a Hitler-Eva porno.
If she did, it was the most epic porn ever.
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Cowboy Mike's Red Hot Ricochet Barbecue Sauce Says:
March 5th, 2012 at 11:41 AM
Grizz you ever eat at Excuses? Hands down the best wings I’ve had in this city.
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vezina Says:
March 5th, 2012 at 11:42 AM
So can I assume that the Olivia Munn and Christina Hendricks leaked nude pictures have already been addressed here this morning?
if you were fb friends with the right folks you’d have overdiscussed these last night
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KingGrizz Says:
March 5th, 2012 at 11:43 AM
Grizz you ever eat at Excuses? Hands down the best wings I’ve had in this city.
I have never eaten there, but I will take this reccomendation. I thought Archie’s had good wings too — my fantasy baseball draft is actually at Excuses, so I will get wings for sure. Any certian type of flavor.
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ms621 Says:
March 5th, 2012 at 11:44 AM
if you were fb friends with the right folks you’d have overdiscussed these last night
I much prefer to discuss nudity on the internet on a website where I have anonymity. Doing so on facebook would not entail me preserving that.
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Cowboy Mike's Red Hot Ricochet Barbecue Sauce Says:
March 5th, 2012 at 11:45 AM
I have never eaten there, but I will take this reccomendation. I thought Archie’s had good wings too — my fantasy baseball draft is actually at Excuses, so I will get wings for sure. Any certian type of flavor.
We actually were going to goto Archie’s Saturday to do aggressive day drinking and watch college basketball all day. Fuckers don’t open until five. On Saturday. What the hell? So we went to excuses, granted the gf’s best friend is one of the bartenders and we always go there so I’m not sure why we didn’t go in the first place.
The hot ones are what I go with. They put on a dry rub before they’re cooked, and then do the sauce, and the portions are huge. Highly recommended.
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KingGrizz Says:
March 5th, 2012 at 11:47 AM
We actually were going to goto Archie’s Saturday to do aggressive day drinking and watch college basketball all day.
One of my favorite spots on Carson St. — no frills bar with great bar food and cheap drinks. Can’t really go wrong.
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KingGrizz Says:
March 5th, 2012 at 11:48 AM
And I’m in on that wing order — hopefully I remember
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vezina Says:
March 5th, 2012 at 11:49 AM
I much prefer to discuss nudity on the internet on a website where I have anonymity. Doing so on facebook would not entail me preserving that.
there’s also instant messaging which is private….but i get what you’re saying
/fiance has balls in straitjacket
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Cowboy Mike's Red Hot Ricochet Barbecue Sauce Says:
March 5th, 2012 at 11:50 AM
One of my favorite spots on Carson St. — no frills bar with great bar food and cheap drinks. Can’t really go wrong.
Unless you want to get drunk before five apparently. I mean I started drinking at seven in the morning so I was needing a pickmeup around then, but goddamn that’s retarded.
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ms621 Says:
March 5th, 2012 at 11:52 AM
/fiance has balls in straitjacket
Not so much her as potential future employers.
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vezina Says:
March 5th, 2012 at 11:54 AM
Not so much her as potential future employers.
how do they get access?
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ms621 Says:
March 5th, 2012 at 11:57 AM
how do they get access?
I don’t know. The world is fucking crazy though.
My father is an executive recruiter mainly in healthcare. He used to be a crime and investigative reporter for the Houston Post. So he knows how to find things in a person’s past. He has told me that many employers routinely look through a person’s Facebook page and do web searches of the person’s name to see what it comes up as associated with before offering any position.
Better safe than sorry and all that.
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HuskerDawg Says:
March 5th, 2012 at 12:00 PM
Good god I hope for Hendrick’s sake that isn’t her. Woof.
Munn, on the other hand, looks hot as fuck.
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ms621 Says:
March 5th, 2012 at 12:02 PM
Good god I hope for Hendrick’s sake that isn’t her. Woof.
But curvy/busty doesn’t really seem to be your type. So your judgment is peppered with that bias.
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vezina Says:
March 5th, 2012 at 12:04 PM
But curvy/busty doesn’t really seem to be your type. So your judgment is peppered with that bias.
her face, she is broken
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ms621 Says:
March 5th, 2012 at 12:04 PM
her face, she is broken
She has a face?
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HuskerDawg Says:
March 5th, 2012 at 12:05 PM
But curvy/busty doesn’t really seem to be your type. So your judgment is peppered with that bias.
Busty is fine, curvy is fine. But pale-as-fuck with fat ass thighs is where I draw the line. But yeah, she has big tits. Bravo to her.
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ms621 Says:
March 5th, 2012 at 12:05 PM
I see no face in this picture my friend.
And I kind of like this picture.
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ms621 Says:
March 5th, 2012 at 12:06 PM
Busty is fine, curvy is fine. But pale-as-fuck with fat ass thighs is where I draw the line
It’s how a woman is built. But different strokes for different folks make the world go round.
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vezina Says:
March 5th, 2012 at 12:08 PM
the interesting thing about this imgur is that they are two opposite bodies. hendricks was not as sacry as i was fearing, but she is always a bad eating/drinking week away from 3 spins
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vezina Says:
March 5th, 2012 at 12:10 PM
I see no face in this picture my friend.
the erect nipples make this a killer app, however with no face i have seen question about whther they are hers
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ms621 Says:
March 5th, 2012 at 12:16 PM
the erect nipples make this a killer app, however with no face i have seen question about whther they are hers
Well that picture was apparently with all of the others, which her rep confirmed were her (mainly because it was impossible for it to be anyone else). But they are saying the picture of her tits is a fake….but considering it apparently came from the same source, I find that difficult to believe.
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vezina Says:
March 5th, 2012 at 12:20 PM
idc either way, they are fantastic
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ms621 Says:
March 5th, 2012 at 12:21 PM
Exactly vez. Boobs are almost always nice.