Earlier this week, Ricky Williams retired from professional football. Now his wife apparently wants him to delete his Twitter account because he tweeted that they had great sex. Williams is a spiritual dude *makes hand motion near mouth to simulate smoking*, but now that he’s done with football, he can practice all sorts of new age healing. Last night he was talking to people on Twitter and mentioned something about “access bars.” From Media Rantz:

There are 32 Bars of energy that run through and around your head. They store the electromagnetic component of all the thoughts, ideas, attitudes, decisions and beliefs that you have ever had about anything. There are Bars for healing, body, control, awareness, creativity, power, aging, sex and money; just to name a few. Each thought, idea, attitude, decision or belief that you have fixed in place solidifies the energy and limits your capacity to be generative in that area and to have something different show up in your life with ease.

That’s… neat. Long story short – Ricky said he “ran bars” on his wife and they had the “best sex ever.” (link SFW) I’m skeptical because his wife supposedly agreed to let him keep tweeting if he got to 100,000 followers by midnight. Because an extra 20,000 followers makes everything alright.

[Media Rantz, Twitter]