The Highlight of SI’s Expose on UCLA Crumbling Under Ben Howland: Reeves Nelson Peeing on Tyler Honeycutt’s Clothes
While the story hasn’t been released on SI.com yet (supposedly it is coming later this morning), SI’s I-pad app has posted the story. (To read it all, check @Shawnintheflesh, as he has twit-pic’d every page of the story.)
The story is not really that damaging, Â but it certainly doesn’t portray Howland or his program in a positive light. Reeves Nelson, not surprisingly, comes across as a thug – the type of jerk who punts balls into the stands at the end of practice and tells the managers to “fetch” – who actually injured several of his teammates in practice. Here’s your highlight:
“Nelson thought Honeycutt, one of his roommates, was the rat, and he got his revenge … Nelson returned home from a night of partying, piled Honeycutt’s clothes on Honeycutt’s bed, and then urinated on the clothes and flipped the bed over.
It is too early to tell what ramifications might be, but let’s see if any of the prized recruits jump ship.

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February 29th, 2012 at 10:08 AM
comes across as a thug
MUST BE THE TATTOOS.
February 29th, 2012 at 10:11 AM
Nothing says ‘thug’ like a huge ass yin-yang tattoo on your arm.
February 29th, 2012 at 10:11 AM
Can’t wait to read the feel good post about him in a few years
February 29th, 2012 at 10:13 AM
I’ve seen people pee on their roommate’s beds. On purpose.
February 29th, 2012 at 10:14 AM
Ha. I had a roommate once who got so pissed at someone in the apt building leaving cloths in the drier for days that he pissed in their clothes.
February 29th, 2012 at 10:14 AM
I’ve seen people pee on their roommate’s beds. On purpose.
As have I. Drunk roommate came home one night and pissed on our other roommate’s computer chair. Said he mistook it for a toilet. Good times.
February 29th, 2012 at 10:15 AM
Awesome.
February 29th, 2012 at 10:17 AM
As have I. Drunk roommate came home one night and pissed on our other roommate’s computer chair. Said he mistook it for a toilet. Good times.
Oh no, this was a much more malicious act. Saw two roommates go full steam on the third roommate’s bed soley because they didn’t like him.
February 29th, 2012 at 10:19 AM
The SI writer was just on Dan Patrick Show. Very interesting stuff.
February 29th, 2012 at 10:19 AM
We had a terrible roommate in the house I lived in my sophomore year. He was just a sublet guy for the summer. Left uncovered, uncooked ground beef on a plate in our fridge for a week while everyone was gone. Maggot infested fridge. Also failed to pay full rent and utilities.
When he was set to move out, he had all his clothes on the floor of his room. We all took turns pissing all over them. It seemed like fair retribution at the time.
February 29th, 2012 at 10:20 AM
I used to pee in the elevator in my dorm regularly when I came home drunk. I thought it was funny at the time — 8 years later, it still is!
February 29th, 2012 at 10:22 AM
That will always be hilarious, as will throwing cups of pee under dorm room doors.
February 29th, 2012 at 10:22 AM
I used to piss in the dryers of the apartment complex next to mine all the time.
And in my detergent bottle when my roommate was using it.
February 29th, 2012 at 10:22 AM
I’ve seen the good old “pee in the corner of the dorm room because you think it is the bathroom and when your roommate kicks you out of the room you go across the hall and piss in the neighbor’s room.”
February 29th, 2012 at 10:22 AM
Disagree. Howland could lose his job. Three huge recruits – two are no longer on the team – who turned out to not only be partying punks, but they also didn’t produce.
February 29th, 2012 at 10:23 AM
Sink
/096′d
February 29th, 2012 at 10:24 AM
I had a roommate once who got so pissed at someone in the apt building leaving cloths in the drier for days that he pissed in their clothes.
In college some asshole went into a dryer I was using and yanked a retro jersey I had in a load of clothes drying. An ultimate in fuck-you-ness. Holy shit I was enraged at the time.
February 29th, 2012 at 10:24 AM
awesome, I did the same thing. it was a long ride to the 10th floor. I remember being so proud of myself every time I did it too.
had a buddy who got hammered one time and pissed in the vent at his house. every time the furnace came on for a couple weeks it stunk like piss in the living room.
February 29th, 2012 at 10:24 AM
Was just about to say something about that. Too slow on my part.
Pissing in a phone booth is still a great honor of mine.
February 29th, 2012 at 10:25 AM
As a victim of pee related crimes, my favorite moment was when my friend peed in an ice tea jug during a screening of Gladiator and threw it at me. No pee got on me, but it’s really funny looking back on it because the theatre was packed.
February 29th, 2012 at 10:25 AM
It’s nice to know I’m in good company when it comes to pissing on random things whilst drunk or seeking revenge.
February 29th, 2012 at 10:25 AM
As have I. Drunk roommate came home one night and pissed on our other roommate’s computer chair. Said he mistook it for a toilet. Good times.
Just as harmless as teabagging a friend/baffoon.
February 29th, 2012 at 10:26 AM
You are all heathens
February 29th, 2012 at 10:26 AM
I peed on the left field wall of old Forbes Field because i couldn’t make it to my house which was like 5 minutes away. It’s up there with Maz’ homer as the greatest moment of the park.
February 29th, 2012 at 10:27 AM
Didn’t someone here piss in someone’s dishwasher for revenge?
February 29th, 2012 at 10:27 AM
I pissed my pants in a rental car two years ago outside of Philadelphia, but in my defense, I was drunk and couldn’t find a place to pull over.
February 29th, 2012 at 10:27 AM
Spring Break. 2007. Panama City Beach.
My buddy is shitfaced beyond belief. He wakes up in the middle of the night, stumbles around the hotel room, and walks on the balcony of our ninth floor room. He proceeds to firehose while security and swimming/patio lurking drunkards look on. Security knocked on our door in like 30 seconds. We almost got booted.
February 29th, 2012 at 10:28 AM
i peed on a guy once. one of the few things i wish i wouldn;t have done
February 29th, 2012 at 10:28 AM
And really, who hasn’t done that? Right?
February 29th, 2012 at 10:28 AM
I used to wipe my ass with a dryer sheet and throw it in the dryer with my roommate’s clothes.
February 29th, 2012 at 10:30 AM
I used to wipe my ass with a dryer sheet and throw it in the dryer with my roommate’s clothes.
Anything with poop is next level stuff
February 29th, 2012 at 10:30 AM
I would think that Bounce would create some nasty rectal itching.
February 29th, 2012 at 10:30 AM
Back at the Eagles-Pats game last year, this car in front of us left an absolute mess, left bottles and cans everywhere. We were so pissed that we pissed on all of the car door handles and the gas door. Clean up your shit people.
February 29th, 2012 at 10:31 AM
The next level is semen. Done that too. I don’t take kindly to fat jokes.
February 29th, 2012 at 10:31 AM
speaking of 096, who’s with me that this hawaii trip was a turning point in his life and he will be moving there soon. he’s single, what he does for work can probably be done in hawaii, golf, quality ganj
February 29th, 2012 at 10:31 AM
College. Party. Front porch of big house.
My buddy walks out of the party and sees a kid sitting on the edge of the front porch just crying his eyes out. Apparently, the guy found his girlfriend messing around in a quiet room at the party. My buddy, trashed, whips out his dick and pisses on the kid, who just sits there and continues crying. Like, he didn’t even flinch while getting pissed on. There’s a small group of us just laughing at all of it. Strangest thing I’ve ever seen.
February 29th, 2012 at 10:33 AM
my favorite moment was when my friend peed in an ice tea jug during a screening of Gladiator and threw it at me.
who brings an iced tea jug to a movie?
February 29th, 2012 at 10:33 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PB-wmOYelnM
February 29th, 2012 at 10:35 AM
I pissed on Sam the Eagle, twice.
February 29th, 2012 at 10:36 AM
I’ve only done that once, but it is something I still look back on proudly. my roomate (female) was being a total bitch. I still haven’t told anyone to this day.
February 29th, 2012 at 10:36 AM
My buddy, trashed, whips out his dick and pisses on the kid, who just sits there and continues crying. Like, he didn’t even flinch while getting pissed on. There’s a small group of us just laughing at all of it. Strangest thing I’ve ever seen.
I love college
who brings an iced tea jug to a movie?
Gotta sneak in the snacks
February 29th, 2012 at 10:37 AM
got busted for public urination. also have peed while driving and peed while setting trap
none of it was fun until now
February 29th, 2012 at 10:37 AM
I still haven’t told anyone to this day.
Toothpaste?
February 29th, 2012 at 10:37 AM
That’s the most aggressive passive-aggressive shit I’ve ever heard. People get killed for less than that.
February 29th, 2012 at 10:37 AM
What is it with chubby kids being insecure? You’d think with Kevin James’s success, they’d at least have a role model.
/cum at me, bro
//possibly too far
February 29th, 2012 at 10:38 AM
I agree, I’m a hero.
February 29th, 2012 at 10:39 AM
Hey if it’s wrong to feed your roommate’s fiancee semen on a frozen pizza then I don’t want to be right.
February 29th, 2012 at 10:39 AM
Last one — I was at a Pearl Jam concert and was double fisting 20oz beers and drank both of them before the concert started. PJ was just abou tto go on so I just started peeing in the cups then put them under my seat. After about 15 minutes of jumping up and down the cups spilled onto the double date in front of us — they had to know, but never said a word. I’m laughing as I type this.
February 29th, 2012 at 10:39 AM
ESPN’s Gary Miller got busted for peeing out a window, right?
February 29th, 2012 at 10:42 AM
Is that what roids do to you?
February 29th, 2012 at 10:42 AM
I’m going to assume that everyone involved was white.
February 29th, 2012 at 10:43 AM
That’s racist, bro.
February 29th, 2012 at 10:43 AM
no, not that bad. she had this face cleaning, glove thing she kept in the shower. I jerked it all over it and hung it back up. makes me laugh just thinking about it now.
February 29th, 2012 at 10:44 AM
I woke up to my blacked out roommate pissing in my laundry basket. Punched him right in the face. He fell and passed out in that exact spot. We laughed about his black eye the next morning. Good times.
February 29th, 2012 at 10:46 AM
My last summer in college one of our friends walked into my roommate’s room, after stumbling into the apartment blackout drunk for no reason as he wasn’t hanging out with us, opens the closet door, pisses all over the suits hanging up, and rolls out.
He had quite the drycleaning bill after that.
February 29th, 2012 at 10:47 AM
Went to a concert once (The Killers) and they were about to come on and the line for the bathroom was way too long. Pissed in an empty beer cup and was going to pour it out and my buddys girlfriend feel in to me and got piss all over my arm. I proceeded to wipe it on her.
February 29th, 2012 at 10:50 AM
No, that’s fucking insane. If I caught my chick cheating, and then not 10 minutes later some random dudes started pissing on me? I’m sorry, everyone would have to die.
February 29th, 2012 at 11:02 AM
I feel like a horrible person for laughing so hard at this, but it’s just so goddamn funny.
February 29th, 2012 at 11:30 AM
No justice like Sparty justice.