Matt Barkley Just Posted a Photo of His Girlfriend, er, Valentine on Twitter

All, College Football Jason McIntyre February 14th. 2012, 11:25am

Matt Barkley, USC QB, doin’ work. He just tweeted this photo. Either Barkley’s not quite 6-foot-1, or his girlfriend is 5-10 in heels (mandatory with an outfit like that). His girlfriend is Brittany Langdon, a college soccer player.

Happy Valentine’s Day, everyone.

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71 Responses to “Matt Barkley Just Posted a Photo of His Girlfriend, er, Valentine on Twitter”

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Hope Solo Mio Says:
February 14th, 2012 at 11:28 AM
Undertanned asshole is dating overtanned skank.
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VladimirCrouton Says:
February 14th, 2012 at 11:31 AM
Here soccer picture looks nothing like this one.
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sportsgal116 Says:
February 14th, 2012 at 11:32 AM
Jesus, go easy on the tanning, Brit.
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spencer096 Says:
February 14th, 2012 at 11:32 AM
GO SPUFALCONS.
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Tim Ryan Says:
February 14th, 2012 at 11:33 AM
esus, go easy on the tanning, Brit.
Oh, Brit’s doing just fine.
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payaso Says:
February 14th, 2012 at 11:34 AM
Either Barkley’s not quite 6-foot-1, or his girlfriend is 5-10 in heels
Her height is listed on the link someone gave you.
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ATL_Badger Says:
February 14th, 2012 at 11:35 AM
Is this a stealth commentary on interracial relationships?
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KingGrizz Says:
February 14th, 2012 at 11:38 AM
Were they going to a Miami Vice convention?
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arkbadger Says:
February 14th, 2012 at 11:38 AM
Is this a stealth commentary on interracial relationships?
nope, that is the Jeremy Lin valentines post that is currently being penned. thanks for ruining it asshole.
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Jay V Of Considerable Influence Says:
February 14th, 2012 at 11:38 AM
Is this a stealth commentary on interracial relationships?
I thought so at first…but apparently she’s just another future leather-skin.
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spencer096 Says:
February 14th, 2012 at 11:39 AM
I thought so at first…but apparently she’s just another future leather-skin.
beats suede-skin.
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Irvin Pankey Says:
February 14th, 2012 at 11:40 AM
So we’re just two white people?
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ATL_Badger Says:
February 14th, 2012 at 11:41 AM
Is this a stealth commentary on interracial relationships?
I thought so at first…but apparently she’s just another future leather-skin.
He has to be blinded by the juxtaposition of her tan lines against her black skin, right? Unless she doesn’t have any, which I guess is possible.
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KingGrizz Says:
February 14th, 2012 at 11:41 AM
The instagram is a big misleading — methinks she does not look THAT tan.
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ms621 Says:
February 14th, 2012 at 11:43 AM
Nice ass.
/her, not him.
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BFFredo Says:
February 14th, 2012 at 11:45 AM
He looks like he’s balding. She looks like she likes clubs.
Mazel tov!
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KC Resident Says:
February 14th, 2012 at 11:45 AM
Either Barkley’s not quite 6-foot-1, or his girlfriend is 5-10 in heels
Her height is listed on the link someone gave you.
Nobody clicks the links. Not even the EiC.
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ATL_Badger Says:
February 14th, 2012 at 11:46 AM
He looks like he’s balding.
Yeah, he reminds of a balding Kirk Herbstreit.
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KC Resident Says:
February 14th, 2012 at 11:47 AM
Here she is without all the dark on her…
https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid=10150540817654627&set=a.10150540809054627.396206.692614626&type=3&theater
I miss the days of TBL linkbombing Facebook pages. This post takes me back to the good ‘ol days.
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mmonast Says:
February 14th, 2012 at 11:47 AM
Someone should ask Jeremy Lin if he tapped that first
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ATL_Badger Says:
February 14th, 2012 at 11:48 AM
I miss the days of TBL linkbombing Facebook pages. This post takes me back to the good ‘ol days.
Funny that she’s named Brittany. Almost every Brittany I know is in love with the tanning bed.
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TexansFan Says:
February 14th, 2012 at 11:50 AM
there is another picture on her profile of them two and shes not dark at all. Tanned but it looks good on her
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KingGrizz Says:
February 14th, 2012 at 11:50 AM
I bet her nickname is Britty or Britters
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Breesus Says:
February 14th, 2012 at 11:50 AM
Yeah, he reminds of a balding Kirk Herbstreit.
That Dove commercial makes his kids look like the Hitler Youth.
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sousedbergin Says:
February 14th, 2012 at 11:50 AM
Matt Barkley Just Posted a Photo of His Girlfriend, er, Valentine on Twitter
Mark Barkley just blocked because he posted a photo of His Girlfriend, er, Melanoma Monster on Twitter.
/fixed
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Jim Harbaugh Scramble Says:
February 14th, 2012 at 11:51 AM
sportcoats without a collared shirt are an abomination.
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Mantis Toboggan Says:
February 14th, 2012 at 11:51 AM
Matt Barkley would have been perfect to play Viserys Targaryen if he grew out his hair.
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ATL_Badger Says:
February 14th, 2012 at 11:51 AM
portcoats without a collared shirt are an abomination.
I call that look the Stan Van Gundy.
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phillymantis915 Says:
February 14th, 2012 at 11:52 AM
I bet she gives great helmet…
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scripty Says:
February 14th, 2012 at 11:52 AM
Well done.
“Brittany Langdon is a flat out a difference maker who can run forever and plays at an incredibly high pace”
Very well done.
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ms621 Says:
February 14th, 2012 at 11:53 AM
sportcoats without a collared shirt are an abomination.
Seriously, what year is this, 1994?
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Mike NYC Says:
February 14th, 2012 at 11:53 AM
I miss the days of TBL linkbombing Facebook pages.
Oh, it’s in there.
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St. Bear Says:
February 14th, 2012 at 11:54 AM
sportcoats without a collared shirt are an abomination.
It’s not the coat as much as the plain white Hanes t-shirt underneath.
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ATL_Badger Says:
February 14th, 2012 at 11:54 AM
It’s not the coat as much as the plain white Hanes t-shirt underneath.
You know that plain white T-Shirt probably cost $65.00 though.
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St. Bear Says:
February 14th, 2012 at 11:57 AM
It’s not the coat as much as the plain white Hanes t-shirt underneath.
You know that plain white T-Shirt probably cost $65.00 though.
You’re probably right.
I can’t stand “fashion”.
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HawkEye Says:
February 14th, 2012 at 11:57 AM
Wonder if the neon pink dress is throwing off the color of the rest of the picture, making her look darker.
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ButtersBC Says:
February 14th, 2012 at 11:57 AM
I can’t stand “fashion”.
DON’T YOU HATE PANTS?!?!
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sportsgal116 Says:
February 14th, 2012 at 11:58 AM
Seriously, what year is this, 1994?
Maybe they’re going to an 80′s party and he just forgot to scrunch up his sleeves ala Miami Vice? It would also explain the neon pink dress.
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phillymantis915 Says:
February 14th, 2012 at 11:59 AM
DON’T YOU HATE PANTS?!?!
I hope he asks us to burn our pants tonight. These things are itching me.
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NDub Says:
February 14th, 2012 at 12:00 PM
Go get ‘em, Matt.
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Mantis Toboggan Says:
February 14th, 2012 at 12:00 PM
Funny that she’s named Brittany. Almost every Brittany I know is in love with the tanning bed.
Ever Brittany in my high school was a total skank. Nothing wrong with that when your 16.
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fluffy_bunny_feet Says:
February 14th, 2012 at 12:00 PM
Is he rocking skinny jeans?
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arkbadger Says:
February 14th, 2012 at 12:02 PM
You know that plain white T-Shirt probably cost $65.00 though.
my buddies GF was wearing a Razorback shirt the other day and I said “I like your shirt, did you get it at old navy?” she looked at me like I just kicked her cat and said “this shirt cost me FIFTY DOLLARS.” I looked at her and said “oh, you got ripped off then.” and again, you would have thought I kicked her cat.
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ATL_Badger Says:
February 14th, 2012 at 12:02 PM
Ever Brittany in my high school was a total skank. Nothing wrong with that when your 16.
Brittany is one of those names that never sounds “adult.” When I hear the name Brittany, I think it’s either going to belong to a 16 year old or a porn star.
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sportsgunt116 Says:
February 14th, 2012 at 12:03 PM
/team carpet matching the drapes
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sportsgunt116 Says:
February 14th, 2012 at 12:03 PM
unless there is no carpet
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HuskerDawg Says:
February 14th, 2012 at 12:04 PM
Keep living that dream, kid.
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Mantis Toboggan Says:
February 14th, 2012 at 12:05 PM
Brittany is one of those names that never sounds “adult.” When I hear the name Brittany, I think it’s either going to belong to a 16 year old or a porn star.
The oldest Brittany I can think of is Spears. I’m drawing a blank on this one.
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sportsgal116 Says:
February 14th, 2012 at 12:05 PM
she looked at me like I just kicked her cat
Bitch has a problem with Old Navy? Fuck her.
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spencer096 Says:
February 14th, 2012 at 12:05 PM
sportsgunt116
i get so much unbridled glee out of saying “gunt” and even more when i get to explain it to people as “it’s a gut cunt.”
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SouvenirCity Says:
February 14th, 2012 at 12:06 PM
Bet she smells like Astroglide.
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fluffy_bunny_feet Says:
February 14th, 2012 at 12:06 PM
He’ll know if she really loves him if she agrees to live in Cleveland after he’s drafted.
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cleet Says:
February 14th, 2012 at 12:06 PM
Someone left her in the oven too long.
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St. Bear Says:
February 14th, 2012 at 12:06 PM
/team carpet matching the drapes
You want her to highlight her bush?
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sousedbergin Says:
February 14th, 2012 at 12:07 PM
i get so much unbridled glee out of saying “gunt” and even more when i get to explain it to people as “it’s a gut cunt.”
It’s a gift the keeps giving.
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BFFredo Says:
February 14th, 2012 at 12:07 PM
you would have thought I kicked her cat.
Why would you kick her cat? You don’t want anyone kicking your rooster.
/10-year old mind
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Jim Harbaugh Scramble Says:
February 14th, 2012 at 12:07 PM
Brittany is one of those names that never sounds “adult.”
never met a Brittany. maybe with any luck they’ll be one at the singles bar tonight.
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ButtersBC Says:
February 14th, 2012 at 12:08 PM
You want her to highlight her bush?
I feel like I’m supposed to say no here…
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sousedbergin Says:
February 14th, 2012 at 12:08 PM
I bet she gives great helmet…
Not interested.
/Team leave women with cancer
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arkbadger Says:
February 14th, 2012 at 12:09 PM
Bitch has a problem with Old Navy? Fuck her.
yep, she is quite the wet blanket too. my buddy is just too much of a pussy to dump her.
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ms621 Says:
February 14th, 2012 at 12:10 PM
You want her to highlight her bush?
I sincerely doubt she’s got a bush. Nothing wrong with a landing strip though.
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johndewar Says:
February 14th, 2012 at 12:10 PM
his girlfriend is 5-10 in heels
Nothing wrong with the tall ladies.
I miss the days of TBL linkbombing Facebook pages.
Oh, it’s in there.
Mike, I thought you were kidding. A quick scan of the links in the post shows that you are certainly not kidding.
/wow
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phillymantis915 Says:
February 14th, 2012 at 12:10 PM
never met a Brittany. maybe with any luck they’ll be one at the singles bar tonight.
I have a cousin named Brittnay, she’s in an Ivy league Dental school though…
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Mantis Toboggan Says:
February 14th, 2012 at 12:11 PM
Tanning beds can get you in trouble.
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cleet Says:
February 14th, 2012 at 12:12 PM
I miss the days of TBL linkbombing Facebook pages.
Oh, it’s in there.
Brittany and I have no mutual friends.
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johndewar Says:
February 14th, 2012 at 12:14 PM
never met a Brittany. maybe with any luck they’ll be one at the singles bar tonight.
Go to any Gentleman’s club. There is likely a “Brittany” dancing somewhere on any given evening.
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ATL_Badger Says:
February 14th, 2012 at 12:14 PM
Is this “posts that contain information that don’t warrant a post” day on TBL?
Matt Barkley has a girlfriend! Tim Tebow doesn’t! Pageviews!
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Clayton Cargill Says:
February 14th, 2012 at 12:44 PM
Her height is listed on the link someone gave you.
Ha ha.
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Clayton Cargill Says:
February 14th, 2012 at 12:45 PM
~~Brittany and~~ I have no ~~mutual~~ friends.
/fixed, because that fucking song has been stuck in my head for a month, jerk face
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got_em_looking Says:
February 14th, 2012 at 12:48 PM
Clearly Barkley wears the heels in this relationship.
/sorry I’m late for the midget QB jokes
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Mr. C Says:
February 14th, 2012 at 12:51 PM
his girlfriend is 5-10 in heels
Nothing wrong with the tall ladies.
The Wife is 5’10” sans heels. And a shade or eight lighter than Britt.