This is combat juggling. It is apparently a thing. It is so much a thing that I don’t even want to find out how big of a thing it is. I was terrified to even Google the “sport.” Luckily, not much came up.

According to Wikipedia, here are the rules:

• At a signal everyone starts juggling.
• The last person juggling a full set of clubs wins.

Got that? The other rule is no touching (NO TOUCHING!), but considering these are teenagers who excel at juggling, touching other human beings isn’t an offense they’re generally in danger of committing. They might as well make eye contact and talking to girls against the rules.