Roundup: Everyone Likes Duke, Coolest Owl Video Ever & 18 People You’re Scared of on Facebook
Abigail Clancy … really hope video of this bar fight surfaces … this owl video is mesmerizing … “Wasilla High School sculpture covered after concerns voiced” … Dec. 12, 2012 is Aaron Rodgers day … this may be the world’s shortest man … now this is philanthropy … if you’re still into reading Whitney Houston obits … “Porn Industry Threatens to Ditch LA” … police officer caught on tape stealing food out of the office fridge … this is an awful story … in defense of Liz Lemon … if you’re wondering what Jereme Richmond is up to …
Thunder 100, Lakers 85. It wasn’t that close. LA is just 6-12 on the road. [Times]
Is Anne Marie Rasmusson too hot to have a driver’s license? [Minneapolis City Pages]
Duke picks up a nice road win over Florida State, and now everyone’s talking Final Four for the Blue Devils. [News & Observer]
If the Washington Huskies get to the NCAA tournament, they’ve got the athletic guards to make some noise. [Seattle Times]
Victory, blogger! [Sports Agent Blog]
Cincinnati 60, Louisville 56. Nice win for the Bearcats’ resume. I still like the Cardinals a lot. [Courier-Journal]
Tim Tebow has signed with the William Morris Agency. [Hollywood Reporter]
Iowa hoops swept Wisconsin this season. First time that’s happened since the 1994-1995 season. [JS Online]
This girl was in a coma and shooting baskets. Really. [The Daily]
San Antonio goes into the All-Star break winners of 12 of its last 13 games. [News-Express]
Interested in everything there is to know about RPI? Read this. [Basketball Prospectus]
Tommy Tuberville’s wife was in a car accident four months ago. The driver of the other car died this week. [Lubbock Online]
18 people you’re scared of on Facebook. [GQ]
So what are the Washington Nationals going to do with Ryan Zimmerman? [Boswell]
Not a bad dunk for a high school basketball player.
With a cameo from a guy sports fans knows, AJ Daulerio!
I can’t believe that in less than a week, this has been viewed by over 1.6 million people.
Batman takes Toronto. [via Hot Clicks]
- Lionel Messi Holding His Son Thiago Is Your Sports Photo of the Week
- UCLA AD Dan Guerrero Would Like People Stop Focusing on Steve Alford’s Past and Instead Look at What He Has Accomplished at UCLA
- Chris Parmelee of the Twins Got Hit in a Sensitive Area While Running to First [GIF]
- Steelers Fans Who Have Difficulty Spelling Should Avoid Homemade Tattoos
- Twins are Screening ‘The Sandlot’ at Target Field Today; Squints and Ham Showed Up, Too
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- Chief on Twins are Screening 'The Sandlot' at Target Field Today; Squints and Ham Showed Up, Too
- Nada on Premier League: Arsenal Books Champions League Spot; Spurs Snake Bitten Again
- A.P. on Chris Parmelee of the Twins Got Hit in a Sensitive Area While Running to First [GIF]
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February 24th, 2012 at 8:35 AM
Abigail Clancy
What the hell happened? Get that girl a cheeseburger and some fries.
February 24th, 2012 at 8:36 AM
In the words of Clara Peller, “Where’s the beef?”
We need girls with hips and curves!!!!! I demand a refund.
February 24th, 2012 at 8:37 AM
I’ve watched it thrice just myself.
February 24th, 2012 at 8:39 AM
When he goes running thru the parking deck, he looks old, kinda like me, 40yr old in a Batman costume.
/Wait…that’s not the real Batman?!?!??
February 24th, 2012 at 8:39 AM
She’s trying to look more like Peter Crouch?
February 24th, 2012 at 8:41 AM
No she’s not but if you read the article it’s easy to see why cops are literally pigs.
I admit I was looking t something else than that annoying yet cute cat yesterday about 4 times.
February 24th, 2012 at 8:41 AM
Abigail Clancy
You know that stick figure with a big head your 3 year old would draw?
February 24th, 2012 at 8:42 AM
Crap. Kirk Cameron handing off the Left Behind franchise to Tebow is going to be worse than when Mahoney bailed on Police Academy.
February 24th, 2012 at 8:44 AM
I’d like to be the first this morning to wish everyone a happy autoplay Friday!
February 24th, 2012 at 8:47 AM
And the one game they lost is when Pop sat his starters. Also, looks like a stiff breeze would blow Ms. Clancy over. Not a good look.
February 24th, 2012 at 8:47 AM
I bailed on police academy before Mahoney left the franchise, and I stayed through five of them.
February 24th, 2012 at 8:48 AM
I have quite the hangover right now, and today is our annual company safety meeting/after party at noon. I drink too much.
February 24th, 2012 at 8:48 AM
Duke, where overratedness happens. ACC is a grease fire. If they are a 1 seed they may not even be favored in 8-9 2nd round game.
February 24th, 2012 at 8:49 AM
Shocking, a misleading headline by City Pages.
February 24th, 2012 at 8:50 AM
Reminds me of the electronic medical record stuff. But they track access and keystrokes and I’m pretty sure if I searched for random country music stars, or my classmates to see what secrets they have, I’d be out on my ass fairly quickly. Apparently responsibility isn’t a requirement to be a cop… big fucking surprise.
February 24th, 2012 at 8:50 AM
Mahoney pulled some grade-A women, though. Sharon Stone and Kim Catrall among them. The Goot. Legend.
February 24th, 2012 at 8:51 AM
Or do you not drink enough?
February 24th, 2012 at 8:52 AM
At least you won’t be wasting mental cycles during a meeting that you’re going to hate anyway.
/what I tell myself when I’m hungover at work
February 24th, 2012 at 8:52 AM
I drink too much.
Is that a thing?
Archer was epic last night.
February 24th, 2012 at 8:52 AM
Mahoney pulled some grade-A women, though. Sharon Stone and Kim Catrall among them. The Goot. Legend.
Can’t forget Olivia D’Abo in The Big Green.
February 24th, 2012 at 8:53 AM
Please don’t be a link to my Facebook page. Please don’t be a link to my Facebook page. Please don’t be a link to my Facebook page.
/spencer
February 24th, 2012 at 8:53 AM
You bailed early. You just didn’t understand what the writers were trying to do.
February 24th, 2012 at 8:53 AM
LOL. What 8 or 9 would be favored against Duke?
February 24th, 2012 at 8:54 AM
Is Anne Marie Rasmusson too hot to have a driver’s license?
My computer thinks so. It tries to print out the pictures.
February 24th, 2012 at 8:55 AM
I know I don’t.
February 24th, 2012 at 8:56 AM
Obviously a terrible comment, but it brings up a decent question. What is the biggest seed disparity where the worse seed was favored?
February 24th, 2012 at 8:56 AM
mindsplosion.
February 24th, 2012 at 8:57 AM
“Wasilla High School sculpture covered after concerns voiced”
I could definitely see someone saying “looks like a vag”, but really, throwing a tarp over it is so childish. if someone says it looks like a vagina, THEY ALREADY KNOW WHAT A VAGINA LOOKS LIKE, YOU AREN’T PROTECTING THEM.
February 24th, 2012 at 8:57 AM
I’m not saying that I disagree, but I feel like this is said every year. I think Carolina will clip them in Durham and it wouldn’t shock me to see them lose in the ACC tourney. I think ‘everyone’ who is talking Final Four should pump the brakes.
February 24th, 2012 at 8:58 AM
now this is philanthropy
that guy is awesome.
February 24th, 2012 at 8:58 AM
I dont get it, my cat does the exact same thing. Without having flat ears though.
February 24th, 2012 at 8:58 AM
Wasilla High School sculpture covered after concerns voiced”
Based on this, I have some serious concerns about the Washington Monument.
February 24th, 2012 at 8:59 AM
Has a 12 ever been favored against a 5? Wouldn’t totally shock me.
February 24th, 2012 at 8:59 AM
So ‘scared’ is just the misleading way to get you to click, and the slideshow is how they magnify the ratings? So GQ is basically Bleacher Report?
/hey TBL, guess which one you are?
February 24th, 2012 at 8:59 AM
Hmm, Kansas, Mich St, UNC, Michigan might object.
February 24th, 2012 at 9:00 AM
Agreed. Wait until it’s revealed that Duke is in the easiest bracket before we crown them.
February 24th, 2012 at 9:00 AM
These are classic, especially the “Lady who Publishes Every Pedestrian Detail of her Life”.
February 24th, 2012 at 9:00 AM
They should let Vegas seed the tourney.
February 24th, 2012 at 9:01 AM
Cj, do you make videos where horny teens think they might be able to get a glimpse of your other kitty?
February 24th, 2012 at 9:01 AM
WTF??? I got the same thing I thought maybe I hit Control P by accident. I think my computer’s on to something.
February 24th, 2012 at 9:02 AM
For the hard core Simpsons fans here, what season did the show start going downhill? Basically, I’m trying to figure out which season to stop buying the DVDs.
February 24th, 2012 at 9:02 AM
There was a year where Nevada was a 5 seed, and everybody knew they’d lose, and they did. Maybe to Michigan state. That is probably a likely possibility
February 24th, 2012 at 9:04 AM
For the hard core Simpsons fans here, what season did the show start going downhill? Basically, I’m trying to figure out which season to stop buying the DVDs.
I quit watching it regularly around 2002. Just catch a couple of new episodes each season since.
February 24th, 2012 at 9:04 AM
His Party Down episode was legendary. Also had the cute girl stayover in that one too. No risk, no reward.
February 24th, 2012 at 9:05 AM
What about… “let me explain to you how awesome I am by talking up my minor accomplishments” guy?
February 24th, 2012 at 9:05 AM
Remember, you’re not an alcholic if you drink before 9am.
February 24th, 2012 at 9:06 AM
i really think we’d be better off as a country if we ship all the low IQ people and religious zealots off to canada in exchange for some trees.
February 24th, 2012 at 9:07 AM
Right about then it went from “most are pretty good” to “some are pretty good”. I watch a few online each season now, and I’m lucky to find 2 a year that I find amusing at all.
February 24th, 2012 at 9:07 AM
All the agencies named in the audit say their officers are trained not to access the records of family or friends on a lark. But anecdotal evidence suggests that the attitude among the rank and file is a very different picture.
I used to work for a state government – in the centralized data center where ALL state records are kept – this was before keystroke data was kept and other such securities. I was a systems programmer so I had access to almost anything.
I was able to access drivers license and motor vehicle info w/o anyone ever knowing.
Twice, there were suspicious cars hanging out in our apartment complex, speeding and such. Both times I anonymously contacted the vehicles owners and chased them away.
Once, doing routine maintenance on a minor accounting system, I accidentally shut down the entire DMV for about 20 minutes. Hilarity ensued.
February 24th, 2012 at 9:07 AM
The closest thing I could find from last year’s tourney was Marquette being an 11 seed opened as -1.5 against the 6 seed Xavier. Marquette won.
February 24th, 2012 at 9:07 AM
How about moose instead?
February 24th, 2012 at 9:08 AM
For me, it was around 2000, then again, I just had a kid and got away from the show on Sunday nite. Some of the stuff around that time, late 90′s was pure gold.
February 24th, 2012 at 9:09 AM
Oh to see the look on your face when you realize you did that.
February 24th, 2012 at 9:09 AM
i stopped around 2000-2001. at that point i found better things to do and i forgot it was even on.
February 24th, 2012 at 9:10 AM
i really think we’d be better off as a country if we ship all the low IQ people and religious zealots off to canada in exchange for some trees.
So hope you enjoy Canada. Take off hey.
February 24th, 2012 at 9:11 AM
Gold.
February 24th, 2012 at 9:12 AM
Well it started declining probably around 2000, but for the first few years it was at least still overall funny. Things turned really sour 2005ish where most episodes failed to make me laugh once. The past 3 years I can barely stomach watching once.
February 24th, 2012 at 9:12 AM
Who would republicans vote for then?
/POLITICAL FRIDAY’D!
February 24th, 2012 at 9:13 AM
I was at that game. Then, they beat Syracuse two days later.
February 24th, 2012 at 9:14 AM
they’d all be in canada voting for the prime minister
February 24th, 2012 at 9:14 AM
What republicans?
/well I guess I’ll have a coke’d
February 24th, 2012 at 9:14 AM
For the hard core Simpsons fans here, what season did the show start going downhill? Basically, I’m trying to figure out which season to stop buying the DVDs
I still watch most of the time. The 500th episode? Nothing. Opening sequence was the highlight.
February 24th, 2012 at 9:15 AM
Might not even need to go that far back. I just checked last years 5/12 matchups and two of the fives (WVU, KSU) were only favored by 2.
February 24th, 2012 at 9:16 AM
well, your cat doesn’t do the exact same thing then. and I’m also unaware of video of your cat doing almost the exact same thing with the potential for an upskirt shot.
February 24th, 2012 at 9:16 AM
I have quite the hangover right now, and today is our annual company safety meeting/after party at noon. I drink too much.
2 weeks ago I mentioned I had the shingles, well I got put on two medications. The one slowly shut off my white blood cell supply. I ended up in the ICU this past weekend, spent FRI-SUN in the hospital. Well when you are laid up for over a week you do some thinking and I decided to quit drinking forever. I already cleaned out my prolific home bar.
February 24th, 2012 at 9:17 AM
it’s mindboggling the show has done 500 episodes. it’s depressing to realize they only had about 280 episodes of material.
February 24th, 2012 at 9:17 AM
Team long hair
So….everyone?
February 24th, 2012 at 9:18 AM
Shit… if I was laid up for a week I’d realize I was wasting my life not having enough fun, and start drinking more.
/glad you are okay now though, that’s shitty
February 24th, 2012 at 9:18 AM
Hope you didn’t just throw that stuff in the trash…
Sounds like you’re making the right move though.
February 24th, 2012 at 9:19 AM
congrats, stay strong.
i’ve been taking the fun route to cleaning out my bar. drinking the bar dry and just not buying anything new. i’m reaching the end and feeling a bit saddened by it though.
February 24th, 2012 at 9:19 AM
+2 different episodes where homer buys an RV and family takes a trip somewhere
February 24th, 2012 at 9:19 AM
She really had that off arm strategically placed.
February 24th, 2012 at 9:20 AM
For the hard core Simpsons fans here, what season did the show start going downhill? Basically, I’m trying to figure out which season to stop buying the DVDs.
2003. after that, i dont know what happened. its all lisa and homer injury humor. as it stands now, the show is one of the worst on tv, and it used to be one of the best.
/linguo, dead
February 24th, 2012 at 9:20 AM
2 weeks ago I mentioned I had the shingles, well I got put on two medications. The one slowly shut off my white blood cell supply. I ended up in the ICU this past weekend, spent FRI-SUN in the hospital. Well when you are laid up for over a week you do some thinking and I decided to quit drinking forever. I already cleaned out my prolific home bar.
Shingles sucks. My grandmother got them (it?) when she was pushing 80. Still kept smoking, no quit in her.
February 24th, 2012 at 9:21 AM
Clemson lost to 12 seed Nova in 2008. Could Clemson really have been favored in that game?
February 24th, 2012 at 9:21 AM
!!!
But we’re so close to St. Paddy’s Day!!
/pours fresh Guinness
February 24th, 2012 at 9:21 AM
Oh to see the look on your face when you realize you did that.
The look on my face was probably a combination of
“Oh shit, I’m fired”
and
“I was still in college 15 months ago – did you expect anything else?”
February 24th, 2012 at 9:22 AM
Apparantly I missed a big part of this video. You pervs.
February 24th, 2012 at 9:22 AM
anyone know of any good areas to move in Baltimore? the girlfriend just got matched there to do her residency at the VA Hospital.
February 24th, 2012 at 9:23 AM
when you get that far along with smoking and or drinking you might as well keep going.
i have a great aunt who, even though she has dementia, still drinks jack daniels every day and has done so for the past 60 years. she’s pushing 90 now.
February 24th, 2012 at 9:23 AM
That passes as hot in Minnesota? Note to self, never go to Minnesota.
February 24th, 2012 at 9:24 AM
No it’s all in a box waiting to go to my best friend. My problem is I was a great drinker. I could start/stop whenever I wanted, I could drink tons of booze and have little impact the next day. Drink hard stuff. Little-to-no hangovers. Could hold my booze. Drink beer or booze or wine. So I never had any real bad incidents to tell me to stop. Maybe 4-8 drinks a week.
But one of those nights in the hospital I was having some bad thoughts. Kind of trying to fall asleep and kept thinking about being in a bar, etc, so maybe I had a mild dependency? But I had a terrific run, did just about everything. It actually feels good to quit on my own volition and not b/c a doctor is telling me. I don’t want to be stroking out and shit when my kids are older. I have no regrets. But I know my blood and blood sugar will improve. More money for golf clubs I guess.
February 24th, 2012 at 9:24 AM
Ok….what exactly are shingles? I’m not WebMD’ing that shit and I’ve never known anyone that had them.
February 24th, 2012 at 9:24 AM
2 weeks ago I mentioned I had the shingles, well I got put on two medications.
I had them once.
They put me on the same medication that I assume Ron Mexico takes on a regular basis. You?
February 24th, 2012 at 9:25 AM
I’d say Season 9 was when it went from great to good, and around Season 12 it went downhill fast. So, Season 12. Seasons 3-8 are worth every dollar in your wallet though.
February 24th, 2012 at 9:25 AM
Apparantly I missed a big part of this video. You pervs.
you also misspelled apparently. I had to watch a second time to see if that’s really all there was. A potential shot at some undoubtedly ugly girl’s inner workings. And that was it.
It’s not cute when a dog does that, although the dog would have likely obscured anybody’s view of her business, trying himself to get up in there.
February 24th, 2012 at 9:26 AM
Saddest thing I’ll read all day.
/pours one out for Scripty
//some pun intended
February 24th, 2012 at 9:26 AM
Ok….what exactly are shingles?
This
February 24th, 2012 at 9:27 AM
/perks up
A herpes virus like chicken pox that lives quietly in your nerve cells until it randomly decides to act up, and causes a lot of pain/blisters in the area the nerve supplies.
One of the drugs (famvir) can cause neutropenia, which is what I assume happened with scripty?
February 24th, 2012 at 9:27 AM
side effects include excessive beard growth, affinity for RromComs, and intense love for Mormon hoops stars?
February 24th, 2012 at 9:27 AM
1) How’d you miss it? Borderline obvious
2) Um….mostly guys here. What do you expect of us?
February 24th, 2012 at 9:28 AM
Greatest Kate Upton photo ever? Greatest Kate Upton photo ever.
February 24th, 2012 at 9:28 AM
my prolific home bar.
But I had a terrific run, did just about everything.
apparently one of the side effects of your medicine is braggadocio.
February 24th, 2012 at 9:29 AM
Sister lived in Columbia and now in Elkridge, both with quick access to US95. Shes likes both areas, alot of townhouses though, which is something you might be interested in anyways.
February 24th, 2012 at 9:29 AM
Wow – Scripty – quite the epiphany. Good luck.
I’ve come to realize that I need to keep vodka out of the house. I make a very tasty martini (fresh lemon squeeze, olives, olive juice). Problem is, they taste so damn good, any time I make them, I’m cross-eyed within an hour.
Bourbon and JD, I sip slowly – good for the soul.
February 24th, 2012 at 9:29 AM
I dont go into cute animal videos looking for nudity, that’s why
February 24th, 2012 at 9:29 AM
can cause neutropenia
it got sooooo tiny.
February 24th, 2012 at 9:29 AM
I realized the other day that’s on a Saturday. Sounds fun and dangerous. I’ll have to stay true to roots and wear my british flag t-shirt to be a dick head.
February 24th, 2012 at 9:29 AM
ZOMBIE!!!!!!
February 24th, 2012 at 9:30 AM
AAARRRGGGHHHHH!!!! Please, subtle warning label next time. Dad had them, they suck big-time.
February 24th, 2012 at 9:30 AM
.
Yet the committee will still put them in the bracket where the 2 seed is a fraud (San Diego State), giving them a strraight shot to the Final Four, whilst the overall #1 has go through a gauntlet…
February 24th, 2012 at 9:31 AM
Sweet Christ.
What’s the link between that and booze though?
/quietly leaves for the bathroom
February 24th, 2012 at 9:31 AM
Fatty
/too many morons here
February 24th, 2012 at 9:31 AM
My shingles were nothing like LaRussa’s. I just had an itchy back – I didn’t look like some zombie from walking dead.
February 24th, 2012 at 9:31 AM
Has anyone here ever watched Trollhunter on Netflix instant? Fucking epic movie.
February 24th, 2012 at 9:32 AM
You win the Internet today my friend, please take a bow.
February 24th, 2012 at 9:32 AM
That passes as hot in Minnesota? Note to self, never go to Minnesota.
Minnesota is full of attractive blondes, if that’s your thing. Probably the Midwestern state with the best looking women.
February 24th, 2012 at 9:32 AM
For those that asked, shingles are like a weird form of chicken pox. You get a few big sores on your head that give you a throbbing headache. You also get sores that wont heal (like a bad rugburn?). If you rub that shit in your eyes or ears you are going to lose vision or hearing. The medications worked, except for the loss of white blood cells. The doctors were convinced I had full blown AIDS based on my lack of white blood cells. THey demanded everybody put on masks immediately. So I got on that and an antibiotic. In all, I don’t think my case of shingles was the worst from what I’ve heard.
February 24th, 2012 at 9:32 AM
can cause neutropenia
it got sooooo tiny.
Well played.
February 24th, 2012 at 9:33 AM
I had shingles in my inner ear as a college sophomore and it itched like a motherfucker, and then somehow gave me Bells Palsy, which sucked. For 3 weeks I looked like Uncle Ruckus.
February 24th, 2012 at 9:34 AM
Washington DC.
/Baltimore is worse than Cleveland
February 24th, 2012 at 9:34 AM
made me laugh.
I don’t think the two are particularly related… more just taking stock and living healthier
February 24th, 2012 at 9:35 AM
Shingle roofs are the worst.
February 24th, 2012 at 9:35 AM
Same for me, and an anti-bacterial thing. I still have no idea how I got it so early in life.
February 24th, 2012 at 9:36 AM
Greatest Kate Upton photo ever? Greatest Kate Upton photo ever.
well, no getting up from my desk for awhile.
she just needs to show them, full on show them.
February 24th, 2012 at 9:37 AM
For those that asked, shingles are like a weird form of chicken pox. You get a few big sores on your head that give you a throbbing headache. You also get sores that wont heal (like a bad rugburn?). If you rub that shit in your eyes or ears you are going to lose vision or hearing. The medications worked, except for the loss of white blood cells. The doctors were convinced I had full blown AIDS based on my lack of white blood cells. THey demanded everybody put on masks immediately. So I got on that and an antibiotic. In all, I don’t think my case of shingles was the worst from what I’ve heard.
Holy Shit! Glad you’re better.
February 24th, 2012 at 9:37 AM
Was it famvir that caused it, out of curiosity (if you don’t mind me asking)
If you can’t afford to live in Inner Harbor (you can’t), then the pickings are slim, IIRC.
February 24th, 2012 at 9:38 AM
What kind of area are you looking to be in? If you both are young and can afford it, I’d recommend near Inner Harbor.
Extremely fun area with lots of cool bars and the like. Orioles baseball is admittedly terrible, but the atmosphere in and around the stadium for a weekend game is tremendous.
February 24th, 2012 at 9:39 AM
anyone know of any good areas to move in Baltimore?
Bolton Hill,Mt. Vernon or Federal Hill.
February 24th, 2012 at 9:39 AM
Listen guys, I understand it’s off topic, but I really can’t stress enough how much you need to get drunk or high and watch Trollhunter.
February 24th, 2012 at 9:41 AM
anyone know of any good areas to move in Baltimore?
I’ve heard the area by the Docks is nice.
i really think we’d be better off as a country if we ship all the low IQ people and religious zealots off to canada in exchange for some trees.
Well, given that this country was started by religious zealots (the Pilgrms) and that a good chunk fall under the low IQ qualifier, we may have to shear off most of the nation.
February 24th, 2012 at 9:42 AM
Orioles baseball is admittedly terrible, but the atmosphere in and around the stadium for a weekend game is tremendous.
This.
February 24th, 2012 at 9:42 AM
Am I crazy to think that it MAY not be as great if she goes full-on nude? The teasing force is strong in this one..
February 24th, 2012 at 9:43 AM
This is an actual Facebook post from my feed today. Someone needs to read GQ.
February 24th, 2012 at 9:43 AM
there’s plenty of space for them in canada, we need more room in the south and middle of the country for solar panels and wind turbines anyway.
February 24th, 2012 at 9:43 AM
It was a reaction to a sulfa drug.
February 24th, 2012 at 9:43 AM
shingles are like a weird form of chicken pox. You get a few big sores on your head that give you a throbbing headache. You also get sores that wont heal (like a bad rugburn?). If you rub that shit in your eyes or ears you are going to lose vision or hearing. The medications worked, except for the loss of white blood cells. The doctors were convinced I had full blown AIDS based on my lack of white blood cells.
You know what would have cured that? Some weed.
February 24th, 2012 at 9:43 AM
Yeah, I’m good with that.
February 24th, 2012 at 9:44 AM
Greatest Kate Upton photo ever? Greatest Kate Upton photo ever.
Thank You. So much.
February 24th, 2012 at 9:45 AM
Like the genius Gene Smith who was the chair of the committee, gives his own school the #1 overall seed, then pairs them with the best 2, a good three, and the best 4 seed of the tournament.
February 24th, 2012 at 9:46 AM
i’m guessing that person is constantly checking their profile to see if anyone commented or asked for details. at least facebook gives an outlet for attention needy people.
i think my workplace would be a better environment if we allowed facebook use for the annoying, noisy fucks who like attention.
February 24th, 2012 at 9:46 AM
Love going to O’s games. Go to the game….water taxi afterwards to Fells Point. Good times.
February 24th, 2012 at 9:46 AM
Yesterday some girl I went to middle school with posted “I really need my friends right now… break-ups are hard.”
THEN FUCKING CALL YOUR FRIENDS
February 24th, 2012 at 9:46 AM
I mean… would anyone notice?
February 24th, 2012 at 9:46 AM
I don’t think it was in there, but I hate the women who constantly say they have the greatest friends, life, family etc…. No one cares.
February 24th, 2012 at 9:48 AM
This is why I try to be sarcastic/funny/whatever on anything I post on Facebook. I just bitch a lot on Twitter.
February 24th, 2012 at 9:49 AM
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FB really exposed how many messed up people are walking around on the face of the earth. Thank you Mark Zuckerberg
February 24th, 2012 at 9:49 AM
Before we go deporting dumb people, shouldn’t there be a qualifier letting attractive and/or athletic people stay?
February 24th, 2012 at 9:49 AM
Just avoid the Sobotka’s.
February 24th, 2012 at 9:50 AM
Oh, it definitely is my thing.
February 24th, 2012 at 9:50 AM
name names!
February 24th, 2012 at 9:51 AM
Who wants to touch me?
February 24th, 2012 at 9:51 AM
Exactly, I just post random shit like this to spice things up a bit.
February 24th, 2012 at 9:51 AM
You gonna go down the 2nd weekend in June for Phils/O’s? My stepdad, brother and I are thinking of making the trip.
February 24th, 2012 at 9:53 AM
Hear, hear.
February 24th, 2012 at 9:53 AM
Enjoyed the Roundup today, Jason.
That owl video is sweet.
February 24th, 2012 at 9:54 AM
deleted facebook. don’t miss it at all. as mentioned above, it just became a haven for people who wanted/needed attention.
February 24th, 2012 at 9:54 AM
Road tripping with about 8 of my cousins for that one.
Historically, when the Phils have played there, half of the stadium (even when the O’s were decent) was filled with Phillies fans.
February 24th, 2012 at 9:54 AM
I went from guy who never posts anything to guy that posts only pictures of his baby.
February 24th, 2012 at 9:55 AM
I’m going with Illinois.
February 24th, 2012 at 9:55 AM
we may have to shear off most of the nation.
Yeah, I’m good with that.
We can turn most of NY State into farmlands I guess.
This is an actual Facebook post from my feed today. Someone needs to read GQ.
There’s this need by some to scream out every little detail of your life in that place. Damn boring.
February 24th, 2012 at 9:55 AM
I think I’m bored by Facebook at this point.
February 24th, 2012 at 9:56 AM
The “I deleted Facebook” people are the new “Oh I don’t own a television” people.
February 24th, 2012 at 9:56 AM
Then you are the worst
/fuck babies
February 24th, 2012 at 9:56 AM
I’ll go with Missouri.
/no I won’t
February 24th, 2012 at 9:56 AM
deleted facebook. don’t miss it at all. as mentioned above, it just became a haven for people who wanted/needed attention.
i have only been on it once, and it was to get directions to my HS reunion.
I hate FB. it is a self serving horrid place full of scoreboarding narcissists. no one gives a shit what I/you are pondering eating at whataburger.
February 24th, 2012 at 9:57 AM
Probably the Midwestern state with the best looking women.
We can agree that TX churns out the hottest women in the country, right?
February 24th, 2012 at 9:57 AM
If you’re wondering, I laughed at both of these. Fine work.
February 24th, 2012 at 9:57 AM
Listen guys, I understand it’s off topic, but I really can’t stress enough how much you need to get drunk or high and watch Trollhunter.
Please give a brief synopsis before I go all out and watch it
February 24th, 2012 at 9:58 AM
/checks weather for Sunday
//61 and sunny
///makes tee time
GREATEST WINTER EVER!
February 24th, 2012 at 9:58 AM
Iowa is currently 7-8 in the conference. Of their 3 remaining games, 2 are very winnable (Nebraska and Illinois). Their RPI stinks. Their strength of scheduled isn’t anything special. However, they have some decent wins: Wisconsin (twice), Indiana, Michigan. If they win 2 out of last 3 are they getting in?
February 24th, 2012 at 9:58 AM
We can agree that TX churns out the hottest women in the country, right?
Moved to Dallas a few years ago and yes I would be inclined to agree
February 24th, 2012 at 9:59 AM
No. I’ve been to San Antonio enough to know this is incorrect
February 24th, 2012 at 9:59 AM
facebook haters crack me up.
February 24th, 2012 at 10:01 AM
That’s so cute, but I’m pissed that I’m not constantly filming my cat. He does shit like this all the time. He pats my face with his paw when my alarm goes off because he wants his breakfast.
February 24th, 2012 at 10:01 AM
Except deleting facebook is actually awesome and everyone should do it while not owning a television is the stupidest fucking thing I’ve ever heard of.
February 24th, 2012 at 10:02 AM
I use FB to keep in touch with friends and relatives scattered all over the country. The occasional stupid drunk post, but most of the time, it’s about my kids.
February 24th, 2012 at 10:02 AM
Group of students in Norway are trying to film an investigative documentary about a guy that is supposedly a bear poacher. They bother the guy enough that he lets them come with him on a hunt. He’s actually a troll hunter for the government that hates his job but does it anyway. The trolls have territory and he has to take care of it when they get out of their territory. It only gets more amazing from there. It’s subtitled and truly a well done movie.
February 24th, 2012 at 10:02 AM
“no one” = 800 million voluntary users
February 24th, 2012 at 10:02 AM
I think that makes him more of a baby hater.
February 24th, 2012 at 10:04 AM
So 4-8 drinks a week constitutes a problem? That doesn’t seem like that much.
February 24th, 2012 at 10:05 AM
We can agree that TX churns out the hottest women in the country, right?
yes, and its not close.
“no one” = 800 million voluntary users
thanks for the stat update, but that doesnt really mean 799MM users care what 1 user thinks of the unusually warm weather.
February 24th, 2012 at 10:05 AM
Yep. My parents always egg me on of when they are going to have grandkids. I try the nicest way to say never, but it always fails. I hate babies.
February 24th, 2012 at 10:06 AM
Possibly, if they make some noise in the conference tournament. But they also have some pretty hideous losses too.
February 24th, 2012 at 10:07 AM
It really has been, although we got a few inches of wet snow last night. Hopefully it is the last of it.
February 24th, 2012 at 10:07 AM
I’ll agree to vehemently disagree with this.
February 24th, 2012 at 10:09 AM
I’ll agree to vehemently disagree with this.
you must be a ghey.
February 24th, 2012 at 10:09 AM
True. Seems like 7 B1G teams should get in, with Iowa and Northwestern battling for that 7th spot. NW has much better strength of schedule and RPI.
February 24th, 2012 at 10:10 AM
I don’t understand the people who like Facebook more than Twitter.
February 24th, 2012 at 10:10 AM
You can’t possibly think anyone comes to a consensus about this right?
I still have FB. I use it mainly to keep in some kind of touch with people I want to, all the other stuff is white noise that can be easily ignored. You can hide status updates from anyone you are friends with, it’s not hard to not have to see annoying updates about the weather.
February 24th, 2012 at 10:10 AM
We can agree that TX churns out the hottest women in the country, right?
I’ll agree to vehemently disagree with this.
Yep. South Carolina, by a lot.
February 24th, 2012 at 10:10 AM
No chance in hell.
February 24th, 2012 at 10:11 AM
Group of students in Norway are trying to film an investigative documentary about a guy that is supposedly a bear poacher. They bother the guy enough that he lets them come with him on a hunt. He’s actually a troll hunter for the government that hates his job but does it anyway. The trolls have territory and he has to take care of it when they get out of their territory. It only gets more amazing from there. It’s subtitled and truly a well done movie.
I quit smoking weed, not sure if I will like. But Ill give it a shot
February 24th, 2012 at 10:11 AM
I don’t understand the people who like Facebook more than Twitter.
Agree!
February 24th, 2012 at 10:12 AM
Going Cali or New York, mostly because I like Asians.
February 24th, 2012 at 10:14 AM
Ever been to Vancouver?
February 24th, 2012 at 10:15 AM
excellent. jelly beans for you sir.
February 24th, 2012 at 10:16 AM
Before we go deporting dumb people, shouldn’t there be a qualifier letting attractive and/or athletic people stay?
So, if we don’t enact your qualifier, what league would get hit the hardest? MLB, NBA, NFL, NHL, NASCAR?
The natural answer appears to be NASCAR, but I’m going with the NFL.
February 24th, 2012 at 10:16 AM
We can agree that TX churns out the hottest women in the country, right?
Going Cali or New York, mostly because I like Asians.
I’d say: Cali, TX, NY, Fla (with LA as a dark horse).
February 24th, 2012 at 10:16 AM
Sorry I missed this conversation. I was too busy setting up the noose in the closet.
Now I just need to find a chair…
February 24th, 2012 at 10:16 AM
speaking of facebook, a buddy sent this to me yesterday and I sent it to J-Mac but apparently it wasn’t round up worth. I hope it’s real.
February 24th, 2012 at 10:21 AM
speaking of facebook, a buddy sent this to me yesterday and I sent it to J-Mac but apparently it wasn’t round up worth. I hope it’s real.
Saw this yesterday, gotta be fake right? The tat on her arm even looks fake
February 24th, 2012 at 10:21 AM
No way is it real unless the tattoo is several weeks old. That shit is a Sharpie.
February 24th, 2012 at 10:23 AM
Sweet Jesus, ship her to Canada.
February 24th, 2012 at 10:24 AM
She’s in Canada.
February 24th, 2012 at 10:25 AM
Then ship her to Canada’s Canada.
February 24th, 2012 at 10:28 AM
…. Alaska?
February 24th, 2012 at 10:32 AM
speaking of facebook, a buddy sent this to me yesterday and I sent it to J-Mac but apparently it wasn’t round up worth. I hope it’s real.
Epic.
February 24th, 2012 at 10:36 AM
MLB, then NHL, NBA, NASCAR, then NFL.
February 24th, 2012 at 10:36 AM
Indeed she is, I glossed over the mention of Calgary. Alaska would get my vote, then. Wasilla perhaps?