Comments on: Pittsburgh Pirates President Frank Coonelly Charged With DUI

By: scripty

scripty — Thu, 23 Feb 2012 19:31:45 +0000

OK. You get a DUI. To reduce the points on your license, you’d have to go a hotel and sit through speakers all weekend about DUI’s etc. You’d be at a hotel b/c presumably nobody would have a license (Not sure about this). I have not attended but they were more common like 10 years ago.

By: phillymantis915

phillymantis915 — Thu, 23 Feb 2012 19:27:08 +0000

Asian drivers are the worst, and goddammit NJ is full of them.

You are very wise and full of truth. And this statement is especially true where I live in NJ.

By: T.E.

T.E. — Thu, 23 Feb 2012 19:26:21 +0000

Can someone explain to me what a DUI hotel camp is?

By: jthussler

jthussler — Thu, 23 Feb 2012 19:23:19 +0000

Black eye for baseball.

By: scripty

scripty — Thu, 23 Feb 2012 19:22:58 +0000

That girl from work slinked through life b/c she was hot. She looked like Rhona Mitra. Dumb as a bag of hammers. But hot.

By: cleet

cleet — Thu, 23 Feb 2012 19:15:42 +0000

Contract the playoffs, pay the Pirates with a salary cap, get this fraudy bust of a clown out of here with his weak gear.

By: Tim Ryan

Tim Ryan — Thu, 23 Feb 2012 19:15:12 +0000

Girl here at work got a DUI, went to the weekend-at-a-hotel-DUI-camp to reduce your DUI. Then left that camp and got a DUI that night.

The very pants she was returning.

By: Linseed oil voice and Asian charm

Linseed oil voice and Asian charm — Thu, 23 Feb 2012 19:14:57 +0000

Asian drivers are the worst, and goddammit NJ is full of them.

By: PL StabbinKabin

PL StabbinKabin — Thu, 23 Feb 2012 19:13:45 +0000

Girl here at work got a DUI, went to the weekend-at-a-hotel-DUI-camp to reduce your DUI. Then left that camp and got a DUI that night.

Those hotel camp things are the worst, and believe me all you want to do is booze til you’re a bag of shit when you leave. But how fucking stupid can you be to drive drunk when you just got out on a suspended license. Amazing.

By: scripty

scripty — Thu, 23 Feb 2012 19:11:46 +0000

she hit the windshield washer button

I once went a long time with a car with no automatic wiper fluid spray motor b/c I was car shopping. Had to have a Dawn bottle filled with windhsheild wiper fluid on the front seat, reach out and squirt the windshield when needed. It was a miserable time.

By: arkbadger

arkbadger — Thu, 23 Feb 2012 19:11:14 +0000

Girl here at work got a DUI, went to the weekend-at-a-hotel-DUI-camp to reduce your DUI. Then left that camp and got a DUI that night.

that’s commitment right there.

By: H.E. Pennypacker

H.E. Pennypacker — Thu, 23 Feb 2012 19:10:57 +0000

my Asian neighbors were having what sounded like a domestic dispute last night in their garage. it got annoying after about 3 minutes.

You sure they didn’t just drop a drawer full of silverware?

/ESPN editor’d

By: arkbadger

arkbadger — Thu, 23 Feb 2012 19:10:02 +0000

I like Asians.

my Asian neighbors were having what sounded like a domestic dispute last night in their garage. it got annoying after about 3 minutes.

By: guinnessgirl13

guinnessgirl13 — Thu, 23 Feb 2012 19:09:11 +0000

My husband’s ex-wife is the worst. She totaled their minivan while they were divorcing. She subsequently had three or four accidents after that. One night at the ball field I watched her back into a tree that was a good four feet across. You couldn’t miss it. I had to turn my back because I was laughing so hard.

By: scripty

scripty — Thu, 23 Feb 2012 19:08:37 +0000

Girl here at work got a DUI, went to the weekend-at-a-hotel-DUI-camp to reduce your DUI. Then left that camp and got a DUI that night.

By: Cowboy Mike's Red Hot Ricochet Barbecue Sauce

Cowboy Mike's Red Hot Ricochet Barbecue Sauce — Thu, 23 Feb 2012 19:08:11 +0000

replace widespread panic with a band that doesn’t fucking suck, and you sir, are correct.

Hey. Fuck you.

By: arkbadger

arkbadger — Thu, 23 Feb 2012 19:07:21 +0000

Buzzed driving on a beautiful spring day with the windows down and Widespread Panic blasting is what life is all about.

replace widespread panic with a band that doesn’t fucking suck, and you sir, are correct.

By: phillymantis915

phillymantis915 — Thu, 23 Feb 2012 19:06:14 +0000

I know about three of my friends who have been in accidents caused by middle-aged Asian women. They are the absolute worst drivers, period.

By: Tim Ryan

Tim Ryan — Thu, 23 Feb 2012 19:05:00 +0000

Buzzed driving on a beautiful spring day with the windows down and Widespread Panic blasting is what life is all about. Fuck the police.

By: Mantis Toboggan

Mantis Toboggan — Thu, 23 Feb 2012 19:04:07 +0000

So do I, but not behind the wheel.

I like driving them from behind.