Jason Varitek Retires From Red Sox, Leaves Amorphous Legacy
Jason Varitek retired after 15 seasons with the Boston Red Sox, leaving a legacy that seems more substantial than precise quantification would indicate. Varitek was worth 23.1 wins to according to Baseball Reference. FanGraphs, at 25.5, is more generous to him. These numbers suggest a solid contributor, but hardly the rock of the Golden Era Red Sox his teammates and others would suggest.
The man had gravitas. (With those quads how could you not?) He could wear a “C” on his chest in a sport that does not award them without looking patently ridiculous. He held esteem to the end when a strikeout was a given and opposing base stealers had a perpetual green light. He would have won a “Red Sox player you would feel most comfortable in a fox hole with” poll each year he was eligible.
His career eulogies reflect that gravitas, as writers try to define it with concocted testaments. He is indeed the only catcher in MLB history to catch four no-hitters. What that reflects is unclear. Participating in a LLWS, a high school state championship, a CWS and the actual World Series better reveals the surface, though it also reveals he played with a number of great players.
We see this in his most famous moment, shoving Alex Rodriguez in the face in 2004. It shows up on no stat sheet, yet it was significant. Or, perhaps, we just want it to be significant. Memory considers it and the subsequent 11-10 win the turning point, though reality would point out the Red Sox 26-5 run that got them to the playoffs began two weeks later, after the Nomar trade.
Defining Varitek is challenging. He was not a great player, yet was an indelible part of greatness. He could be little better than a replacement catcher, yet a presence virtually impossible to replace. He could be a leader of men, a creature of media creation, a placebo or the amalgam of all three. He highlights the limitations of our perception. He points to a mental frontier uncharted by our present statistical metrics.
[Photo via US Presswire]

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March 2nd, 2012 at 2:47 PM
My amorphous testicles.
March 2nd, 2012 at 2:48 PM
I’ve got to disagree with you on this one, Duffy. That was the moment the Red Sox became a joke to me and started buying into the bullshit their fans and media were all about.
March 2nd, 2012 at 2:49 PM
This reads like the Da Vinci code.
Or does it? It does. But it doesn’t.
March 2nd, 2012 at 2:50 PM
Wicked good player!
March 2nd, 2012 at 2:50 PM
Amorphous? Fuck off.
March 2nd, 2012 at 2:50 PM
I’m lost – why can’t he just be classified as a good player on a really good team?
March 2nd, 2012 at 2:50 PM
Nope. Having it on the jersey was truly embarrassing.
He did sacrifice his marriage in favor of banging Heidi Watney, so there’s that. Although she left him for Nick Green anyways.
March 2nd, 2012 at 2:51 PM
jason veritek is viscous.
March 2nd, 2012 at 2:51 PM
Has anybody seen This yet?
March 2nd, 2012 at 2:52 PM
amorphous blob >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> amorphous legacy
March 2nd, 2012 at 2:52 PM
I’m lost – why can’t he just be classified as a good player on a really good team?
because somehow Duffy is a Michigan man, but a Boston Red Sox fan. And apparently this guy needed the fully Duffy-ing in tribute.
March 2nd, 2012 at 2:53 PM
He had to sucker punch ARod with his mask on. Fuck Varitek.
March 2nd, 2012 at 2:53 PM
/cracks open who gives a shit file, crams this one in there
March 2nd, 2012 at 2:54 PM
as writers try to define it with concocted testaments.
at least you’re aware you’re doing it, I guess.
March 2nd, 2012 at 2:54 PM
Poor photo choice. Darnell Mcdonald? Should be his attempt to suplex ARod.
March 2nd, 2012 at 2:54 PM
because he wasn’t good.
March 2nd, 2012 at 2:55 PM
Who would you let drive: Him or Mark Sanchez?
March 2nd, 2012 at 2:55 PM
This kind of hyperbole in baseball is usually reserved for Derek Jeter.
March 2nd, 2012 at 2:55 PM
Amorphous
Only one man can put this in the title
March 2nd, 2012 at 2:56 PM
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And he had a really big blue dick that was very distracting.
March 2nd, 2012 at 2:56 PM
Im starting to feel like the post ’07 Varitek really tainted his career
March 2nd, 2012 at 2:56 PM
I’ll echo clown’s sentiment from comment 12.
March 2nd, 2012 at 2:56 PM
In only 5 of his 15 seasons was his WAR over 2.0, which is Baseball Reference’s threshold for “starter”
March 2nd, 2012 at 2:57 PM
Because Bill Simmons needs something to write about on a Celtics off night.
March 2nd, 2012 at 2:57 PM
He hasn’t really been good since 2005, but from 2003-5 he really was a top catcher. Hard to take much stock in awards, especially for teams popular in the media, but he did win the Silver Slugger and Gold Glove the same year.
March 2nd, 2012 at 2:57 PM
it did. he was basically a corpse out there towards the end.
March 2nd, 2012 at 2:57 PM
because he wasn’t good.
that will do it. I want to switch back to pyramid schemes for a second to see if anybody remembers the one with Emus? Because there was a pyramid scheme around being an emu haver, and me (for instance) being able to get you into the business if you would just buy this clutch of emu eggs from me, for a lot. Then raise ‘em up, and sell your eggs to people. And we all get rich.
March 2nd, 2012 at 2:58 PM
Without any sort of statistics or facts, I’m going to say that Geoff Jenkins was probably better than Varitek.
/TBL
March 2nd, 2012 at 2:58 PM
This paragraph made me throw up in my mouth.
March 2nd, 2012 at 2:59 PM
Not really.
March 2nd, 2012 at 3:00 PM
Varitek was the best at sucking for long periods, then coming up with 2 solo HRs in a 2-1 win or something like that. The four no-hitters thing is silly, but his skill handling pitchers from Pedro to Beckett was a big part of two World Series titles. He also had the best “stand up right before the pitch” move in the game. Loved his pitchers to climb the ladder on hitters.
/should let me write this post
March 2nd, 2012 at 3:00 PM
/snarky comment about how the big C on his jersey allowed him to pass the eye test and hypnotized people into ignoring his WAR
March 2nd, 2012 at 3:01 PM
the whole post was bad. just reeked of an end-of-week thesaurus-mining dump.
March 2nd, 2012 at 3:01 PM
Without any sort of statistics or facts, I’m going to say that Geoff Jenkins was probably better than Varitek.
I can now verify that statement. Ol’ Geoff got himself a Glenn Robinson ring with philly too.
March 2nd, 2012 at 3:01 PM
Russell Branyan.
March 2nd, 2012 at 3:02 PM
Why do you say this like one thing has nothing to do with another? Its impossible to quantify being great at calling a game, but that was his greatest attribute for sure. He wasnt a ‘great’ player, but he was serviceable and his presence will be missed behind the plate. That’s all.
March 2nd, 2012 at 3:02 PM
The whole post is an insult to Varitek. I’m not sure if this is a tribute to Tek or to Roget.
March 2nd, 2012 at 3:03 PM
Greatest mediocre player evah!
March 2nd, 2012 at 3:04 PM
Bust
March 2nd, 2012 at 3:04 PM
A baseball post hasn’t achieved it’s full level of greatness until WAR is brought up. Congrats, MP.
March 2nd, 2012 at 3:04 PM
Because no-hitters aren’t really correlated with being a great pitcher, unless you are Koufax/Ryan. I’m sure it has something to do with it, but the first two no-hitters (Lowe and Nomo, IIRC) were done by pitchers who were not exactly at the top of the rotation.
March 2nd, 2012 at 3:04 PM
assassins creed 3 screenshots!!!
March 2nd, 2012 at 3:04 PM
damn. now I wish I read the post.
/team fuck Varitek
March 2nd, 2012 at 3:06 PM
Jason Varitek was analogous.
March 2nd, 2012 at 3:06 PM
FUCK I regret selling my 360 now.
March 2nd, 2012 at 3:06 PM
Uh, yeah. And what does that have to do with Varitek’s ability to call a game?
March 2nd, 2012 at 3:07 PM
Billy fucking Wagner
March 2nd, 2012 at 3:07 PM
agreed that war is a fantastic stat.
March 2nd, 2012 at 3:07 PM
Much like I will towards Tim Wakefield, I’ll always have fond memories of Varitek’s contributions to two World Series teams. The two of them were the bridge from the periennially disappointing (or worse) Red Sox teams, to the squads that restored baseball pride to Beantown, and disgust to Yankees nation.
March 2nd, 2012 at 3:08 PM
Ok thats annoying even for me to read
March 2nd, 2012 at 3:08 PM
He’s been throwing gas today.
March 2nd, 2012 at 3:08 PM
I always forget that Boston is a suburb of Ann Arbor.
March 2nd, 2012 at 3:08 PM
The two of them were the bridge from the periennially disappointing (or worse) Red Sox teams, to the squads that restored baseball pride to Beantown, and disgust to Yankees nation.
are you fucking kidding me with this shit?
fuck boston.
March 2nd, 2012 at 3:09 PM
I’m not really sure what you are disagreeing with me on? Are you saying Nomo wouldn’t have thrown a no-hitter with a poor game-caller like Mike Piazza? Because I disagree. I bet he totally could have.
March 2nd, 2012 at 3:09 PM
Fuck and/or Yes.
March 2nd, 2012 at 3:09 PM
We’ve apparantly lost each other, so I think it’s best to just let it go.
March 2nd, 2012 at 3:11 PM
That Bronco player got acquitted of those pesky rape charges.
/Not Tebow
//Or is it?
March 2nd, 2012 at 3:11 PM
Had he been the “C” for the Orioles or the Rangers, no one would care.
Congrats to Varitek though.
March 2nd, 2012 at 3:11 PM
What if Dr. Seuss wrote Star Wars?
March 2nd, 2012 at 3:11 PM
Yup, you should have written this post.
March 2nd, 2012 at 3:12 PM
So much better than the real Dr Seuss.
/fuck whimsy
March 2nd, 2012 at 3:13 PM
Yup.
March 2nd, 2012 at 3:13 PM
Wakefield was in a rotation with Aaron Sele. It was nice to see him get a ring.
March 2nd, 2012 at 3:14 PM
A’s and Mariners are officially on the air. The MLB Spring Training season has begun. Game on.
March 2nd, 2012 at 3:14 PM
Well that’s true too, MP.
March 2nd, 2012 at 3:14 PM
See now, that’s a much less insufferable way to write it.
March 2nd, 2012 at 3:14 PM
I always forget that Boston is a suburb of Ann Arbor.
for some unholy reason there are a decent number of Boston fans in Michigan. My buddy, who is Sparty fan is a red sox fan, it is rather disgusting.
March 2nd, 2012 at 3:15 PM
I’m pretty sure this is AAA.
/Mariners fan
March 2nd, 2012 at 3:16 PM
Rickie Weeks is brother is playing. It’s mostly AAA players but they’re wearing MLB ST unis and it’s an official game. It’s baseball. That’s all I care about.
March 2nd, 2012 at 3:16 PM
No one really cares, except for chowder heads.
March 2nd, 2012 at 3:16 PM
Anyone have a working stream for that game? Firstrow’s isn’t working for me.
March 2nd, 2012 at 3:16 PM
Revelations was delivered to my door this afternoon. Amazon is the best.
March 2nd, 2012 at 3:17 PM
Pretty sure the radio feeds here are free, mole. If not, go to the A’s website and they’ve got it.
March 2nd, 2012 at 3:18 PM
Agreed, I’m just not particularly looking forward to another season of M’s suckitude.
March 2nd, 2012 at 3:20 PM
SC, I expected more vitriol from you in regards to this post.
March 2nd, 2012 at 3:20 PM
It is.
/A’s fans
//not me
March 2nd, 2012 at 3:23 PM
He was a good soldier. No venom for Tek from me. Good career. Good guy. Happy Trails.
In other former Red Sox news, Manny Ramirez just grounded into a double play in his first appearance as an Athletic. Radio feed so I cannot tell you if he ran it out. Probably didn’t.
March 2nd, 2012 at 3:24 PM
From the U.
March 2nd, 2012 at 3:59 PM
Rickie Weeks is brother is playing
Translation to English please?
March 2nd, 2012 at 6:18 PM
The Sawx kept the White boy around 5 years after he was anything decent, while dumping Pedro and Manny right before they went from great to decent.
///always love the gritty, gutty guys.