Robert Griffin III Has Won Over Columnists, All of Whom Want Their Team – Redskins, Dolphins, Browns – to Trade For Him
Robert Griffin III won the Heisman trophy at Baylor. He threw for over 7,500 yards the last two seasons! He ran a wide receiver-like 4.38 40 at the NFL combine (later amended to a 4.41). By all accounts, he’s a smart, level-headed kid. I’m sure he scored off the charts on the Wonderlic.
Since the St. Louis Rams are drafting 2nd and don’t need a QB, they’re shopping the pick. The highest bidder will get it. The likely suitors: Washington, Cleveland, and Miami. Peter King says there is a “mystery team,” which sounds an awful lot like a ploy Scott Boras uses when trying to peddle his free agents (peddling the message, usually: Jon Heyman) and drive up the price.
Not surprisingly, columnists in those cities are foaming at the mouth for Griffin, and insisting their local team ask the Rams what they want and fork it over.
If you need a good laugh:
But Griffin is different. He’s not another fading star at the end of his career. His star is rising quickly — and the Redskins should latch on for the ride.
Anyone who has watched the polished Heisman Trophy winner from Baylor knows he has something special. It’s not just Griffin’s outstanding arm strength or that he’s faster than many wide receivers (seriously, though, his 40-yard dash time of 4.41 is ridiculous).
He has poise. He has presence. Just call it the “it” factor.
This is the time for Miami to be daring and creative and not run scared from the idea that trading away future draft picks is blasphemy.
There is a reason he is a presumed No. 2 overall pick and why there is costly competition for his services. Comes to mind the phrase “you get what you pay for.”
So pay, Dolphins.
Outbid and out dream the Cleveland Browns and Washington Redskins and anybody else with the gumption and vision to enter into the trade-up sweepstakes.
The Browns obviously have no great desire to give up first-round draft picks, especially with all the positions of need listed above, but I believe it would be one of their all-time gaffes if they don’t do what it takes to trade with the Rams at No. 2 and bring Griffin to Cleveland.
The ascent of Griffin has been nothing short of fascinating. Back in November, he was the 4th QB on Mel Kiper’s draft board, behind Landry Jones and Matt Barkley. In October, Todd McShay didn’t even have him ranked among his top 32 players. Last year, another QB rose from relative obscurity in the early Fall and surged near the top of the draft board in January. He also put up big numbers. He also played in the Big 12. His name: Blaine Gabbert.
Previously: 2012 NFL Draft: Who is Going to Trade Up to the No. 2 Spot to Pick Baylor’s Robert Griffin?
Previously: What is the Rams’ Second Overall Pick Really Worth? Not Nearly as Much as the Rams Want

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March 2nd, 2012 at 3:19 PM
His name was also Cam Newton, except for the Big-12 part.
March 2nd, 2012 at 3:19 PM
Go mystery team!
March 2nd, 2012 at 3:22 PM
Can you blame them? He’s freakishly talented and really fucking smart. Who wouldn’t want him?
March 2nd, 2012 at 3:54 PM
Indianapolis
March 2nd, 2012 at 3:55 PM
They’d love to have him I’m sure. That doesn’t mean they wouldn’t love someone else (in this case Luck) more.
March 2nd, 2012 at 3:55 PM
I pretty much assume all the sports talk show callers here who dont want RG3 are stubborn racists.
March 2nd, 2012 at 3:56 PM
Yeah, same as that Aaron Rodgers kid. Whatever happened to him?
March 2nd, 2012 at 3:56 PM
the mystery team in question when it involves Boras is the Yanks. it is always the Yanks.
March 2nd, 2012 at 3:56 PM
a) mcshay is a fucking moron
b) see a
March 2nd, 2012 at 3:56 PM
also, id still take barkley above RGIII if barkley was coming out.
March 2nd, 2012 at 3:57 PM
Ss his best bet the Dolphins? They at least have one offensive lineman.
March 2nd, 2012 at 3:57 PM
love this kid, its obvious the lack of exposure playing at baylor has lead to this “shocking acension”
he turned a turd into a turd with febreeze, and we love him for it. hope he does great in the nfl.
March 2nd, 2012 at 3:57 PM
Last year, another QB rose from relative obscurity in the early Fall and surged near the top of the draft board in January. He also put up big numbers. He also played in the Big 12. His name: Blaine Gabbert.
Fuck it then. Let the Redskins have Rg3. Browns shoulda taken Sanchize when they had the chance.
March 2nd, 2012 at 3:59 PM
It’s not that they’re racist, they’re just concerned for their neighbors property values with a black QB. I’m sure you understand.
/The Great Shark Hunt
March 2nd, 2012 at 4:00 PM
I have to assume this is just TBL at his trolling best, right? I mean, Gabbert was a 5-star QB who was always going to be a first round pick provided he stayed healthy in college (which he obviously did).
March 2nd, 2012 at 4:00 PM
scripty…i don’t want the browns taking RGIII at all. he’d be surrounded by the same crap mccoy is. id rather go 4-12 with two more building blocks than 4-12 with another overwhelmed QB.
March 2nd, 2012 at 4:00 PM
So you only want Barkley if he’s gay? Interesting.
March 2nd, 2012 at 4:00 PM
Team Mayock
March 2nd, 2012 at 4:00 PM
I really wish Barkley came out the same year as RGIII. I doubt Barkley would go ahead of him, but there could be a debate
March 2nd, 2012 at 4:01 PM
Team Mayock
his daughter is an obnoxious follow on twitter.
March 2nd, 2012 at 4:02 PM
Now that would have been a fun debate. I think then it goes to which type of offense you want to run. If you are a devoted WCO guy, you’d probably take Barkley as he’s done that at USC. Both are good, though. If I were a team that needed a QB (insert Matt Ryan joke here) I would be happy with either of them.
March 2nd, 2012 at 4:02 PM
Ok..I’ll ask…why do you follow Mayock’s daughter on Twitter? Big tits?
March 2nd, 2012 at 4:02 PM
id admire his courage…if he can withstand that firestorm, it’s a sign he’s a good leader.
/combine logic
March 2nd, 2012 at 4:02 PM
A baby has a twitter account?
March 2nd, 2012 at 4:02 PM
I really wish Barkley came out the same year as RGIII.
i think barkley would have gone ahead of him.
March 2nd, 2012 at 4:02 PM
Staying closeted kept Tebow in the first round.
March 2nd, 2012 at 4:03 PM
Ok..I’ll ask…why do you follow Mayock’s daughter on Twitter? Big tits?
Maybe she has a stoma?
March 2nd, 2012 at 4:03 PM
Ok..I’ll ask…why do you follow Mayock’s daughter on Twitter? Big tits?
actually I’m not sure… she has a very weathered/used look to her. I think she was one of those recommended follows. She uses the term SWAG way too much. Typical Penn State grad. She’ll immediately follow you back though. #teamfollowback /shoots self.
March 2nd, 2012 at 4:05 PM
Even though I was wrong about Cam Newton, I still am going to go out on a limb here and say that I don’t think he will be a very good NFL QB.
March 2nd, 2012 at 4:05 PM
I got a couple random dudes who I only assumed to be from here requesting to follow me today. Fucking Twitter spam is obnoxious.
March 2nd, 2012 at 4:05 PM
She loooooooooves the duck face.
March 2nd, 2012 at 4:05 PM
I don’t get these people. I’m not following you just because you followed me. That’s not how this shit works.
March 2nd, 2012 at 4:06 PM
his daughter is an obnoxious follow on twitter.
She loooooooooves the duck face.
ahh! forgot about this… That too.
March 2nd, 2012 at 4:06 PM
i too was incredibly wrong on cam newton…however, i think RGIII is good if he goes to the right team. personally, i just don’t think the browns are that team.
March 2nd, 2012 at 4:06 PM
I prefer #teamhollerback
March 2nd, 2012 at 4:07 PM
i prefer #teamvshapedback
/eic’d
March 2nd, 2012 at 4:07 PM
/looks at Twitters followers
//doesn’t see huskerdawg
///weeps
March 2nd, 2012 at 4:07 PM
I bet she sucks a mean dick. Confirmation here:
March 2nd, 2012 at 4:08 PM
his daughter is an obnoxious follow on twitter.
She loooooooooves the duck face.
You should tweet this: http://ffffunny.com/images/9883-bang-duck-hunting-season-
SFW
March 2nd, 2012 at 4:08 PM
and if I would have known Lady Mayock went to Penn State when I was still there, I would have tried to make some magic happen. 10% chance it would work but it’s better than 0.
March 2nd, 2012 at 4:08 PM
she’s cool.
March 2nd, 2012 at 4:08 PM
I was all set to follow you. Then I saw you pull for Madrid. Now I’m having some serious second thoughts.
March 2nd, 2012 at 4:08 PM
Geez….there’s a decent amount of you that follow Mayock’s daughter.
March 2nd, 2012 at 4:09 PM
she’ll also let you know when she’s going to the gym, take a picture of herself in workout clothes, and tag it with #body
March 2nd, 2012 at 4:09 PM
It’s upside vs reliability. RGIII has way more upside but when he gets hit he reacts like he’s been shot and he doesn’t have the pro style experience that Barkley has. But he’s at least as smart as Barkley, with the same arm strength and accuracy; and he’s a smidgen taller and much faster.
March 2nd, 2012 at 4:10 PM
You write bullshit slobber posts way worse than these.
March 2nd, 2012 at 4:11 PM
Big ass Indiana Tornado
March 2nd, 2012 at 4:11 PM
Not that she’s in any way a celebrity, but I’ve found that following celebs is almost useless entirely.
March 2nd, 2012 at 4:11 PM
You write bullshit slobber posts way worse than these.
This was a slap across the face with a glove if I’ve ever seen one.
March 2nd, 2012 at 4:11 PM
So who is this girl? And why am I just hearing about her now?
March 2nd, 2012 at 4:12 PM
Switzerland
March 2nd, 2012 at 4:12 PM
Wow. Why the fuck would you ever follow this person? Like…for even 2 minutes? And you said I was an annoying tweeter…
March 2nd, 2012 at 4:12 PM
Well if you did, you’d take pleasure out of my meltdown when they lose to Barca again and inexplicably get knocked out of the CL again…
/prays to the reverse jinx gods
March 2nd, 2012 at 4:12 PM
This. I follow all the TBL’ers until the give me a reason not to….but I don’t send a request to everyone that follows me. Especially if they tweet too much or tweet about dumb shit. All you guys that tweet too much at least tweet about sports, so I’m entertained.
March 2nd, 2012 at 4:12 PM
like I said, she’s cool.
Now if you want a useless follow, try Alyssa Milano. I dare you.
March 2nd, 2012 at 4:12 PM
id give RGIII the nod in terms of arm and accuracy, and style offense in college is more and more meaningless each year…i think you’re selling barkley short by saying RGIII’s got “way” more upside though. QB’s just as much mental as it is physical, and barkley’s brand of chess is just as potent as griffin’s.
i guess we can just chalk it up to me being a racist asshole and call it a day.
March 2nd, 2012 at 4:13 PM
“RG3…I like you…maybe I’ll invite you over to my house and let you fuck my sister.” — NY Daily News
March 2nd, 2012 at 4:13 PM
So who is this girl? And why am I just hearing about her now?
Here you go.
March 2nd, 2012 at 4:13 PM
Basically.
March 2nd, 2012 at 4:13 PM
If in a few years Griffin is competing for a starting job with one of the McCown brothers it is these same columnists that will tell you how it was so obvious that Griffin wasn’t any good.
I mean we all knew JaMarcus Russell couldn’t play dead right?
March 2nd, 2012 at 4:14 PM
You mean like “the real Cowherd?”
March 2nd, 2012 at 4:14 PM
Totally agree. My follows consist of DJ’s, sports writers/sites and all you assclowns. I figure if any athlete or “celebrity” says anything of note, it’ll get RT’d 800 times and I’ll see it.
March 2nd, 2012 at 4:14 PM
And you said I was an annoying tweeter…
and you are. or were at least. are you still re-tweeting everything that comes across your timeline?
March 2nd, 2012 at 4:15 PM
/hangs head
not everyone.
/smokes jeffrey
March 2nd, 2012 at 4:15 PM
At least you have the La Liga title this year.
March 2nd, 2012 at 4:15 PM
Wasn’t it a month ago that TBL refused to move him up from 4th to 2nd in his mock drafts?
I hated that pick. I mean I though Quinn would be decent, but anyone who thought that wasn’t an awful pick, probably didn’t see much of his career.
March 2nd, 2012 at 4:15 PM
Every.Single.Thing
March 2nd, 2012 at 4:16 PM
I usually pull up a Husker re-tweet when I’m on the shitter and need something to read. Tweet on, brah.
March 2nd, 2012 at 4:16 PM
Spencer I’d like him but I dont want to get ripped off either. Both 1′s and that 4th from ATL. We need an elite QB at some point. McCoy can only audible into incorrect coverage schemes and get blind side sacked so many times. He’s a nice back-up. When do we get the QB? We wont be bad enough next year and we won’t have the extra pick.
I see it as Phil Taylor, Greg Little & RG3 for Julio Jones and Whomever STL takes with our #4
March 2nd, 2012 at 4:16 PM
That’s my point though. Mentally, do you think RGIII is lacking compared to Barkley? Because I don’t, and physically he wins hands down. Except for the whole getting hit thing. He looks like Vick so much to me when he gets hit.
March 2nd, 2012 at 4:16 PM
What if RBIII was Hungarian? Skip Bayless and Scoop Jackson debate next on ESPN Fuck You.
March 2nd, 2012 at 4:17 PM
I’ll second this, but there are a few exceptions.
there is no such thing as tweeting too much.
March 2nd, 2012 at 4:18 PM
Name names!!
March 2nd, 2012 at 4:18 PM
I don’t remember people going as crazy over Gabbert the way they are over RG3.
March 2nd, 2012 at 4:18 PM
/checks followers
March 2nd, 2012 at 4:19 PM
it’s a chicken/egg scenario. we get the QB when the team doesn’t suck a giant ball of shit. when 3/5 the starting OL isnt cut-day fodder on any other team. when the WR corps has more than one guy that can get open.
or, in a perfect world, we get that QB when pat shurmur dies in a fucking fire.
March 2nd, 2012 at 4:19 PM
Her latest photo is a picture of diamond the size of walnut. She must give great helmet.
March 2nd, 2012 at 4:19 PM
Read 4 tweets of hers and decided that I would just unfollow her in about 2 days
March 2nd, 2012 at 4:19 PM
I may be one… I’ve driven away a few TBL people from following me. Also had some start following me that I have no idea what their commenter name is.
March 2nd, 2012 at 4:19 PM
It would honestly still feel empty if they get swept by Barca in the process. Those are the only two games that really matter. They own Atletico, so the Madrid derby is pointless.
March 2nd, 2012 at 4:20 PM
Still do not understand how Gabbert snuck into the first round like some ninja fucking Akili Smith.
March 2nd, 2012 at 4:20 PM
I mean, Gabbert was a 5-star QB who was always going to be a first round pick
I tried to link to his rivals profile from high school the first time this posted. I failed miserably and then the post disappeared.
/pours one out for this post
//R.I.P.
March 2nd, 2012 at 4:20 PM
If you are followed by anyone who has like 1,000 ppl they follow, will they ever even see your tweets in their massive feeds? How does that work? Do you all have groups/hidden people?
March 2nd, 2012 at 4:21 PM
Yep. Makes it tricky. I just know that if the profile pic is of a girl that looks like she’d blow you for $50, always decline.
March 2nd, 2012 at 4:22 PM
I’ll second this, but there are a few exceptions.
My twitter name is my real name and my picture is one of me cheesing real hard. I’m not sure I’m at that level yet to link my twitter page. I just retween beetlejuice and the iron shiek anyways.
March 2nd, 2012 at 4:22 PM
Speaking of Twitter, do you guys use the actual Twitter app or something else? I’m just curious what’s out there and good, because the actual Twitter app is whatever, it’s ok.
March 2nd, 2012 at 4:22 PM
They see them. There’s an AJC columnist who follows me that responds to my random tweets from time to time. They may use tweet deck or the list tools.
March 2nd, 2012 at 4:22 PM
If you are followed by anyone who has like 1,000 ppl they follow, will they ever even see your tweets in their massive feeds? How does that work? Do you all have groups/hidden people?
I was thinking the same thing. Then Heyman got mad at me today because I called him a hack for defending Ryan Braun. I think if you have that many followers, you just do searches or something.
March 2nd, 2012 at 4:23 PM
I use the website at work and the official app for my phone.
March 2nd, 2012 at 4:24 PM
I still can’t believe Andy Dalton has played so well in his rookie year. I really wanted Christian Ponder to fall to Cinci in the 2nd round. I would’ve loved to have Blaine somehow.
March 2nd, 2012 at 4:24 PM
I’ll just pretend you are one of my real name followers then.
Yep, just the regular iPhone one.
March 2nd, 2012 at 4:24 PM
I think I follow 1400 people. I’m certain that all tweets do not make it
into my feed.
March 2nd, 2012 at 4:25 PM
I use tweetdeck. the official twitter app blows now. it was actually pretty good before the last overhaul.
March 2nd, 2012 at 4:26 PM
Likewise, and working out fine. Just curious if anyone else had anything better. But I don’t do a whole lot with my account so it seems to serve its purpose.
March 2nd, 2012 at 4:26 PM
The great thing about twitter is how you can call writers out for their bullshit. Like the guy who said NEB’s defense has underachieved “for a few seasons” when they were in the top-10 in 2009 and 2010. He ended the conversation with “agree to disagree” as if you agree to disagree that the color blue is in fact blue.
March 2nd, 2012 at 4:26 PM
i sure as hell don’t think RGIII has any lower a ‘football iq’ than barkley, and think RGIII’s just as tough as barkley is too. i think so much of a QB’s success is predicated on pre-snap reads and since barkley’s had a full playbook since he was a frosh, im more comfortable with that than RGIII being able to avoid pressure in the pocket.
just different styles…i really don’t think you could go wrong with either, but ive been on the barkley bandwagon since his frosh year and am sticking with it. its really fuckin’ close.
March 2nd, 2012 at 4:28 PM
/smokes jeffrey
you pick this up in hawai”’i?
March 2nd, 2012 at 4:28 PM
Yeah I did that at first. I don’t want to have two twitters, but half the people I’m friends with on twitter are all sports people and the half are people who couldn’t give less of a fuck about sports. That’s why TBL was so much better for me 2 years ago when everybody commented; I didn’t have to worry about flooding people’s timelines with shit they don’t care about.
March 2nd, 2012 at 4:29 PM
You and me both.
March 2nd, 2012 at 4:29 PM
I’ve had a couple conversations with the Warriors and Giants guys, agree it’s pretty cool. It’s much easier to get in touch with the local guys too, obviously with the smaller audiences and all.
March 2nd, 2012 at 4:29 PM
I didn’t have to worry about flooding people’s timelines with shit they don’t care about.
you get high a lot.
March 2nd, 2012 at 4:34 PM
I love when you’re tweeting about being drunk and thinking about macking on your boy’s girl.
March 2nd, 2012 at 4:37 PM
Agreed. I’ve never liked Matt Barkley, but I have to acquiesce that he’ll be a great pro. I’ve been on the RGIII bandwagon for a while too, since before his knee injury, I can’t deny I’m biased.
March 2nd, 2012 at 4:38 PM
That’s what Mike Freeman said to me right before he blew up and blocked me.
I love the hell out of Twitter.
March 2nd, 2012 at 4:40 PM
I’m totally addicted to it. I’d love to spar with TBL, but alas…he’s blocked me. Duffy, Lisk, CRM and Hernia are all great follows on twitter. They’ll spar/converse with you often.
March 2nd, 2012 at 4:42 PM
Some (usually younger) writers are open to critique, responsive and great to interact with, like ProJo’s Tim Britton (Red Sox)
Others who are more established or have more followers just go through annoying periods of being smug and arrogant (Peter King, Pete Abraham are particularly annoying at times).
The problem is you never know how receptive someone will be, so it’s hard to know whether to suggest an error and have a nice conversation, or just call someone an idiot and leave it as it was. My problem with Sebastian Pruiti from Grantland… he made a stupid mistake, and was fine about it, and I didn’t have to call him an idiot, but I did anyway.
March 2nd, 2012 at 4:43 PM
I use the echofon app for twitter and it works great.
March 2nd, 2012 at 4:43 PM
I like Hernia on there. TBL is a little trolly for my taste, but to his credit, hasn’t blocked me despite my toeing the line pretty often.
Might have to shut down here… sirens going off and touchdown to the west.
March 2nd, 2012 at 4:45 PM
Good luck.
March 2nd, 2012 at 4:45 PM
Good luck out there wwos.
March 2nd, 2012 at 4:46 PM
The only person that has blocked me on twitter is Bulldog
March 2nd, 2012 at 4:47 PM
Really? That seems odd, unless you provoked him with an obvious display of weakness or something.
March 2nd, 2012 at 4:47 PM
Thanks. Should be fine here at work, but I’m hoping the storm misses the house mostly.
March 2nd, 2012 at 4:48 PM
It’s not my fault a lot of my friends are out-kicking their coverage. I’m not an asshole, I wouldn’t do anything except look.
I tried to follow TBL on twitter for a week or two, but it didn’t feel like I was following a real person. Troll isn’t even close to comprehensive enough of a description.
March 2nd, 2012 at 4:49 PM
That dude is out there.
March 2nd, 2012 at 4:51 PM
Really? That seems odd, unless you provoked him with an obvious display of weakness or something.
Heh. I don’t know what it would be in particular. His irrational hatred and racism are sorely missed, though.
March 2nd, 2012 at 4:54 PM
this thread goes in the vault, definitely.
March 2nd, 2012 at 4:55 PM
this thread goes in the vault, definitely.
really? some twitter talk and RGIII arguments? okay, I guess.
March 2nd, 2012 at 4:55 PM
I do it because it’s good for laughs. I take none of it seriously and think about it like a 5 year old would.
March 2nd, 2012 at 4:57 PM
I want to get on twitter but I’m worried that I would 1.) get addicted to it. and 2.) send out some stupid shit to everyone when I am trying to send it to one person because I don’t know what I’m doing.
March 2nd, 2012 at 4:57 PM
Mike Freeman is the worst. The absolute worst.
March 2nd, 2012 at 4:58 PM
You’d see him get into these twitter fights with people over whatever, and it seemed like invariably his “girlfriend” — account with no picture — would show up to defend him, and I just couldn’t help but think Sock Puppet.
March 2nd, 2012 at 4:58 PM
this was a funny comment.
The Bulldog is good people though.
March 2nd, 2012 at 4:59 PM
For real. Pete Prisco is pretty bad too. Mike Silver blocked me for calling him a starfucker, but that would never get me convicted of libel.
March 2nd, 2012 at 5:00 PM
Oh yeah, I know not to take it seriously. I know he’s just fucking with people, but he never breaks character.
March 2nd, 2012 at 5:00 PM
I never personally had a problem with him, but he would get into it with basically anyone over basically anything.
March 2nd, 2012 at 5:04 PM
So you’re planning on sending out dong shots huh?
March 2nd, 2012 at 5:09 PM
So you’re planning on sending out dong shots huh?
I like twitter but I prefer a mass text to send my dong shots. It gives it a much more personal feel
March 2nd, 2012 at 5:16 PM
if I’m ever going to get a post on TBL, I figure I have to start off with a bang.