I just watched that David Letterman video. There were at least 6 chicks hotter than Kate Upton. That brunette in the short, lacy blue dress is beautiful.

You watch your tongue.

The Goddamn missed fucking field goal had a direct result in them losing the game.

I don’t know how this could be more clear — Evans’ drop cost them a guaranteed win. Cundiff only would have sent it to OT.

People are acting like the defender made a great play. Bullshit. He swiped at a ball after it was in Evans’ hands just like every corner does on every catch in the NFL. How many times does that ball come out? One tenth of one percent of the time? Completely inexcusable drop.

whoever painted the top on Alex Morgan probably slashed the tires on whoever got to paint Gulbis’s upper half.

It would suck to be straight and be the body painter if you weren’t getting to taste the goods. Just one massive tease.

Gay men don’t care.

maybe not about titties, but think about the OT hours!

whoever painted the top on Alex Morgan probably slashed the tires on whoever got to paint Gulbis’s upper half.

Gay men don’t care.

No way you didn’t start laughing half way through typing this.

Not at all. I think it would be very romantic.

Sneak attack her with a boner when you get home, asleep or not

Sliver with Sharon Stone and William Baldwin

SI should’ve just taken the pic from her Twitter background.

This x a lot.

Sneak attack her with a boner when you get home, asleep or not

I SMELL SEX AND CANDY IN.. HERE

No way you didn’t start laughing half way through typing this. Not even you could put this into a comment box with a straight face.

you like watching transvestites eat dog poop? Oh wait, that’s john waters.

Alex Morgan has the same problem as Ginnifer Goodwin.

I’m glad I’m not the only one who thinks this.

I’m shocked that something you watched when you were 10 isn’t as good now.

Still love most of the early John Hughes movies, and I suspect I always will.

Like I said yesterday, I probably won’t even see my wife tonight. I’m sure she’ll be in bed when I get home from class.

Sneak attack her with a boner when you get home, asleep or not

I SMELL SEX AND CANDY IN.. HERE

Alex Morgan has the same problem as Ginnifer Goodwin. Cute, no sex appeal.

SI should’ve just taken the pic from her Twitter background. Half of the body paint shots look like her head was photoshopped on someone else’s body.

For this Valentine’s day, we will be going over to the Insurance agent’s office after work and signing life insurance papers. ROMANCE.

Ahhh, the sexy practicalities. I think we had the prenup meeting around Valentine’s Day.