Tim Tebow is Not Dating Katy Perry

Katy Perry is freshly divorced and recently expressed interest in Tim Tebow. She even dedicated a song to Tebow at a Super Bowl week performance in Indianapolis. Then she said her parents said hello to Tebow while presenting an award at the NFL Honors because why wouldn’t Katy Perry present at the NFL Honors award show?
Now Tebow is getting questioned about Perry during Boys and Girls Club events. From USA Today:
“No, me and Katy Perry don’t have a thing, but she’s a very good artist,” he said, smiling when asked by one of the kids in the group.
“I’m single.”
I don’t know why, but I don’t believe him. He lied about Katy Perry being a good artist, he could by lying about being single too. As for Perry’s “advances,” Tebow has thus far passed up an excellent opportunity to use, “Say hello to your mother for me.” Should Tebow ever actually meet Katy Perry, hopefully he gives her this speech from Kenny Powers because she needs to hear it and Tim Tebow is the type of good Catholic Christian boy who would give it to Katy Perry. The speech that is.
[USA Today, Getty]
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February 14th, 2012 at 10:02 AM
I don’t know why, but this killed me.
February 14th, 2012 at 10:02 AM
February 14th, 2012 at 10:03 AM
No way does she not have herpes.
February 14th, 2012 at 10:03 AM
Probably my favorite part about these posts.
February 14th, 2012 at 10:04 AM
Tim Tebow is Not Dating Katy Perry
UPDATE: He’s not dating Jeremy Lin, or Tiger Woods, or Free Kittens either
/pageviews
February 14th, 2012 at 10:05 AM
He doesn’t like her because he doesn’t like girls
February 14th, 2012 at 10:06 AM
No way does she not have herpes.
I don’t know why you’re so freaked out by celebrities having herpes, given your penchant for sex with prostitutes.
February 14th, 2012 at 10:06 AM
He turned down Godzilla Biscuits (allegedly). He can turn down Katy Perry.
/rumors about preference arise
//NTTAWWT
February 14th, 2012 at 10:07 AM
Prostitutes are smarter than Minka Kelly.
February 14th, 2012 at 10:09 AM
Prostitutes are smarter than Minka Kelly.
in your price range, all the prostitutes are probably seasoned veterans, calling on their years of experience. And maybe you just can’t see their genital warts.
February 14th, 2012 at 10:10 AM
link?
February 14th, 2012 at 10:14 AM
It seems like every adult I know would like to punch Katie Perry in the face. Yet she persists.
February 14th, 2012 at 10:16 AM
She’s gonna want some dick. It would be a waste of time to date Tebow.
February 14th, 2012 at 10:16 AM
Didn’t she sign her divorce papers with a smiley face?
February 14th, 2012 at 10:18 AM
Katy Perry did not dye her hair blue – that’s just what happens when you have sex with Russell Brand.
/stolen joke
//can’t remember who said it
February 14th, 2012 at 10:20 AM
I’d like to announce that I too am not dating Katy Perry.
/equally important
February 14th, 2012 at 10:20 AM
That Rihanna-Katy Perry pic above? Holy yuck.
February 14th, 2012 at 10:21 AM
Actually its a result of being involved in the smurfsmortion movie.
February 14th, 2012 at 10:22 AM
Possible duckworth, but I don’t care. In addition to Alex Morgan, the other two female athletes who did the bodypaint thing for SI this year were Natalie Gulbis and swimmer Natalie Coughlin.
February 14th, 2012 at 10:23 AM
This should absolutely become a meme.
February 14th, 2012 at 10:23 AM
It seems like every adult I know would like to punch Katie Perry in the face. Yet she persists.
that’s not exactly how you’d describe what I’d like to do with Katie Perry.
February 14th, 2012 at 10:24 AM
That Russell Brand guy is just so damn creepy. I just don’t get how any girl lets that guy climb on her.
February 14th, 2012 at 10:24 AM
Rihanna looks rather sultry. but that blue hair on Perry needs to go and she needs to show cleav as that is her best asset.
February 14th, 2012 at 10:25 AM
The mothership
February 14th, 2012 at 10:26 AM
Agreed, especially the Rihanna half. Looks like a dude in a wig.
February 14th, 2012 at 10:26 AM
but that blue hair on Perry needs to go and she needs to show cleav as that is her only asset.
Made correcter.
February 14th, 2012 at 10:27 AM
It seems like every adult I know would like to punch Katie Perry in the face. Yet she persists.
that’s not exactly how you’d describe what I’d like to do with Katie Perry.
He forgot the word “donkey”
February 14th, 2012 at 10:27 AM
Gulibis’ face looks like 40 and old fashioned.
February 14th, 2012 at 10:27 AM
I’ll give you one gue$$
February 14th, 2012 at 10:28 AM
Gulibis’ face looks like 40 and old fashioned.
Yeah she looks like she’s been spending some time in smokey bars the last few years. But, still, look at that rack. I don’t know how she swings a golf club as well as she does.
February 14th, 2012 at 10:28 AM
I’ll give you one gue$$
What is Katy Perry’s excuse then?
February 14th, 2012 at 10:30 AM
Daddy issues
February 14th, 2012 at 10:30 AM
Russell Brand has sullied Katy Perry and it makes me sad. That guy is a hazard to mankind.
February 14th, 2012 at 10:30 AM
Jeremy Lin was not dating Whitney Houston.
/next post
//CLICKS!
February 14th, 2012 at 10:31 AM
What is Katy Perry’s excuse then?
she got famous-er in England, and he got famous-er in the US.
February 14th, 2012 at 10:35 AM
I somehow just discovered Genevieve Morton. Holy shitballs. She looks fantastic in the SI Swimsuit Issue.
February 14th, 2012 at 10:37 AM
yeah I never realized what a man face she has.
February 14th, 2012 at 10:38 AM
yeah I never realized what a man face she has.
You guys do realize<, I hope, that she is naked in those pictures aside from some well-placed paint. Let's stay on the ball here.
February 14th, 2012 at 10:42 AM
She’s about a 6.
February 14th, 2012 at 10:44 AM
I hate this fucking day
February 14th, 2012 at 10:45 AM
sportsgunt116
Bra-vo.
February 14th, 2012 at 10:49 AM
sportsgunt116
By far the best one yet.
February 14th, 2012 at 10:49 AM
name funny. comment funnier.
February 14th, 2012 at 10:49 AM
Let’s be honest, find a model in that issue that doesn’t look fantastic
February 14th, 2012 at 10:51 AM
The Davalos twins are perfection in every which way. There’s no debate.
February 14th, 2012 at 10:58 AM
Let’s be honest, find a model in that issue that doesn’t look fantastic
Kate is a fatty.
/Hernia
February 14th, 2012 at 11:00 AM
Clicking through the Kate Upton pics and then going directly to Anne V was like drinking orange juice after brushing your teeth.
February 14th, 2012 at 11:06 AM
/dying
February 14th, 2012 at 11:20 AM
Tebow is going to come flying out of the closet like a Murphy bed
February 14th, 2012 at 1:38 PM
I love Anne V