If you type in “Wayne Gretz-” google will auto-suggest “Wayne Gretzky Biography”

That’s funny; my auto-suggest just said “Hear yet again about Google’s cool new privacy policy.” and “Your Google Wallet Balance is $0.”

As someone who has a sister — I would never, in a million years, put my hand where his is. That’s weird.

To be fair though, your sister probably isn’t as hot as Paulina Gretzky…

If you type in “Wayne Gretz-” google will auto-suggest “Wayne Gretzky Biography”

If you type in “Wayne Grets-” google will auto-suggest “Wayne Gretzky Daughter”

In a few more years, there will be a generation of people who remember The Great One mostly as the hot chick’s father.

hahaha — that’s his sister? Yikes, I rescind.

They’re a bunch of bathrobes and warm glasses of milk away from being the McPoyle family

As someone who has a sister — I would never, in a million years, put my hand where his is. That’s weird.

Uh, yea. My brothers wouldn’t either.

That sounds unpleasant.

My man in the tan suit is doing a PRO move with his left hand.

I hope not. His left hand is behind the other guy. His right hand is on his sister’s waist though.

Spencer, according to twitter your girl from North Texas won the Jeopardy College tournament.

that’s why they call UNT the harvard of northern texas state schools…fuckin genius factory, i tell you.

/still Team Paulina

Does she live in Scottsdale? She has the “I live in Scottsdale” look.

Its a rich look.

we’ll be employing the judas cradle.

If this gets me a single date with Paulina I’m willing to make that sacrifice, Spencer.

/goes to CVS to purchase a surplus of lubrication

please, you know im a fan of medieval torture techniques…we’ll be employing the judas cradle.

Awesome.

I like her better than Upton.

Well, that’s like….your opionion…man.

Oh my.

/shifts uncomfortably in chair