no, not that bad. she had this face cleaning, glove thing she kept in the shower. I jerked it all over it and hung it back up.

No justice like Sparty justice.

My buddy walks out of the party and sees a kid sitting on the edge of the front porch just crying his eyes out. Apparently, the guy found his girlfriend messing around in a quiet room at the party. My buddy, trashed, whips out his dick and pisses on the kid, who just sits there and continues crying. Like, he didn’t even flinch while getting pissed on. There’s a small group of us just laughing at all of it. Strangest thing I’ve ever seen.

I feel like a horrible person for laughing so hard at this, but it’s just so goddamn funny.

I’m going to assume that everyone involved was white.

That’s racist, bro.

No, that’s fucking insane. If I caught my chick cheating, and then not 10 minutes later some random dudes started pissing on me? I’m sorry, everyone would have to die.

I woke up to my blacked out roommate pissing in my laundry basket. Punched him right in the face. He fell and passed out in that exact spot. We laughed about his black eye the next morning. Good times.

My last summer in college one of our friends walked into my roommate’s room, after stumbling into the apartment blackout drunk for no reason as he wasn’t hanging out with us, opens the closet door, pisses all over the suits hanging up, and rolls out.

He had quite the drycleaning bill after that.

I still haven’t told anyone to this day.

Toothpaste?

no, not that bad. she had this face cleaning, glove thing she kept in the shower. I jerked it all over it and hung it back up. makes me laugh just thinking about it now.

I’m going to assume that everyone involved was white.

That’s racist, bro.

My buddy walks out of the party and sees a kid sitting on the edge of the front porch just crying his eyes out. Apparently, the guy found his girlfriend messing around in a quiet room at the party. My buddy, trashed, whips out his dick and pisses on the kid, who just sits there and continues crying. Like, he didn’t even flinch while getting pissed on. There’s a small group of us just laughing at all of it.

I’m going to assume that everyone involved was white.

Hey if it’s wrong to feed your roommate’s fiancee semen on a frozen pizza then I don’t want to be right.

Is that what roids do to you?

That’s the most aggressive passive-aggressive shit I’ve ever heard. People get killed for less than that.

I agree, I’m a hero.

The next level is semen. Done that too. I don’t take kindly to fat jokes.

What is it with chubby kids being insecure? You’d think with Kevin James’s success, they’d at least have a role model.

/cum at me, bro
//possibly too far

I used to wipe my ass with a dryer sheet and throw it in the dryer with my roommate’s clothes.

Anything with poop is next level stuff

The next level is semen. Done that too. I don’t take kindly to fat jokes.

That’s the most aggressive passive-aggressive shit I’ve ever heard. People get killed for less than that.

Toothpaste?

none of it was fun until now

I love college

who brings an iced tea jug to a movie?

Gotta sneak in the snacks

The next level is semen. Done that too

I’ve only done that once, but it is something I still look back on proudly. my roomate (female) was being a total bitch. I still haven’t told anyone to this day.