Roger Clemens Was on a Mound Again

Here is Roger Clemens pitching in a Texas alumni game a couple weeks ago. This was televised on the Longhorn Network. If a tree falls in the woods…

This is precisely how I pictured Roger at 49: reliving his glory, trolling for applause and trying in vain to get his splitter over the plate. We feel for the poor student manager who had to give him a rub down with hot liniment. The retrial for his perjury case is scheduled for April 17.

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19 Responses to “Roger Clemens Was on a Mound Again”

rittyrich Says:
February 16th, 2012 at 6:37 PM

Not to mention he mowed those dudes down.

Mantis Toboggan Says:
February 16th, 2012 at 6:41 PM

Roger Clemens Was on a Mound Again

OH BOY

/farts

Urinal Mint Says:
February 16th, 2012 at 6:42 PM

Judging by the HGH, his wife may have more than a mound these days.

Urinal Mint Says:
February 16th, 2012 at 6:43 PM

BTW, Roger is the asshole from Major League that threw at his kid in a father/son game, right?

ms621 Says:
February 16th, 2012 at 6:44 PM

Odds that he showed up at the Phi Delt house to party that night?

Tim Ryan Says:
February 16th, 2012 at 6:47 PM

Guy is more insecure than a nude Greg Ostertag.

mrejr8234 comes for the sports posts but stays to kill the local inhabitants Says:
February 16th, 2012 at 6:48 PM

This is precisely how I pictured Roger at 49

You know him personally? You and Rog just kick it all the time? Clemens may be an assshole but him doing what he did for 20 some years at his college isn’t the reason

ATL_Badger Says:
February 16th, 2012 at 6:53 PM

Amanda Knox got a book deal for $4million.

Would you trade 3 years in jail (where, by all accounts, you were treated fine) for $4million dollars?

ATL_Badger Says:
February 16th, 2012 at 6:55 PM

Guy is more insecure than a nude Greg Ostertag.

ARod’s going to be doing this down in Miami in 5 or 6 years.

ms621 Says:
February 16th, 2012 at 6:58 PM

Guy is more insecure than a nude Greg Ostertag.

Ostertag was clearly a never nude. How else to explain that he mover around on the floor like was wearing jeans.

mrejr8234 comes for the sports posts but stays to kill the local inhabitants Says:
February 16th, 2012 at 6:59 PM

Would you trade 3 years in jail (where, by all accounts, you were treated fine) for $4million dollars?

yes.Prison is what you make of it. Like it can be tolerable or it can be the worst experience of your life. If you can sit in a cell and just get read books and get by on an hour outside a week then you have it made(PC) Now if you’re in genpop you best just mind your business and don’t gamble, protect yourself but dont come off like a badass.and most cats have nothing waiting for them when they get out so if I went to prison knowing I had 4 million waiting on me I’d go straight to PC get my knowledge on.

Mantis Toboggan Says:
February 16th, 2012 at 7:06 PM

yes.Prison is what you make of it. Like it can be tolerable or it can be the worst experience of your life. If you can sit in a cell and just get read books and get by on an hour outside a week then you have it made(PC) Now if you’re in genpop you best just mind your business and don’t gamble, protect yourself but dont come off like a badass.and most cats have nothing waiting for them when they get out so if I went to prison knowing I had 4 million waiting on me I’d go straight to PC get my knowledge on.

My one buddy is actually getting out tomorrow after a 14 month bit, and said the big thing is to not alienate yourself and find an activity. I guess you can be a target if you act like a loner.

H.E. Pennypacker Says:
February 16th, 2012 at 7:07 PM

My one buddy is actually getting out tomorrow after a 14 month bit

what’s he in for?

mrejr8234 comes for the sports posts but stays to kill the local inhabitants Says:
February 16th, 2012 at 7:10 PM