Kate Upton Dancing in a Bikini Provides the Proper Amount of Jiggle
All, Poon, SI Swimsuit Issue, Video February 15th. 2012, 3:05pm
A montage of SI cover girl Kate Upton dancing in a bikini? Dear god yes. I’d say more, but let’s be honest here, there’s no way you’re reading anything right now. You clicked that play button faster than Bubbles hits the pipe after scoring a fix.
Probably best to put on a poncho before viewing. Oh, and you’re welcome.
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February 15th, 2012 at 3:09 PM
That is one cuddly koala.*
/ *Referring here to both Kate and the actual koala
/ *Koalas are, in fact, not bears, and are rather ill-tempered to boot
February 15th, 2012 at 3:11 PM
nothing beats the runway vid. she was just walking for god’s sake!!
February 15th, 2012 at 3:12 PM
Hanging up on Cowherd earlier today vaulted her past Marian Hossa in my book. This video has put her within striking distance of MJ.
February 15th, 2012 at 3:13 PM
All fat jokes aside I think she is really attractive but those tits are kind of too big. While a 38DDD is all fun and good, they sag big time.
February 15th, 2012 at 3:14 PM
she could take a dump on my face and id cherish that turd forever.
February 15th, 2012 at 3:14 PM
Replace those D’s with A’s and we’d be laughing at how awkward and hilariously bad some girl dances.
February 15th, 2012 at 3:15 PM
Girls don’t poop. DON’T YOU RUIN THIS FOR ME.
February 15th, 2012 at 3:16 PM
Kate Emma Frost Upton.
February 15th, 2012 at 3:17 PM
She’s the best
February 15th, 2012 at 3:18 PM
What happened?
February 15th, 2012 at 3:18 PM
And to think. That no good son of a bitch Mark Sanchez was inside of this at some point. This world deserves to end.
February 15th, 2012 at 3:19 PM
All fat jokes aside I think she is really attractive but those tits are kind of too big. While a 38DDD is all fun and good, they sag big time.
I too, am on /team firm and perky
February 15th, 2012 at 3:20 PM
Schrutebag asked her if she was wearing sweatpants and how much she makes. She hung up on him mid-interview
February 15th, 2012 at 3:20 PM
Hanging up on Cowherd
What happened?
Apprently he was asking her what she was wearing / how old she is / how much she got paid and about going to school at Michigan…she never went to Michigan
February 15th, 2012 at 3:20 PM
I love watching this video while at work. I’m gonna walk to the coffee machine real quick and hope people notice it.
February 15th, 2012 at 3:21 PM
Thanks to whoever posted that gif on twitter.
It gave me something to look at when my 2pm meeting started to bore me.
February 15th, 2012 at 3:22 PM
Some of you assholes are too hard to please. Enjoy it, even if it comes with a shelf-life.
February 15th, 2012 at 3:23 PM
Firm and perky is great, but let’s assume that Kate will take it upon herself to take care of herself as she gets older.
And by “take care of herself”, I mean get plastic surgery before those warlocks hit her knees in her young 30′s.
February 15th, 2012 at 3:23 PM
she is perfect. those things are real, and i love it!
now i have a blue vein throbber, thanks tbl!
February 15th, 2012 at 3:24 PM
Dear God, I would eat a corn out of her turd.
February 15th, 2012 at 3:24 PM
And she got offended that he wasn’t interested in her thoughts on the austerity measures in Greece or Syrian politics?
February 15th, 2012 at 3:26 PM
she could take a dump on my face and id cherish that turd forever.
!!
February 15th, 2012 at 3:27 PM
She still lacks it in the hip department, that’s why her dancing is so goofy.
And by goofy I mean boobalicious and ass-ass-assmazing.
February 15th, 2012 at 3:27 PM
I would crawl through a mile of broken glass, needles and cat piss to get my dick near that.
February 15th, 2012 at 3:27 PM
I’d eat a mile of her shit just to see where it came from.
February 15th, 2012 at 3:27 PM
Anyone have a link to the champion’s league match going on?
/doesn’t have Fox Soccer
February 15th, 2012 at 3:28 PM
The part where’s lying on her side and shakes her tits…..yeah.
I would inhale a fart from her.
February 15th, 2012 at 3:29 PM
I’d eat a mile of her shit just to see where it came from.
I don’t know why but this is the one that made me crack up.
February 15th, 2012 at 3:29 PM
We don’t have sharks, but we do have mutated sea bass.
Are they ill-tempered?
Of course.
February 15th, 2012 at 3:30 PM
i dont care if she has a willow pad as big as a tree, i would still do down there for some good eats.
February 15th, 2012 at 3:30 PM
What got me to be on team Upton
February 15th, 2012 at 3:30 PM
lol
February 15th, 2012 at 3:30 PM
Kate Upton moves my needle, don’t get my wrong. But, Decker > Upton for now and forever.
February 15th, 2012 at 3:30 PM
O/U age 27 before she hits the Mansion in LA and bares the goods?
February 15th, 2012 at 3:31 PM
Where I’m from, we don’t have mutated sea bass, but we do have ill-advised honey badgers who either get suspended or don’t show up for big games.
/ Still simmering over Jan. 9
February 15th, 2012 at 3:31 PM
oh, and red and white checkered bikini for the fucking win.
February 15th, 2012 at 3:32 PM
o/u age 27 before she hits two bills?
February 15th, 2012 at 3:32 PM
Under and it will probably be cell phone pics or something of that nature.
February 15th, 2012 at 3:32 PM
Bar>>>Kate>>Brooklyn
February 15th, 2012 at 3:33 PM
I really need to follow Jose on Pinterest.
February 15th, 2012 at 3:33 PM
If she’s smart, she does it now at her peak.
February 15th, 2012 at 3:33 PM
I see you, and raise you this.
/I will link this in every Upton thread if I have to
//this is why the internet was created
February 15th, 2012 at 3:33 PM
those denim mom jorts are hawt.
February 15th, 2012 at 3:33 PM
i dont care if she has a willow pad as big as a tree, i would still do down there for some good eats.
I don’t know what this means but I still agree with it.
February 15th, 2012 at 3:34 PM
Why did she hang up on Cowherd?
February 15th, 2012 at 3:34 PM
o/u age 27 before she hits two bills?
/kicks spencer in the balls as hard as possible
February 15th, 2012 at 3:34 PM
Salma Hayek uber alles, for always and always.
February 15th, 2012 at 3:34 PM
I dunno.
Lot of SI models really don’t go that route.
Which SI models appeared in Playboy before an age where their modelling money dried up (i.e.–let’s say 35)? I can’t think of any.
February 15th, 2012 at 3:35 PM
easy there…i like em big, i like em small. i bet she carries it well.
February 15th, 2012 at 3:35 PM
She’s hot, but she’s not Bar-hot. No one is in my opinion.
February 15th, 2012 at 3:35 PM
Sophia > Salma
You motherfuckers are killin me.
February 15th, 2012 at 3:36 PM
Thank you, St. Not a Koala
February 15th, 2012 at 3:36 PM
Thanks, would imagine while jerkin it right?
February 15th, 2012 at 3:36 PM
Why did she hang up on Cowherd?
he was asking questions that we all probably wanted answers to.
he did it in a douchey way though.
February 15th, 2012 at 3:36 PM
she looks so much better without clown makeup on.
February 15th, 2012 at 3:36 PM
I see you, and raise you this.
/speechless
February 15th, 2012 at 3:37 PM
Oh my.
February 15th, 2012 at 3:37 PM
he was asking questions that we all probably wanted answers to.
he did it in a douchey way though.
I can do the ‘cowherd asked questions’ math — what were they? Ill just look it up.
February 15th, 2012 at 3:37 PM
My name is SC, commander of the Upton Brigades of the North, General of the Teach Me How to Dougie Legions, loyal servant to the true emperor of hotness, Kate Upton. (Future) Father to an Adonis of a son, husband to a insulted (future) wife. And I will have my vengeance for your fat jokes, in this life or the next.
February 15th, 2012 at 3:37 PM
Sophia didn’t look so hot coming out of that barn and taking a shot in the head from Rick.
/ Team Not a Pedophile
February 15th, 2012 at 3:38 PM
I don’t like the look of the mole above her lip. It may be cancerous.
/Dr. Van Nostrand
February 15th, 2012 at 3:38 PM
easy there…i like em big, i like em small. i bet she carries it well.
You’re lucky I have a slow windup. I halted my kick halfway through.
February 15th, 2012 at 3:38 PM
im in ur home hangin ur familyz
February 15th, 2012 at 3:38 PM
He asked her how much she got paid for being on the cover and she hung up on it. Cowherd\Upton fight — how is this not a post in itself?
February 15th, 2012 at 3:38 PM
Agreed that Sophia Bush is very underrated, but I’m not sure if I’d put her above Hayek.
February 15th, 2012 at 3:38 PM
HOW HAVE YOU ASS JOCKEYS NOT SEEN THE INTRO TO HER WEBSITE YET? WE OGLE AT TITS ALL DAY. STOP SLACKING.
/breathes into paper bag
February 15th, 2012 at 3:38 PM
To say Cowherd does something in a douchey way is the height of redundancy, no?
February 15th, 2012 at 3:38 PM
cowherd called in a favor.
February 15th, 2012 at 3:39 PM
She hung up when asked what she was wearing? Well, there goes my dream of ever seeing her on the sybian.
February 15th, 2012 at 3:39 PM
I can do the ‘cowherd asked questions’ math — what were they? Ill just look it up.
What are you wearing? How much do you make, etc. I guess she just wanted him to ask her how amazing shooting on location was. Because I’m sure we all had doubts as to how awesome it must be to get paid to be photographed in tropic locales for a living.
February 15th, 2012 at 3:40 PM
There’s a Mr. Vandalay for you on Line 2, Doctor.
February 15th, 2012 at 3:40 PM
there’s a reason she doesn’t talk too much. she’s paid to be oggled at though, not to carry on a conversation I guess.
February 15th, 2012 at 3:41 PM
Who is Sophia?
February 15th, 2012 at 3:41 PM
Vergara, brah. Vergara.
February 15th, 2012 at 3:41 PM
Tebow, Lin, Upton, Cowherd — TBL’s favorite family feud team.
February 15th, 2012 at 3:41 PM
Those things aren’t sagging too low anytime soon.
February 15th, 2012 at 3:41 PM
Upton is so epically hot and fuckable. You can just tell she absolutely gets down in the bedroom. She has that naughty and freaky aura about her.
February 15th, 2012 at 3:42 PM
O/U 18 months on the amount of time before she’s given a role in a movie and showcases God-awful acting talent?
February 15th, 2012 at 3:43 PM
she’s supposed be in some movie dressed as a nun, I believe.
February 15th, 2012 at 3:44 PM
I get the same impression.
February 15th, 2012 at 3:44 PM
there’s a reason she doesn’t talk too much. she’s paid to be oggled at though, not to carry on a conversation I guess.
It’s the classic case of the girl who has been hot her whole life with under developed social skills because shes gotten her way b\c shes been hot. Nothing wrong with it, thats how the world is. This example’s evil sister is the hot girl who thinks shes funny because people have laughed at her jokes her whole life because shes hot even though she is not funny at all. Personally, I think the 2nd is a much worse offense.
February 15th, 2012 at 3:44 PM
I will need some more information to give you definitive answer. Like for one is she pro choice?
February 15th, 2012 at 3:44 PM
That zombie that got gunned down.
February 15th, 2012 at 3:44 PM
Uhhh, I’ll take the under.
February 15th, 2012 at 3:44 PM
Champions league link
February 15th, 2012 at 3:44 PM
Three Stooges, take the under.
February 15th, 2012 at 3:45 PM
If they could somehow get Tebow AND Lin on the Jets, J-Mac would no doubt give up his Gossip Girl marathons and watch nothing but an endless loop of Jets highlights.
February 15th, 2012 at 3:45 PM
Cowherd moves effortless from caller to caller, always on the lookout for an opportunity to display that rapier’s wit of his. He’s wearing a blue zip up hoodie, and downing coffee like it’s going out of style. Next on the hit list is Kate Upton, the newly minted SI Goddess whose Swimsuit cover just came out earlier in the week. Cowherd skips the pleasantries and goes straight to the hard hitting questions. “So how much did you get to be on the cover?”. “What are you wearing now?”. Maybe it’s his tumultuous childhood, maybe it’s the never ending drive to succeed, hell, it’s probably all of that rolled into one. Either way, Kate’s not happy that the kid gloves are off and she hangs up. “That’s ok,” Cowherd says, “I’m going to get more pub for this than if it had gone well.” That sentences gives you the answer to the question that’s been nagging you about him all day. He doesn’t care what you or anyone else thinks about him, just as long as you are thinking about him.
/save, print, post
February 15th, 2012 at 3:45 PM
bwahahaaha
February 15th, 2012 at 3:46 PM
Rovell yesterday, Cowdouche today. She is an all-american hero.
February 15th, 2012 at 3:46 PM
Please let this be true. Please let this be true.
/gonna pull a Broccoli soon
February 15th, 2012 at 3:46 PM
Who cares about her acting talent? She’s got enough God-given talent in other areas to satiate my entertainment needs.
February 15th, 2012 at 3:47 PM
Brooklyn Decker is so overrated
February 15th, 2012 at 3:48 PM
Agreed. She can do nothing but Adam Sandler movies and be the highlight of each film.
Bam.
February 15th, 2012 at 3:49 PM
“I have no fucking clue what you are talking about!” – Jenny McCarthy
February 15th, 2012 at 3:49 PM
no way.
February 15th, 2012 at 3:49 PM
Who is Sophia?
That zombie that got gunned down.
that was a big deal to that one asian kid.
February 15th, 2012 at 3:50 PM
February 15th, 2012 at 3:51 PM
“I have no fucking clue what you are talking about!” – Jenny McCarthy
you forgot
/squinches up face
//squeezes tits together
February 15th, 2012 at 3:52 PM
If only Rick had then had the insight to turn the gon on Lori, Shane, Dale, Andrea … hell, just about everyone in that slack-jawed crowd.
February 15th, 2012 at 3:53 PM
And then she blamed it on autism, and blamed the autism on vaccines
February 15th, 2012 at 3:53 PM
just busted a gut. well done.
February 15th, 2012 at 3:54 PM
I’d lick the skid marks off a migrant farm workers sweaty ass just
to eat her turd corn.
February 15th, 2012 at 3:55 PM
I’d lick the skid marks off a migrant farm workers sweaty ass just
to eat her turd corn.
I really don’t think that would work. How can you be assured she ate corn the day before? Logistical nightmare.
February 15th, 2012 at 3:58 PM
Some lady brought her young son to work and he fell in the hallway and is now crying like a bitch. I hate children.
February 15th, 2012 at 3:59 PM
Green Giant
February 15th, 2012 at 3:59 PM
I’d lick the skid marks off a migrant farm workers sweaty ass just
to eat her turd corn.
also, skid marks are on underwear. If it’s still on the person, it’s just unwiped shit. So in addition to the logistical problems, you’ve got problems with semantics.
February 15th, 2012 at 3:59 PM
You just would have to schedule the turd corn eating for July 5th. If she is all american like people state then it shouldnt be an issue.
February 15th, 2012 at 4:00 PM
I hate children.
dont’ get me started.
February 15th, 2012 at 4:02 PM
You just would have to schedule the turd corn eating for July 5th. If she is all american like people state then it shouldnt be an issue.
then you need her to be in the south, where they’re harvesting something on July 5th, in large quantities. She’s got to be somewhere near the migrant worker’s poopy crack, I assume.
It seems to me that she’d have to have advanced knowledge of the thing, be given the corn, and you’d have to have the migrant worker as a hostage. Because he’d want to be picking veggies and moving on, if I know anything about migrant workers.
February 15th, 2012 at 4:03 PM
i think he said corn not cotton.
/ducks
February 15th, 2012 at 4:03 PM
thank you wise man, your observations are appreciated.
February 15th, 2012 at 4:03 PM
Who the hell brings their children to work other than to finally let your co-workers know why she’s a cunty bitch on a daily basis because she has rotten kids.
February 15th, 2012 at 4:06 PM
i think he said corn not cotton.
why would she have cotton in her poop?
February 15th, 2012 at 4:06 PM
Who the hell brings their children to work other than to finally let your co-workers know why she’s a cunty bitch on a daily basis because she has rotten kids.
Single parents who can’t afford to have someone watch their kid when he’s sick and he’s too young to stay home by himself.
February 15th, 2012 at 4:07 PM
she’s illiterate and read “charmin quilted” as “cram in quilt?”
hey, anything’s possible.
February 15th, 2012 at 4:08 PM
why the hell did we men allow women to enter the work force?
oh that’s right, so we could have sex at work with cunty bitches.
February 15th, 2012 at 4:09 PM
come on now, cotton isn’t harvested in July.
February 15th, 2012 at 4:50 PM
Best post on this site in months, possibly years.
February 15th, 2012 at 4:56 PM
Agreed.
Agreed.
February 15th, 2012 at 6:19 PM
Hey, he’s clean!
Also… could I get a gif from :37-:40 lasered onto my eyelids?
February 15th, 2012 at 10:06 PM
Best Table Dance. Ever.