Report: Roburt Sallie (former Memphis Tiger) Cut From Spanish Basketball Team For Taking Penis Enlargement Pills

All, International Basketball Jason McIntyre February 13th. 2012, 12:04pm

Roburt Sallie was once a trigger-happy wing for the Memphis Tigers, and now he’s just a … I’ll resist the urge to make a play on “trigger-happy”:

AN AMERICAN OF TARRAGONA CUT TO CONCEAL TAKING A DOPING PRODUCT, EMBARRASSED BECAUSE IT WAS FOR … LENGTHEN THE PENIS

That’s the translation of a headline on the site Tu Basket. The story says that Sallie was cut in December for “disciplinary reasons.” But when he had to pass a drug test, the website says Sallie was taking “some pills named ‘Extends’ to lengthen the penis.”

“Nothing bad if not for the ‘little’ detail that can make for testosterone doping, and worse, because nobody in the club knew, with consequent damage to the Tarragona in case of receiving a sanction.”

So the right move, obviously, is to get rid of Sallie, then six weeks later release the kid and blow up his spot in the press. Cold blooded. Sallie is best known for dropping 35 points in 36 minutes in an NCAA tournament game for the Tigers in 2009. He made 10-of-15 three-pointers.

[H/T: Gary Parrish]

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118 Responses to “Report: Roburt Sallie (former Memphis Tiger) Cut From Spanish Basketball Team For Taking Penis Enlargement Pills”

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José Ovechkin Says:
February 13th, 2012 at 12:08 PM
They did dude dirty. All of that is just unfortunate for him.
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Jim Harbaugh Scramble Says:
February 13th, 2012 at 12:09 PM
the way Roburt is spelled is the most embarrassing thing about the story.
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ms621 Says:
February 13th, 2012 at 12:10 PM
All I could think about while reading this was Kevin Hart saying “You gonna learn today!” over and over again.
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Mantis Toboggan Says:
February 13th, 2012 at 12:11 PM
“This thing is not in my bag, baby.”
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PL StabbinKabin Says:
February 13th, 2012 at 12:15 PM
Did Whitlock report this?
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PL StabbinKabin Says:
February 13th, 2012 at 12:17 PM
I think Jimmy Johnson endorses extends. Seriously.
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arkbadger Says:
February 13th, 2012 at 12:21 PM
so there actually are people that take that shit? I just thought it was filler for ad space on porn sites.
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ms621 Says:
February 13th, 2012 at 12:22 PM
He did PL. As recently as last year I think. If you are so focused on getting another paycheck that you’ll willingly do commercials for a penis enlargement pill that is not FDA approved and likely does absolutely nothing for you, then I’m not sure what kind of person that makes you.
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St. Bear Says:
February 13th, 2012 at 12:22 PM
so there actually are people that take that shit? I just thought it was filler for ad space on porn sites.
It wouldn’t be everywhere, if nobody bought it.
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SouvenirCity Says:
February 13th, 2012 at 12:24 PM
So that thing about black dudes… just a myth?
/coop
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Mantis Toboggan Says:
February 13th, 2012 at 12:25 PM
so there actually are people that take that shit? I just thought it was filler for ad space on porn sites.
Those can’t be good for your Franks and Beans if you take those pills. I would also think using the penis pump would hurt like hell. It almost killed Random Task.
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Cowboy Mike's Red Hot Ricochet Barbecue Sauce Says:
February 13th, 2012 at 12:26 PM
BOOM, HUMANIZED
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Hope Solo Mio Says:
February 13th, 2012 at 12:27 PM
I think Jimmy Johnson endorses extends. Seriously.
Extenze, and you’re correct about JJ.
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ms621 Says:
February 13th, 2012 at 12:28 PM
It wouldn’t be everywhere, if nobody bought it.
Also the reason that we all still get spam mail. There are dumbasses out there who click on the links is poorly written emails and willingly give away private information.
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sportsgal116 Says:
February 13th, 2012 at 12:29 PM
My guess is the paper’s source is a woman that slept with Sallie at one time. Only a woman would be vindictive enough to tell the press a guy has a small weiner.
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ms621 Says:
February 13th, 2012 at 12:29 PM
The irony of my using “is” instead of “in” just before I derided poorly written spam email is not lost on me.
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Cowboy Mike's Red Hot Ricochet Barbecue Sauce Says:
February 13th, 2012 at 12:31 PM
I have to buy flowers today. I have literally never done this in my life, I’m assuming I should avoid the places that advertise, right?
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Breesus Says:
February 13th, 2012 at 12:31 PM
Also the reason that we all still get spam mail. There are dumbasses out there who click on the links is poorly written emails and willingly give away private information.
I love it when the “Yahoo Security Team” has a hotmail address.
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ms621 Says:
February 13th, 2012 at 12:32 PM
I have to buy flowers today. I have literally never done this in my life, I’m assuming I should avoid the places that advertise, right?
1-800 Flowers puts theirs in a box usually. (Most) Women don’t like flowers that come in a box.
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cracker jack Says:
February 13th, 2012 at 12:32 PM
So that thing about black dudes… just a myth?
/coop
On the contrary, I would think the larger the penis, the harder it is to get, well, hard. Because you would need more blood rushing to it, right?
/doesnt know that much about penises
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Jim Harbaugh Scramble Says:
February 13th, 2012 at 12:33 PM
then I’m not sure what kind of person that makes you.
the kind who wants more money.
I have to buy flowers today. I have literally never done this in my life, I’m assuming I should avoid the places that advertise, right?
Go to a local florist.
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PL StabbinKabin Says:
February 13th, 2012 at 12:33 PM
I have to buy flowers today. I have literally never done this in my life, I’m assuming I should avoid the places that advertise, right?
Deciding whether or not to do this, because I’m taking her to out for dinner tomorrow and she said “I dont have to get her anything”. Which in my book means, “you better do something sweet, or ill slice your balls.”
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Hope Solo Mio Says:
February 13th, 2012 at 12:34 PM
Install the WOT (Web of Trust)extension for Chrome and Firefox. It’s a good idea. Try not to use IE
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cracker jack Says:
February 13th, 2012 at 12:34 PM
Oh wait.. Extends is a penis lenghtener, not a boner pill? Never mind.
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PL StabbinKabin Says:
February 13th, 2012 at 12:34 PM
Go to a local florist.
This, also.
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Cowboy Mike's Red Hot Ricochet Barbecue Sauce Says:
February 13th, 2012 at 12:35 PM
1-800 Flowers puts theirs in a box usually. (Most) Women don’t like flowers that come in a box.
Yeah. I have keys to her apartment so I’m trying to get some in a vase and put them on her kitchen table after she leaves for work tomorrow. I’m getting daises though, not roses.
Didn’t think about the box thing, good call.
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cracker jack Says:
February 13th, 2012 at 12:35 PM
Deciding whether or not to do this, because I’m taking her to out for dinner tomorrow and she said “I dont have to get her anything”. Which in my book means, “you better do something sweet, or ill slice your balls.
Get her a singing telegram
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ms621 Says:
February 13th, 2012 at 12:35 PM
I’m luck in that my lady likes daisies more than roses. Daisies cost like $6 and last for two weeks.
/one of the ways I knew she was a keeper
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Cowboy Mike's Red Hot Ricochet Barbecue Sauce Says:
February 13th, 2012 at 12:36 PM
Deciding whether or not to do this, because I’m taking her to out for dinner tomorrow and she said “I dont have to get her anything”. Which in my book means, “you better do something sweet, or ill slice your balls.”
She got us tickets to a concert tomorrow for my Christmas present, so I’m off the dinner hook, but I decided to go flowers and then a shitload of toys and treats for her dog because her dog is the most important thing in her life.
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PL StabbinKabin Says:
February 13th, 2012 at 12:36 PM
Get her a singing telegram
Is this serious?
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kaiserwilhelmreems Says:
February 13th, 2012 at 12:37 PM
I have to buy flowers today. I have literally never done this in my life, I’m assuming I should avoid the places that advertise, right?
go to a local florist or go to ftd.com. make sure you don’t buy any that come shipped in a box, they will say whether they are florist or box delivered.
and do it now so you can have them delivered today and save on the crazy delivery fees for tomorrow.
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Breesus Says:
February 13th, 2012 at 12:37 PM
If you are so focused on getting another paycheck that you’ll willingly do commercials for a penis enlargement pill that is not FDA approved and likely does absolutely nothing for you, then I’m not sure what kind of person that makes you.
Usually I agree with this. But if you buy one of these products because you actually think it works, then you were going to lose your money some kind of way.
The ones I don’t like are the celebrities who endorse these payday loan companies who give you money and then literally charge you 90 percent interest in the fine print.
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ms621 Says:
February 13th, 2012 at 12:37 PM
Go to a local florist.
This is usually the best way to go. A lot of supermarkets have decent florist shops on site. If you going for something like daisies, you should be able to find them there fairly easily.
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cracker jack Says:
February 13th, 2012 at 12:37 PM
Is this serious?
Not at all
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kaiserwilhelmreems Says:
February 13th, 2012 at 12:38 PM
but I decided to go flowers and then a shitload of toys and treats for her dog because her dog is the most important thing in her life.
that’s smooth, very smooth.
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The Wayne Fontes Safari Says:
February 13th, 2012 at 12:39 PM
When I first heard this story was about Spanish athletics and a large dick, I assumed Sergio Garcia would be the subject.
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Jim Harbaugh Scramble Says:
February 13th, 2012 at 12:39 PM
Because you would need more blood rushing to it, right?
ask John Holmes and Dick Rambone
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PL StabbinKabin Says:
February 13th, 2012 at 12:39 PM
A singing telegram it is. Thanks, CJ. I’ll let ya know how that works out.
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Hope Solo Mio Says:
February 13th, 2012 at 12:40 PM
I REALLY wish I had a dog, but my work days with my commute last at least 10 hours. That’s not fair to the pup.
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cracker jack Says:
February 13th, 2012 at 12:40 PM
My belief is that Valentines Day is for people who are dating. I have no place for it in my married life, since basically his money is our money, and I’d rather we spend our money on things I can enjoy more than a few days of looking at pretty flowers. Going out to dinner and some love making is good enough for me.
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spencer096 Says:
February 13th, 2012 at 12:40 PM
a singing telegram? not romantic.
a singing mammogram? romantic and responsible.
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Cowboy Mike's Red Hot Ricochet Barbecue Sauce Says:
February 13th, 2012 at 12:41 PM
a singing mammogram? romantic and responsible.
Mammogram for Mongo!
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kaiserwilhelmreems Says:
February 13th, 2012 at 12:41 PM
Going out to dinner and some love making is good enough for me.
is he going to let you call him “dusty” tomorrow?
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Cowboy Mike's Red Hot Ricochet Barbecue Sauce Says:
February 13th, 2012 at 12:42 PM
and I’d rather we spend our money on things I can enjoy more than a few days of looking at pretty flowers.
I’m also buying us drugs.
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PL StabbinKabin Says:
February 13th, 2012 at 12:42 PM
some love making is good enough for me.
Singing slammogram.
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SouvenirCity Says:
February 13th, 2012 at 12:42 PM
/doesnt know that much about penises
//or male scatological functions
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spencer096 Says:
February 13th, 2012 at 12:43 PM
Singing slammogram.
imma name my metal band “slammogram.”
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Cowboy Mike's Red Hot Ricochet Barbecue Sauce Says:
February 13th, 2012 at 12:43 PM
Singing slammogram.
Thank god nobody is near my desk at the moment, I just lost it.
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Mantis Toboggan Says:
February 13th, 2012 at 12:43 PM
If a singing telegram came to my door, I would…….
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SouvenirCity Says:
February 13th, 2012 at 12:44 PM
mole – call your local florist and bargain with them. I called a flower shop by my house and told them that one of the websites was offering $39 for two dozen multicolored roses. With shipping it, was $57. I said I would give them $42 for that deal. They accepted it. Their list price for the same arrangement was $65.
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PL StabbinKabin Says:
February 13th, 2012 at 12:44 PM
I’m also buying us drugs.
That’s not a bad idea, I don’t smoke but she’s goddamn smokahauntus. I could probably buy a nice bag and be off the hook.
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St. Bear Says:
February 13th, 2012 at 12:45 PM
I’d rather we spend our money on things I can enjoy more than a few days of looking at pretty flowers. Going out to dinner and some love making is good enough for me.
How much does that normally cost him?
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squawkbox Says:
February 13th, 2012 at 12:45 PM
(Most) Women don’t like flowers that come in a box.
That’s news to me … I have one particular female that “loves the idea of the doorbell ringing and a guy handing you a big box of flowers” … kind of a old fashioned thing I think.
Of course, I reminded her it’s a nice place for a psychopath to hide a shotgun.
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sportsgal116 Says:
February 13th, 2012 at 12:46 PM
I’m luck in that my lady likes daisies more than roses. Daisies cost like $6 and last for two weeks.
You’re still buying her flowers even though you haven’t been allowed to plow her in months?
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SouvenirCity Says:
February 13th, 2012 at 12:46 PM
Took 3 florists to get that deal but there’s an endless amount of flower shops in the city. Call around.
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Cowboy Mike's Redhot Shitshow Says:
February 13th, 2012 at 12:46 PM
/doesnt know that much about penises
No way I’m buying that.
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St. Bear Says:
February 13th, 2012 at 12:46 PM
Of course, I reminded her it’s a nice place for a psychopath to hide a shotgun.
Or a terminator.
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cracker jack Says:
February 13th, 2012 at 12:47 PM
I said I would give them $42 for that deal. They accepted it. Their list price for the same arrangement was $65.
Aww, I’m so proud of your haggling ability
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squawkbox Says:
February 13th, 2012 at 12:47 PM
My belief is that Valentines Day is for people who are dating. I have no place for it in my married life, since basically his money is our money, and I’d rather we spend our money on things I can enjoy more than a few days of looking at pretty flowers. Going out to dinner and some love making is good enough for me.
I’d like you to have a word with my wife …
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Hope Solo Mio Says:
February 13th, 2012 at 12:48 PM
Cowboy Mike’s Redhot Shitshow
Oh dear!
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arkbadger Says:
February 13th, 2012 at 12:49 PM
I’m luck in that my lady likes daisies more than roses. Daisies cost like $6 and last for two weeks.
may have already been stated, but roses are the biggest fucking ripoff ever. it helps my GF doesn’t like them, but aren’t they well over $50 a dozen? fuck that noise.
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ms621 Says:
February 13th, 2012 at 12:49 PM
You’re still buying her flowers even though you haven’t been allowed to plow her in months?
I don’t have to do anything. I’m still going to get her flowers, and yes spend the $6, because it’s really not that difficult and because I love her like nothing I’ve ever loved before.
Given that, it seems like a pretty small price to pay.
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ms621 Says:
February 13th, 2012 at 12:50 PM
Going out to dinner and some love making is good enough for me.
How much does that normally cost him?
Now this was funny.
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cracker jack Says:
February 13th, 2012 at 12:50 PM
and because I love her like nothing I’ve ever loved before.
Aww, did you watch The Notebook on cable yesterday too? I was bawling my eyes out.
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mizerle06 is mcintyred of all the trollin' Says:
February 13th, 2012 at 12:51 PM
may have already been stated, but roses are the biggest fucking ripoff ever. it helps my GF doesn’t like them, but aren’t they well over $50 a dozen? fuck that noise.
$20 for a dozen at Publix. good quality too.
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SouvenirCity Says:
February 13th, 2012 at 12:51 PM
may have already been stated, but roses are the biggest fucking ripoff ever. it helps my GF doesn’t like them, but aren’t they well over $50 a dozen? fuck that noise.
That’s the long stem ones. I still don’t understand the difference. I’m cheap when it comes to flowers so I just get the regular ones. Flowers make them happy so that’s all that matters.
I was thrilled to get the “Can we just watch the Hawks and you cook me dinner tomorrow?” text message today. This one has staying power.
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MP Says:
February 13th, 2012 at 12:52 PM
Cowboy Mike’s Redhot Shitshow Says:
Good lord.
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ms621 Says:
February 13th, 2012 at 12:52 PM
Aww, did you watch The Notebook on cable yesterday too? I was bawling my eyes out.
Never seen it.
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Cowboy Mike's Red Hot Ricochet Barbecue Sauce Says:
February 13th, 2012 at 12:53 PM
Cowboy Mike’s Redhot Shitshow
I love it. Going to need you to use the evil Crow aka Timmy as your avatar though.
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squawkbox Says:
February 13th, 2012 at 12:55 PM
$20 for a dozen at Publix. good quality too.
Good call.
My wife received a bunch of roses from her dad for Valentines so I’m in the clear. The best part … they were sad, wilted and nasty in 3 days. I used them as Exhibit A on why I will not be buying her flowers. She actually agreed.
Thinking about bringing home lobster for dinner.
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arkbadger Says:
February 13th, 2012 at 12:56 PM
$20 for a dozen at Publix. good quality too.
Sam’s club has real nice flower arrangements for about $20 as well.
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mizerle06 is mcintyred of all the trollin' Says:
February 13th, 2012 at 12:57 PM
Sam’s club has real nice flower arrangements for about $20 as well.
I’m gonna get half a dozen roses for the new baby girl and chocolate covered strawberries for mrs. mizerle06 is mcintyred of all the trollin’.
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squawkbox Says:
February 13th, 2012 at 12:58 PM
Aww, did you watch The Notebook on cable yesterday too? I was bawling my eyes out.
Never seen it.
I watched part of it one rainy afternoon b/c Rachel McAdams is in it. I liked it so I stopped watching it to save it for a time to watch with the wife … need some points in the bank.
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squawkbox Says:
February 13th, 2012 at 12:59 PM
mrs. mizerle06 is mcintyred of all the trollin’
That made me laugh.
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Cowboy Mike's Red Hot Ricochet Barbecue Sauce Says:
February 13th, 2012 at 1:01 PM
Yeah I’m thinking of hitting up Giant Eagle’s floral department, I just want a simple daisy arrangement. The local florists don’t have anything under forty bucks it seems.
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kaiserwilhelmreems Says:
February 13th, 2012 at 1:01 PM
My wife received a bunch of roses from her dad for Valentines so I’m in the clear. The best part … they were sad, wilted and nasty in 3 days. I used them as Exhibit A on why I will not be buying her flowers. She actually agreed.
Thinking about bringing home lobster for dinner.
yeah, don’t come home empty handed.
had this exchange the other day
wife: yeah, don’t get me anything. i didn’t get you anything.
me: even flowers? i can get you flowers.
Wife: no, save the money.
me: you sure?
wife: (pause. pause.) yes.
ordered the flowers today.
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ms621 Says:
February 13th, 2012 at 1:02 PM
I watched part of it one rainy afternoon b/c Rachel McAdams is in it.
I discovered on Friday that Rachel McAdams was topless in a movie. That was quite the revelation.
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PL StabbinKabin Says:
February 13th, 2012 at 1:02 PM
I’m going to a Japanese steakhouse where the grill up your meat in front of your face a spray sakki in your mouth all night. We both win. And by both win I mean her because it’s my bill.
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ms621 Says:
February 13th, 2012 at 1:03 PM
Mole, I’m telling, go to your local supermarket. If they have a floral section, they will have daisies. Just make sure they are in water.
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PL StabbinKabin Says:
February 13th, 2012 at 1:04 PM
Sake*. I don’t care how it’s spelled, I just know I like it.
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johndewar Says:
February 13th, 2012 at 1:05 PM
yeah, don’t come home empty handed.
had this exchange the other day
wife: yeah, don’t get me anything. i didn’t get you anything.
me: even flowers? i can get you flowers.
Wife: no, save the money.
me: you sure?
wife: (pause. pause.) yes.
ordered the flowers today.
Veteran move, sir.
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scripty Says:
February 13th, 2012 at 1:05 PM
Whole Foods has very good flowers. I’ve also done well at Costco, suprisingly.
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Jim Harbaugh Scramble Says:
February 13th, 2012 at 1:07 PM
That was quite the revelation.
the movie is called my friend tatino or something like that. if I’m not mistaken, she did that before mean girls.
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ms621 Says:
February 13th, 2012 at 1:09 PM
the movie is called my friend tatino or something like that. if I’m not mistaken, she did that before mean girls.
Yes it’s something like that. Now that she’s an established actress, I very much doubt we’ll be seeing those again.
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kaiserwilhelmreems Says:
February 13th, 2012 at 1:10 PM
Veteran move, sir.
it’s all in that pause. if you don’t detect the pause you’re done.
i was going to get flowers anyway, but the “holiday” creeped up on me this year, woulda had them delivered yesterday had i thought about it.
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ATL_Badger Says:
February 13th, 2012 at 1:11 PM
The best part … they were sad, wilted and nasty in 3 days. I used them as Exhibit A on why I will not be buying her flowers. She actually agreed.
If she likes chocolate, go with those… seems to work for me… throw in a cute stuffed animal (puppy) that comes with a nice box of chocolates and you’re set. She can enjoy (eat) them, and the puppy never dies.
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kaiserwilhelmreems Says:
February 13th, 2012 at 1:11 PM
Yes it’s something like that. Now that she’s an established actress, I very much doubt we’ll be seeing those again.
she looks really good in midnight in paris.
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HawkEye Says:
February 13th, 2012 at 1:15 PM
I’m gonna get half a dozen roses for the new baby girl and chocolate covered strawberries for mrs. mizerle06 is mcintyred of all the trollin’.
Lady HawkEye is getting a heart shaped pizza. And she’s fine with that because she agrees there’s no point to Valentines Day
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St. Bear Says:
February 13th, 2012 at 1:16 PM
Yes it’s something like that. Now that she’s an established actress, I very much doubt we’ll be seeing those again.
Not necessarily. Sometimes an actress will take her top off for an artsy/indie movie if she’s trying to be a more “complete” actress (ie. Anne Hathaway).
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Jim Harbaugh Scramble Says:
February 13th, 2012 at 1:17 PM
I’m going to be single for the first valentine’s in 6 years. so awesome not to have to buy stuff and make an elaborate production.
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St. Bear Says:
February 13th, 2012 at 1:17 PM
I’m gonna get half a dozen roses for the new baby girl and chocolate covered strawberries for mrs. mizerle06 is mcintyred of all the trollin’.
Lady HawkEye is getting a heart shaped pizza. And she’s fine with that because she agrees there’s no point to Valentines Day
Since I have class tomorrow night, Mrs. St.Bear is getting a night alone to watch the shows she wants and go to bed early. She wouldn’t have it any other way.
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PL StabbinKabin Says:
February 13th, 2012 at 1:18 PM
Fucking Hallmark holidays. They ruin everything.
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kaiserwilhelmreems Says:
February 13th, 2012 at 1:18 PM
I’m going to be single for the first valentine’s in 6 years. so awesome not to have to buy stuff and make an elaborate production.
i would recommend picking up a couple 40′s for yourself.
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Jim Harbaugh Scramble Says:
February 13th, 2012 at 1:21 PM
i would recommend picking up a couple 40′s for yourself.
they don’t sell 40′s in florida.
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HawkEye Says:
February 13th, 2012 at 1:22 PM
i would recommend picking up a couple 40′s for yourself.
they don’t sell 40′s in florida.
Then bombers of a favorite ale should do fine.
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Cowboy Mike's Red Hot Ricochet Barbecue Sauce Says:
February 13th, 2012 at 1:22 PM
I’m going to be single for the first valentine’s in 6 years. so awesome not to have to buy stuff and make an elaborate production.
The main reason I’m doing something is as a thank you for the concert tickets. In reality, the concert falling on Valentines is the best thing that could have happened.
Also getting a bow-tie to put on her dog. Because that’s class.
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mizerle06 is mcintyred of all the trollin' Says:
February 13th, 2012 at 1:23 PM
Lady HawkEye is getting a heart shaped pizza. And she’s fine with that because she agrees there’s no point to Valentines Day
sweet. we always do pizza on Valentines…it’s a throwback to when we were in undergrad and couldn’t afford anything else.
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Cowboy Mike's Red Hot Ricochet Barbecue Sauce Says:
February 13th, 2012 at 1:23 PM
they don’t sell 40′s in florida.
WHAT THE FUCK?
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Broccoli Beef Says:
February 13th, 2012 at 1:24 PM
Probably duckworth’d, but anyone see this Lin/Kobe gif?
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mizerle06 is mcintyred of all the trollin' Says:
February 13th, 2012 at 1:25 PM
I’m going to be single for the first valentine’s in 6 years. so awesome not to have to buy stuff and make an elaborate production.
damn dude. sorry to hear that…or congratulations?
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PL StabbinKabin Says:
February 13th, 2012 at 1:25 PM
they don’t sell 40′s in florida.
WHAT THE FUCK?
The used to not sell cases, you had to buy “20 racks”
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kaiserwilhelmreems Says:
February 13th, 2012 at 1:27 PM
they don’t sell 40′s in florida.
wow, that’s pretty fucked up.
tall boys at least?
there’s nothing better than spending a single valentine’s day with a couple 40′s of king cobra or steel reserve.
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PL StabbinKabin Says:
February 13th, 2012 at 1:28 PM
You would think a place like Florida would be the home of the 40 oz.
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Hope Solo Mio Says:
February 13th, 2012 at 1:29 PM
I’m going to be single for the first valentine’s in 6 years. so awesome not to have to buy stuff and make an elaborate production.
2nd time in 16 years myself. A buddy and I are going to an all nude strip club
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Broccoli Beef Says:
February 13th, 2012 at 1:30 PM
I’m going to be single for the first valentine’s in 6 years. so awesome not to have to buy stuff and make an elaborate production.
Only the 2nd time in past 8 years for me, and looking forward to it. Also looking forward to having my soccer game fall on a Tuesday this week so I can’t even get suckered into anything last minute.
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HtownHacker Says:
February 13th, 2012 at 1:31 PM
I don’t understand the thinking behind the no 40′s policy.
I don’t really plan on doing shit for Valentine’s day, and am hopefully I don’t receive anything either.
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ATL_Badger Says:
February 13th, 2012 at 1:33 PM
I don’t understand the thinking behind the no 40′s policy.
They don’t want the homeless buying them with the $4.00 they made panhandling the tourists all day.
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Jim Harbaugh Scramble Says:
February 13th, 2012 at 1:34 PM
damn dude. sorry to hear that…or congratulations?
a little bit of both.
as for the no 40′s, I think the biggest single size bottle you can get in Florida is a 32 oz. We do still sell the real Joose and 4 Loko though.
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ATL_Badger Says:
February 13th, 2012 at 1:34 PM
I don’t understand the thinking behind the no 40′s policy.
They don’t want the homeless buying them with the $4.00 they made panhandling the tourists all day.
/moderation
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cracker jack Says:
February 13th, 2012 at 1:35 PM
and am hopefully I don’t receive anything either.
/desperately wants to make a blow job joke
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Broccoli Beef Says:
February 13th, 2012 at 1:36 PM
We do still sell the real Joose and 4 Loko though.
Boom, sold. Grab a couple of those and you’re good to go.
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squawkbox Says:
February 13th, 2012 at 1:44 PM
throw in a cute stuffed animal
Never, ever. I can come home with a live puppy or kitten, but not stuffed.
/we currently have no pets
//my kids have been pissed at me for this
///our neighbors have dogs that bark frequently.
///my kids are no longer pissed at me – they’re now pissed at the neighbors
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squawkbox Says:
February 13th, 2012 at 1:46 PM
we always do pizza on Valentines…it’s a throwback to when we were in undergrad and couldn’t afford anything else.
/wipe’s tear – high fives miz
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José Ovechkin Says:
February 13th, 2012 at 1:58 PM
I broke up with a girl in HS on this very date some 7 years ago. Didn’t buy her anything but kept the Sean John shirt she gave me. I never felt like a bigger asshole for about 5 minutes, but it was a nice shirt.
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phillymantis915 Says:
February 13th, 2012 at 2:29 PM
2nd time in 16 years myself. A buddy and I are going to an all nude strip club
In Philly? Good man.
I’m making dinner for us, grab some flowers at Whole Foods on the way home, boom, easy. Plus she signed us up for a cooking class at the end of the month.
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squawkbox Says:
February 13th, 2012 at 2:40 PM
I’m making dinner for us
Good call. Same.
Lobster + shrimp + spices and such = Seafood Newburg.
/Submitting application to wife for bonus points for prepping tonight – “wintry mix” possible by morning.
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vezina Says:
February 13th, 2012 at 3:02 PM
i would recommend picking up a couple 40′s for yourself.
i would recommend picking up a couple 40′s for yourself.
i can’t believe not one of youse guys said
i would recommend picking up a couple 40 year-olds for yourself.
/separates men commenter from boy commenters right there
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vezina Says:
February 13th, 2012 at 3:02 PM
oops