Comments on: Laron Landry is a Certified Monster With Cartoonishly Large Arms

By: tooeasy26

tooeasy26 — Tue, 03 Apr 2012 19:21:28 +0000

So just because the guy is jacked means he’s on steroids? LaRon has ALWAYS been built like an action figure. Stop hating.

“Percentage of women that find this attractive? 10% 40%”

Percentage of women who find his bank account attractive? 100%

Talking about the man’s tattoos. Christ. Jealousy is a disgusting trait.

By: bigswolemills

bigswolemills — Sat, 25 Feb 2012 20:30:57 +0000

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By: roger from oz

roger from oz — Thu, 23 Feb 2012 20:56:22 +0000

he added too much bulk. he can hit like a monster, but he’s too slow to be effective in pass coverage.

By: Nada

Nada — Thu, 23 Feb 2012 19:59:28 +0000

Am I the only guy here who’s done ‘roids before?

After watching my newphew get jacked up on them in his workout days and become a rage-prone asshole, I will never touch the nasty things.
/ Also anti-testimony to roids: Barry’s giant head and shriveled peen

By: Urinal Mint

Urinal Mint — Thu, 23 Feb 2012 19:57:28 +0000

Great genes on that guy.

By: Nada

Nada — Thu, 23 Feb 2012 19:57:03 +0000

i can do just about anything else…incline treadmill, stair treadmill, elliptical…with no pain. but once in awhile i’ll merely move faster than a walk or be walking the dog, and the pain freezes me up

Same here. Sometimes I’ll just be stepping off a curb, and — whammo.
The worst times are when I’m teeing up the ball and one or both knees give out. Having to ask your golf buddies to help you stand up and you’re not drunk is the most humiliating thing imaginable.

By: vezina

vezina — Thu, 23 Feb 2012 19:26:52 +0000

what did you notice htown?

By: HtownHacker

HtownHacker — Thu, 23 Feb 2012 19:13:39 +0000

Am I the only guy here who’s done ‘roids before?

I’m 5’11″ 155, so obviously no residual benefits aesthetically.

By: guinnessgirl13

guinnessgirl13 — Thu, 23 Feb 2012 19:11:08 +0000

This. I don’t care if they can lift a car over their head, I’ll never be envious of someone who is 9 inches shorter than I am.

I even think it is funny if a guy is shorter than me.

By: heldover

heldover — Thu, 23 Feb 2012 19:10:12 +0000

Ok, everyone tell us how much you bench.

If the bar = 45, then I’m at 95 pounds. When I used to work out a lot in my mid-20s, I could get maybe 140.

/wishes he could bench his own body weight
//considers it an accomplishment
///would put that on a resume

By: vezina

vezina — Thu, 23 Feb 2012 19:09:19 +0000

i have taken insanely silly pride in being 6 foot and not 5-11

By: H.E. Pennypacker

H.E. Pennypacker — Thu, 23 Feb 2012 19:08:18 +0000

I’ll be eternally jealous of the 5-6 trolls

No, you won’t.

This. I don’t care if they can lift a car over their head, I’ll never be envious of someone who is 9 inches shorter than I am.

By: QueeferSutherland

QueeferSutherland — Thu, 23 Feb 2012 19:07:41 +0000

No, you won’t.

Yeah, you’re right.

/dunks on point guard, dangles nuts

By: vezina

vezina — Thu, 23 Feb 2012 19:05:34 +0000

it’s a weird injury nada. i can do just about anything else…incline treadmill, stair treadmill, elliptical…with no pain. but once in awhile i’ll merely move faster than a walk or be walking the dog, and the pain freezes me up. going to ortho monday to get process started

By: Nada

Nada — Thu, 23 Feb 2012 19:03:30 +0000

one of my knees keeps me from running

Worst thing that ever happened to me was blowing out both my knees. Haven’t been able to run in 10 years.

By: Irvin Pankey

Irvin Pankey — Thu, 23 Feb 2012 19:03:18 +0000

I’ll be eternally jealous of the 5-6 trolls

No, you won’t.

By: QueeferSutherland

QueeferSutherland — Thu, 23 Feb 2012 19:02:47 +0000

Used to argue with my friends that my bench reps should each count as two because I literally had to push it twice as far as most of them.

As a veteran of those arguments, I can tell you it’s an uphill battle. “Yeah, well, basketball is easier for you” was one I always got.

Now that I’m pushing 30 I realize how comparatively useless the bar bench is as a workout. But when you’re in college its the universal metric.

By: vezina

vezina — Thu, 23 Feb 2012 19:01:40 +0000

then i would laugh at myself

By: vezina

vezina — Thu, 23 Feb 2012 19:01:16 +0000

i may try plyometrics again because one of my knees keeps me from running or skipping rope. did them in hs before my senior year — jumpig on and off our natural gas tank in the backyard — and really boosted the speed

By: MP

MP — Thu, 23 Feb 2012 19:00:11 +0000

I always see the guys that do push ups, sit ups, and pull ups at the gym.

Nothing more demoralizing than doing a super-set of push ups when your arms are jelly.