Roundup: The New Friday Night Lights Movie, the Most Reliable Cars & Bar Refaeli Jumps on a Trampoline with Chris Paul

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Bar Refaeli … great pic from the Florida – Bama game … Apple’s iPad plant is nicer than your office … TBS renews Tyler Perry’s tv show … electric cigarette explodes in Florida man’s face … Gisele as Marie Antoinette … “Cars From 2009 Are the Most Reliable Yet” … a CNN producer has won the lottery again … “BYU student scolded for her attire in Valentine’s note” … prison fire in Honduras kills over 300 … lacrosse players charged in brawl at TGI Friday’s …

You can’t wait to hear about the new Friday Night Lights movie, right? [MTV.com]

A former Harvard teammate of Jeremy Lin talks about Linsanity now, and in college. [True Hoop]

Indiana beats Northwestern for its 20th win of the season. [Indy Star]

Loyola Marymount 75, St. Mary’s 60. Still love the chances of the Gaels making a run in March? [Chronicle]

Josh Hamilton’s first interview (post-relapse) will be with Glenn Beck. [Sportress of Blogitude]

The Cavaliers singing to their fans. [Cleveland.com]

The lovely ladies of the Titled Kilt are suing over sexual harassment. [CBS Chicago]

Wild, wild, MWC: New Mexico 77, San Diego St. 67. [Union Trib]

Marshall Faulk says Matthew Stafford is overrated. [MLive]

Why are TV schedules so awful? [The A/V Club]

“Tiger Woods should see a Psychiatrist.” [The Atlantic]

Little Ruben has found a new home and a new name. He’s still cute. [CTV News]

Why can’t media like Rovell and Cowherd treat Kate Upton like a professional? [Midwest Sports Fans]

Jeremy Lin helped save Harvard. That’s how I read it. That school was about to shut down before he started ballin’. [SI]

Hockey-playing robot! [The Score]

Real life Lady and the Tramp. Via FilmDrunk.

Pretty sweet short movie.

Here’s Bar jumping on a trampoline with Chris Paul. Via BDL.

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279 Responses to “Roundup: The New Friday Night Lights Movie, the Most Reliable Cars & Bar Refaeli Jumps on a Trampoline with Chris Paul”

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chicago Says:
February 16th, 2012 at 8:08 AM
Chris Paul is surprisingly doughy.
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Some Random Old Dude Says:
February 16th, 2012 at 8:11 AM
Bar Refaeli
Here’s Bar jumping on a trampoline with Chris Paul.
Oh. My. Goodness. Manoman, sometimes life just isn’t fair.
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Mr. C Says:
February 16th, 2012 at 8:11 AM
That BYU note is something …
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Roethlishotdog Says:
February 16th, 2012 at 8:11 AM
Here’s Bar jumping on a trampoline with Chris Paul.
That was some terrible camera work – gotta focus on the assets at hand a la the Man Show.
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Some Random Old Dude Says:
February 16th, 2012 at 8:13 AM
electric cigarette explodes in Florida man’s face
Dang, that’ll make ya quit smoking once and for all. Get me a lawyer, stat! And a plastic surgeon, too.
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Mantis Toboggan Says:
February 16th, 2012 at 8:13 AM
Here’s Bar jumping on a trampoline with Chris Paul.
And he continues to be my favorite player in the league. What a pimp.
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TimmyTheEnchanter Says:
February 16th, 2012 at 8:14 AM
… Apple’s iPad plant is nicer than your office …
I hope what the NYT pieces exposed was either overdone or improves things. But as for this study, it doesn’t do a lot for your credibility when a) the company being scrutinized is paying you and b) you start spouting to the press about how wonderful things are before you even conduct your study.
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FredSanford Says:
February 16th, 2012 at 8:15 AM
Here’s Bar jumping on a trampoline with Chris Paul.
Too much talk, not enough trampoline.
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reggie_dunlap Says:
February 16th, 2012 at 8:17 AM
Bar! Trampoline! Bar! Yum!
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Breesus Says:
February 16th, 2012 at 8:18 AM
I hear the Knicks won again. That makes 7 in a row, 6 of them against the bottom 12 of the NBA.
Next up, the 6-23 Hornets
/we are all witnesses
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Some Random Old Dude Says:
February 16th, 2012 at 8:19 AM
/we are all witnesses
Ya gotta kick ‘em when they’re down, brotha. “Beat the teams you’re supposed to beat”.
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oskie Says:
February 16th, 2012 at 8:20 AM
You can’t wait to hear about the new Friday Night Lights movie, right?
so a movie based upon a tv-show that was based upon on a movie that was based upon a book. hollywood is really lazy.
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reggie_dunlap Says:
February 16th, 2012 at 8:23 AM
You can’t wait to hear about the new Friday Night Lights movie, right?
so a movie based upon a tv-show that was based upon on a movie that was based upon a book. hollywood is really lazy.
With the movie plot revolving around what happened to Mike Leetch and James’ kids’ concussion. Oh coach Taylor, don’t put him in the shed!
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Mr. C Says:
February 16th, 2012 at 8:24 AM
Makeovers of pageant moms. God bless the Daily Mail.
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arkbadger Says:
February 16th, 2012 at 8:26 AM
The lovely ladies of the Titled Kilt are suing over sexual harassment
can’t wait until the one here opens up. I’ve heard good things.
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FredSanford Says:
February 16th, 2012 at 8:27 AM
Makeovers of pageant moms. God bless the Daily Mail.
Is that Miss Piggy? I have another comment but that’s best left in my head.
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YYSA Says:
February 16th, 2012 at 8:27 AM
can’t wait until the one here opens up. I’ve heard good things.
Go when it first opens. It is always better the first couple of months before the dynamite A+ squad moves on to the next.
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YYSA Says:
February 16th, 2012 at 8:29 AM
CRM – You need a new roundup picture. I don’t know if you found the worst possible picture of Bar yet. Her face is pretty beat so good job there but we need one with less flattering clothing as well.
-JMac
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Irvin Pankey Says:
February 16th, 2012 at 8:30 AM
“The facilities are first-class; the physical conditions are way, way above average of the norm.”
“We swear, not that many people want to kill themselves!”
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KingGrizz Says:
February 16th, 2012 at 8:35 AM
From Tilted Kilt article:
• The manager allegedly took a straw full of water and put it down at least one waitress’ dress, releasing the water and remarking, “I’m trying to get your panties wet,” and, “That’s how daddy likes it – with your panties wet.”
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KingGrizz Says:
February 16th, 2012 at 8:35 AM
Sounds like a quality work environment
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squawkbox Says:
February 16th, 2012 at 8:37 AM
The manager and owner allegedly called one or more of the plaintiffs by sexually derogatory nicknames, including one name that purportedly translates from Greek to English to suggest that someone has inspired a man to get an erection, the lawsuit alleges.
Anyone?
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squawkbox Says:
February 16th, 2012 at 8:40 AM
Not a Stafford fan, but Marhall Faulk has continually digressed in his presentation and analysis skills and whiffed on this one.
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TexansFan Says:
February 16th, 2012 at 8:41 AM
Cock tease?
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squawkbox Says:
February 16th, 2012 at 8:42 AM
Makeovers of pageant moms. God bless the Daily Mail.
Simply … awesome. And nauseating.
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Mantis Toboggan Says:
February 16th, 2012 at 8:43 AM
Not a Stafford fan, but Marhall Faulk has continually digressed in his presentation and analysis skills and whiffed on this one.
That was basically Stafford’s first full season playing (injuries). Give him another year or two to properly rate him. The whole overrated/underrated grading scale is overrated.
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squawkbox Says:
February 16th, 2012 at 8:43 AM
Cock is greek? I thought it was south carolinian?
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KingGrizz Says:
February 16th, 2012 at 8:43 AM
For whatever reason, I’m imagining the Tilted Kilt manager with the Batman voice from The Dark Knight
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coop247 Says:
February 16th, 2012 at 8:44 AM
“The facilities are first-class; the physical conditions are way, way above average of the norm.”
We use only the finest chicken wire around the stairs and windows to keep people from jumping. The concrete for the childrens beds is locally sourced from world renowned cement artisans.
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Mr. C Says:
February 16th, 2012 at 8:44 AM
Makeovers of pageant moms. God bless the Daily Mail.
Simply … awesome. And nauseating.
I guess there are four husbands somewhere wishing they could crawl in a hole?
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chicago Says:
February 16th, 2012 at 8:45 AM
The whole overrated/underrated grading scale is overrated.
Applying the overrated/underrated grading scale to the overrated/underrated grading scale is underrated.
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Mr. C Says:
February 16th, 2012 at 8:46 AM
For whatever reason, I’m imagining the Tilted Kilt manager with the Batman voice from The Dark Knight
Ha!
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cooniferous Says:
February 16th, 2012 at 8:48 AM
Some Vermont inmates hid a pig in the official decal of State Police cars. Some of the cars sported the pig for more than a year.
Totally. Awesome.
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Vincent Vega Says:
February 16th, 2012 at 8:49 AM
And he continues to be my favorite player in the league. What a pimp
I think I am souring on him a bit. His attitude on court is getting a little stale. Too much “I’m a badass” and mean mugging for me.
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cleet Says:
February 16th, 2012 at 8:50 AM
Kate vs. Bar is the new Kobe vs. LeBron
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squawkbox Says:
February 16th, 2012 at 8:50 AM
So, the WSJ article about 2009 cars has a chart, that I’d like to see, but those cheap bastards don’t have a link.
I was able to determine that Chrysler, Dodge, Jeep and Ram captured the 4 bottom spots. They’re now officially Italian cars.
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Vincent Vega Says:
February 16th, 2012 at 8:50 AM
I hear the Knicks won again. That makes 7 in a row, 6 of them against the bottom 12 of the NBA.
Next up, the 6-23 Hornets
/we are all witnesses
Haters gonna hate.
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squawkbox Says:
February 16th, 2012 at 8:51 AM
Kate vs. Bar
The correct answer is both.
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YYSA Says:
February 16th, 2012 at 8:51 AM
His attitude on court is getting a little stale. Too much “I’m a badass” and mean mugging for me.
High comedy from a mamba fan.
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Mantis Toboggan Says:
February 16th, 2012 at 8:51 AM
I think I am souring on him a bit. His attitude on court is getting a little stale. Too much “I’m a badass” and mean mugging for me.
Your kinda right, but that all goes away when he starts dribbling around defenders so gracefully.
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johndewar Says:
February 16th, 2012 at 8:53 AM
great pic from the Florida – Bama game
I’ll own up….I laughed.
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Mr. C Says:
February 16th, 2012 at 8:53 AM
Kate vs. Bar is the new Kobe vs. LeBron
Except it’s Bar in a walk.
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YYSA Says:
February 16th, 2012 at 8:53 AM
Kate vs. Bar is the new Kobe vs. LeBron
Does this make Brooklyn Decker Kevin Durant?
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angry Says:
February 16th, 2012 at 8:54 AM
The lovely ladies of the Titled Kilt are suing over sexual harassment
Jarring. Never would have guessed that would come about.
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Vincent Vega Says:
February 16th, 2012 at 8:54 AM
High comedy from a mamba fan.
I actually had added “one Kobe is plenty” but thought that went without saying.
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cleet Says:
February 16th, 2012 at 8:55 AM
Does this make Brooklyn Decker Kevin Durant?
And Mila Russel Westbrook?
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arkbadger Says:
February 16th, 2012 at 8:55 AM
Go when it first opens. It is always better the first couple of months before the dynamite A+ squad moves on to the next.
I’ll keep that in mind. it’s funny how that works, the same group of hot local waitresses must move around from new restaurant to new restaurant about every 3 months.
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coop247 Says:
February 16th, 2012 at 8:56 AM
Dwight Howard is last years cover model, that russian whatsername.
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KingGrizz Says:
February 16th, 2012 at 8:56 AM
I’ll own up….I laughed.
I did too. I always had this theory if you were the home team crowd to cheer really loud — then stop immediatley as the person was shooting. Or the reverse and be quiet when he was going through his routine at the line — then going nuts when the person shot. Or, have the student section be completely silent and have a designated heckler yelling things about you. Nothing too serious or mean — but if you were on the line in front of 16k people, and you could hear 1 person — you would think about it.
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arkbadger Says:
February 16th, 2012 at 8:57 AM
translates from Greek to English to suggest that someone has inspired a man to get an erection, the lawsuit alleges.
Anyone?
my sister in law is Greek, I’ll see what I can find out.
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spencer096 Says:
February 16th, 2012 at 8:57 AM
“Tiger Woods should see a Psychiatrist.”
oh for fuck’s sake.
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Mantis Toboggan Says:
February 16th, 2012 at 8:58 AM
I did too. I always had this theory if you were the home team crowd to cheer really loud — then stop immediatley as the person was shooting. Or the reverse and be quiet when he was going through his routine at the line — then going nuts when the person shot. Or, have the student section be completely silent and have a designated heckler yelling things about you. Nothing too serious or mean — but if you were on the line in front of 16k people, and you could hear 1 person — you would think about it.
I think it’s time for Duke fans to realize the Spirit Fingers don’t work during an inbounds pass.
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squawkbox Says:
February 16th, 2012 at 8:58 AM
Go when it first opens. It is always better the first couple of months before the dynamite A+ squad moves on to the next.
A friend told me this when they first established the Atlanta area. He told me they have contract models they pay a ton of cash to that will work a grand opening for a couple weeks – then you’ll never see them again.
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Benjamin Franklin Rodriguez has the highest WAR evah! Says:
February 16th, 2012 at 8:59 AM
Lin’s success just highlights the preposterousness of Steve Nash’s name on and possession of 2 of Kobe’s MVP’s.
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arkbadger Says:
February 16th, 2012 at 9:00 AM
I guess there are four husbands somewhere wishing they could crawl in a hole?
shit, those husbands are obviously complete pussies if they let their wives do shit like that to their kids. those husbands are at home scrubbing skid marks out of their wives nasty panties.
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jimmy Says:
February 16th, 2012 at 9:01 AM
Josh Hamilton’s first interview (post-relapse) will be with Glenn Beck.
*facepalm*
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johndewar Says:
February 16th, 2012 at 9:01 AM
You can’t wait to hear about the new Friday Night Lights movie, right? [MTV.com]
Hopefully, Buzz still has a stake in this FNL movie so he can buy the Philadelphia newspapers.
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arkbadger Says:
February 16th, 2012 at 9:03 AM
He told me they have contract models they pay a ton of cash to that will work a grand opening for a couple weeks – then you’ll never see them again.
that makes sense, because usually the service is fucking terrible the first couple weeks anything is open. it’s probably good that the mouth breathing rednecks that are there throwing the lamest lines at the waitresses they can think of don’t care about service. they care about $1 cans of Busch Light.
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johndewar Says:
February 16th, 2012 at 9:04 AM
… Apple’s iPad plant is nicer than your office …
So, the “S” in 4S stands for “suicide”?
What a fraudy article.
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Irvin Pankey Says:
February 16th, 2012 at 9:04 AM
Lin’s success just highlights the preposterousness of Steve Nash’s name on and possession of 2 of Kobe’s MVP’s.
Kobe wasn’t even in the top 15 of voting in 2005. Had nothing to do with Nash.
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YYSA Says:
February 16th, 2012 at 9:04 AM
Lin’s success just highlights the preposterousness of Steve Nash’s name on and possession of 2 of Kobe’s MVP’s.
Oh shut the fuck up. If anyone has a gripe about Nash’s MVP its Shaq not Kobe. Kobe was leading a 7 seed to the playoffs the year Nash won those.
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chicago Says:
February 16th, 2012 at 9:04 AM
Lin’s success just highlights the preposterousness of Steve Nash’s name on and possession of 2 of Kobe’s MVP’s.
Here’s something we can agree on. And then Chris Paul could have gotten one the year Kobe actually did win it.
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jimmy Says:
February 16th, 2012 at 9:05 AM
Here’s Bar jumping on a trampoline
One way to assure clickage.
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Breesus Says:
February 16th, 2012 at 9:06 AM
Haters gonna hate.
I don’t hate. Just trying to provide a voice of reason in the hype.
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chicago Says:
February 16th, 2012 at 9:07 AM
Kobe wasn’t even in the top 15 of voting in 2005. Had nothing to do with Nash.
Good point about ’05, but its silly he didn’t win it in ’06.
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Irvin Pankey Says:
February 16th, 2012 at 9:08 AM
And then the next year, Lebron’s 31-7-7 as a 21 year old was more impressive than Kobe’s 35-5-5 with 350 more shot attempts.
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jimmy Says:
February 16th, 2012 at 9:09 AM
that makes sense, because usually the service is fucking terrible the first couple weeks anything is open. it’s probably good that the mouth breathing rednecks that are there throwing the lamest lines at the waitresses they can think of don’t care about service. they care about $1 cans of Busch Light.
speaking of lame lines, how many radio douchebags during Kate Upton’s media blitz yesterday asked her, “Are you related to B.J.?”
(You know, get it, get it? Wink-wink/nudge-nudge?)
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YYSA Says:
February 16th, 2012 at 9:09 AM
Good point about ’05, but its silly he didn’t win it in ’06.
7 seed in the playoffs. Winning matters a lot more to these awards.
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Benjamin Franklin Rodriguez has the highest WAR evah! Says:
February 16th, 2012 at 9:10 AM
Oh shut the fuck up. If anyone has a gripe about Nash’s MVP its Shaq not Kobe. Kobe was leading a 7 seed to the playoffs the year Nash won those.
A 7th seed which lost its center and other players from their championship run. Who had that squad pegged for the playoffs? Dallas got better once they got rid of Nash. Plus Kobe was simply the best player in the league.
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jthussler Says:
February 16th, 2012 at 9:10 AM
Lin’s success just highlights the preposterousness of Steve Nash’s name on and possession of 2 of Kobe’s MVP’s.
?
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HuskerDawg Says:
February 16th, 2012 at 9:11 AM
“Throwing for 5,000 yards in the NFL right now is nothing,” Faulk said. “I don’t want to take anything away from it.
Interesting way of showing this.
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Benjamin Franklin Rodriguez has the highest WAR evah! Says:
February 16th, 2012 at 9:11 AM
And then Chris Paul could have gotten one the year Kobe actually did win it.
could have.
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pRohphet8 Says:
February 16th, 2012 at 9:11 AM
Way OT….how in the world do you change your avatar on this site?
/newbie
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Vincent Vega Says:
February 16th, 2012 at 9:11 AM
I don’t hate. Just trying to provide a voice of reason in the hype.
Well certainly ESPN carries it too far because that’s what they do, but what Lin is doing is remarkable. There can be no disputing that.
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YYSA Says:
February 16th, 2012 at 9:12 AM
A 7th seed which lost its center and other players from their championship run. Who had that squad pegged for the playoffs? Dallas got better once they got rid of Nash. Plus Kobe was simply the best player in the league.
And the Suns went from 29-53 to 62-20. Please. Like I said the guy that has a legitimate gripe is Shaq. Because he had the same kind of impact on Miami that Nash had on Phoenix.
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Breesus Says:
February 16th, 2012 at 9:12 AM
Yesterday there was the Lin/Tebow comparison story. There is another similarity. When Tebow made his won, he did it mainly against mediocre teams starting QBs like Caleb Hanie.
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jimmy Says:
February 16th, 2012 at 9:12 AM
“Throwing for 5,000 yards in the NFL right now is nothing,” Faulk said. “I don’t want to take anything away from it.
How schizophrenic of him.
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Breesus Says:
February 16th, 2012 at 9:13 AM
Well certainly ESPN carries it too far because that’s what they do, but what Lin is doing is remarkable. There can be no disputing that.
Well, I would be a fool if I disagreed.
/ducks
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Irvin Pankey Says:
February 16th, 2012 at 9:13 AM
Dallas got better once they got rid of Nash.
And Nash helped improve Phoenix by 33 wins. What’s your point?
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Mantis Toboggan Says:
February 16th, 2012 at 9:14 AM
The Lakers third best player in 2006 was Smush Parker. Smush Parker.
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cracker jack Says:
February 16th, 2012 at 9:15 AM
Way OT….how in the world do you change your avatar on this site?
/newbie
gravatar.com
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johndewar Says:
February 16th, 2012 at 9:15 AM
Marshall Faulk says Matthew Stafford is overrated. [MLive]
I think Marshall Faulk needs to be checked for post concussion syndrome.
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YYSA Says:
February 16th, 2012 at 9:15 AM
The Lakers third best player in 2006 was Smush Parker. Smush Parker.
So you are saying Lebron should have about 8 MVPs
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cracker jack Says:
February 16th, 2012 at 9:15 AM
Well certainly ESPN carries it too far because that’s what they do, but what Lin is doing is remarkable. There can be no disputing that.
NO ONE DENIES THIS
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HuskerDawg Says:
February 16th, 2012 at 9:15 AM
We use only the finest chicken wire around the stairs and windows to keep people from jumping. The concrete for the childrens beds is locally sourced from world renowned cement artisans.
I laughed.
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TheGilly Says:
February 16th, 2012 at 9:16 AM
Indiana beats Northwestern for its 20th win of the season.
Crean has them on the right track. 20 wins this year is way above expectations. THE MOVEMENT will be here next year and then it will really be on.
/Hoo Hoo Hoo Hoosiers!
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Watsonian Says:
February 16th, 2012 at 9:17 AM
what Lin is doing is remarkable.
Yes, the rate at which he turns the ball over is remarkable.
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Cowboy Mike's Red Hot Ricochet Barbecue Sauce Says:
February 16th, 2012 at 9:17 AM
Guys. I’m really really fucked up right now.
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Mantis Toboggan Says:
February 16th, 2012 at 9:17 AM
So you are saying Lebron should have about 8 MVPs
Acutally, I believe Lebron was 2nd in MVP voting for 2006. I’m a Kobe guy, but he didn’t get past 4th in voting for those two years Nash won MVP.
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kaiserwilhelmreems Says:
February 16th, 2012 at 9:17 AM
The lovely ladies of the Titled Kilt are suing over sexual harassment
even sexual harrassment panda wonders what they expected when they were hired for the job.
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squawkbox Says:
February 16th, 2012 at 9:17 AM
Lotta asian hate in here.
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Vincent Vega Says:
February 16th, 2012 at 9:18 AM
A 7th seed which lost its center and other players from their championship run. Who had that squad pegged for the playoffs? Dallas got better once they got rid of Nash. Plus Kobe was simply the best player in the league
I posted it yesterday in the AI thread, but it cannot be overstated how bad that roster was.
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spencer096 Says:
February 16th, 2012 at 9:18 AM
Guys. I’m really really fucked up right now.
i bet you are.
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cracker jack Says:
February 16th, 2012 at 9:19 AM
Guys. I’m really really fucked up right now.
Drugs are bad, mmkay?
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spencer096 Says:
February 16th, 2012 at 9:20 AM
Drugs are bad, mmkay?
nokay.
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kaiserwilhelmreems Says:
February 16th, 2012 at 9:20 AM
what Lin is doing is remarkable. There can be no disputing that.
This is TBL, catch it on the right day and arguments will break out over 2 + 2 = 4. Dispute is in our commentariate nature.
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cracker jack Says:
February 16th, 2012 at 9:20 AM
I am looking at Lin’s box score for the past few games and I am unable to find the ‘remarkable’
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arkbadger Says:
February 16th, 2012 at 9:20 AM
Crean has them on the right track. 20 wins this year is way above expectations.
just wondering, what were the expectations this year? this is Crean’s 3rd or 4th year isn’t it? 20 wins at a program like Indiana doesn’t seem like much to ask for after 3 or 4 years.
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MP III Says:
February 16th, 2012 at 9:20 AM
Lin’s success just highlights the preposterousness of Steve Nash’s name on and possession of 2 of Kobe’s MVP’s.
well this is just lazy as shit.
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cleet Says:
February 16th, 2012 at 9:21 AM
February 16th, 2012 at 9:17 AM
Guys. I’m really really fucked up right now.
Excellent
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Vincent Vega Says:
February 16th, 2012 at 9:22 AM
NO ONE DENIES THIS
Actually, smartass remarks trying to poke holes in his game could be considered a kind of denial.
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Irvin Pankey Says:
February 16th, 2012 at 9:22 AM
Yes, the rate at which he turns the ball over is remarkable.
Turnover rate lower than Nash, Rubio, and Rondo. But sure, whatever it takes to fuel your hate.
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Cowboy Mike's Red Hot Ricochet Barbecue Sauce Says:
February 16th, 2012 at 9:23 AM
Did you like those pictures Spence? (Gayest statement ever.)
Today is my Friday, I could not be happier about this.
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cracker jack Says:
February 16th, 2012 at 9:24 AM
Actually, smartass remarks trying to poke holes in his game could be considered a kind of denial.
You didnt get my Tawmmy from Quinzee reference.
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payaso Says:
February 16th, 2012 at 9:24 AM
Crean has them on the right track. 20 wins this year is way above expectations. THE MOVEMENT will be here next year and then it will really be on.
16 conference wins after 4 years. The guy owes Dwyane Wade about 70% of his salary. Just hope he doesn’t get investigated for his shady AAU African connection.
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squawkbox Says:
February 16th, 2012 at 9:24 AM
I am looking at Lin’s box score for the past few games and I am unable to find the ‘remarkable’
No one would disagree … if he hadn’t been the asian at the end of the bench for the last season and a half and was in D-league at this time last year.
It’s remarkably surprising.
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spencer096 Says:
February 16th, 2012 at 9:25 AM
mole…fuck yea. that’s some high quality doja…beautiful. just perfectly dense little buds.
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Cowboy Mike's Red Hot Ricochet Barbecue Sauce Says:
February 16th, 2012 at 9:26 AM
But now my bagel is gone and I am sad.
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Breesus Says:
February 16th, 2012 at 9:26 AM
Actually, smartass remarks trying to poke holes in his game could be considered a kind of denial.
Well if some people can basically call him a cross between Magic Johnson, Pete Maravich, and God, then I think it’s fair to point out that he’s beating the Wizards or their equivalent every night.
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cracker jack Says:
February 16th, 2012 at 9:26 AM
No one would disagree … if he hadn’t been the asian
And there it is
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Vincent Vega Says:
February 16th, 2012 at 9:26 AM
I am looking at Lin’s box score for the past few games and I am unable to find the ‘remarkable’
Wow. Just fucking wow.
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arkbadger Says:
February 16th, 2012 at 9:27 AM
Guys. I’m really really fucked up right now.
I CAN’T. FEEL. MY. FACE.
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kaiserwilhelmreems Says:
February 16th, 2012 at 9:28 AM
But sure, whatever it takes to fuel your hate.
we’re officially entering Tebow territory now that dissenting opinions are “hate fueled”
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TheGilly Says:
February 16th, 2012 at 9:28 AM
16 conference wins after 4 years. The guy owes Dwyane Wade about 70% of his salary. Just hope he doesn’t get investigated for his shady AAU African connection.
When he took over for “Denim” Sampson, the program was a wreck. His first year, the returning players averaged a total of 5 points the year before. It just shows that if you give the right people time, they will get things back on track. Zeller is who he currently owes his salary to.
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kaiserwilhelmreems Says:
February 16th, 2012 at 9:29 AM
Guys. I’m really really fucked up right now.
do the snozzberries taste like snozzberries?
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arkbadger Says:
February 16th, 2012 at 9:29 AM
mole…fuck yea. that’s some high quality doja…beautiful. just perfectly dense little buds.
link?
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cracker jack Says:
February 16th, 2012 at 9:29 AM
Turnover rate lower than Nash, Rubio, and Rondo. But sure, whatever it takes to fuel your hate.
Per game? That’s shit. He had 48 total minutes in the first 22 games. Per start? over 5.
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Benjamin Franklin Rodriguez has the highest WAR evah! Says:
February 16th, 2012 at 9:29 AM
And Nash helped improve Phoenix by 33 wins. What’s your point?
The Suns had multiple players miss time with injuries the year before. The Mavericks got rid of a defensive liability at the guard spot and improved.
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Mantis Toboggan Says:
February 16th, 2012 at 9:31 AM
do the snozzberries taste like snozzberries?
CANDY BARS
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cracker jack Says:
February 16th, 2012 at 9:31 AM
we’re officially entering Tebow territory now that dissenting opinions are “hate fueled”
The narrative has been written. Dissenters shall be sentenced to death.
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Clayton Cargill Says:
February 16th, 2012 at 9:33 AM
Way OT….how in the world do you change your avatar on this site?
/newbie
while you’re at it, get a catchier commenter name. Just don’t try and take Irvin Pankey, as that is already taken.
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Irvin Pankey Says:
February 16th, 2012 at 9:33 AM
The Suns had multiple players miss time with injuries the year before. The Mavericks got rid of a defensive liability at the guard spot and improved.
Phoenix won 62 games. How many more would they have won without Nash?
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KingGrizz Says:
February 16th, 2012 at 9:34 AM
Guys. I’m really really fucked up right now.
Elaborate
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chicago Says:
February 16th, 2012 at 9:34 AM
But sure, whatever it takes to fuel your hate.
we’re officially entering Tebow territory now that dissenting opinions are “hate fueled”
I don’t get why its not ok to just take a reasonable stance on Lin. He’s clearly a very good player, but at the same time it’s still very unlikely he’s going to be a superstar (which is how he’s being treated). There’s no hate here, seeing as how I’m rooting for the guy to succeed, but I’ve been ripped for making that statement elsewhere.
I think last night is an example of how he will need to play moving forward. I think only Nash is averaging 10 apg right now, but we might be able to expect Lin to do so with Melo back. I could see him averaging something like 12 pts and 11 ast and being a very good player on a very good Knicks team.
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Vincent Vega Says:
February 16th, 2012 at 9:34 AM
Here’s all you need to know about Lin (fuck turnover numbers): THEY LOST 11 OUT OF 13 BEFORE HE BECAME THE STARTER AND HAVE WON 7 IN A ROW SINCE.
There, does that work for you? Is it maybe a little remarkable that a scrub came in and turned the shitty dysfunctional fucking Knicks around without their two “stars”?
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Irvin Pankey Says:
February 16th, 2012 at 9:35 AM
Per game? That’s shit. He had 48 total minutes in the first 22 games. Per start? over 5.
Turnover RATE. Back to the kitchen with ya if you’re going to talk per game stats.
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YYSA Says:
February 16th, 2012 at 9:35 AM
The Suns had multiple players miss time with injuries the year before. The Mavericks got rid of a defensive liability at the guard spot and improved.
Your ship is taking on water.
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MP III Says:
February 16th, 2012 at 9:35 AM
The Mavericks got rid of a defensive liability at the guard spot and improved.
from a win/loss perspective, the mavs only improved by a game or two on average post nash. and they didnt play a lick of defense until carlisle arrived a few years ago.
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Benjamin Franklin Rodriguez has the highest WAR evah! Says:
February 16th, 2012 at 9:35 AM
I am looking at Lin’s box score for the past few games and I am unable to find the ‘remarkable’
In Toronto, he was remarkable in the 4th quarter. Last night he sat out most of the 4th quarter. The Kings defense was lax, but he took advantage of it. At least until Isiah Thomas came into the game anyway. I think he’ll get completely locked up against the Chicago’s, Boston’s and Miami’s of the world that play that lock down defense. But the whole world knows he has problems going left, yet he still overcomes it at points in the game. Gotta give him credit.
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sportsgal116 Says:
February 16th, 2012 at 9:36 AM
Bar is stunning. She looked a million times better in the swimsuit mag than Kate Upton. Why Leo went from Bar to Blake Lively is beyond me. I guess that adage applies – find me a hot woman and you’ll find a guy that’s tired of fucking her.
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Mr. C Says:
February 16th, 2012 at 9:38 AM
Bar is stunning.
Can’t be said enough.
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bsanders37 Says:
February 16th, 2012 at 9:38 AM
I bet Joe Takagi is up there smiling down.
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Breesus Says:
February 16th, 2012 at 9:38 AM
I don’t get why its not ok to just take a reasonable stance on Lin. He’s clearly a very good player, but at the same time it’s still very unlikely he’s going to be a superstar (which is how he’s being treated). There’s no hate here, seeing as how I’m rooting for the guy to succeed, but I’ve been ripped for making that statement elsewhere.
My hate is not for Lin. I have ZERO hate for him. Good for him. Like I said yesterday, the hate is for the fact that this is such a transparent effort by the MSM and TBL to create Tebowmania: New York Style
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Clayton Cargill Says:
February 16th, 2012 at 9:39 AM
Why Leo went from Bar to Blake Lively is beyond me. I guess that adage applies – find me a hot woman and you’ll find a guy that’s tired of fucking her.
wrong adage. In this case, the adage that applies is that there’s another train coming. Leo doesn’t have to wait till he’s tired of fucking them to get off, because there’s always another train ready to take him for a ride.
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chicago Says:
February 16th, 2012 at 9:39 AM
Turnover RATE. Back to the kitchen with ya if you’re going to talk per game stats.
Are you using the estimate per 100 possessions number? Mind posting the numbers of Lin and the other players you listed? I’m legitimately curious, I can’t access B-R at work.
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payaso Says:
February 16th, 2012 at 9:39 AM
Look, Lin is the biggest story in sports since Phelps’ 8 gold medals and if you disagree you’re either racist or some jaded asshole.
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got_em_looking Says:
February 16th, 2012 at 9:39 AM
Here’s Bar jumping on a trampoline with Chris Paul. Via BDL.
How do you not get a raging hard on?… This is one that clearly calls for the kevlar box briefs
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Benjamin Franklin Rodriguez has the highest WAR evah! Says:
February 16th, 2012 at 9:39 AM
Your ship is taking on water.
Cool. Your ship is taking on fire, and you’re defending it like Steve Nash. Get the life vests ready.
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ATL_Badger Says:
February 16th, 2012 at 9:41 AM
Can we get the ballin’ nonsense out of the RoundUp? Please and thank you.
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Vincent Vega Says:
February 16th, 2012 at 9:41 AM
Your ship is taking on fire, and you’re defending it like Steve Nash.
Ouch. A double zing…
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Cowboy Mike's Red Hot Ricochet Barbecue Sauce Says:
February 16th, 2012 at 9:41 AM
Elaborate
Finally got a hookup. Nothing like driving to the South Side to buy drugs!
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Breesus Says:
February 16th, 2012 at 9:41 AM
In Toronto, he was remarkable in the 4th quarter
Suck for 3 quarters and then pull it out in the end. So he’s not Tim Tebow. He’s John Elway, circa 1986.
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sportsgal116 Says:
February 16th, 2012 at 9:42 AM
How do you not get a raging hard on?
There’s a bunch of people around and a dude telling you what to do. Even with the hot chick next to you, you’d probably be way too self-conscious or way too focused on not falling on the trampoline and making an ass out of yourself in front of the super hot model standing next to you to get an erection. Plus I can’t imagine it would feel very good to jump on a trampoline while your dick’s hard.
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Irvin Pankey Says:
February 16th, 2012 at 9:43 AM
Are you using the estimate per 100 possessions number? Mind posting the numbers of Lin and the other players you listed? I’m legitimately curious, I can’t access B-R at work.
Lin 20.4%, Rondo 20.9, Rubio 22.8, Nash 24.1, Irving 16.5
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kaiserwilhelmreems Says:
February 16th, 2012 at 9:43 AM
Look, Lin is the biggest story in sports since Phelps’ 8 gold medals and if you disagree you’re either racist or some jaded asshole.
stop being such a hater!
Lin is the best thing since Penicillin, he will save humanity.
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sportsgal116 Says:
February 16th, 2012 at 9:43 AM
Leo doesn’t have to wait till he’s tired of fucking them to get off, because there’s always another train ready to take him for a ride.
Yeah but isn’t going from Bar to Blake a downgrade?
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Clayton Cargill Says:
February 16th, 2012 at 9:44 AM
Plus I can’t imagine it would feel very good to jump on a trampoline while your dick’s hard.
spoken like somebody who does not possess a dick
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YYSA Says:
February 16th, 2012 at 9:44 AM
Cool. Your ship is taking on fire, and you’re defending it like Steve Nash. Get the life vests ready.
The now .500 Knicks 30 games into the 2012 season are proof that Steve Nash didn’t deserve his MVP 7 years ago!
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Mantis Toboggan Says:
February 16th, 2012 at 9:44 AM
It’s a shame those Suns teams never made a Finals appearance. Once again, the Spurs ruin everything.
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Matty_Cam Says:
February 16th, 2012 at 9:44 AM
Leonardo’s women > Derek Jeter’s women
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KingGrizz Says:
February 16th, 2012 at 9:44 AM
Finally got a hookup. Nothing like driving to the South Side to buy drugs!
Ahh, coulda been worse. You could have been in the Hill District.
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spencer096 Says:
February 16th, 2012 at 9:44 AM
mole…did you take a day off simply because you got some green? if so…i salute you.
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johndewar Says:
February 16th, 2012 at 9:44 AM
Leo doesn’t have to wait till he’s tired of fucking them to get off, because there’s always another train ready to take him for a ride.
Yeah but isn’t going from Bar to Blake a downgrade?
Bar is beautiful, but beauty does not indemnify a woman if she is a giant pain in the ass.
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ATL_Badger Says:
February 16th, 2012 at 9:45 AM
There’s a bunch of people around and a dude telling you what to do. Even with the hot chick next to you, you’d probably be way too self-conscious or way too focused on not falling on the trampoline and making an ass out of yourself in front of the super hot model standing next to you to get an erection. Plus I can’t imagine it would feel very good to jump on a trampoline while your dick’s hard.
Aside from the last sentence, that’s some pretty spot on and thorough analysis coming from someone who allegedly doesn’t have a penis. Jumping on a trampoline while your dick was hard wouldn’t hurt or be uncomfortable though, unless you landed on it.
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Clayton Cargill Says:
February 16th, 2012 at 9:45 AM
Yeah but isn’t going from Bar to Blake a downgrade?
sure, but he’s not locking anything down, right? He’s just playing with it till he sees something he’d prefer to play with. I doubt he’s passing up anything, anytime.
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Senator Jersey Says:
February 16th, 2012 at 9:45 AM
Per game? That’s shit. He had 48 total minutes in the first 22 games. Per start? over 5.
Turnover RATE. Back to the kitchen with ya if you’re going to talk per game stats.
Don’t waste your time arguing with CJ about basketball when she’s made it very clear that she doesn’t give a shit about it. She is doing her best to pull an SC with this whole Lin thing.
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MP III Says:
February 16th, 2012 at 9:45 AM
Yeah but isn’t going from Bar to Blake a downgrade?
without a doubt.
bar is prettier than kate upton, but kate’s body is better.
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Cowboy Mike's Red Hot Ricochet Barbecue Sauce Says:
February 16th, 2012 at 9:45 AM
mole…did you take a day off simply because you got some green? if so…i salute you.
No but I would have.
Cousin in Syracuse getting married Friday night (cheapest wedding of the year, Friday in February) so my brother, girlfriend, and I are going up tomorrow. He’s driving up here now from SC. Going to crush some Primanti’s tonight.
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bsanders37 Says:
February 16th, 2012 at 9:46 AM
Plus I can’t imagine it would feel very good to jump on a trampoline while your dick’s hard.
This is why road head never quite translated to roller coasters.
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sportsgal116 Says:
February 16th, 2012 at 9:46 AM
Leo dated Bar for, like, 3 years or something. I doubt a guy like Leo could put up with a huge pain in the ass for 3 years.
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Urinal Mint Says:
February 16th, 2012 at 9:46 AM
Hamilton’s interview is not with Glenn Beck. Heart portions of the interview this AM, and it’s conducted by the pastor of his church. It’s just being hosted by Beck’s website.
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Breesus Says:
February 16th, 2012 at 9:46 AM
Look, Lin is the biggest story in sports since Phelps’ 8 gold medals and if you disagree you’re either racist or some jaded asshole.
And yet, if he played in Utah, his highlights would come 48 minutes into SportsCenter. I assume.
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ATL_Badger Says:
February 16th, 2012 at 9:47 AM
Yeah but isn’t going from Bar to Blake a downgrade?
Nah… he’s just sampling something different. If Blake is the last girl he ends up fucking, than yeah, it’s a downgrade. He can always just get tired of her and hop on another perfect 10 though.
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José Ovechkin Says:
February 16th, 2012 at 9:47 AM
Needs more Jessica Gomes
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Clayton Cargill Says:
February 16th, 2012 at 9:47 AM
It’s a shame those Suns teams never made a Finals appearance. Once again, the Spurs ruin everything.
And Jerry Stackhouse. That was the year they were the best, when Joe Johnson smashed his face to smithereens.
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Cowboy Mike's Red Hot Ricochet Barbecue Sauce Says:
February 16th, 2012 at 9:47 AM
And yet, if he played in Utah, his highlights would come 48 minutes into SportsCenter. I assume.
Just like Denver, hippest market in America!
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Matty_Cam Says:
February 16th, 2012 at 9:48 AM
Leo dated Bar for, like, 3 years or something. I doubt a guy like Leo could put up with a huge pain in the ass for 3 years.
Depends on how good the ass is.
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Benjamin Franklin Rodriguez has the highest WAR evah! Says:
February 16th, 2012 at 9:48 AM
from a win/loss perspective, the mavs only improved by a game or two on average post nash. and they didnt play a lick of defense until carlisle arrived a few years ago.
They had nice regular seasons, but were knocked out early in the playoffs because they weren’t tough enough. They were definitely more focused and tougher on defense when they made that run.
/transition defense
//transition defense
///transition defense
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ATL_Badger Says:
February 16th, 2012 at 9:48 AM
Just like Denver, hippest market in America!
Portland would like a word.
Is there going to be a post on the potential new arena in Seattle?
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cracker jack Says:
February 16th, 2012 at 9:49 AM
She is doing her best to pull an SC with this whole Lin thing.
Yup, it’s just me in here with this opinion, you got me. I only live to ‘troll’, not to point out that perhaps people are going overboard about something.
But you are right, I hate basketball, fuck it, I’m never looking at a box score again.
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Senator Jersey Says:
February 16th, 2012 at 9:49 AM
Look, Lin is the biggest story in sports since Phelps’ 8 gold medals and if you disagree you’re either racist or some jaded asshole.
And yet, if he played in Utah, his highlights would come 48 minutes into SportsCenter. I assume.
I’m still shocked about how much you forget how much Sundiata Gaines’s dick was getting blown after hitting that three a while back.
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chicago Says:
February 16th, 2012 at 9:49 AM
Suck for 3 quarters and then pull it out in the end. So he’s not Tim Tebow. He’s John Elway, circa 1986.
Yea but he doesn’t suck. The Tebow comparison is the most annoying thing about all this, because Tebow fucking sucked. Lin is actually playing really well, and more and more its appearing like it’s going to stay that way. I’m not saying his averages will stay where they are, but this guy is likely really going to help out the Knicks long term and already has been short term.
The issues I have are things like seeing Kobe hit a ridiculous side fadeaway from the baseline to win the game against Toronto with two guys draped on him and getting one or two highlights about it (for the record this is how it should be, because its Toronto), but then Lin does the same thing a night later with no defense being played and there are literally 12 segments about him on the Sportscenter that I’m forced to watch as I’m running on the treadmill at the gym. It’s just a great story that the media will push because it grabs the attention of the casual observer. As a fan of the NBA regardless, I find it annoying. Not Lin himself, but the overall insanity of how much coverage he’s gotten. I think I saw an article asking the chances he would be MVP this year. Meanwhile, Lebron James is off somewhere having one of the greatest seasons in NBA history and barely anyone is fucking talking about it.
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Mr. C Says:
February 16th, 2012 at 9:49 AM
Leo dated Bar for, like, 3 years or something. I doubt a guy like Leo could put up with a huge pain in the ass for 3 years.
I have to assume dating with schedules like theirs is very different from our layman’s version. They spend time together in exotic locales doing fancy things that could distract from everyday annoyances.
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cleet Says:
February 16th, 2012 at 9:50 AM
She is doing her best to pull an SC with this whole Lin thing.
CJ is comparing Lin to Tyrus Thomas?
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Mantis Toboggan Says:
February 16th, 2012 at 9:50 AM
Finally got a hookup. Nothing like driving to the South Side to buy drugs!
Should have gone to my old neighborhood in the North Side. Bunch of product there around the Mexican War Streets.
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sportsgal116 Says:
February 16th, 2012 at 9:50 AM
I think Irina Shayak (or however it’s spelled) is the best looking chick in that magazine.
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Breesus Says:
February 16th, 2012 at 9:50 AM
Just like Denver, hippest market in America!
Everybody knew Tebow and had an opinion on him LONG before Tebowmania hit.
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ATL_Badger Says:
February 16th, 2012 at 9:50 AM
I’m still shocked about how much you forget how much Sundiata Gaines’s dick was getting blown after hitting that three a while back.
Come on Senator, that was for like… a day.
/high fives CJ
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cracker jack Says:
February 16th, 2012 at 9:50 AM
Is there going to be a post on the potential new arena in Seattle?
Speaking of posts.. how was there not one on Cowherd/Upton yesterday? Seemed right up J-Mac’s alley. I’m going to assume that Cowherd gets a lifetime pass now since he allowed young Jason to shadow him for a day.
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Clayton Cargill Says:
February 16th, 2012 at 9:51 AM
that I’m forced to watch as I’m running on the treadmill at the gym.
you can’t look out the window, or at some dude’s ass or something? There’s a part of the treadmill that forces your head toward the television?
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Senator Jersey Says:
February 16th, 2012 at 9:51 AM
Yup, it’s just me in here with this opinion,
So tiny, yet so much vanity.
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arkbadger Says:
February 16th, 2012 at 9:51 AM
Finally got a hookup. Nothing like driving to the South Side to buy drugs!
i want to see a pic of these nugs are they on the twitter or something?
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Hope Solo Mio Says:
February 16th, 2012 at 9:51 AM
Needs more Jessica Gomes
Davalos twins. When are they going to be in the roundup?
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cracker jack Says:
February 16th, 2012 at 9:52 AM
I’m still shocked about how much you forget how much Sundiata Gaines’s dick was getting blown after hitting that three a while back.
Come on Senator, that was for like… a day.
What day? I must have been holed up in my cave. I have never seen that name in my life.
/high fives back
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Clayton Cargill Says:
February 16th, 2012 at 9:52 AM
I’ve been with CJ on the sportscenter moratorium. I still watch PTI, but that’s it for ESPN, except mine started at the end of the regular season of NFL, not post super bowl.
I dont’ watch it, and i”m not bothered by it.
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chicago Says:
February 16th, 2012 at 9:52 AM
Lin 20.4%, Rondo 20.9, Rubio 22.8, Nash 24.1, Irving 16.5
Thanks. That’s an eye opener for me. My fantasy team is still pissed off since TO total is a category though.
Is Lin’s lower % a function of his usage rate?
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José Ovechkin Says:
February 16th, 2012 at 9:53 AM
Finally got a hookup. Nothing like driving to the South Side to buy drugs!
I never noticed before, but now that I think about it…is it always the South Side in every city?
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Urinal Mint Says:
February 16th, 2012 at 9:53 AM
OK, golfers, who do we have for the Northern Trust?
I like:
Mahan
Choi
Watney
Day
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Senator Jersey Says:
February 16th, 2012 at 9:53 AM
Come on Senator, that was for like… a day.
Yeah, because he didn’t keep being ridiculous for another week and a half. Such a good story and there are still angles to continually bitch about it. But that 1-2 days was a lot of Gaines bukakke.
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cracker jack Says:
February 16th, 2012 at 9:53 AM
So tiny, yet so much vanity.
Which part of acknowledging others feel the same way as me is vanity?
Youre lucky I dont live in that cesspool of Jersey, because I would never EVER vote for you in any election. Dick.
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Clayton Cargill Says:
February 16th, 2012 at 9:53 AM
Speaking of posts.. how was there not one on Cowherd/Upton yesterday? Seemed right up J-Mac’s alley. I’m going to assume that Cowherd gets a lifetime pass now since he allowed young Jason to shadow him for a day.
St Bear gave a sick burn on that, but I don’t remember which post.
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MP III Says:
February 16th, 2012 at 9:54 AM
They had nice regular seasons, but were knocked out early in the playoffs because they weren’t tough enough.
they were actually knocked out early more often post nash.
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sportsgal116 Says:
February 16th, 2012 at 9:54 AM
I never noticed before, but now that I think about it…is it always the South Side in every city?
The only exception I can think of off the top of my head is Milwaukee.
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Cowboy Mike's Red Hot Ricochet Barbecue Sauce Says:
February 16th, 2012 at 9:54 AM
I never noticed before, but now that I think about it…is it always the South Side in every city?
Hahaha. In Pittsburgh the South Side is actually the nice area and the North Side is a festering ass herpe.
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spencer096 Says:
February 16th, 2012 at 9:54 AM
man, how did michigan find players that were good at football and smart enough to take on that difficult general studies major? they definitely recruit a different breed of student athlete up there…no bullshit majors for michigan.
/hypocrites
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arkbadger Says:
February 16th, 2012 at 9:55 AM
that I’m forced to watch as I’m running on the treadmill at the gym.
running outside would solve that problem easily.
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MP III Says:
February 16th, 2012 at 9:55 AM
I think Irina Shayak (or however it’s spelled) is the best looking chick in that magazine.
you must think grass carps are attractive, because that is what her face looks like.
on the other hand, her body is superb.
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Hope Solo Mio Says:
February 16th, 2012 at 9:55 AM
I never noticed before, but now that I think about it…is it always the South Side in every city?
The only exception I can think of off the top of my head is Milwaukee.
New York
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Mantis Toboggan Says:
February 16th, 2012 at 9:55 AM
I never noticed before, but now that I think about it…is it always the South Side in every city?
It’s a small section of the city where it’s 14 blocks of bars, bars, and more bars. It’s my weekend home.
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cleet Says:
February 16th, 2012 at 9:55 AM
Youre lucky I dont live in that cesspool of Jersey, because I would never EVER vote for you in any election. Dick.
Shots fired! Shots fired!
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Irvin Pankey Says:
February 16th, 2012 at 9:56 AM
Is Lin’s lower % a function of his usage rate?
Yes. Lin is top 10 in the League in usage right now.
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payaso Says:
February 16th, 2012 at 9:56 AM
I’m going to assume that Cowherd gets a lifetime pass now since he allowed young Jason to shadow him for a day.
RIP Stubbornly Uncorruptable and Unbehelded
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ATL_Badger Says:
February 16th, 2012 at 9:56 AM
I never noticed before, but now that I think about it…is it always the South Side in every city?
Milwaukee’s roughest side is the near North/Northwest side… but the South side isn’t exactly a utopia either. Atlanta’s worst area is probably the near West side and then South/Southeast side though.
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Jim Harbaugh Scramble Says:
February 16th, 2012 at 9:56 AM
I never noticed before, but now that I think about it…is it always the South Side in every city?
south side of Jacksonville is actually nice.
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illformula Says:
February 16th, 2012 at 9:57 AM
Leo dated Bar for, like, 3 years or something. I doubt a guy like Leo could put up with a huge pain in the ass for 3 years.
agreed.
though leo probably gets away with fucking anything he wants whenever he wants, so putting up with someone for three years doesn’t exactly mean the same thing for him as it would to you or i
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Senator Jersey Says:
February 16th, 2012 at 9:57 AM
Youre lucky I dont live in that cesspool of Jersey, because I would never EVER vote for you in any election. Dick.
Clear indicator that I’m the right man for the job.
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spencer096 Says:
February 16th, 2012 at 9:57 AM
I never noticed before, but now that I think about it…is it always the South Side in every city?
cleveland’s little strange…east cleveland is the rough part. but the nicest suburbs in the city are also on the east side.
the west side’s strange.
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Cowboy Mike's Red Hot Ricochet Barbecue Sauce Says:
February 16th, 2012 at 9:57 AM
West Charlotte, murder capital of … the Charlotte metro area.
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Mantis Toboggan Says:
February 16th, 2012 at 9:57 AM
Hahaha. In Pittsburgh the South Side is actually the nice area and the North Side is a festering ass herpe.
Fuck you.
/it is shitty
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Cowboy Mike's Red Hot Ricochet Barbecue Sauce Says:
February 16th, 2012 at 9:58 AM
the west side’s strange.
Crazy bitches that “only smoke when they’re stressed.”
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Urinal Mint Says:
February 16th, 2012 at 9:58 AM
They spend time together in exotic locales doing fancy things
like anal
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chicago Says:
February 16th, 2012 at 9:58 AM
running outside would solve that problem easily.
You just had to be that guy, huh?
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KingGrizz Says:
February 16th, 2012 at 9:58 AM
Going to crush some Primanti’s tonight.
Go to Fathead’s
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illformula Says:
February 16th, 2012 at 9:59 AM
@spencer – 55 and sunny here saturday. considering teeing it up for the first time of ’12.
jealous?
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ATL_Badger Says:
February 16th, 2012 at 10:00 AM
The “East” side is the nicest part of Milwaukee. Always found it strange that it was called that, as technically, the East side of the city is Lake Michigan.
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Vincent Vega Says:
February 16th, 2012 at 10:00 AM
chicoago: It seems that’s the take of most of the complainers here. But instead of trying to downgrade what Lin is doing, and making yourself look like an ass in the process (not saying you did this, but the others here are), just put the hate where it belongs, on the media. Not Lin’s, or Tebow’s for that matter, that these dicks sit around and make shit up to talk about all day.
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sportsgal116 Says:
February 16th, 2012 at 10:01 AM
but the South side isn’t exactly a utopia either.
The southeast side isn’t bad. It’s kind of the hipster area.
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spencer096 Says:
February 16th, 2012 at 10:01 AM
@spencer – 55 and sunny here saturday. considering teeing it up for the first time of ’12.
jealous?
i am…but im gonna be playing the plantation course at kapalua one week from today, so not as much as id normally be.
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phillymantis915 Says:
February 16th, 2012 at 10:02 AM
I never noticed before, but now that I think about it…is it always the South Side in every city?
South Philly is full of old Italian families, but has a huge Mexican and Vietnamese immigrant population. North Philly is fucking rough though, don’t go there unless you’re wearing Kevlar and carrying a G36C
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arkbadger Says:
February 16th, 2012 at 10:03 AM
You just had to be that guy, huh?
yeah, sorry. everyone else was being a dick in here, I wasn’t singling you out. I ran outside this morning and realized how much I hate the fucking treadmill and jumped on that line.
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Vincent Vega Says:
February 16th, 2012 at 10:04 AM
running outside would solve that problem easily
this. I look at the treadmill folks and shake my head as I’m heading outside. Will never understand that. Weather notwithstanding of course.
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Cowboy Mike's Red Hot Ricochet Barbecue Sauce Says:
February 16th, 2012 at 10:04 AM
This is killing me.
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MP III Says:
February 16th, 2012 at 10:04 AM
ladies- are kate upton’s bewbs real? i think they are, and i am super attracted to nice real bewbs.
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ATL_Badger Says:
February 16th, 2012 at 10:05 AM
e southeast side isn’t bad. It’s kind of the hipster area.
Yep. Uou are correct. Bay View is a nice little neighborhood along the lake on the near southeast side. I know quite a few people that live there. I was referring more towards the south side that’s on the west side of I-94.
Milwaukee is so segregated. 98% of the black population is on the north/northwest side, 98% of the hispanic population is on the near south/southwest side
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chicago Says:
February 16th, 2012 at 10:05 AM
Yes. Lin is top 10 in the League in usage right now.
Thanks. He’s playing a little better than I thought, then.
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KingGrizz Says:
February 16th, 2012 at 10:05 AM
I never noticed before, but now that I think about it…is it always the South Side in every city?
The Southside of Pittsburgh is pretty sweet — tons of bars\restaurants. There is like 70 bars in a 10 block span, possibly more.
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ATL_Badger Says:
February 16th, 2012 at 10:05 AM
Uou? WTF?
*You
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arkbadger Says:
February 16th, 2012 at 10:05 AM
55 and sunny here saturday. considering teeing it up for the first time of ’12.
jealous?
psshh, I’ve played every weekend since Christmas.
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cleet Says:
February 16th, 2012 at 10:05 AM
West Charlotte, murder capital of … the Charlotte metro area.
South side is southern suburban land.
/South Meck Sabres represent
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spencer096 Says:
February 16th, 2012 at 10:06 AM
This is killing me.
BWAHAHAH!
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OSUChewy Says:
February 16th, 2012 at 10:06 AM
the west side’s strange.
You shut your whore mouth!
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cracker jack Says:
February 16th, 2012 at 10:06 AM
ladies- are kate upton’s bewbs real? i think they are, and i am super attracted to nice real bewbs.
I think they are because they have a lot of bounce, and potential for sag.
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Cowboy Mike's Red Hot Ricochet Barbecue Sauce Says:
February 16th, 2012 at 10:07 AM
South side is southern suburban land.
/South Meck Sabres represent
/North Meck Vikings setting the standard
//Would have gone to Meyer’s Park with where my family now lives
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illformula Says:
February 16th, 2012 at 10:07 AM
but im gonna be playing the plantation course at kapalua
talk about your all-time biggest back fires…
/happy’d
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MP III Says:
February 16th, 2012 at 10:07 AM
I think they are because they have a lot of bounce, and potential for sag.
i will take a tiny bit of sag over chin bewbs any day.
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chicago Says:
February 16th, 2012 at 10:08 AM
this. I look at the treadmill folks and shake my head as I’m heading outside. Will never understand that. Weather notwithstanding of course.
I ran in college and took a lot of time off completely from training after graduating. Coming back methodically on the treadmill is what will allow me to prevent any shin splint issues given that I weigh about 5-6 pounds more than I did when in peak racing shape. A treadmill is a lot softer than concrete or asphalt (and I live and work in ATL), and I can more easily and confidently control my pace so that I don’t get carried away and run too fast too early in the comeback process. I’m not saying all other treadmill people are like me, just don’t want to be lumped in with that crowd.
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cleet Says:
February 16th, 2012 at 10:09 AM
//Would have gone to Meyer’s Park with where my family now lives
Nice area. Lot of tail at that school back in my day.
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squawkbox Says:
February 16th, 2012 at 10:09 AM
If Blake is the last girl he ends up fucking, than yeah, it’s a downgrade.
Yes. On paper. It’s similar to the Chiefs vs the Packers this year. But that’s why you play the games.
So, until I’ve spent time with both in the sack, I’ll assume Leo’s got his reasons, if you know what I mean.
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chicago Says:
February 16th, 2012 at 10:09 AM
yeah, sorry. everyone else was being a dick in here, I wasn’t singling you out. I ran outside this morning and realized how much I hate the fucking treadmill and jumped on that line.
No worries man. See above explanation. For the record, I fuckin hate treadmill running.
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MP III Says:
February 16th, 2012 at 10:10 AM
and I can more easily and confidently control my pace so that I don’t get carried away and run too fast too early in the comeback process.
this is exactly why i start off on the treadmill. if i start outside, i just haul ass and wear out quick.
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arkbadger Says:
February 16th, 2012 at 10:10 AM
This is killing me.
fucking hilarious
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illformula Says:
February 16th, 2012 at 10:11 AM
psshh, I’ve played every weekend since Christmas.
what, couldn’t play christmas weekend?
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arkbadger Says:
February 16th, 2012 at 10:11 AM
I think they are because they have a lot of bounce, and potential for sag.
nothing a little lift can’t take care of.
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José Ovechkin Says:
February 16th, 2012 at 10:11 AM
I think they are because they have a lot of bounce, and potential for sag.
i will take a tiny bit of sag over chin bewbs any day.
Agreed. Though bolt-on cleavage does look great.
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YYSA Says:
February 16th, 2012 at 10:12 AM
This is killing me.
Awesome.
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spencer096 Says:
February 16th, 2012 at 10:12 AM
You shut your whore mouth!
DON’T TALK ABOUT MY MOUTH THAT WAY.
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Urinal Mint Says:
February 16th, 2012 at 10:13 AM
psshh, I’ve played every weekend since Christmas.
High Five. Heart the South.
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arkbadger Says:
February 16th, 2012 at 10:14 AM
psshh, I’ve played every weekend since Christmas.
what, couldn’t play christmas weekend?
shit no, I went to my parents. I did go hit indoors that weekend though.
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ATL_Badger Says:
February 16th, 2012 at 10:14 AM
psshh, I’ve played every weekend since Christmas.
High Five. Heart the South.
ha… I have yet to wear a jacket to or from work all winter. Couple of days I probably should have, by I can handle walking 100 feet to the office door in 30 degrees once or twice.
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José Ovechkin Says:
February 16th, 2012 at 10:14 AM
nothing a little lift can’t take care of.
Also, this. Structural integrity is so much more important than size.
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ScubaSteve007 Says:
February 16th, 2012 at 10:16 AM
CBS/Turner to charge for watching NCAA tournament games online. Unless you are a TBS subscriber, it will cost $3.99 to watch those games online.
http://www.sportsbusinessdaily.com/Daily/Morning-Buzz/2012/02/16/Turner.aspx
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arkbadger Says:
February 16th, 2012 at 10:16 AM
No worries man. See above explanation. For the record, I fuckin hate treadmill running.
same here. and I don’t know if it is my running style, my shoes, or something else, but I’m the exact opposite of what you were talking about. if I run on the treadmill too much my hips get jacked up and I limp around like a crippled ox. I ran treadmill T-W of this week then outside this morning and my calves were killing me.
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arkbadger Says:
February 16th, 2012 at 10:18 AM
CBS/Turner to charge for watching NCAA tournament games online. Unless you are a TBS subscriber, it will cost $3.99 to watch those games online.
that kind of sucks, but at this point doesn’t almost everyone a subscriber to TBS?
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MP III Says:
February 16th, 2012 at 10:19 AM
Agreed. Though bolt-on cleavage does look great.
yep. but you can get real ones to stand up in the right bra. i like to see them fall out when the top is off as opposed to just staying put.
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ATL_Badger Says:
February 16th, 2012 at 10:20 AM
that kind of sucks, but at this point doesn’t almost everyone a subscriber to TBS?
how do you subscribe to TBS? I know I’m not (or I don’t think I am) Just a money grab by CBS. Not going to pay.
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ScubaSteve007 Says:
February 16th, 2012 at 10:20 AM
CBS/Turner to charge for watching NCAA tournament games online. Unless you are a TBS subscriber, it will cost $3.99 to watch those games online.
that kind of sucks, but at this point doesn’t almost everyone a subscriber to TBS?
A lot of people have been dropping paid TV service in the last few years and watch TV solely online. I just have over-the-air TV and watch cable shows/sports via the Internet.
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Cowboy Mike's Red Hot Ricochet Barbecue Sauce Says:
February 16th, 2012 at 10:21 AM
CBS/Turner to charge for watching NCAA tournament games online. Unless you are a TBS subscriber, it will cost $3.99 to watch those games online.
DOJ to go on a streaming site tear in early March, book it.
that kind of sucks, but at this point doesn’t almost everyone a subscriber to TBS?
Lots of people now going no cable, just internet.
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ScubaSteve007 Says:
February 16th, 2012 at 10:21 AM
how do you subscribe to TBS? I know I’m not (or I don’t think I am) Just a money grab by CBS. Not going to pay
If TBS/TNT/TruTV are part of your cable/satellite service, you won’t have to pay.
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sportsgal116 Says:
February 16th, 2012 at 10:22 AM
i like to see them fall out when the top is off as opposed to just staying put.
Everyone here could have done without knowing this about you.
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ScubaSteve007 Says:
February 16th, 2012 at 10:23 AM
Also, all CBS games will be fee online.
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ScubaSteve007 Says:
February 16th, 2012 at 10:24 AM
*free, not ‘fee’
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MP III Says:
February 16th, 2012 at 10:24 AM
Everyone here could have done without knowing this about you.
oh please, that comment was rather tame by this site’s standards.
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got_em_looking Says:
February 16th, 2012 at 10:25 AM
There’s a bunch of people around and a dude telling you what to do. Even with the hot chick next to you, you’d probably be way too self-conscious or way too focused on not falling on the trampoline and making an ass out of yourself in front of the super hot model standing next to you to get an erection. Plus I can’t imagine it would feel very good to jump on a trampoline while your dick’s hard.
This is the thing women don’t understand… yes that is hostile erection environment but you can never underestimate the perseverance of a budding erection. I’m sorry its fucking Bar Refeali making contact.
That thing has an entire nervous system of its own. I remember far too many meetings in a conference room when some chic walks in with one less button buttoned on her dress shirt and i’m thinking “Mr. Johnson don’t you dare do this to me! I have to get up in 5 minutes yo” That only seems to make things worse. Another reason to always bring a folder or laptop to meetings if that chic is going to be there.
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laviedouble Says:
February 16th, 2012 at 10:29 AM
I am looking at Lin’s box score for the past few games and I am unable to find the ‘remarkable’
Talk about arguing without a sense of context and with arbitrary endpoints.
What Lin has done is crazy. If the hype is nauseating, ignore it. Doesn’t mean what Lin is doing on the court any less impressive.
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Urinal Mint Says:
February 16th, 2012 at 10:30 AM
Just imagine if Patrick Ewing had a point guard the calibre of Jeremy Lin. They would’ve fought off those feisty Bulls.
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MP III Says:
February 16th, 2012 at 10:31 AM
I am looking at Lin’s box
is it sideways?
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Urinal Mint Says:
February 16th, 2012 at 10:31 AM
Another reason to always bring a folder or laptop to meetings if that chic is going to be there.
Working in engineering takes this out of the equation. No Reason Boners are a thing of the past.
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arkbadger Says:
February 16th, 2012 at 10:33 AM
Working in engineering takes this out of the equation. No Reason Boners are a thing of the past.
I didn’t know you were an engineer UM. I work at an engineering firm and I can 100% backup what you said.
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Irvin Pankey Says:
February 16th, 2012 at 10:34 AM
7 games in the NBA is like 40-45 games for a baseball player. He’s certainly not this good (few are), but he’s no fluke.
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HawkEye Says:
February 16th, 2012 at 10:34 AM
Lots of people now going no cable, just internet
I’m one of those people. No problem paying $4 for the games, especially since I’ll be able to stream on my laptop & Kindle Fire.
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Cowboy Mike's Red Hot Ricochet Barbecue Sauce Says:
February 16th, 2012 at 10:36 AM
So working in engineering makes one gay?
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arkbadger Says:
February 16th, 2012 at 10:41 AM
So working in engineering makes one gay?
no, but if I got a raging boner at work where it is 85% dudes, then yes, that would be quite homo.
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got_em_looking Says:
February 16th, 2012 at 10:44 AM
Just a word about the no cable all internet route.
Those 2 options are not substitute goods… if you enjoy watching tv its just not the same re-creating the same experience off the internet. I’m sorry its not. Cable is far more convenient for watching TV than the internet route and the cost isn’t prohibitive if you’re not on welfare. I don’t seem to understand why folks go through so much to save so little.
Now if you have little interest in TV or watching live sports then sure you never needed cable in the first place and I doubt you even need the internet that much and if you think hard enough you’d come up with a way to save a few bucks by avoiding the local electric utility entirely.
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HawkEye Says:
February 16th, 2012 at 10:47 AM
Those 2 options are not substitute goods… if you enjoy watching tv its just not the same re-creating the same experience off the internet. I’m sorry its not. Cable is far more convenient for watching TV than the internet route and the cost isn’t prohibitive if you’re not on welfare. I don’t seem to understand why folks go through so much to save so little.
I don’t know about you, but I’m saving $80 a month by going with Hulu, Netflix & Amazon Prime. Last time I checked, that’s not “so little”.
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squawkbox Says:
February 16th, 2012 at 10:57 AM
working in engineering
Take a look at the GA Tech student sections sometime and you’ll understand.
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got_em_looking Says:
February 16th, 2012 at 11:09 AM
I don’t know about you, but I’m saving $80 a month by going with Hulu, Netflix & Amazon Prime. Last time I checked, that’s not “so little”.
Ok sure but you don’t have the same product as cable. Trading in my car for public transport and a bike also saves me a lot of money and some people do that and are happy with it but I probably wouldn’t cos I earn a living so I can afford a few conveniences.
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Nada Says:
February 16th, 2012 at 12:57 PM
Gisele as Marie Antoinette
It cannot be stated often enough:
Gisele poon curse.
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Nada Says:
February 16th, 2012 at 1:00 PM
Why can’t media like Rovell and Cowherd treat Kate Upton like a professional?
Ah, but a professional what? There’s the rub.
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Nada Says:
February 16th, 2012 at 1:03 PM
West Charlotte, murder capital of … the Charlotte metro area
Hmmm, I always thought Rae Carruth lived in the Stonecrest area.