Comments on: Elijah Dukes Allegedly Tried to Eat Bag of Weed During Traffic Stop

By: sponge-worthy

sponge-worthy — Thu, 23 Feb 2012 17:34:16 +0000

been there done that, worst way to lose $45

By: MP III

MP III — Thu, 23 Feb 2012 17:17:10 +0000

orange Chevy Camaro

i have a 1970.5 orange camaro, and its awesome.

By: vezina

vezina — Thu, 23 Feb 2012 17:05:43 +0000

speaking of weed....

By: arkbadger

arkbadger — Thu, 23 Feb 2012 16:54:55 +0000

no way, primer gray 1985 trans am with a screwdriver hole in the muffler and cracked glass t-tops is the best evar.

when you getting the footprint gas pedal put in?

By: ms621

ms621 — Thu, 23 Feb 2012 16:52:57 +0000

Butter and Anal are my guesses. Not necessarily at the same time either.

/RIP Marlon Brando

By: YYSA

YYSA — Thu, 23 Feb 2012 16:48:19 +0000

Not fun fact: that dude is married to Christina Hendricks.
I’m sure he has no idea how to please her.

Butter and Anal are my guesses. Not necessarily at the same time either.

By: cleet

cleet — Thu, 23 Feb 2012 16:47:32 +0000

Hamburgers and twinkies, most likely.

Sanders : FNE

Me : Hendricks

By: Irvin Pankey

Irvin Pankey — Thu, 23 Feb 2012 16:45:33 +0000

I’m sure he has no idea how to please her.

Hamburgers and twinkies, most likely.

By: reggie_dunlap

reggie_dunlap — Thu, 23 Feb 2012 16:44:22 +0000

The snozzberries taste like snozzberries.

By: ms621

ms621 — Thu, 23 Feb 2012 16:43:49 +0000

Not fun fact: that dude is married to Christina Hendricks.

I’m sure he has no idea how to please her.

By: cleet

cleet — Thu, 23 Feb 2012 16:42:40 +0000

Tim – how could you NOT embed the Super Troopers clip?

The snozberries taste like snozberries.

Not fun fact: that dude is married to Christina Hendricks.

By: mizerle06 is mcintyred of all the trollin'

mizerle06 is mcintyred of all the trollin' — Thu, 23 Feb 2012 16:40:26 +0000

Herban Meyer's a heauxmeaux and I have video proof.

By: Matty_Cam

Matty_Cam — Thu, 23 Feb 2012 16:40:23 +0000

Rumor has it that during the dunk contest, Iman Shumphert was going to jump over Jeremy Lin. While he was on his couch. While eating a bag of weed. One of those statements is not true.

By: YYSA

YYSA — Thu, 23 Feb 2012 16:39:34 +0000

My dog ate some weed once.
She had really glassy eyes and was swaying back and forth. When she tried to run upstairs to go lay down, she missed the first step and stumbled.

a couple ice cubes from your scotch should balance her right out.

By: kaiserwilhelmreems

kaiserwilhelmreems — Thu, 23 Feb 2012 16:39:04 +0000

My dog ate some weed once.
She had really glassy eyes and was swaying back and forth. When she tried to run upstairs to go lay down, she missed the first step and stumbled.
She did not enjoy the experience.

in college i was taking a huge hit off a gravity bong on the floor of someone’s apartment. they had this black cat. as i was taking the hit i glanced up and the cat was sniffing my face, i coughed out a bunch of smoke in the cats face. later, it was walking around really wobbly like, before flopping on the ground in a heap for hours.

i think the cat knew what it was doing when it got up in my face.

By: johndewar

johndewar — Thu, 23 Feb 2012 16:34:57 +0000

My dog ate some weed once.

She had really glassy eyes and was swaying back and forth. When she tried to run upstairs to go lay down, she missed the first step and stumbled.

She did not enjoy the experience.

By: Nathan Wind

Nathan Wind — Thu, 23 Feb 2012 16:33:56 +0000

I successfully ate an entire 8th of weed, bag n all when I got pulled over going up to school back in the day.

Nothing to be proud of, Russ.

By: kaiserwilhelmreems

kaiserwilhelmreems — Thu, 23 Feb 2012 16:33:17 +0000

agreed that an orange trans am with a screaming chicken on the hood is a superior vehicle.

no way, primer gray 1985 trans am with a screwdriver hole in the muffler and cracked glass t-tops is the best evar.

By: mizerle06 is mcintyred of all the trollin'

mizerle06 is mcintyred of all the trollin' — Thu, 23 Feb 2012 16:31:15 +0000

Tim – how could you NOT embed the Super Troopers clip?

By: VladimirCrouton

VladimirCrouton — Thu, 23 Feb 2012 16:29:56 +0000

Nevermind, pretty sure I just ate the dope not the bag.