Evan Turner’s Girlfriend is, Not Surprisingly, Very Attractive

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56 Responses to “Evan Turner’s Girlfriend is, Not Surprisingly, Very Attractive”

• 1

  spinster096 Says:
  February 29th, 2012 at 10:45 AM
  

  I was so off about Turner as a pro. I really thought he could be a no.2 on a championship team in the NBA. Seems like more of a no. 3 or no. 4 guy on a championship team. I’m pulling for him though. Seems like a good kid.

• 2

  knitty Says:
  February 29th, 2012 at 10:46 AM
  

  2nd pic is awesome.

  Might be duckworth’d but MJ’s house is up for sale.

• 3

  knitty Says:
  February 29th, 2012 at 10:46 AM
  

  http://www.bairdwarner.com/property/14781938/2700-Point-Lane-HIGHLAND-PARK-Il-60035

• 4

  José Ovechkin Says:
  February 29th, 2012 at 10:47 AM
  

  Evan Turner has a very weird voice

• 5

  SouvenirCity Says:
  February 29th, 2012 at 10:51 AM
  

  FLBP

• 6

  phillymantis915 Says:
  February 29th, 2012 at 10:51 AM
  

  Duck face strikes again in the 2nd pic. Ugh.

• 7

  KC Resident Says:
  February 29th, 2012 at 10:52 AM
  

  Fucking ducklips.

• 8

  St. Bear Says:
  February 29th, 2012 at 10:54 AM
  

  Turner, the Ohio State legend

  Not that it matters at all, but legend is a bit strong, no? Does he even make top 5 OSU players of all time?

• 9

  Matty_Cam Says:
  February 29th, 2012 at 10:54 AM
  

  I was so off about Turner as a pro. I really thought he could be a no.2 on a championship team in the NBA. Seems like more of a no. 3 or no. 4 guy on a championship team.

  If the 76ers could have a do over, would they pick DeMarcus Cousins?

• 10

  HawkEye Says:
  February 29th, 2012 at 10:54 AM
  

  FLBP?

• 11

  Linseed oil voice and Asian charm Says:
  February 29th, 2012 at 10:55 AM
  

  Duck face strikes again in the 2nd pic. Ugh.

  For the 2nd and 4th pictures.

• 12

  phillymantis915 Says:
  February 29th, 2012 at 10:55 AM
  

  If the 76ers could have a do over, would they pick DeMarcus Cousins?

  On talent level, yes. On immaturity and fitting into Collins’ scheme…no.

• 13

  MP Says:
  February 29th, 2012 at 10:57 AM
  

  Duck face strikes again in the 2nd pic. Ugh.

  The duck face isn’t so bad. It gives you a good idea of what she’ll look like when she’s kissing your dick.

• 14

  Cowboy Mike's Red Hot Ricochet Barbecue Sauce Says:
  February 29th, 2012 at 10:57 AM
  

  Great post, through the roof.

• 15

  SouvenirCity Says:
  February 29th, 2012 at 10:57 AM
  

  Future Lower Back Problems

• 16

  HtownHacker Says:
  February 29th, 2012 at 10:57 AM
  

  The two seem like a happy couple. Turner, the Ohio State legend, is having a nice sophomore year with the 76ers: 8.2 points, 5.6 rebounds, 2.7 assists per game.

  Bust.

• 17

  Jason McIntyre Says:
  February 29th, 2012 at 10:58 AM
  

  Not that it matters at all, but legend is a bit strong, no? Does he even make top 5 OSU players of all time?

  rank ‘em. How many national POYs has OSU had?

• 18

  starkweather Says:
  February 29th, 2012 at 10:58 AM
  

  NHOH

• 19

  phillymantis915 Says:
  February 29th, 2012 at 11:00 AM
  

  The duck face isn’t so bad. It gives you a good idea of what she’ll look like when she’s kissing your dick.

  Never thought of that, however the lips are too close together in duck version.

• 20

  Matty_Cam Says:
  February 29th, 2012 at 11:01 AM
  

  On talent level, yes. On immaturity and fitting into Collins’ scheme…no.

  If you were the GM, do you take him? I think a guy like Brand or someone like a Kurt Thomas would have been good for him and DMC and Brand or Hawes would have made a pretty formidable front court. I also really like Vucevic and think he’s got a chance to be a really good pro.

• 21

  HuskerDawg Says:
  February 29th, 2012 at 11:01 AM
  

  Not that it matters at all, but legend is a bit strong, no? Does he even make top 5 OSU players of all time?

  At least he wasn’t an all-time bust like Terrelle Pryor.

  /never forget

• 22

  starkweather Says:
  February 29th, 2012 at 11:01 AM
  

  Kidding aside, Evan Turner is about exactly what I thought he’d be. He’s off the bench for a legit contender or, at his absolute apex in a bad year, he could be like a 3rd option on a contender. Plus his gf is average at best for a pro athlte’ significant other. Bust city

• 23

  H.E. Pennypacker Says:
  February 29th, 2012 at 11:01 AM
  

  rank ‘em. How many national POYs has OSU had?

  That 1999 Final Four team was loaded.

  /pours one out for Michael Redd

• 24

  Irvin Pankey Says:
  February 29th, 2012 at 11:02 AM
  

  Not that it matters at all, but legend is a bit strong, no? Does he even make top 5 OSU players of all time?

  National player of the year. Pretty unique.

  Lucas, Havlicek, Kellogg, and Jimmy Jackson are the gold standard.

  Turner is probably in the second tier with Michael Redd, Herb Williams, and Jim Cleamons.

• 25

  HuskerDawg Says:
  February 29th, 2012 at 11:03 AM
  

  Wonderful headline about the school shooter in Ohio.

  “Prosecutor: 17-Year-Old Ohio School Shooting Suspect ‘Not Well’”

  You don’t say?

• 26

  H.E. Pennypacker Says:
  February 29th, 2012 at 11:04 AM
  

  That girl in the first picture doesn’t look anything like the other three. Is she the one on the right? Because the girl on the right of that first picture is a lot more attractive than the girl pictured in the other three pictures.

• 27

  HuskerDawg Says:
  February 29th, 2012 at 11:05 AM
  

  Keep on, Keepin’ on, Georgia.

• 28

  HuskerDawg Says:
  February 29th, 2012 at 11:07 AM
  

  A congressional candidate running as a Republican in the upcoming Illinois primary says the “Holocaust never happened.”

  Arthur Jones, 64, a Lyons, IL, insurance salesman who organizes family-friendly, neo-Nazi events around Adolf Hitler’s birthday, hopes to be the Republican candidate chosen to run against Democratic Congressman Dan Lipinski in Illinois’ 3rd Congressional District.

  Wow.

• 29

  rittyrich Says:
  February 29th, 2012 at 11:07 AM
  

  Keep on, Keepin’ on, Georgia.

  You might as well shoot your lawyer? Classic.

• 30

  St. Bear Says:
  February 29th, 2012 at 11:07 AM
  

  rank ‘em. How many national POYs has OSU had?

  I’ve got to do some heavy Wikipediaing.

  Jerry Lucas won twice.
  I’d put Havlicek above him.
  …

  Yeah, I guess you’re right. I just figured that a “legend” would be more recognizable to a casual fan (myself) than he is.

• 31

  Ty_Webb 1.0 Says:
  February 29th, 2012 at 11:07 AM
  

  Keep on, Keepin’ on, Georgia.

  He just wanted her to put back the hash browns

• 32

  pkiguy22 Says:
  February 29th, 2012 at 11:07 AM
  

  Looks like she has had some lip stuff done.

• 33

  Cowboy Mike's Red Hot Ricochet Barbecue Sauce Says:
  February 29th, 2012 at 11:07 AM
  

  At least he wasn’t an all-time bust like Terrelle Pryor.

  /never forget

  If only Pryor were slower, would have been a headsier guy on and off the field.

• 34

  Matty_Cam Says:
  February 29th, 2012 at 11:08 AM
  

  That girl in the first picture doesn’t look anything like the other three. Is she the one on the right? Because the girl on the right of that first picture is a lot more attractive than the girl pictured in the other three pictures.

  But the girl on the left in that first picture has a great set of cans.

• 35

  HuskerDawg Says:
  February 29th, 2012 at 11:09 AM
  

  “As far as I’m concerned, the Holocaust is nothing more than an international extortion racket by the Jews,” Jones said. “It’s the blackest lie in history. Millions of dollars are being made by Jews telling this tale of woe and misfortune in books, movies, plays and TV.

  “The more survivors, the more lies that are told.”

  This dude should definitely run for public office. What could go wrong?

• 36

  Cowboy Mike's Red Hot Ricochet Barbecue Sauce Says:
  February 29th, 2012 at 11:09 AM
  

  “As far as I’m concerned, the Holocaust is nothing more than an international extortion racket by the Jews,” Jones said. “It’s the blackest lie in history. Millions of dollars are being made by Jews telling this tale of woe and misfortune in books, movies, plays and TV.”

  Biggest black eye on the NFL in the last decade.

• 37

  starkweather Says:
  February 29th, 2012 at 11:09 AM
  

  What if Evan Turner’s girlfriend was white?

• 38

  KingGrizz Says:
  February 29th, 2012 at 11:11 AM
  

  Holocaust deniers need to have a presser so people can just ask them questions.

• 39

  HuskerDawg Says:
  February 29th, 2012 at 11:13 AM
  

  Holocaust deniers need to have a presser so people can just ask them questions.

  I would totally watch this.

• 40

  St. Bear Says:
  February 29th, 2012 at 11:13 AM
  

  Holocaust deniers need to have a presser so people can just ask them questions.

  Yeah, I’m sure everyone would behave themselves perfectly.

  /sarcasm font

• 41

  got_em_looking Says:
  February 29th, 2012 at 11:18 AM
  

  I guess the images are ordered in descending order of attractiveness… she starts as a 9 and ends up as an annoying 6.

  OT sort of: It baffles me the lengths women would go just to make themselves less attractive. This is lady gaga before she decided she was tired of being attractive and starting working on looking like tranny.

  Most women I know look their best when they’re not trying too hard so ladies less is more.

• 42

  José Ovechkin Says:
  February 29th, 2012 at 11:19 AM
  

  Holocaust deniers need to have a presser so people can just ask them questions.

  The first time I had heard about someone denying the existence of the Holocaust was by some tween girl country group called “Prussian Blue” 6 or 7 years ago. ’twas eye opening to say the least.

  Are there any slavery deniers? Or like, anyone denying Alexander the Great existed?

• 43

  H.E. Pennypacker Says:
  February 29th, 2012 at 11:21 AM
  

  Are there any slavery deniers? Or like, anyone denying Alexander the Great existed?

  Oh, I’m sure there are. Lots of wackos (whackos?) out there.

• 44

  Cowboy Mike's Red Hot Ricochet Barbecue Sauce Says:
  February 29th, 2012 at 11:21 AM
  

  Hey look it’s Mike NYC in article format!

• 45

  Cowboy Mike's Red Hot Ricochet Barbecue Sauce Says:
  February 29th, 2012 at 11:22 AM
  

  The first time I had heard about someone denying the existence of the Holocaust was by some tween girl country group called “Prussian Blue” 6 or 7 years ago. ’twas eye opening to say the least.

  I edited an article on them once, really REALLY interesting story. The mother is absolutely fucking insane and made them do it.

• 46

  ohheelyeah Says:
  February 29th, 2012 at 11:23 AM
  

  Evan Turner’s Girlfriend is, Not Surprisingly, Very UN-Attractive

  /fixed for accuracy

  There is nothing remotely attractive about this chick. Please stop trolling the titles of your own posts. You would have been better served working Jeremy Lin or Lob City into the title, for it would have been more accurate and probably would’ve generated more clicks.

• 47

  St. Bear Says:
  February 29th, 2012 at 11:24 AM
  

  It baffles me the lengths women would go just to make themselves less attractive. This is lady gaga before she decided she was tired of being attractive and starting working on looking like tranny.

  I get your point, but Lady Gaga is a shock artist, not unlike Alice Cooper or Marilyn Manson. People don’t seem to realize it because she makes pop music. It would go against her image if she were attractive.

• 48

  St. Bear Says:
  February 29th, 2012 at 11:29 AM
  

  Hey look it’s Mike NYC in article format!

  The opening to that article read like something from the Onion. Then they almost got to making some good points, but shied away and went back to sensationalism.

• 49

  Patrick Patterson-Kidd-Gilchrist Says:
  February 29th, 2012 at 11:30 AM
  

  Elmer Fudd has a great method for dealing with duck-lipped females.

• 50

  Wally's World Says:
  February 29th, 2012 at 11:36 AM
  

  Havlicek was a very good contributor in college, but not great. His greatness came as a Celtic. Lucas was robbed of a being an all-time great pro by bad knees (ditto Clark Kellogg).

  Lucas, Kellogg, and Jackson are the OSU gold standard. Evan is at the next level with Redd, Herb Williams, Kelvin Ransey, Dennis Hopson, Jim Cleamons, and some other 60′s guys as well.

• 51

  Milk Steak To Go Says:
  February 29th, 2012 at 11:36 AM
  

  This is what happens when you cross Jenn Sterger with J-Wow.

• 52

  mizerle06 is mcintyred of all the trollin' Says:
  February 29th, 2012 at 11:40 AM
  

  Hey look it’s Mike NYC in article format!

  awesome.

• 53

  got_em_looking Says:
  February 29th, 2012 at 11:42 AM
  

  I get your point, but Lady Gaga is a shock artist, not unlike Alice Cooper or Marilyn Manson. People don’t seem to realize it because she makes pop music. It would go against her image if she were attractive.

  Those 2 are male. Women can do pretty well on basis of conventional attractiveness. Men don’t seem to benefit much career wise from being attractive so they need more. I doubt that the shock value of Lady Gaga’s looks has a significant effect on her popularity. Certainly her edgy lyrics and personality is more of a factor. The rest is pure luck of the draw.

• 54

  cleet Says:
  February 29th, 2012 at 11:55 AM
  

  Are there any slavery deniers? Or like, anyone denying Alexander the Great existed?

  There are a lot of people who think the Earth is 6,000 years old.

• 55

  Jim Harbaugh Scramble Says:
  February 29th, 2012 at 12:30 PM
  

  nice sophomore year with the 76ers: 8.2 points, 5.6 rebounds, 2.7 assists per game.

  yeah, nice numbers for the second pick in the draft.

• 56

  m1chael Says:
  February 29th, 2012 at 6:45 PM
  

  He used to date Samantha Prahalis, which I could understand because of the basketball connection, but it just seems Turner has an off taste in women.

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