Comments on: Happy Valentine’s Day From Jordan Crawford

By: arkbadger

arkbadger — Tue, 14 Feb 2012 22:08:35 +0000

Needed a replacement for my usual …

“nice shoes. wanna fuck?”

By: squawkbox

squawkbox — Tue, 14 Feb 2012 21:52:14 +0000

I hope, for your sake, she’s not living in Chechnya or something like that.

Me I find for you large breasted woman-girl from Chechnya. Exchange for you is one pair blooojean 16 roll toilet paper. I throw in one bottle vodka for you beeg fun no problem.

By: ms621

ms621 — Tue, 14 Feb 2012 21:51:26 +0000

Or maybe she’s Bulgarian. Yeah I could see you hooking up with a Bulgarian chick.

By: Tim Ryan

Tim Ryan — Tue, 14 Feb 2012 21:51:17 +0000

“you know how i know we’re going to have sex tonight? because im stronger than you.”

Game. Set. Dieck.

By: spencer096

spencer096 — Tue, 14 Feb 2012 21:48:56 +0000

i figure she’s GOTTA be living in chechnya…because that’s where my destiny is taking me. all my dreams will come true…get to wear an adidas sweatsuit, organize some crime, strong with plow, end sentences with “no problem.” i really can’t wait.

By: ms621

ms621 — Tue, 14 Feb 2012 21:46:12 +0000

im going to keep trying this on every chick i meet until i find one that laughs…if i don’t find one, it won’t be for lack of trying.

I guess the one who laughs is THE one for you. I hope, for your sake, she’s not living in Chechnya or something like that.

By: spencer096

spencer096 — Tue, 14 Feb 2012 21:45:49 +0000

Needed a replacement for my usual …

“wanna go halves on a bastard?”

By: squawkbox

squawkbox — Tue, 14 Feb 2012 21:43:57 +0000

Needed a replacement for my usual …

I’ve got a thing for brunettes, and I’m sure you know what to do with it.

By: Broccoli Beef

Broccoli Beef — Tue, 14 Feb 2012 21:43:32 +0000

“you know how i know we’re going to have sex tonight? because im stronger than you.”

So you’re going to be hanging with Sanchez and trying this out at the local high school?

By: spencer096

spencer096 — Tue, 14 Feb 2012 21:42:32 +0000

spencer you’re going to die alone. But at least it’ll be a funny ride there.

im going to keep trying this on every chick i meet until i find one that laughs…if i don’t find one, it won’t be for lack of trying.

“you know how i know we’re going to have sex tonight? because im stronger than you.”

By: ms621

ms621 — Tue, 14 Feb 2012 21:40:33 +0000

spencer you’re going to die alone. But at least it’ll be a funny ride there.

By: squawkbox

squawkbox — Tue, 14 Feb 2012 21:40:12 +0000

hey baby…i got something to put in the box your virginity came in.

dibs

By: spencer096

spencer096 — Tue, 14 Feb 2012 21:39:38 +0000

hey baby…i got something to put in the box your virginity came in.

By: squawkbox

squawkbox — Tue, 14 Feb 2012 21:37:58 +0000

team married and "honey I'm home" IS foreplay.

By: squawkbox

squawkbox — Tue, 14 Feb 2012 21:37:03 +0000

“are your parents retarded? because you’re special baby.”

reference my comment #123:
She’d cut my nuts off and feed them to the neighbor’s dog.

By: WWoS Stayed At a Holiday Inn Express Last Night

WWoS Stayed At a Holiday Inn Express Last Night — Tue, 14 Feb 2012 21:35:29 +0000

really? cmon, you can do better that…

/team married and “how you doing” counts as foreplay

By: cleet

cleet — Tue, 14 Feb 2012 21:34:47 +0000

“are your parents retarded? because you’re special baby.”

lolz.

“are your parents retarded? because you’re special baby.”

Keeping this in safe place. Alright gents I’m out. Cya in the roundup.

By: ms621

ms621 — Tue, 14 Feb 2012 21:31:01 +0000

“are your parents retarded? because you’re special baby.”

Using this tonight.

By: spencer096

spencer096 — Tue, 14 Feb 2012 21:29:42 +0000

How you doin’?

really? cmon, you can do better that…

“are your parents retarded? because you’re special baby.”

By: cleet

cleet — Tue, 14 Feb 2012 21:28:27 +0000

I shouldn’t have said ironically. It was just to tie in with CJ beginning this shitshow of a thread by talking about Kirk and his sweatpants.