Kate Upton Did a Carl’s Jr. Commercial in Stockings
Here’s Kate Upton doing a Carl’s Jr. commercial for some form of burger. This has a Costanza-esque feel. “I got greedy. I flew too close to the sun on wings of pastrami…” That’s enough from me. Enjoy.
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February 27th, 2012 at 1:33 PM
I gotta go find a Carl’s Jr.
February 27th, 2012 at 1:35 PM
OMG.
February 27th, 2012 at 1:35 PM
My penis just exploded.
February 27th, 2012 at 1:38 PM
That burger looks horrible
/May have missed the point
February 27th, 2012 at 1:38 PM
/watching on phone
//walks into wall
February 27th, 2012 at 1:39 PM
Thank you God
February 27th, 2012 at 1:40 PM
Ummmm, what was the question again?
February 27th, 2012 at 1:41 PM
I’m not one of the younger guys here so I feel just a tad creepy lusting after her so much.
I hate Hardees food.
/grabs keys to go to Hardess for lunch
February 27th, 2012 at 1:42 PM
The easiest job in the world is being a hot girl.
/pours one out for fatties
February 27th, 2012 at 1:42 PM
Ugh, her one eyebrow is slightly longer than the other. I don’t know what you guys see in her
/SG
February 27th, 2012 at 1:43 PM
Old guys lusting after her >>>>>>>>>>>>>> idiots saying how she’s not hot/fat/will have saggy tits in 10 years
BTW…I hope you aren’t older than me. (30)
February 27th, 2012 at 1:44 PM
32 here
February 27th, 2012 at 1:45 PM
I feel blessed to have spent 10 seconds of my life with my arm around Ms.Upton. Very blessed.
February 27th, 2012 at 1:45 PM
I like the way the line runs up the back of the stockings.
I’ve always liked those kind of high heels too. You know, I…
No no no no, don’t take ‘em off, don’t take… Leave ‘em on, leave ‘em on.
Yeah, that’s it, a little more to the right, a little more…
February 27th, 2012 at 1:45 PM
Shit…I meant to say I hope Squak wasn’t younger than me…or else that would make me a creepy old guy too.
Words is hard
February 27th, 2012 at 1:46 PM
BTW…I hope you aren’t older than me. (30)
I have a kid in college – presumably older than our friend Kate here.
February 27th, 2012 at 1:46 PM
Did you ask her what she thought of Lost?
February 27th, 2012 at 1:47 PM
Upton wins.
Flawless Victory.
February 27th, 2012 at 1:48 PM
Kinda feel the same.
February 27th, 2012 at 1:49 PM
I honestly don’t get the point. So I’m supposed to jack it to a burger ad?
February 27th, 2012 at 1:49 PM
Link?
February 27th, 2012 at 1:51 PM
Bullpen catcher
February 27th, 2012 at 1:51 PM
Well that was enjoyable
February 27th, 2012 at 1:52 PM
I don’t know but Jalapeno and Pepper Jack. Goodness, this ad should be followed up with a baking brownies with Kate commercial.
February 27th, 2012 at 1:52 PM
Wouldn’t be the first time I jerked off to a sandwich.
February 27th, 2012 at 1:52 PM
Did you ask her what she thought of Lost?
One of my favorite TBLisms of all time
February 27th, 2012 at 1:52 PM
You’ve jacked it to worse.
February 27th, 2012 at 1:53 PM
I’m 29, 30 in six months, and Kate Upton is flawless. F the haters.
February 27th, 2012 at 1:53 PM
dude, didn’t you jack it to the weather channel?
February 27th, 2012 at 1:53 PM
I have a kid in college – presumably older than our friend Kate here.
Link?
wtf – let me clarify – I have a SON in college older than Kate.
/Daughter is in HS
//Loads and cocks S&W 5906
February 27th, 2012 at 1:54 PM
You aren’t the only one.
February 27th, 2012 at 1:54 PM
Yeah when I was like 13 and it was the day of 14.4 modems.
February 27th, 2012 at 1:54 PM
Butter face!
February 27th, 2012 at 1:55 PM
I feel like I’m one of the youngest commenters here (24). Seems like the majority is around the late 20s/early 30s range.
February 27th, 2012 at 1:55 PM
Ha. She’s definitely hot, but I’m on /team “really hope she doesnt have the Lindsay Lohan aging syndrome”
February 27th, 2012 at 1:55 PM
Link?
/coop
February 27th, 2012 at 1:56 PM
I’m not saying this isn’t hot (not watching at work, assume it is). I mean I remember when Paris did the car wash ads for them and I was just as stumped.
February 27th, 2012 at 1:56 PM
Hey now, Vivian Brown can get it.
February 27th, 2012 at 1:56 PM
+ whatever you want
February 27th, 2012 at 1:56 PM
I just turned 29 and I feel like many other commenters are similar in age… TJ/Phillymantis I’m pretty sure are.
February 27th, 2012 at 1:56 PM
I honestly don’t get the point. So I’m supposed to jack it to a burger ad?
If I had a nickel.
February 27th, 2012 at 1:56 PM
Where you been? You’ve been like a…ghost around here.
February 27th, 2012 at 1:56 PM
I’m only 31. Here’s my YouTube account to prove it.
February 27th, 2012 at 1:57 PM
dude, didn’t you jack it to the weather channel?
No shame in that either.
February 27th, 2012 at 1:58 PM
Doug Pederson or
Curtis PainterFebruary 27th, 2012 at 1:58 PM
lollerskates
February 27th, 2012 at 1:58 PM
Old guys lusting after her >>>>>>>>>>>>>> idiots saying how she’s not hot/fat/will have saggy tits in 10 years
Old guys lusting after her >>>>>>>>>>>>>> old guys cruising the local park for 10 yr old boys
February 27th, 2012 at 1:58 PM
At least none of you are jacking it to the Sears catalogue a la Moe Syzlack.
February 27th, 2012 at 1:59 PM
UK basketball has taken up my life. Plus I felt like I was trolling hard on TBL posts.
February 27th, 2012 at 2:00 PM
He doesn’t deserve such shabby treatment.
February 27th, 2012 at 2:01 PM
No, dear god no
February 27th, 2012 at 2:02 PM
Hey now, Vivian Brown can get it.
She was so 2002. She’s not even top 5 on that network anymore.
February 27th, 2012 at 2:02 PM
Paris couldn’t hold Kate’s legging strap.
February 27th, 2012 at 2:02 PM
I’m in my first year of eligibility to be President (35).
February 27th, 2012 at 2:02 PM
Hey philly, sent you a FB request whenever you get around to it.
And fuck wwos for kicking the shit outta me in wwf. I feel like a 3rd grader.
February 27th, 2012 at 2:03 PM
If I tried to masturbate to the Weather Channel these days I would misttime it and end up popping to some show about white people dying in a tornado. Which, don’t get me wrong, is my thing, but still, not what I signed up for.
February 27th, 2012 at 2:04 PM
Great trade by San Jose.
/for the one Sharks fan here
February 27th, 2012 at 2:04 PM
Did you graduate in 94 or 95?
February 27th, 2012 at 2:04 PM
I feel blessed to have spent 10 seconds of my life with my arm around Ms.Upton. Very blessed.
wow. I would have had a stiffy that pulled my hairline down.
February 27th, 2012 at 2:04 PM
Damn you Holland. SJ and Van have made deals to upgrade their depth.
February 27th, 2012 at 2:05 PM
Not a bad thing to be involved with right now.
February 27th, 2012 at 2:06 PM
If I tried to masturbate to the Weather Channel these days I would misttime it and end up popping to some show about white people dying in a tornado. Which, don’t get me wrong, is my thing, but still, not what I signed up for
just stick to the radar reports. the line goes around the map, nothing happens, just arousal because you now know where things are. then boom! storms blow in!
February 27th, 2012 at 2:07 PM
’94
February 27th, 2012 at 2:07 PM
Hawks just traded for Oduya.
February 27th, 2012 at 2:07 PM
Weeeeeee, that’s me! Yay! haha
Read about it briefly, more depth at forward or something right?
February 27th, 2012 at 2:07 PM
Since we’re all friends here and it’s a slow day, I’d like to ask everyone’s “professional” opinion on an issue I’m having.
I built a simple web site for a guy (aquaintance) with a startup business and he hasn’t paid me for it.
It was deployed 8 months ago.
I sent my first invoice 60 days ago (per agreement 180 days after deployment – I was trying to be nice) and I’ve had no response.
Contract called for shutdown for no payment within 60 days of invoice.
I know where he lives.
Pick one – I should:
1. Be a dick, shut him down now
2. Show some sympathy for a start up and Wait 30 more days
3. Rape his wife and daughter in exchange for payment
(By the way… this is my FU money – not for paying monthly bills – I use it for firearms, alcohol and the occasional piece of jewelry for the wife. Disclaimer: I will not reveal the site or the product(s) offered.)
February 27th, 2012 at 2:08 PM
I’m one year into on my downward spiral. 41.
February 27th, 2012 at 2:08 PM
My only concern was not getting an erection, and the distracting presence of Demarcus Cousins directly behind me, telling me to watch where I put my hand.
February 27th, 2012 at 2:10 PM
If you ain’t creepin’, you ain’t tryin’, brother.
February 27th, 2012 at 2:10 PM
Squawk…has this guy replied and said “I am not paying/don’t have the money”? Or has he just ignored you?
February 27th, 2012 at 2:10 PM
Read about it briefly, more depth at forward or something right?
Two really solid puck possession guys to strengthen the 3rd/4th lines. Haven’t see what they gave up yet, but doubt it matches what they got.
February 27th, 2012 at 2:10 PM
Bunch of senior citizens around here.
February 27th, 2012 at 2:10 PM
Likewise. But, if you aren’t getting happier the older you get, you’re doing something wrong. Or so Ani DiFranco says on her new album…
February 27th, 2012 at 2:11 PM
I just turned 29 and I feel like many other commenters are similar in age… TJ/Phillymantis I’m pretty sure are.
Be 40 next month. Thank god I have 2 boys.
February 27th, 2012 at 2:11 PM
4. Go to his house and tell him in person you’re giving him one last chance and then going with Option 1 if nothing happens.
February 27th, 2012 at 2:11 PM
I laughed.
You sick fuck.
February 27th, 2012 at 2:11 PM
Squawk…shut him down.
February 27th, 2012 at 2:11 PM
2. Wait 30 days.
I was leaning towards no. 1, but I’m in a good mood and it’s 50 deg outside and the sun is out.
February 27th, 2012 at 2:12 PM
Rookie move. Rape them but still demand payment. Maybe that’s why he isn’t paying you, he knows you don’t know what you’re doing.
February 27th, 2012 at 2:12 PM
Squawk…has this guy replied and said “I am not paying/don’t have the money”? Or has he just ignored you?
Ignored.
February 27th, 2012 at 2:12 PM
Jamie McGinn
Mike Connelly
Michael Sgarbossa
February 27th, 2012 at 2:12 PM
Send a “demand” letter (via some service he has to sign for) and provide a specific shut down date (10 days?). If no money by then, shut ‘er down.
February 27th, 2012 at 2:13 PM
Sounds pretty good, but I still think they need more depth in the back. Moore’s missed the past few games too so he hasn’t really had a shot to fit in yet.
February 27th, 2012 at 2:13 PM
Rookie move. Rape them but still demand payment. Maybe that’s why he isn’t paying you, he knows you don’t know what you’re doing.
Sage response. You are wise beyond your years.
February 27th, 2012 at 2:13 PM
I’m 19.
February 27th, 2012 at 2:13 PM
Sweet, I have 9 more years to get more unhappy before it’s time to turn it around.
February 27th, 2012 at 2:14 PM
Squawk…based on your “ignored” response…this would be my move.
February 27th, 2012 at 2:14 PM
Damn, I actually like McGinn. Oh well.
February 27th, 2012 at 2:14 PM
/mexifixed
February 27th, 2012 at 2:15 PM
What’s the injury report on Couture and Murray?
February 27th, 2012 at 2:15 PM
Bunch of senior citizens around here.
/Raises right hand.
//Props right arm using left arm.
///Farts
February 27th, 2012 at 2:15 PM
Yeah. In your bra.
February 27th, 2012 at 2:17 PM
Honestly haven’t checked in on them yet. Yous ee McClellan took a stick to the dome yesterday and was down for about 5 minutes? There was a check in front of the bench and the guy’s stick knocked him right in the head and he dropped.
February 27th, 2012 at 2:17 PM
Squawkbox: You gotta rule with an iron fist. fuck you, pay me
February 27th, 2012 at 2:18 PM
Thanks for all those that participated in my survey.
I’ll post an update later.
February 27th, 2012 at 2:19 PM
He’ll pull a Keyser Soze on you and then shoot his wife and kids.
February 27th, 2012 at 2:20 PM
It’s like the old saying goes “if he pulls a knife, you pull a gun, and shoot the ones holding you back.”
February 27th, 2012 at 2:21 PM
squawk can;t you just fuck with the site so he has to call you to fix it, then say ‘oh by the motherfucking way…’
February 27th, 2012 at 2:21 PM
That’s funny…you look 14.
February 27th, 2012 at 2:21 PM
Fantastic. Very underrated movie when it comes to quotes.
February 27th, 2012 at 2:26 PM
Jamie McGinn
Mike Connelly
Michael Sgarbossa
Ya, that’s a good deal for the Sharks.
February 27th, 2012 at 2:26 PM
Loser. Idiot. Wimp. Degenerate. SLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLUT.
February 27th, 2012 at 2:29 PM
I’m good, just tongue in cheek I guess. It seems life is moving faster now than it ever has in my lifetime. Never complain about it being Monday, because it will be Friday in about 36 hrs.
February 27th, 2012 at 2:30 PM
squawk can;t you just fuck with the site so he has to call you to fix it, then say ‘oh by the motherfucking way…’
Yeah – I can have the site display “Site down for non payment of services” or similar so he’d have to do something.
Maybe I should just have this Kate Upton video show on a loop – that’d really piss him off.
February 27th, 2012 at 2:31 PM
Page views!
February 27th, 2012 at 2:33 PM
But, if you aren’t getting happier the older you get, you’re doing something wrong
I’m getting out of my rut now….
February 27th, 2012 at 2:36 PM
Blame Stark… we used to go back and forth, and then he decided to stop fucking around and kicks my ass, and I have to try to take it out on everybody else.
February 27th, 2012 at 2:36 PM
We talkin’ batin’ in here?
February 27th, 2012 at 2:39 PM
What’s next for Kate Upton, the next St. Pauli girl?
February 27th, 2012 at 2:40 PM
wwf
Too many cheaters out there …
February 27th, 2012 at 2:46 PM
WWos, hit me up. adamstbear (I think)
Clown has been my only opponent for the past 2 months. FYI, I don’t have a smartphone, so I usually can only play at night when I’m home with the Kindle.
February 27th, 2012 at 2:48 PM
hwf >>>>>> wwf
February 27th, 2012 at 2:52 PM
Mine is antramos26 if anyone wants to play wwf or hwf, I have them both.
February 27th, 2012 at 5:40 PM
As a really old guy that’s been feeling weird about lusting after her, I feel strangely redeemed now . . . I might be a perv, but at least I have a lot of company!
February 27th, 2012 at 8:12 PM
i paused the behind the scenes video at :28 and went to town
February 27th, 2012 at 8:16 PM
I finally watched the video…she can do no wrong.
February 27th, 2012 at 8:40 PM
I just ate but now I’m hungry again.
Also, tits.