The List of the 50 “Most Jacked” NBA Players Actually Exists
A few thoughts before you dive into this multi-page gallery from Muscle Prodigy:
1) Serge Ibaka should have been first. Yeah, yeah, Ben Wallace is beastly, but Ibaka is cut up. Wallace took top honors based on his rep, which stretches back a decade.
2) Greg Oden checking in at No. 19 is laughable.
3) It seemed like a lot of the decisions were made strictly based on photos. Because the current version of Elton Brand has no business sniffing the Top 50.
4) The Kris Humphries photo will make you laugh.
5) Rasual Butler’s wiry frame and comically large gold chain will also make you laugh.
Top 50 Most Jacked NBA Players [Muscle Prodigy]
- The Kansas City Royals Are Becoming the Royals Again, and Fans Have Been Far Too Patient
- Champions League: Bayern Munich a Legacy of Losing at Stake
- Teddy Bridgewater Declined Heisman Promotion, But Louisville May Need That Attention
- Champions League: Borussia Dortmund’s Chance to Turn from Hipster Darlings to European Champions
- Jeff Goodman Has Left CBS Sports for ESPN
- Senator Jersey on Champions League: Bayern Munich a Legacy of Losing at Stake
- Billy Buckner on The Kansas City Royals Are Becoming the Royals Again, and Fans Have Been Far Too Patient
- pRohphet8 on Champions League: Bayern Munich a Legacy of Losing at Stake
- pRohphet8 on Champions League: Bayern Munich a Legacy of Losing at Stake
- KC Resident on The Kansas City Royals Are Becoming the Royals Again, and Fans Have Been Far Too Patient
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March 1st, 2012 at 10:39 AM
This is a post about ratings of NBA players bodies. And questioning those ratings.
March 1st, 2012 at 10:39 AM
Lotta V’s.
March 1st, 2012 at 10:40 AM
Who reads Muscle Prodigy?
/check byline
//looks up “how to counteract the smell of vinegar” on Yahoo answers
March 1st, 2012 at 10:40 AM
fantastic.
March 1st, 2012 at 10:40 AM
March 1st, 2012 at 10:41 AM
i expected 47 negative comments but my main man JHS to laugh at this. JHS always comes through.
March 1st, 2012 at 10:41 AM
the fuck?
March 1st, 2012 at 10:47 AM
They could have just combined this list with the WNBA.
March 1st, 2012 at 10:47 AM
Now show of hands here if you would have guessed that the guy who links an article (with pictures!) to Muscle Prodigy, would have serious beef with Ryan Braun taking steroids.
March 1st, 2012 at 10:48 AM
A post of the ranking of V-shaped backs and then dissecting and critiquing said rankings? Sweet.
Next up, critiquing a ranking of NBA player styles and who has played out hair styles, clothes, and game.
March 1st, 2012 at 10:48 AM
V Shaped though?
March 1st, 2012 at 10:48 AM
Nice post.
March 1st, 2012 at 10:49 AM
Forgot to add: This is a real post.
March 1st, 2012 at 10:49 AM
Now show of hands here if you would have guessed that the guy who links an article (with pictures!) to Muscle Prodigy, would have serious beef with Ryan Braun taking steroids.
What’s funny is after looking at his twitter avatar, I’m not sure TBL isn’t using some PED’s himself.
March 1st, 2012 at 10:50 AM
You just can’t get the US Weekly out of TBL.
March 1st, 2012 at 10:51 AM
i thought TBL’s guns would make the list.
/curls for the girls
March 1st, 2012 at 10:51 AM
i think it’s rather unremarkable to be jacked as an NBA player simply because they’re genetic freaks from the get-go and the sport is so demanding and explosive, it’s almost impossible not to be.
im always amazed at bball players that look out of shape. how is that possible?
March 1st, 2012 at 10:51 AM
lol @ rasual butler’s pic…he looks like a somali pirate.
March 1st, 2012 at 10:51 AM
#12 wins.
March 1st, 2012 at 10:52 AM
Because Oliver Miller ate his feelings?
March 1st, 2012 at 10:52 AM
Scroll down.
March 1st, 2012 at 10:53 AM
shocked that juan dixon’s emaciated corpse isnt listed
March 1st, 2012 at 10:54 AM
Vlade Divac didn’t have time to work out between cigarettes and cocktails
March 1st, 2012 at 10:54 AM
The List of the 50 “Most Jacked” NBA Players Actually Exists
and you actually wrote a post about it.
where is jeremy lin on this list? not on it? clearly racist.
March 1st, 2012 at 10:54 AM
well done, Spencer. Did you miss the Tiger presser yesterday?
March 1st, 2012 at 10:55 AM
shelden williams face is jacked up. That should qualify him in some way.
March 1st, 2012 at 10:55 AM
I bet he smelled like a black bear that had rolled in Fritos. Being posted up by that guy had to be an exercise in nasal abuse.
March 1st, 2012 at 10:56 AM
Whenever we complain about posts that are obviously about the page view, TBL can come back and point to this post. Well played TBL, well played sir.
March 1st, 2012 at 10:57 AM
i wouldn’t say i missed it, TBL.
/office space’d
joke aside, i saw it. was just travelling back from hawaii all day yesterday…wish i could’ve been there when the post ran.
March 1st, 2012 at 10:57 AM
PKI – the page view stuff is too funny. So many people here have no clue what they’re talking about when it comes to this. The page view comments have become a running joke.
March 1st, 2012 at 10:59 AM
Thundercock is heading into UFA. Where’s Triston? A Thundercock and Tebow combo would be like trying to tackle two Mack trucks 40 times a game.
March 1st, 2012 at 11:01 AM
the best no clue comment ever was when TBL offered to paypal The (dearly departed) Bulldog $5 to buy a clue.
March 1st, 2012 at 11:01 AM
As have an ever-growing fraction of the posts.
March 1st, 2012 at 11:02 AM
You’re not in the business of running posts that people will hopefully read? I thought that was the point of the internet
March 1st, 2012 at 11:04 AM
PKI – the page view stuff is too funny. So many people here have no clue what they’re talking about when it comes to this. The page view comments have become a running joke.
so the stupid posts on here serve even less of a purpose than we thought?
March 1st, 2012 at 11:04 AM
So many people here have no clue what they’re talking about when it comes to this.
Well when in Rome.
/Anchorman
March 1st, 2012 at 11:04 AM
I could put a link to this post on an “alternative” website and you might get PLENTY of page views…
March 1st, 2012 at 11:06 AM
“Hey honey, take a picture of me holding the kid… no, wait wait, let me turn so you can get a clearer shot of my right arm while it’s flexed..”
March 1st, 2012 at 11:07 AM
If not for page views, then why the hell does this post (and certain others) exist? I’m legitimately curious about this. Is this something you genuinely believe people are interested in, so you post about it out of the goodness of your heart? Like Butters said, what is the point of this business if not to post things that people are interested in clicking and reading?
March 1st, 2012 at 11:09 AM
“Who knew so many of these guys had V-shaped backs?”
-Young JMac
March 1st, 2012 at 11:10 AM
Excellent point.
March 1st, 2012 at 11:11 AM
Your humping of Jeremy Lin’s leg begs to differ.
March 1st, 2012 at 11:12 AM
I’m surprised his Twitter photo with his baby wasn’t taken at the snake pit with those pythons.
/shows self out
March 1st, 2012 at 11:12 AM
Holy shit this is funny.
March 1st, 2012 at 11:13 AM
“Hold on, let me do a few pushups first, too.”
Gotta’ give him props on the guns though. Good genetics I’m sure.
March 1st, 2012 at 11:13 AM
At least we can all be thankful that this didn’t end up being a gallery of NBA player cock.
March 1st, 2012 at 11:14 AM
Indeed they have, but I’m not sure you’re in on it.
March 1st, 2012 at 11:15 AM
agreed…as someone with gangly arms, kinda jealous.
March 1st, 2012 at 11:17 AM
USA Today will give us one later. It’ll just be like the Ned Flanders shower scene.
March 1st, 2012 at 11:22 AM
OT
Get this thing over here, pronto!
/OT
March 1st, 2012 at 11:27 AM
What I learned from the list: No white people are jacked.
March 1st, 2012 at 11:38 AM
No white people are in the NBA.
Actually, Griffin looks pretty “white” in that pic above.
March 1st, 2012 at 11:47 AM
Maybe this post (and others like it) are just meant as fillers to plug holes in his posting schedule?
March 1st, 2012 at 11:57 AM
Maybe this post (and others like it) are just meant as fillers to plug holes in his posting schedule?
So Lisk does posts where he analyzes data, Duffy does posts which look at issues from a social/political/philosophical perspective, CRM and Hernia cover hockey and baseball respectively and bring the funny….I guess “schedule gap filler” is now the EIC’s portfolio.
March 1st, 2012 at 12:31 PM
weak