Paulina Gretzky Is Tweeting Pictures Again

All, Athlete spawn, NHL, Twitter Stephen Douglas February 15th. 2012, 3:45pm

Paulina Gretzky walked away from her Twitter account at the end of November. Nine days later, she returned and the peasants rejoiced. Presumably, she told The Great One that she was addicted to Twitter and would be much more ladylike on the social network. 2012 has been quiet, but she did manage to post these new pictures of her performing tasks such as holding a dog and being near family members. Next, she has to get back on the links.

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48 Responses to “Paulina Gretzky Is Tweeting Pictures Again”

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ATL_Badger Says:
February 15th, 2012 at 3:47 PM
Does she live in Scottsdale? She has the “I live in Scottsdale” look.
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spencer096 Says:
February 15th, 2012 at 3:48 PM
godDAMN i would hollow out this chick 90 seconds at a time for WEEKS, son.
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VladimirCrouton Says:
February 15th, 2012 at 3:50 PM
Love this girl. Even if her father looks like an old lesbian. I feel that this and the last post are setting us up for the ultimate Lin trolling post.
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Mantis Toboggan Says:
February 15th, 2012 at 3:51 PM
These last two posts made me forget who we were talking and bitching about for the past week.
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KingGrizz Says:
February 15th, 2012 at 3:51 PM
no, no, yes, no, YES!
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SouvenirCity Says:
February 15th, 2012 at 3:52 PM
Do yourselves a favor and subscribe to her Instagram feed. She doesn’t always tweet the photos. She posts them all to her instagram account. Especially those in the red dress.
I want a Gretzky vs. Upton Jello wrestling match.
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Jim Harbaugh Scramble Says:
February 15th, 2012 at 3:53 PM
Presumably, she told The Great One
why’s she talking to the Rock?
/possible recycled joke
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Mantis Toboggan Says:
February 15th, 2012 at 3:53 PM
I love those puppies
/lawler’d
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Nada Says:
February 15th, 2012 at 3:54 PM
Eh, she’s no Kate Upton.
Cute puppy, though. And puppies, also.
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PL StabbinKabin Says:
February 15th, 2012 at 3:58 PM
This bitch must work at subway cuz she just gave me a 6 incher.
/hi-yo!
//I need a drink
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VladimirCrouton Says:
February 15th, 2012 at 3:59 PM
This must make Wayne’s head bleed.
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spencer096 Says:
February 15th, 2012 at 4:00 PM
This bitch must work at subway cuz she just gave me a 6 incher.
/hi-yo!
i hope she owns a restaurant cuz i got some crabs for her.
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TXLonghorn Says:
February 15th, 2012 at 4:08 PM
didnt notice any dogs or family members…ill have to look again
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Tim Ryan Says:
February 15th, 2012 at 4:09 PM
I like her better than Upton.
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SouvenirCity Says:
February 15th, 2012 at 4:11 PM
I like her better than Upton.
YES! We’re the only two currently thinking this way. Doing a Rovell-esque Twitter poll. Upton currently leads 6-1. I’m putting you in for a Team Gretzky vote though.
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spencer096 Says:
February 15th, 2012 at 4:13 PM
I like her better than Upton.
YES! We’re the only two currently thinking this way.
i see you’ve defected as general of whatever you said for upton in the previous post…fuckin’ traitor.
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ATL_Badger Says:
February 15th, 2012 at 4:14 PM
i see you’ve defected as general of whatever you said for upton in the previous post…fuckin’ traitor.
and on twitter. thy name is benedict.
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SouvenirCity Says:
February 15th, 2012 at 4:14 PM
Paulina can probably get me into any hockey arena in the country, Spencer. Kate is a Rangers fan. I’ve got information man! New shit has come to light!
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Senator Jersey Says:
February 15th, 2012 at 4:15 PM
i see you’ve defected as general of whatever you said for upton in the previous post…fuckin’ traitor.
Does that mean we get to hang SC, now? How we doin this? We removing a stool or using a horse?
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Senator Jersey Says:
February 15th, 2012 at 4:15 PM
Kate is a Rangers fan.
Be still, my dick.
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ATL_Badger Says:
February 15th, 2012 at 4:16 PM
Be still, my dick.
just think of the jets.
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starkweather Says:
February 15th, 2012 at 4:16 PM
I want a Gretzky vs. Upton Jello wrestling match.
B.J. or Justin?
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Geeezeus Says:
February 15th, 2012 at 4:18 PM
Wonder what Walter thinks about all this.
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ohheelyeah Says:
February 15th, 2012 at 4:18 PM
The red dress picture has an Emma Stone/Lindsay Lohan mix look to it
Also, the two dudes on the left have a small head attached to their waists. need to get that checked out…
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SouvenirCity Says:
February 15th, 2012 at 4:18 PM
Paulina definitely has a longer shelf-life. Those warlocks aren’t going anywhere any time soon.
I still love you Kate, but… you’ll understand. I know you will.
/rides off into sunset with Paulina
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spencer096 Says:
February 15th, 2012 at 4:19 PM
Does that mean we get to hang SC, now? How we doin this? We removing a stool or using a horse?
please, you know im a fan of medieval torture techniques…we’ll be employing the judas cradle.
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St. Bear Says:
February 15th, 2012 at 4:19 PM
Does that mean we get to hang SC, now? How we doin this? We removing a stool or using a horse?
Bury him in the sand and put honey on his face.
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ohheelyeah Says:
February 15th, 2012 at 4:19 PM
I’ve got information man! New shit has come to light!
TBL quotes/references never get old
/the original, better TBL
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ms621 Says:
February 15th, 2012 at 4:21 PM
please, you know im a fan of medieval torture techniques…we’ll be employing the judas cradle.
Oh my.
/shifts uncomfortably in chair
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PL StabbinKabin Says:
February 15th, 2012 at 4:21 PM
I like her better than Upton.
Well, that’s like….your opionion…man.
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cleet Says:
February 15th, 2012 at 4:22 PM
Spencer, according to twitter your girl from North Texas won the Jeopardy College tournament.
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Senator Jersey Says:
February 15th, 2012 at 4:22 PM
please, you know im a fan of medieval torture techniques…we’ll be employing the judas cradle.
Awesome.
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SouvenirCity Says:
February 15th, 2012 at 4:22 PM
we’ll be employing the judas cradle.
If this gets me a single date with Paulina I’m willing to make that sacrifice, Spencer.
/goes to CVS to purchase a surplus of lubrication
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YYSA Says:
February 15th, 2012 at 4:22 PM
Does she live in Scottsdale? She has the “I live in Scottsdale” look.
Its a rich look.
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SouvenirCity Says:
February 15th, 2012 at 4:24 PM
More new shit has come to light!
/still Team Paulina
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spencer096 Says:
February 15th, 2012 at 4:24 PM
Spencer, according to twitter your girl from North Texas won the Jeopardy College tournament.
that’s why they call UNT the harvard of northern texas state schools…fuckin genius factory, i tell you.
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KingGrizz Says:
February 15th, 2012 at 4:27 PM
My man in the tan suit is doing a PRO move with his left hand.
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KingGrizz Says:
February 15th, 2012 at 4:27 PM
Our left — his right. Long day.
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SouvenirCity Says:
February 15th, 2012 at 4:27 PM
My man in the tan suit is doing a PRO move with his left hand.
I hope not. His left hand is behind the other guy. His right hand is on his sister’s waist though.
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KC Resident Says:
February 15th, 2012 at 4:29 PM
The Judas Chair is a pyramid-shaped seat. The victim would presumably be placed on top of it, with the point inserted into their anus, vagina or scrotum, then very slowly lowered by ropes. Supposedly the intended effect was to stretch the orifice over a long period of time, or to slowly impale.
That sounds unpleasant.
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KingGrizz Says:
February 15th, 2012 at 4:30 PM
hahaha — that’s his sister? Yikes, I rescind.
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KingGrizz Says:
February 15th, 2012 at 4:31 PM
Actually, thats even weirder. As someone who has a sister — I would never, in a million years, put my hand where his is. That’s weird.
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guinnessgirl13 Says:
February 15th, 2012 at 4:32 PM
As someone who has a sister — I would never, in a million years, put my hand where his is. That’s weird.
Uh, yea. My brothers wouldn’t either.
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ButtersBC Says:
February 15th, 2012 at 4:36 PM
hahaha — that’s his sister? Yikes, I rescind.
They’re a bunch of bathrobes and warm glasses of milk away from being the McPoyle family
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Billy Buckner Says:
February 15th, 2012 at 4:57 PM
You’re high off your ass if you think she’s hotter than Kate. Paulina makes up most of the student body at either Arizona or ASU.
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WWoS Stayed At a Holiday Inn Express Last Night Says:
February 15th, 2012 at 5:10 PM
I feel like this is relevant somehow –
If you type in “Wayne Gretz-” google will auto-suggest “Wayne Gretzky Biography”
If you type in “Wayne Grets-” google will auto-suggest “Wayne Gretzky Daughter”
In a few more years, there will be a generation of people who remember The Great One mostly as the hot chick’s father.
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WWoS Stayed At a Holiday Inn Express Last Night Says:
February 15th, 2012 at 5:11 PM
As someone who has a sister — I would never, in a million years, put my hand where his is. That’s weird.
To be fair though, your sister probably isn’t as hot as Paulina Gretzky…
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Dr Eric Stratton Says:
February 15th, 2012 at 6:27 PM
If you type in “Wayne Gretz-” google will auto-suggest “Wayne Gretzky Biography”
That’s funny; my auto-suggest just said “Hear yet again about Google’s cool new privacy policy.” and “Your Google Wallet Balance is $0.”

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