Tony Parker’s New Girlfriend Goes by One Name: Axelle


Tony Parker, whose marriage to Eva Longoria exploded in 2010 when it was revealed that he was allegedly cheating/sexting/something with a former teammate’s wife, is now dating a woman named Axelle. They went to a tennis match together in November, and now Page Six claims they were shopping over the weekend in SoHo.
That’s Axelle in the middle of two photos of Eva Longoria.
Previously: Eva Longoria Denies Rumor That She’s Dating Matt Barnes [UPDATE]
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February 13th, 2012 at 10:11 AM
If you’re going to go the one name route, you might as well make it a stripper name.
February 13th, 2012 at 10:12 AM
At least he dropped chipmunk face.
February 13th, 2012 at 10:13 AM
Dražen Petrović also once had a date with an axle.
February 13th, 2012 at 10:13 AM
So he’s going out with Sacagawea now? Cool.
February 13th, 2012 at 10:16 AM
Haha, I was just about to write that the middle picture looks nothing like the other 2. I think you need to be hotter than that to only go by one name.
February 13th, 2012 at 10:19 AM
Dražen Petrović also once had a date with an axle.
On point, as always. +1
February 13th, 2012 at 10:20 AM
Also, Eva wouldn’t take loads to the face.
February 13th, 2012 at 10:21 AM
Never change, Internet. Never.Freaking.Change
/sigh
February 13th, 2012 at 10:21 AM
I was waiting for that one to show up
February 13th, 2012 at 10:22 AM
Behind every beautiful woman is a man who is tired of her shit.
February 13th, 2012 at 10:23 AM
It really is one of my favorite internet rumors.
February 13th, 2012 at 10:23 AM
Not sure who initially coined the phrase, but it fits:
“Show me a beautiful woman, and I’ll show you someone who’s tired of fucking her.”
February 13th, 2012 at 10:23 AM
She seems like a nice girl.
February 13th, 2012 at 10:25 AM
Dražen Petrović also once had a date with an axle.
The Wayne Fontes Safari is a treasure trove of horrible and funny comments.
February 13th, 2012 at 10:26 AM
Axelle looks like she took a wet juicy fart through a screen door. I’d hit it.
February 13th, 2012 at 10:27 AM
I hope you marry a fat chick
February 13th, 2012 at 10:31 AM
Axel Foley > Axel Rose > Axelle
February 13th, 2012 at 10:33 AM
Yuck.
February 13th, 2012 at 10:41 AM
Yea she’s gorgeous….
February 13th, 2012 at 10:45 AM
In my book, it’s hard to top Eva.
February 13th, 2012 at 10:46 AM
One photo while she’s out grocery shopping doesn’t a bad looking woman make.
February 13th, 2012 at 10:46 AM
Bitch aint got no hips.