This Alabama-Prostitutes-Dorms Story Has to be a Hoax, Right? [UPDATE]

All, Frauds, Fun, Hookers Jason McIntyre February 14th. 2012, 1:36pm

Has to be a hoax. It looks like it originated on Reddit Monday night, and then trickled out earlier today on twitter, where it is picking up steam. There are Rose Towers at Alabama, but …”loud sessions of coitus?” Well played, Internet People.

In this down economy, how are freshman supposed to afford hookers?

[UPDATE: Yup, a hoax. H/T Nina.]

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16 Responses to “This Alabama-Prostitutes-Dorms Story Has to be a Hoax, Right? [UPDATE]”

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Some Random Old Dude Says:
February 14th, 2012 at 1:42 PM
Of course it’s a hoax, but “food delivery services”? Hilarious!
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ms621 Says:
February 14th, 2012 at 1:42 PM
In this down economy, how are freshman supposed to afford hookers?
Federal loans; making the college experience possible for everyone.
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cracker jack Says:
February 14th, 2012 at 1:44 PM
Haha, this made it under the “Frauds” category
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MP Says:
February 14th, 2012 at 1:44 PM
”loud sessions of coitus?”
Something that could only be said by only someone who’s never had such a session.
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spencer096 Says:
February 14th, 2012 at 1:46 PM
pizza and pussy…it’s a business model that cannot fail in college towns.
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VladimirCrouton Says:
February 14th, 2012 at 1:47 PM
Kate Upton and Kathy Ireland.
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HawkEye Says:
February 14th, 2012 at 1:49 PM
<blockquote In this down economy, how are freshman supposed to afford hookers?
I’d guess that depends on the going rate for a bajowski from a Tuscaloosa hooker
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sportsgunt116 Says:
February 14th, 2012 at 1:50 PM
I had no idea Husker was an anti-semite.
/overreation’d
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sportsgunt116 Says:
February 14th, 2012 at 1:51 PM
DAMMINT, WRONG THREAD!!!
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sportsgunt116 Says:
February 14th, 2012 at 1:52 PM
fuck it, I give up.
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Some Random Old Dude Says:
February 14th, 2012 at 1:52 PM
In this down economy, how are freshman supposed to afford hookers?
Freshmen aren’t people. They gotta wait their turn.
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Jason McIntyre Says:
February 14th, 2012 at 1:56 PM
updated: Yes, a hoax.
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HuskerDawg Says:
February 14th, 2012 at 2:10 PM
I’d guess that depends on the going rate for a bajowski from a Tuscaloosa hooker
Surely it’s affordable.
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HuskerDawg Says:
February 14th, 2012 at 2:11 PM
So I see that Sportgunt person is calling me an anti-semite now. Sigh…
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Milk Steak To Go Says:
February 14th, 2012 at 2:13 PM
I’d have thought the doors opening and closing makes the residnet assistants cold would have been a giveaway.
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Patrick Division Says:
February 14th, 2012 at 3:13 PM
I’d have thought the doors opening and closing makes the residnet assistants cold would have been a giveaway.
Yeah, but you’d have to read all the way to the end of the flyer to get that.
/Doesn’t even click the links.