Roundup: The Oscars Were Dull, Jennifer Lopez Had a Near Wardrobe Malfunction, Joel Zumaya is Already Out For The Season
Oscars. No surprises for the big awards. Billy Crystal gave a retrospective of Billy Crystal doing the Oscars. Kristen Wiig got screwed to not win best original screenplay. Angelina Jolie’s pale, emaciated leg is still jarring. Yes, J-Lo came perilously close to a wardrobe malfunction. Rose Byrne because the pickings were slim, literally, and the Scorcese shot was the funniest moment of the night. If you want us to see more movies, make better ones and charge less.
Non-Oscars. The LA Times is starting a “membership program“, which is clearly not a “paywall.” The Republican Primary shows a party divided. Mitt Romney still wants you to believe he’s a car guy. Santorum wants to break down the boundary between church and state. No biggie. Obama wants kids to go to college. What a snob. Hipster LeBron. Interstellar travel might not be so far off. Happy employees are more creative and productive . More violence in Syria…
Layla Kiffin sealed the deal with Tee Martin [LA Times]
George Lucas should have put more thought into the Death Star’s trash compactor. [McSweeney's]
The Mets Adam Loewen is trying to pull a Rick Ankiel [Star Ledger]
Crocodile. Testicles. Don’t ford a river in Zimbabwe unless absolutely necessary. [Global Post]
Jarome Iginla is too nice to market himself. [FOX Sports]
Baseball’s drug testing policy is flawed. [NYTimes]
Tennessee high school blocks atheist editorial from school newspaper. [KnoxNews]
Derrick Rose signed a $260 million endorsement deal with Adidas [Chicago Tribune]
British skier brought back to life after being buried in avalanche. [World of Sport]
Joel Zumaya already knocked himself out for the season, needs Tommy John surgery. [Pioneer Press]
Slovakians vote to name a bridge after Chuck Norris. It doesn’t cross the water. The water cowers in fear. [Guardian]
This is how I picture many of you…
Here’s Jamie Carragher speaking, walking out of an interview after a dick question. [via 101GreatGoals]
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February 27th, 2012 at 8:34 AM
Is this sentence supposed to make sense?
February 27th, 2012 at 8:35 AM
/adjusts monocle.
that was funny, duffy.
February 27th, 2012 at 8:35 AM
A silent movie 90% of america had never heard of before last night winning the biggest awards isn’t a surprise?
I couldn’t even make it through the trailer.
February 27th, 2012 at 8:36 AM
I’ve got more of a drawl that a fatty lisp, and my goatee is better groomed, but other than that, nailed it.
February 27th, 2012 at 8:36 AM
I liked the British girl on the pre show ALOT. She was very annoying, but very hot — great combo.
February 27th, 2012 at 8:37 AM
cameron diaz’s face looks beat under all those lights.
February 27th, 2012 at 8:37 AM
Who’s the stick in the mud with the photo above? She looks like she’s got a stick up her arse.
February 27th, 2012 at 8:38 AM
Oh that Meryl Streep, she’s such a phony baloney
/hyena’d
February 27th, 2012 at 8:38 AM
Yeah, good luck on them charging less. Never going to happen.
February 27th, 2012 at 8:38 AM
Seriously? No. Artsy fartsy is what the Oscars are all about. What was surprising is how many people still watch these things.
February 27th, 2012 at 8:39 AM
Another Hollywood starlette that gets a ALOT of love from the media, yet she ALWAYS looks like she’s been rode hard and put away wet. Over-rated in my opinion
February 27th, 2012 at 8:40 AM
I’m still waiting for the dick question.
February 27th, 2012 at 8:40 AM
Swept all the other awards shows…everyone predicted it beforehand…
February 27th, 2012 at 8:41 AM
Hey golfers – anyone ever order anything from Carl’s Golfland? Was looking for some stuff over the weekend and they had some great prices. Had never heard of it though so I wanted some input.
February 27th, 2012 at 8:42 AM
That guy put on 8 pounds during the taping of that video.
February 27th, 2012 at 8:42 AM
I don’t get it.
February 27th, 2012 at 8:45 AM
Just because I played Arkham City a lot this weekend doesn’t mean that we’re that fat…
February 27th, 2012 at 8:45 AM
It makes me happy to think that’s Hernia. But, I DIGRESS!
/sips Big Gulp
February 27th, 2012 at 8:47 AM
Can’t agree. Bridesmaids was funny at parts, but too long and the story drove itself off a cliff. I’d put Margin Call or Midnight in Paris ahead of it.
I wish Gary Oldman had won. He put forth another brilliant performance in TTSS. My favorite moment of the night was him and Natalie Portman exchanging sentiments from on stage from when they were in The Professional.
February 27th, 2012 at 8:48 AM
Truly a shame if this is the end of his career. Had so much potential. Even though he was with the Twins, I was rooting for him.
February 27th, 2012 at 8:51 AM
Bridesmaids last 45 minutes was like the end of Wedding Crashers, just replace Kristen Wiig with Owen Wilson.
February 27th, 2012 at 8:52 AM
Michael Shannon in Take Shelter was the best actor of the year and wasn’t even nominated. But yeah, Oldman or Clooney over Dujardin, easily.
I dont think I would have voted for a single person who won last night.
February 27th, 2012 at 8:52 AM
Someone spilled politics and religion in my bowl of roundup.
February 27th, 2012 at 8:53 AM
Agree completely. It was a sham he wasn’t nominated.
February 27th, 2012 at 8:58 AM
Hunter Mahan was in the zone all weekend.
February 27th, 2012 at 8:58 AM
They’re legit.
February 27th, 2012 at 9:00 AM
Not a huge J-Lo fan but that link… her hotness is undeniable. lawdy.
Was Joel Zumaya the guy who first wrecked himself playing guitar hero?
February 27th, 2012 at 9:00 AM
I’m a nighthawk so I watched my DVR’d Walking Dead after the Oscars ended so if we want to bitch about that shitshow as well I can do that.
February 27th, 2012 at 9:01 AM
Take Shelter wasn’t a period piece or about making movies, and he didn’t wear a costume or play a man with a crippling physical disease. Had no chance. It’s like Sam Rockwell in Moon — best acting performance of that year by a mile. Absolutely no chance of being recognized for it.
February 27th, 2012 at 9:01 AM
Danka – getting me the Superfast 2.0 driver for $169 and some new Cleveland wedges.
February 27th, 2012 at 9:01 AM
George Lucas should have put more thought into the Death Star’s trash compactor.
That article makes tremendous sense but I didnt laugh once.
February 27th, 2012 at 9:02 AM
Yes. First in a series of devastating arm injuries.
February 27th, 2012 at 9:03 AM
I enjoyed Rick and Shane beating each other senseless like idiots so they could attract as many zombies as they could. And I like that just now, they are figuring out that perhaps to conserve bullets and to be quieter, that maybe they should be stabbing zombie heads instead of shooting all the time? I do hate that blonde chick but man did I enjoy her telling off Lori.
February 27th, 2012 at 9:03 AM
And they’re in Michigan. We need the business.
February 27th, 2012 at 9:03 AM
Hunter Mahan was in the zone all weekend.
okay so 6 matches x 18 holes, minus the holes he saved by winning early so he played about 100 holes. 35 birdies – that’s a birdie every 3 holes GOOD GOD.
February 27th, 2012 at 9:04 AM
Here’s Jamie Carragher speaking, walking out of an interview after a dick question.
I’m still waiting for the dick question.
Yeah, me too. It’s a legit question for someone who’s 34, which, in football terms is like Jamie Moyer. Look, he was a solid defender in his heyday, but he’s past his prime now, and can’t keep up with the faster players.
February 27th, 2012 at 9:04 AM
2 more days til I can start to spend on some new gear for this year…looking into a driver, some loft wedges and would love to get a bunch of balls on the cheap.
February 27th, 2012 at 9:07 AM
Bridesmaids last 45 minutes was like the end of Wedding Crashers, just replace Kristen Wiig with Owen Wilson.
+1. The last 1/2 hr of Bridesmaids ruined, what was up to that point, a pretty good comedy.
February 27th, 2012 at 9:07 AM
A million times this! I hate Lori.
February 27th, 2012 at 9:07 AM
Played 18 on Friday and Sunday and holy shit do I suck. I practice my face off all winter on swing changes in the house, and as soon as I get over a ball all the old bad habits immediately show up.
Le Sigh.
February 27th, 2012 at 9:07 AM
JOHANNESBURG, South Africa — A Zimbabwe man is in hospital after a crocodile bit off his testicles and part of his penis as he tried to cross a flooded river, pants-less and carrying box of tomatoes on his head. Jonah Maturure, 70, from Marutaya village in Gutu, said he was crossing the Chivake River, swollen from recent heavy rains, with tomatoes for sale when the crocodile attacked him
Well, dude was 70. Hope he got some mileage out of those balls. It’d been more tragic if it was man cut down in his prime.
February 27th, 2012 at 9:08 AM
A Zimbabwe man is in hospital after a crocodile bit off his testicles and part of his penis as he tried to cross a flooded river, pants-less and carrying box of tomatoes on his head.
Legend
February 27th, 2012 at 9:09 AM
I played my first round at my new club yesterday. I think I had 2 pars over 18. I also hit into a group that was on the tee next to our green. and when I say hit into them, I mean a guy was sitting in his cart waiting for the tee and I pushed a 200 yard 5-iron into the seat of his cart, on the fly. he wasn’t too pleased. oops, good first impression.
February 27th, 2012 at 9:09 AM
*******TJ
High school outside Cleveland in country/suburban area, gunfire, 4 kids shot, life-lighted to hospital
February 27th, 2012 at 9:11 AM
Ironically they were Heirloom tomatoes.
February 27th, 2012 at 9:13 AM
That part I could understand. They had a lot of crap built up between each other. What I don’t get is Rick saving Shane. I guess it is just Rick’s character to be a non-survivalist idiot. Should have left the dude impaled on the fence, should have left Shane in the bus. It is obvious Shane wants to take Rick out, but he brings him back. He deserves to die, but for the sake of story he will live everytime.
Finally some real talk in camp. Every word Andrea said was true, but it’s funny she tells Shane last episode that he needs to work on his delivery for giving truth and then she gets herself ostracized from the house.
February 27th, 2012 at 9:13 AM
I almost turned off The Walking Dead at the beginning when it was another Shane and Grimes bitchfest. Kept watching and the ending was such a mess I’m not sure I can keep watching it just to bitch on Monday mornings. That ending. So bad.
February 27th, 2012 at 9:14 AM
Perhaps the most “this guy is a traumatic arm injury waiting to happen” delivery of all time.
February 27th, 2012 at 9:15 AM
I know a great way to find out if she wants to live: Let her kill herself and fail.
Prove she’s not a witch by drowning her!
February 27th, 2012 at 9:15 AM
I guess what we were supposed to gather is that when Rick was looking down at the 2 uniformed zombies that they killed, it reminded him that him and Shane were partners. Or something
February 27th, 2012 at 9:15 AM
This is how I picture many of you…
I do love me some Firehouse subs.
February 27th, 2012 at 9:16 AM
It’s been made clear that the rest of the season will center around the farm. So many fucking episodes at this farm. I like how they think we give a shit about a girl wanting to commit suicide or even Carl getting shot in the first place. It’s zombie apocalypse ffs. And we are not watching for the touching human stories, anyone watching for that has left already because of the horrible dialogue and bad acting. We just want zombies, and killing, and intense action.
February 27th, 2012 at 9:17 AM
Can someone please teach duffy how to make a link that will open in a new window like every other writer on this site?
February 27th, 2012 at 9:17 AM
Anyone else have the theory that Santorum is purposefully throwing away the nomination? I mean I can’t help but feel like he is ruining his campaign but doing it in a manner that doesn’t look like he is throwing it away.
February 27th, 2012 at 9:18 AM
Ironically they were Heirloom tomatoes.
It was not reported if his beefsteak variety was injured.
February 27th, 2012 at 9:19 AM
And immediately forget that he fucked his wife and wants to get back with her and take over his role and that he threw a fucking huge wrench at his head.
February 27th, 2012 at 9:19 AM
No – he’s just that much of a moron and how he’s even in the running is beyond comprehension, particularly for PA residents.
February 27th, 2012 at 9:20 AM
Lori is a fucking snatch. That was a great scene. Just put a bullet in that fucking “hostage” and get it over with.
On the bright side, we’ve basically got a month until Game of Thrones, so Sundays will be saved.
/doesn’t watch Mad Men
February 27th, 2012 at 9:20 AM
“I talked to (Raines) about a strategy,” Santorum said on the show. “I recommended he stay back in the pack, you know, hang back there until the right time, and then bolt to the front when it really counts. So let’s watch. I’m hoping that for the first, you know, maybe 300, 400 miles, he’s sitting way, way back, letting all the other folks crash and burn, and then sneak up at the end and win this thing.”
cue Raines wanting to kill himself.
February 27th, 2012 at 9:22 AM
That is what I figured too. I love that Rick is so angry with Shane, but seems to completely over look the fact that his wife immediately jumped into bed with his best friend.
February 27th, 2012 at 9:22 AM
These WD complaints are hilarious, and why I threw in the towel a year ago. They’re on the farm because the show got its budget slashed. Now, the shitty writing and pacing is 100 percent on the writing staff. But the show doesn’t have the money to be what it should because it has to subsidize better, poorly rated shows like Mad Men and Breaking Bad.
February 27th, 2012 at 9:24 AM
Yeah, I didn’t get that part where they were talking about the scratches instead of bites shit.
I looked at the Wiki page for the comics to see where the story is going. I can’t promise that the decision making process gets much better….if they stay according to the comics. On the bright side, looks like certain characters meet their demise that will make everyone happy.
February 27th, 2012 at 9:25 AM
+1 lube and fecal matter milkshake
February 27th, 2012 at 9:25 AM
I really think just making it a run for your life zombiefest would not be any more of a cost than the current format. It also takes the ease off dialogue if you have the characters fighting zombies at every turn.
February 27th, 2012 at 9:25 AM
Two things:
1) Everyone keeps saying the Oscars are dull. Has there ever been an awards show that wasn’t? What do you want?
2) When you said Layla Kiffen sealed the deal for Tee Martin, I thought it meant something else entirely.
February 27th, 2012 at 9:26 AM
And we are not watching for the touching human stories, anyone watching for that has left already because of the horrible dialogue and bad acting. We just want zombies, and killing, and intense action
What makes it worse is that I bought and plowed through World War Z on Saturday afternoon from cover to cover. There really isn’t any character development in that either, but at least it’s entertaining and doesn’t take place on some farm that has an invisible zombie perimeter around it.
February 27th, 2012 at 9:27 AM
No – he’s just that much of a moron and how he’s even in the running is beyond comprehension, particularly for PA residents.
Amen.
February 27th, 2012 at 9:28 AM
Ironically they were Heirloom tomatoes.
Excellent.
February 27th, 2012 at 9:28 AM
Anyone else have the theory that Santorum is purposefully throwing away the nomination?
No – he’s just that much of a moron and how he’s even in the running is beyond comprehension, particularly for PA residents.
Meh.. for as much as I think the guy is a nut, I’ll give him credit for taking a hard line stance on what his beliefs are and not just flip flopping and saying whatever he thinks people want to hear to get him elected.
February 27th, 2012 at 9:28 AM
Smoke Monster >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Zombies
February 27th, 2012 at 9:28 AM
Yet again, the American Twitter public has no concept of female anatomy. An aeriola is not a nipple and J Lo did not have a nip slip.
February 27th, 2012 at 9:29 AM
This was shocking to me. I can’t imagine how this is in Adidas’ best interest.
February 27th, 2012 at 9:30 AM
Everyone keeps saying the Oscars are dull. Has there ever been an awards show that wasn’t? What do you want?
I watched most of the grammys and approximately 34% of it was interesting.
February 27th, 2012 at 9:30 AM
Couldn’t they fire (kill off) like half the cast to save money?
February 27th, 2012 at 9:30 AM
Yet again, the American Twitter public has no concept of female anatomy. An aeriola is not a nipple and J Lo did not have a nip slip.
You are the only person I know that makes a clear distinction between and areola and a nipple.
February 27th, 2012 at 9:32 AM
He will/does scare the shit out of the majority of people. He wants us to live our lives like it was the 13th century.
February 27th, 2012 at 9:33 AM
I quit watching WD this season, and based on everything I’m reading here, it sounds like it’s 99% horrible talking scenes with all the annoying characters and 1% zombie action. By the end of their last hiatus I was fast forwarding through every scene involving extended dialogue so I think I made the right choice in bailing.
February 27th, 2012 at 9:33 AM
Yet again, the American Twitter public has no concept of female anatomy. An aeriola is not a nipple and J Lo did not have a nip slip.
Good call.
I was watching the beginning with my wife and I threw out “I think see a shade of areola there.” She slapped me and told me I was no longer allowed to watch any more “Big Bang Theory” episodes.
February 27th, 2012 at 9:33 AM
Was surprised they only had two songs nominated for Best Original Song.
February 27th, 2012 at 9:34 AM
Yet again, the American Twitter public has no concept of female anatomy. An aeriola is not a nipple and J Lo did not have a nip slip.
Seriously? It’s part of the nipple right? Same color as said nipple yes? It’s about as close to a nip slip as you can get without having a nip slip.
February 27th, 2012 at 9:34 AM
You are the only person I know that makes a clear distinction between and areola and a nipple.
NSFW
February 27th, 2012 at 9:35 AM
I was this close to fast forwarding through the stupid suicide talk last night. When that happens, it’s time to go. At this point, I’m just waiting for people to die.
/glares at Lori
February 27th, 2012 at 9:35 AM
so that guy has to wonder if he would have left his pants on, would the croc still have chowed down on his nuts?
/The very pants I was returning
February 27th, 2012 at 9:35 AM
1) Everyone keeps saying the Oscars are dull. Has there ever been an awards show that wasn’t?
AVN’s.
February 27th, 2012 at 9:36 AM
‘Areola slip’ just doesn’t have the same ring to it. And it’s close enough, it’s not like it’s fine and dandy to show female areola on network television.
February 27th, 2012 at 9:36 AM
NO and not necessarily.
How are guys obsessed with boobs yet have no idea what boobs looks like?
February 27th, 2012 at 9:36 AM
Santorum has three college degrees
February 27th, 2012 at 9:36 AM
Meh, I’ve seen J-Lo’s tits. Big deal.
Rent Money Train, where she bangs Wesley Snipes.
February 27th, 2012 at 9:37 AM
How are guys obsessed with boobs yet have no idea what boobs looks like?
Because we watch more porn than you.
February 27th, 2012 at 9:38 AM
I believe the correct answer here is that the American public doesn’t give a shit, because it’s all part of the boob anyways.
February 27th, 2012 at 9:38 AM
Haven’t seen bridesmaids yet… is at as good as advertised?
February 27th, 2012 at 9:39 AM
They haven’t stayed according to the comics so far. Shane is suppose to be dead. Just skimming that plot story I wish they had followed that one more closely.
February 27th, 2012 at 9:39 AM
Nobody gives an interview like Jamie Carragher. His calling into a radio show that was talking shit about him was one of the best. Also nobody speaks worse English as a native speaker than him.
February 27th, 2012 at 9:40 AM
I hated it, most people I know loved it. The chick from Gilmore Girls was funny though.
February 27th, 2012 at 9:43 AM
Up to the airplane scene, it’s really good. After that then it goes downhill fast a la Wedding Crashers.
February 27th, 2012 at 9:43 AM
I enjoyed it. The fat chick holds it together. Wiig really isn’t that funny. Chris O’Dowd is really funny, but he’s good in a lot of things.
I don’t think it’s a female version of The Hangover. It’s a female version of I Love You Man.
Also it’s not groundbreaking. Laverne and Shirley?
February 27th, 2012 at 9:43 AM
They haven’t stayed according to the comics so far. Shane is suppose to be dead. Just skimming that plot story I wish they had followed that one more closely.
He’ll be dead soon. He’s got a pilot to shoot with WD’s original showrunner.
February 27th, 2012 at 9:45 AM
It’s a female version of I Love You Man.
I still don’t know whether I liked that movie. It was sort of hard to feel sympathetic for the Rudd character. Dude was lame.
February 27th, 2012 at 9:46 AM
Her scene in the jewelry store with the girl was funny. I really don’t like most things I’ve seen her do on SNL though.
No way, I Love You Man was awesome.
/Totes McGotes
February 27th, 2012 at 9:46 AM
Random thought…why is it OK to show most of a woman’s breast on TV, as long as the nipple is hidden? Why doesn’t it work the other way – show the nipple but hide the rest of the boob? What is it about the nipple?
February 27th, 2012 at 9:47 AM
. I really don’t like most things I’ve seen her do on SNL though.
target lady is awesome.
February 27th, 2012 at 9:47 AM
To me Bridesmaids was more of a female version of Get him to the Greek
February 27th, 2012 at 9:47 AM
That was actually really funny, good call.
I just mean in the kind of comedy.
February 27th, 2012 at 9:48 AM
Checked out that Carl’s Golfland site someone mentioned above….looks pretty solid. Buying brand new golf clubs has never made sense to me. Just wait until new models are released and buy the model that’s a year old (but still brand new) for a fraction of the price.
February 27th, 2012 at 9:48 AM
Random thought…why is it OK to show most of a woman’s breast on TV, as long as the nipple is hidden? Why doesn’t it work the other way – show the nipple but hide the rest of the boob? What is it about the nipple?
I’ll take it a bit further.. why isn’t acceptable for women to go topless? If men can, they should be able to if they want. Boobs aren’t genitalia. It’s not like bikini’s leave much to the imagination anyway.
/pipedream’d
February 27th, 2012 at 9:49 AM
Perhaps Santorum was a bit “inartful” in his word choice. However, not everyone needs to go to college. More specifically, not everyone needs to go into thousands of dollars in debt to get a useless Liberal Arts degree in English or Poly Sci while simultaneously creating the next credit bubble.
February 27th, 2012 at 9:49 AM
I thought Role Models was kind of underrated for what it was.
February 27th, 2012 at 9:50 AM
Be careful what you wish for, you know all the fat lesbians would be the first to walk around with their saggy boobs hanging out if it was allowed.
February 27th, 2012 at 9:51 AM
Really like that movie.
February 27th, 2012 at 9:51 AM
its official- angelina jolie is the ugliest woman in hollywood.
February 27th, 2012 at 9:51 AM
Too much Stiffler
February 27th, 2012 at 9:52 AM
This. It’s like hearing someone say they’d love to be a gynocologist.
No, you wouldn’t.
February 27th, 2012 at 9:52 AM
I’ll agree with this. Role Models is incredibly solid and Sean William Scott & Paul Rudd were a good pairing.
February 27th, 2012 at 9:52 AM
Be careful what you wish for, you know all the fat lesbians would be the first to walk around with their saggy boobs hanging out if it was allowed.
Oh I know… but there are plenty of men that shouldn’t be walking around topless either and that hasn’t killed me yet.
Too much Stiffler
That’s fair. Also, too little Elizabeth Banks.
February 27th, 2012 at 9:52 AM
I’ve got a degree in Roly Poly Sci.
February 27th, 2012 at 9:53 AM
I did enjoy that one of the germans from Beerfest won an Oscar last night.
February 27th, 2012 at 9:53 AM
That movie is absolutely hilarious. Really enjoyed it.
February 27th, 2012 at 9:54 AM
DAS BOOT!
February 27th, 2012 at 9:55 AM
Who?
February 27th, 2012 at 9:56 AM
Now THAT is an underrated comedy.
February 27th, 2012 at 9:57 AM
A friend of mine saw the artist, said it was really good and the dog was great in it… saw the little guy up on the stage at the end last night… that was cool.
Billy Crystal though… woof. He tell one memorable joke? I don’t recall one. Franco was better than he was.
February 27th, 2012 at 9:57 AM
Nat Faxon. He also had a brief cameo in an episode of Party Down.
The guys who is talking at the start of this clip.
February 27th, 2012 at 9:58 AM
I did enjoy that one of the germans from Beerfest won an Oscar last night
Now THAT is an underrated comedy.
the racial stereotypes on display during the actual olympics are superb.
February 27th, 2012 at 9:58 AM
Uhhh…you serious, Clark? That movie had some funny scenes and all but the whole lot of them should feel lucky just to have been nominated.
February 27th, 2012 at 9:58 AM
Having dead fascists host the Oscars is the only way I would watch.
February 27th, 2012 at 9:59 AM
As well you should.
/Team Aerola
February 27th, 2012 at 10:00 AM
Franco was certainly higher.
February 27th, 2012 at 10:00 AM
Thought Clooney got robbed. Saw the descendants last week, and while I thought it was just a so-so movie.. he played a guy who was kind of a dope and not in control of his life and pulled it off pretty well. There wasn’t any of the “I’m Clooney, ergo, I’m fucking awesome” in it at all.
February 27th, 2012 at 10:00 AM
Ya think? My mind is BLOWN.
February 27th, 2012 at 10:02 AM
Also… Clooney’s older daughter in that movie… smokeshow. Incredible body on her.
February 27th, 2012 at 10:02 AM
So what did he win an oscar for?
February 27th, 2012 at 10:03 AM
Ken Jeong as King Argotron was great. He never fails to crack me up.
February 27th, 2012 at 10:03 AM
Been on this bandwagon for awhile. There’s alot more room on that bandwagon too. Who else belongs on there???
February 27th, 2012 at 10:04 AM
Nevermind
February 27th, 2012 at 10:04 AM
Speaking of movies, I watched Bad Teacher this weekend.
Not a good decision on my part.
February 27th, 2012 at 10:04 AM
The world need ditch-diggers too.
February 27th, 2012 at 10:05 AM
I am stunned that there hasn’t been any mention of Stacy Kiebler or that her pic from the Oscars was not the roundup pic. She had the most camera time of any non-nominee last night. Sure, she was with George Clooney but there’s no question the camera was centered on her every time because she looked, well, like she always does.
February 27th, 2012 at 10:08 AM
she looks like skeletor. gross.
February 27th, 2012 at 10:08 AM
Thanks, I have it free On Demand and have scrolled past it several times wondering if i should click on it. Now I know.
February 27th, 2012 at 10:11 AM
Roeth -
I just saw this. I worked at Carl’s throughout high school. It’s the best golf shop in Michigan hands down. I buy all of my golf stuff from their retail store. Great place.
February 27th, 2012 at 10:12 AM
There’s a funny moment or two, but most of it felt super forced. Glad I could save you an hour and a half of your life.
February 27th, 2012 at 10:13 AM
I don’t watch many movies, and my GF came home with that one a month or so ago. fucking awful. there is nothing redeeming about Cameron Diaz.
February 27th, 2012 at 10:17 AM
Another one to add to my bandwagon of Over-Rated, Super-Hyped, Hollywood Starlettes.
February 27th, 2012 at 10:18 AM
Adapted screenplay for The Descendants. Him and two others.
February 27th, 2012 at 10:20 AM
She killed it, no question.
February 27th, 2012 at 10:26 AM
No mentions of how gorgeous Natalie Portman looked? She’s skinny, but not Angelina Jolie starving herself skinny.
February 27th, 2012 at 10:37 AM
Natalie Portman in Beautiful Girls > Natalie Portman in Leon.
February 27th, 2012 at 10:40 AM
You’re talking about acting right? I hope…..
February 27th, 2012 at 10:42 AM
No. No I am not.
February 27th, 2012 at 10:44 AM
I watched most of the grammys and approximately 34% of it was interesting.
Eh, everyone has a Grammy, so there’s no prestige to them.
February 27th, 2012 at 10:48 AM
Oh dear.
February 27th, 2012 at 10:51 AM
Though actually that would still hold true. She’s the worst actor in Leon. Beautiful Girls is actually a pretty damn good movie.
February 27th, 2012 at 10:55 AM
Eh, everyone has a Grammy, so there’s no prestige to them.
I don’t care about the award – I care about the level of entertainment created at the event.
February 27th, 2012 at 11:30 AM
Noting that Natalie Portman looked good is like noting that Blake Griffin dunked.
February 28th, 2012 at 9:28 AM
I don’t care about the award – I care about the level of entertainment created at the event.
The entertainment would be to lighten up; let the jokes fly. We need more Chris Rock. I would’ve loved to see George Carlin host when he was alive. Man that would’ve been great.
Other than that, it’s handing out awards. Not an entertaining thing in and of itself, IMO.
March 6th, 2012 at 7:37 AM
Otis Redding. Hell, yeah.
Twenty-seven when he died. Sounded like a guy who had seen a whole lot more that his years would suggest. One of the true all-time greats. That song is a killer.
March 6th, 2012 at 7:56 AM
This is how I picture many of you…
Dang. That’s just wrong, man.