Georgia Soccer Player Arrested for Shoplifting Hash Browns in Her Pants

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7 Responses to “Georgia Soccer Player Arrested for Shoplifting Hash Browns in Her Pants”

• 1

  Jim Harbaugh Scramble Says:
  February 26th, 2012 at 1:32 PM
  

  Typical Georgia.

• 2

  TexansFan Says:
  February 26th, 2012 at 1:32 PM
  

  Lets just let everyone steal whatever they want. Screw laws and working and paying for something. What kind of shit head do you have to be to steal some fuckin hash browns?

• 3

  PL StabbinKabin Says:
  February 26th, 2012 at 1:42 PM
  

  “I got a hash brown in my pants and i’m not afraid to show it, show it, show it….”

• 4

  Jason Lisk Says:
  February 26th, 2012 at 1:45 PM
  

  Lets just let everyone steal whatever they want. Screw laws and working and paying for something. What kind of shit head do you have to be to steal some fuckin hash browns?

  Of course not. There is a difference between a $1 hash brown and electronic equipment, though. If someone has an item worth a $1, I’m probably having my security or the campus police putting a scare into them, but not actually throwing them in the clink. Doesn’t seem like a good use of resources.

• 5

  pRohphet8 Says:
  February 26th, 2012 at 2:38 PM
  

  This will be the end of girls soccer as we know it….

  /hyperbole’d

• 6

  Blount Force Trauma Says:
  February 26th, 2012 at 3:36 PM
  

  C-1 complains of theft of service. S-1 has said property on her person resulting in probable cause for arrest. C-1 wants to press charges. The officer does not have the authority to say, “Being out $1.06 is not a loss.” $1.06 is an exact, quantifiable loss. Statisticians should be able to figure that one out.

• 7

  Maui Tom Says:
  February 26th, 2012 at 5:18 PM
  

  where she hid em is the BEST way to eat hash browns….

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