From the headline, you probably assume that Detroit’s defense just took their dirty play to a whole new level. Nope. Apparently, Chad Ochocinco was at a Voices For Children charity event last night when a lion answered nature’s call all over the Patriot’s face. As anyone does these days, he chronicled his embarrassment on Twitter.

@ochocinco: Swear to lil 10 pound bearded baby Jesus I just got peed on by a real “Lion” I’m not lying either. And y’all wonder why I don’t go out!!!!!

@ochocinco: I never go out at night n the night I do I get peed on by a real “Lion” I feel honored, who can say they got peed on by a “Lion”

@EvelynLozada: The Lion did some R.Kelly shit on @ochocinco LMFAO!!!!!!!! #PissPiss

@ochocinco: I wasn’t that close, he sprayed like a water gun RT @mizzmccord: how in the world did u even get close enough to a lion to get pee’d on?

Only Ocho. Even when he has an incident at a party, it’s not a fight. It’s just a wild animal peeing in his face.

[Lion via @ochocinco, h/t: @HPbasketball]