Comments on: Colorado Mesa Running Back Arrested on Suspicion of Assaulting a Lesbian Woman

By: Gerard Portmanteau

Gerard Portmanteau — Wed, 22 Feb 2012 21:41:47 +0000

I totally missed that they’d renamed Mesa State. Grand Junction is a dripping diseased asshole.

By: kaiserwilhelmreems

kaiserwilhelmreems — Wed, 22 Feb 2012 21:01:59 +0000

I’ve seen women act with complete impunity in drunken altercations because they know that the odds of getting into a physical fight are very slim.

knew a girl who liked to go to yankee stadium and talk shit to all the drunk yankee fans, was completely clueless when none of her guy friends accepted her invites to tag along.

By: Tim Ryan

Tim Ryan — Wed, 22 Feb 2012 20:16:35 +0000

Seems like a good dude.

By: starkweather

starkweather — Wed, 22 Feb 2012 20:16:09 +0000

she’s too cute to not be the bottom, right?

Ahem! You sir are a sexist. She’s too cute to be anything but a pillow princess would have been acceptable.

By: T.E.

T.E. — Wed, 22 Feb 2012 20:14:11 +0000

Don’t you hate that shit? Don’t you just want to pick them up by the waste and slam them to the ground on their heads? I tell ya, it’s just not fair being a dude

If that’s what actually happened, then he deserves whatever comes his way.

By: mizerle06 is mcintyred of all the trollin'

mizerle06 is mcintyred of all the trollin' — Wed, 22 Feb 2012 20:13:32 +0000

She’s not that bad looking.

any pics of her girlfriend? she’s too cute to not be the bottom, right?

By: PL StabbinKabin

PL StabbinKabin — Wed, 22 Feb 2012 20:12:20 +0000

Ohh he’s hot, I’d let him kick the shit outta me anytime he wants.

/15 year old Chris Brown fan on twitter

By: cleet

cleet — Wed, 22 Feb 2012 20:11:16 +0000

She’s not that bad looking.

By: starkweather

starkweather — Wed, 22 Feb 2012 20:10:53 +0000

I’ve seen women act with complete impunity in drunken altercations because they know that the odds of getting into a physical fight are very slim

Don’t you hate that shit? Don’t you just want to pick them up by the waste and slam them to the ground on their heads? I tell ya, it’s just not fair being a dude

By: HawkEye

HawkEye — Wed, 22 Feb 2012 20:08:22 +0000

I bet this dude did NOT take AP Biology

I bet that dude can barely spell Biology

By: KingGrizz

KingGrizz — Wed, 22 Feb 2012 20:07:56 +0000

http://thenewcivilrightsmovement.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/chelsea-gallagher-hate-crime-victim.jpg

By: KingGrizz

KingGrizz — Wed, 22 Feb 2012 20:06:30 +0000

I bet this dude did NOT take AP Biology

By: Cowboy Mike's Red Hot Ricochet Barbecue Sauce

Cowboy Mike's Red Hot Ricochet Barbecue Sauce — Wed, 22 Feb 2012 20:05:34 +0000

This lesbian bar doesn’t have a fire escape! Enjoy your death trap, ladies.

By: T.E.

T.E. — Wed, 22 Feb 2012 20:05:01 +0000

The guy is probably completely guilty, but I’d like to hear his story anyway. I’ve seen women act with complete impunity in drunken altercations because they know that the odds of getting into a physical fight are very slim.

By: Irvin Pankey

Irvin Pankey — Wed, 22 Feb 2012 20:00:41 +0000

I’m not one of those to say a woman deserves a beating, but if she’s a lesbian, what’s she doing in a straight bar?

Now if you’ll excuse me, I have a meeting.

By: Linseed oil voice and Asian charm

Linseed oil voice and Asian charm — Wed, 22 Feb 2012 19:59:00 +0000

Am I the only one that looked at the mug shot and thought it was a photo of the lesbo that got slammed?

Nope, I did as well.

By: Dougb0001

Dougb0001 — Wed, 22 Feb 2012 19:53:33 +0000

Am I the only one that looked at the mug shot and thought it was a photo of the lesbo that got slammed?

By: Mantis Toboggan

Mantis Toboggan — Wed, 22 Feb 2012 19:53:25 +0000

Certainly no Death Blow (yet).

I’m not too worried about it.

By: Babar 2.0

Babar 2.0 — Wed, 22 Feb 2012 19:52:30 +0000

Prognosis? Negative.

Certainly no Death Blow (yet).

By: Babar 2.0

Babar 2.0 — Wed, 22 Feb 2012 19:50:59 +0000

You never can trust a white running back

Danny Woodhead hasn’t returned your calls, huh?