Comments on: Ryan Braun Probably Needs to Tell Everyone Why He Had So Much Synthetic Testosterone in His System

By: Quietgoesthedon

Quietgoesthedon — Sun, 26 Feb 2012 00:54:44 +0000

At the end of the day you have to believe either Braun is lying or that someone A.) deliberately injected his sample or B.) his samples were mixed-up, contaminated, or swapped through incompetence. I have a hard time believing the second set of options.

By: Brannigans Law

Brannigans Law — Fri, 24 Feb 2012 20:59:27 +0000

I prefer talking about Brannigan’s Law.

Brannigans Law is like TBL’s judgement. Hard and fast.

By: volduck

volduck — Fri, 24 Feb 2012 19:14:11 +0000

“You WANT my piss in that fridge! You NEED my piss in that fridge!”

By: Aaron Rodgers Psyche

Aaron Rodgers Psyche — Fri, 24 Feb 2012 19:13:14 +0000

Can someone explain to me why its Ryan Braun’s responsibility to explain the results of a test that showed unrealistic results and was improperly handled? That’s like asking a student to explain a poor grade on a test that was graded with an incorrect answer key.

By: chicago

chicago — Fri, 24 Feb 2012 19:01:29 +0000

So no one here (me included) knows what exactly the tests are, the chemicals are, and what their half-lives are. I feel like I can’t have an opinion because I haven’t been told a single clear fact.

This right here is why it’s pretty fucked up that SC is talking like he had spy cameras on Ryan Braun 24/7 and knows literally everything that has occurred and exactly how all this stuff works.

By: cleet

cleet — Fri, 24 Feb 2012 18:55:01 +0000

It’s not what you know. It’s what you can prove.
/Detective Alonzo Harris’d
/Lt. Daniel Kaffee

Since A Few Good Men is mandatory stop surfing and watch, I have to point out Kaffee’s line was “It doesn’t matter what I believe, it matters what I can prove.”

By: spencer096

spencer096 — Fri, 24 Feb 2012 18:49:45 +0000

i don’t pretend to know brannigan’s law, i just enforce it.

By: heldover

heldover — Fri, 24 Feb 2012 18:47:59 +0000

If the claim is that the sample was sabotaged, or that his medication caused a false positive, I want to hear that. Otherwise, there’s no vindication here.

THIS.

Screw testosterone, lets argue bird law.

I prefer talking about Brannigan’s Law.

/says it more “sexfully”

By: heldover

heldover — Fri, 24 Feb 2012 18:42:37 +0000

And many don’t care whether he was clean or not.

I care. I don’t like cheaters. Not trying to go all George Will here, but shouldn’t the integrity of the game on the field matter?

By: Jay V Of Considerable Influence

Jay V Of Considerable Influence — Fri, 24 Feb 2012 18:41:42 +0000

That doesn’t mean that Casey Anthony didn’t murder her daughter.

C’mon now, leave the beautiful Ms. Anthony out of this.

By: BeerMan

BeerMan — Fri, 24 Feb 2012 18:33:59 +0000

I fuckin’ love this place. Need to start commenting more again. This comment thread was glorious.

By: Bob Chipeska

Bob Chipeska — Fri, 24 Feb 2012 18:29:20 +0000

Steve Martin’s Penis Cream
Comes in a box marked “Not Penis Beauty Cream”!

A Classic!

By: spencer096

spencer096 — Fri, 24 Feb 2012 18:27:27 +0000

Also… anonymous sources confirming information that was supposed to remain private. That’s enough to shit on a guys reputation, eh?

maybe not enough to shit on his reputation but more than enough to pee on his dishes.

By: Babar 2.0

Babar 2.0 — Fri, 24 Feb 2012 18:25:02 +0000

ATL_Engager = Lil’Penny

No shit.

By: spencer096

spencer096 — Fri, 24 Feb 2012 18:23:10 +0000

WWOS…i apprecitaed schrodinger’s cat. my sister and i discussed it at breakfast. pinkies up gentlemen.

By: Ty_Webb 1.0

Ty_Webb 1.0 — Fri, 24 Feb 2012 18:18:53 +0000

ATL_Engager = Lil’Penny

By: Babar 2.0

Babar 2.0 — Fri, 24 Feb 2012 18:17:01 +0000

It’s fun watching ATL_Engager on this topic.
Question: how do you see the keyboard to type this shit with Braun’s balls on your chin?

Did he change his name, because I don’t see him here. I must have missed this.

By: Milk Steak To Go

Milk Steak To Go — Fri, 24 Feb 2012 18:14:11 +0000

Screw testosterone, lets argue bird law.

By: spinster096

spinster096 — Fri, 24 Feb 2012 18:13:38 +0000

It’s fun watching ATL_Engager on this topic.

Question: how do you see the keyboard to type this shit with Braun’s balls on your chin?

By: ButtersBC

ButtersBC — Fri, 24 Feb 2012 18:10:21 +0000

so what, Watergate never happened? B/C it came from leaks?

This was quite the leap…I just don’t like the assumption that we know everything that happened in that hearing