New Jersey Nets Latest Attempt to Attract Dwight Howard Included Office Presentation
FOX Sports Florida’s Sam Gardner tweeted this picture from the Prudential Center in New Jersey last night. The picture shows some visual aids lined up just 15 feet outside the visiting locker room. The visitors were, of course, Dwight Howard and the Orlando Magic. If this doesn’t convince Dwight to sign with New Jersey, I don’t know what will. There is nothing as effective in sales as multiple poster boards set up on easels. That’s how we got the big account!

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February 23rd, 2012 at 3:05 PM
I’m so fucking excited that autoplay is back at Tee Bee El.
February 23rd, 2012 at 3:09 PM
I just hope something was done in Comic Sans — the font of choice of the NBA.
February 23rd, 2012 at 3:11 PM
Actually not a bad idea considering they cant just call him and pitch it to him. You know cuz thats tampering and all that. Not sure why its so hilarious
February 23rd, 2012 at 3:13 PM
I don’t think was a terrible idea. The Jay-Z part is lame, but otherwise, not bad.
February 23rd, 2012 at 3:16 PM
Better pitch would be to play looped footage of Prokhorov parties.
February 23rd, 2012 at 3:18 PM
LOLDanicaWrecktric
February 23rd, 2012 at 3:19 PM
Microsoft……
Mercedes…..
Apple…..
Dwight Howard
“Dwight Howard” isn’t a basketball player. “Dwight Howard” is a brand.
/baby bro’d
February 23rd, 2012 at 3:19 PM
Mr. Lippman would take a good business display and make that easel DANCE.
February 23rd, 2012 at 3:21 PM
Corporate synergy!
February 23rd, 2012 at 3:24 PM
Decent start for USA guys in Match Play. DJ and Mahan sent some trash packing.
February 23rd, 2012 at 3:25 PM
Smart to make a pitch to him while he’s in your building, but holy fucking amateur hour on the presentation.
OT
Anyone ever been to amateur hour at a strip club? Not a strip club guy but always thought that would be something.
February 23rd, 2012 at 3:26 PM
And jet skiing…you have to have him jet skiing.
February 23rd, 2012 at 3:27 PM
Stricker just sent home Loouie Oooo. And i don’t see Tiger hanging in there with Watney down the back 9.
February 23rd, 2012 at 3:32 PM
jay-z owns 1% of the team, im not sure of how much of a say he really gets.
February 23rd, 2012 at 3:39 PM
Keegan Bradley better turn it around right quick or the Mechanic will send him home without delay. It’s funny but there was a time Ernie Els was the best match play guy in the world. It’d be nice to see him get the putter going for a week.
February 23rd, 2012 at 3:48 PM
He’s got full say on how that place is being setup from a VIP standpoint, which makes sense. That place is going to be nuts.