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By: vezina

vezina — Mon, 13 Feb 2012 20:02:46 +0000

oops

By: vezina

vezina — Mon, 13 Feb 2012 20:02:24 +0000

i would recommend picking up a couple 40′s for yourself.
i would recommend picking up a couple 40′s for yourself.

i can’t believe not one of youse guys said

i would recommend picking up a couple 40 year-olds for yourself.

/separates men commenter from boy commenters right there

By: squawkbox

squawkbox — Mon, 13 Feb 2012 19:40:49 +0000

I’m making dinner for us

Good call. Same.
Lobster + shrimp + spices and such = Seafood Newburg.

/Submitting application to wife for bonus points for prepping tonight – “wintry mix” possible by morning.

By: phillymantis915

phillymantis915 — Mon, 13 Feb 2012 19:29:19 +0000

2nd time in 16 years myself. A buddy and I are going to an all nude strip club

In Philly? Good man.

I’m making dinner for us, grab some flowers at Whole Foods on the way home, boom, easy. Plus she signed us up for a cooking class at the end of the month.

By: José Ovechkin

José Ovechkin — Mon, 13 Feb 2012 18:58:18 +0000

I broke up with a girl in HS on this very date some 7 years ago. Didn’t buy her anything but kept the Sean John shirt she gave me. I never felt like a bigger asshole for about 5 minutes, but it was a nice shirt.

By: squawkbox

squawkbox — Mon, 13 Feb 2012 18:46:48 +0000

we always do pizza on Valentines…it’s a throwback to when we were in undergrad and couldn’t afford anything else.

/wipe’s tear – high fives miz

By: squawkbox

squawkbox — Mon, 13 Feb 2012 18:44:40 +0000

throw in a cute stuffed animal

Never, ever. I can come home with a live puppy or kitten, but not stuffed.

/we currently have no pets
//my kids have been pissed at me for this
///our neighbors have dogs that bark frequently.
///my kids are no longer pissed at me – they’re now pissed at the neighbors

By: Broccoli Beef

Broccoli Beef — Mon, 13 Feb 2012 18:36:04 +0000

We do still sell the real Joose and 4 Loko though.

Boom, sold. Grab a couple of those and you’re good to go.

By: cracker jack

cracker jack — Mon, 13 Feb 2012 18:35:26 +0000

and am hopefully I don’t receive anything either.

/desperately wants to make a blow job joke

By: ATL_Badger

ATL_Badger — Mon, 13 Feb 2012 18:34:52 +0000

I don’t understand the thinking behind the no 40′s policy.

They don’t want the homeless buying them with the $4.00 they made panhandling the tourists all day.

/moderation

By: Jim Harbaugh Scramble

Jim Harbaugh Scramble — Mon, 13 Feb 2012 18:34:07 +0000

damn dude. sorry to hear that…or congratulations?

a little bit of both.

as for the no 40′s, I think the biggest single size bottle you can get in Florida is a 32 oz. We do still sell the real Joose and 4 Loko though.

By: ATL_Badger

ATL_Badger — Mon, 13 Feb 2012 18:33:56 +0000

I don’t understand the thinking behind the no 40′s policy.

They don’t want the homeless buying them with the $4.00 they made panhandling the tourists all day.

By: HtownHacker

HtownHacker — Mon, 13 Feb 2012 18:31:23 +0000

I don’t understand the thinking behind the no 40′s policy.

I don’t really plan on doing shit for Valentine’s day, and am hopefully I don’t receive anything either.

By: Broccoli Beef

Broccoli Beef — Mon, 13 Feb 2012 18:30:38 +0000

I’m going to be single for the first valentine’s in 6 years. so awesome not to have to buy stuff and make an elaborate production.

Only the 2nd time in past 8 years for me, and looking forward to it. Also looking forward to having my soccer game fall on a Tuesday this week so I can’t even get suckered into anything last minute.

By: Hope Solo Mio

Hope Solo Mio — Mon, 13 Feb 2012 18:29:20 +0000

I’m going to be single for the first valentine’s in 6 years. so awesome not to have to buy stuff and make an elaborate production.

2nd time in 16 years myself. A buddy and I are going to an all nude strip club

By: PL StabbinKabin

PL StabbinKabin — Mon, 13 Feb 2012 18:28:42 +0000

You would think a place like Florida would be the home of the 40 oz.

By: kaiserwilhelmreems

kaiserwilhelmreems — Mon, 13 Feb 2012 18:27:37 +0000

they don’t sell 40′s in florida.

wow, that’s pretty fucked up.

tall boys at least?

there’s nothing better than spending a single valentine’s day with a couple 40′s of king cobra or steel reserve.

By: PL StabbinKabin

PL StabbinKabin — Mon, 13 Feb 2012 18:25:22 +0000

they don’t sell 40′s in florida.
WHAT THE FUCK?

The used to not sell cases, you had to buy “20 racks”

By: mizerle06 is mcintyred of all the trollin'

mizerle06 is mcintyred of all the trollin' — Mon, 13 Feb 2012 18:25:16 +0000

I’m going to be single for the first valentine’s in 6 years. so awesome not to have to buy stuff and make an elaborate production.

damn dude. sorry to hear that…or congratulations?

By: Broccoli Beef

Broccoli Beef — Mon, 13 Feb 2012 18:24:03 +0000

Probably duckworth'd, but anyone see this Lin/Kobe gif?