To think Kirstie Alley used to have this body

Oh, was she ever shot in the days of Summer School.

Maybe. The aforementioned Faye Reagan also does modeling for American Apparel under the name Jillian.

This made me laugh.

Maybe. The aforementioned Faye Reagan also does modeling for American Apparel under the name Jillian.

that’s bleak, but at least in a magazine, Andie McDowell isn’t talking.

I have a friend who was stationed in a remote place for awhile with no access to women or porn. His “rock bottom,” he said, was jerking off to an Andie MacDowell picture in an issue of Good Housekeeping.

God that’s great

Whenever I think about these shows, I think about the people in the movies.

I’m always confused by the real porn stars who do softcore scenes, like Riley Steele…they just worn out from the real thing and want a quick payday?

This will never not be funny to me — EVER

/not that I’m familiar with her other work

Or flip through magazines like Allure that would every once in a while have a nude ad picture in it.

I have a friend who was stationed in a remote place for awhile with no access to women or porn. His “rock bottom,” he said, was jerking off to an Andie MacDowell picture in an issue of Good Housekeeping.

Whenever I think about these shows, I think about the people in the movies. These people probably moved to hollywood at 19, withh dreams of becoming the next Julia Roberts or Tom Cruise. They probably waited tables or worked construction or something waiting for that big break — then it came. It came in Broadcast Bombshells. Not quite adult fare, but not quite Forrest Gump either. What do these people say at there family reunions — “Oh, you saw me in Busty Cops 2 — I was the lead male role”

The acting sucked in Busty Cops 2.

you’re kinda supposed to wank.

/I really need to change back to a psuedonym

Whenever I think about these shows, I think about the people in the movies. These people probably moved to hollywood at 19, withh dreams of becoming the next Julia Roberts or Tom Cruise. They probably waited tables or worked construction or something waiting for that big break — then it came. It came in Broadcast Bombshells. Not quite adult fare, but not quite Forrest Gump either. What do these people say at there family reunions — “Oh, you saw me in Busty Cops 2 — I was the lead male role”

Her and Christine Nguyen in all the late night movies.

Or flip through magazines like Allure that would every once in a while have a nude ad picture in it.

or jungle titties in National Geographic that hung below the knees.

Julie Strain was awesome. Now it’s Heather Vandeven all over the place. And the one that looks like Joan Rivers whose name I don’t know.