Craig James Would Never Make the Choice to Ride In a Gay Parade

Our favorite ESPN analyst-turned-Senate candidate has already stated he is on a mission from God. At a recent debate involving James and ~~the incumbent~~ former Mayor Tom Leppert, James and another challenger attacked Leppert for participating at a Gay Rights Parade during his term.

Leppert said that “he had a responsibility to represent everybody, and everybody understood where my faith was.”

James then talked about moral fiber (starting at 4:22 of the below video). We’ll not go down Craig James’ fiber as evidenced through the Mike Leach incident and his role at ESPN. “I can assure you, I will never ride in a Gay Parade.”

When asked his view of homosexuality, James also said that “I think it’s a choice, I do. You have to make that choice.” Much like 96% of his potential constituents in Texas are making the choice for someone else, I assume.

[photo via Getty]

Previously: Craig James is Polling at Just Four Percent in Texas
Previously: Craig James Took Money at SMU, Pledged to “Kick Skunks Out of the Bushes.”
Previously: Craig James Now Has a Senate Campaign Commercial
Previously: Craig James is Not a Boise State Broncos Fan

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26 Responses to “Craig James Would Never Make the Choice to Ride In a Gay Parade”

Cowboy Mike's Red Hot Ricochet Barbecue Sauce Says:
February 23rd, 2012 at 5:01 PM

WE’RE HERE! WE’RE QUEER! WE DON’T WANT ANY MORE BEARS!

Catchy chant, Homer, where’d you learn it?

Oh I heard it at the mustache parade they have every year.

KingGrizz Says:
February 23rd, 2012 at 5:01 PM

Craig James would never make the choice to be the bottom

volduck Says:
February 23rd, 2012 at 5:07 PM

Guess it was genetically impossible for Adam to be anything other than a douche.

H.E. Pennypacker Says:
February 23rd, 2012 at 5:10 PM

Hearing rumblings that Ryan Braun won his appeal. Searching for a link…

Linseed oil voice and Asian charm Says:
February 23rd, 2012 at 5:11 PM

WE’RE HERE! WE’RE QUEER! WE DON’T WANT ANY MORE BEARS!

Catchy chant, Homer, where’d you learn it?

Oh I heard it at the mustache parade they have every year.

Love this line!

I don’t see anymore bears, so the bear patrol must be working
That’s some specious reasoning dad.
Why thank you Lisa.

H.E. Pennypacker Says:
February 23rd, 2012 at 5:11 PM

Braun wins appeal

Babar 2.0 Says:
February 23rd, 2012 at 5:13 PM

“I can assure you, I will never ride in a Gay Parade.”

Of course not…if he’s not walking, how are you going to see his ass-less chaps?

Ty_Webb 1.0 Says:
February 23rd, 2012 at 5:13 PM

5 dead hookers

/L.E.G.E.N.D.

KC Resident Says:
February 23rd, 2012 at 5:13 PM

Well, so much for going back to ESPN when he loses his Senate race.

Ty_Webb 1.0 Says:
February 23rd, 2012 at 5:14 PM

Braun wins appeal

so…..Herp >>>>>>>> Steroids

Ty_Webb 1.0 Says:
February 23rd, 2012 at 5:15 PM

Well, so much for going back to ESPN when he loses his Senate race.

ESPN has Gay Parades?!?!

Nathan Wind Says:
February 23rd, 2012 at 5:16 PM

ass-less chaps?

Isn’t that kind of like saying sleeveless vests?

SouvenirCity Says:
February 23rd, 2012 at 5:17 PM

The positive is that by going public with these views it’s highly unlikely that Craig James is ever in an announcing booth ever again.

kaiserwilhelmreems Says:
February 23rd, 2012 at 5:20 PM

When asked his view of homosexuality, James also said that “I think it’s a choice, I do. You have to make that choice.”

so he at least entertained the thought about being gay.

but dead hookers in the trunk.. that’s not a choice, that’s a calling.

kaiserwilhelmreems Says:
February 23rd, 2012 at 5:22 PM

ESPN has Gay Parades?!?!

don’t you remember that sportscenter commercial where drew brees was driving the float for the ESPN ghey parade and got stuck at the gate?

Patrick Division Says:
February 23rd, 2012 at 5:23 PM

You know that guy who says “Homosexuality is a sin – these choices will be punished by God – Satan has his eye on America,” and then gets caught in the back room of The Bear Den? The ladyman doth protest too much, methinks. O/U on James “pulling a Larry Craig” is Labor Day 2012.

Babar 2.0 Says:
February 23rd, 2012 at 5:23 PM

ass-less chaps?
Isn’t that kind of like saying sleeveless vests?

Are there no assed chaps? To be honest, I am not too in-tuned with the gay, cowboy, or gay-cowboy communities.

VladimirCrouton Says:
February 23rd, 2012 at 5:23 PM

Craig James is the Long Island serial killer.

Eric T0upal aka BrawnyTom Says:
February 23rd, 2012 at 5:24 PM

Much like 96% of his potential constituents in Texas are making the choice for someone else, I assume.

Seriously, whats up with that 4%?

H.E. Pennypacker Says:
February 23rd, 2012 at 5:26 PM

Please use this picture when you put up your Braun post TSH.

Babar 2.0 Says:
February 23rd, 2012 at 5:27 PM

Seriously, whats up with that 4%?

[grabs mic]

oooooooooooooooooohhhhh-wweeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

kaiserwilhelmreems Says:
February 23rd, 2012 at 5:29 PM

You know that guy who says “Homosexuality is a sin – these choices will be punished by God – Satan has his eye on America,” and then gets caught in the back room of The Bear Den? The ladyman doth protest too much, methinks. O/U on James “pulling a Larry Craig” is Labor Day 2012.

i think James is more likely to end up in “the Blue Oyster”, voted best salad bar in town by Zagat.

KC Resident Says:
February 23rd, 2012 at 5:30 PM

Seriously, whats up with that 4%? Atl

I take it you’ve never been to west Texas. They still think Texas is a sovereign nation fighting them Mexicans and those no-good Yankees.

Nathan Wind Says:
February 23rd, 2012 at 5:38 PM