Jason Whitlock Thinks Someone in New York City Has a Small Penis

Jeremy Lin went for 38 points against the Lakers tonight. Twitter exploded. A short time after the game ended, Jason Whitlock sent out this tweet saying, “Some lucky lady in NYC is gonna feel a couple inches of pain tonight.” Maybe it is racist of me to assume those two things are related, but based on (most of) the replies Whitlock is getting right now, I’m not the only person to take out his Jump To Conclusions Mat.

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14 Responses to “Jason Whitlock Thinks Someone in New York City Has a Small Penis”

chicago Says:
February 11th, 2012 at 12:30 AM

Given that Whitlock hasn’t seen his dick in a long time without the use of multiple mirrors, I find his joke pretty stupid.

gfunk supreme Says:
February 11th, 2012 at 12:37 AM

Given that Whitlock hasn’t seen his dick in a long time without the use of multiple mirrors, I find his joke pretty stupid.

You could at least try to challenge your own biases a bit more.

/ hopefully the sarcasm tag isn’t needed

spankadank Says:
February 11th, 2012 at 12:38 AM

I think hotel workers that eerily resemble Vanessa should just take the night off… Unless they are down for taking the dirt road home…

chicago Says:
February 11th, 2012 at 12:44 AM

I think hotel workers that eerily resemble Vanessa should just take the night off… Unless they are down for taking the dirt road home…

well played

charliewade Says:
February 11th, 2012 at 1:20 AM

Unlike Whitlock, I’m betting that guy he’s talking about can at least see his when he looks down.

mrejr8234 comes for the sports posts but stays to kill the local inhabitants Says:
February 11th, 2012 at 2:09 AM

I bet whitlock cant see his penis cuz he’s fat..awww dammit. as always late with the jokes

Ballz Says:
February 11th, 2012 at 2:31 AM

I bet that whomever is claiming to be pissed off about his comment is full of shit and really doesn’t give a shit. They just feel like they SHOULD be pissed. But really, who fucking cares? I think we can all agree that Jeremy Lin probably has a really small penis. Ammiright?

Ballz Says:
February 11th, 2012 at 2:37 AM

Also, tits.

starkweather Says:
February 11th, 2012 at 4:10 AM

I think we can all agree that Jeremy Lin probably has a really small penis.

You know, I’ve given this a lot of thought and… uh, ummm… never mind

vezina Says:
February 11th, 2012 at 4:41 AM

i think whitlock is referring to himself. was he at the game?

Some Random Old Dude Says:
February 11th, 2012 at 5:20 AM

There’s times I really wanna enjoy his writing, and there are other times where he seems to be flinging nonsense. Why, man, why?

Remember the Bibliomaine Says:
February 11th, 2012 at 9:28 AM

Come on, JW. That’s LIN-sensitive.

andytseng Says:
February 11th, 2012 at 2:15 PM

Well, when you have nothing interesting to say, just say something “provocative” to get the internet talking about you. Black people like fried chicken

charliewade Says:
February 11th, 2012 at 3:56 PM

I’m with ‘Some Random Old Dude’. There are times that what Whitlock writes is really good, really well thought-out and reasoned, and principled.

Then there are times like this time where you think, ‘WTF, man? Where is your sense of empathy and your brain?’ Especially since he is so obviously and openly sensitive to race when it comes to himself being black, it’s so hypocritical.

(And then there is his laughable defense and pimping of former HS teammate Jeff George. I can’t believe that he **still** says out loud that George could be successful in the NFL and seems befuddled why no team will give him yet another chance in the league.)

Jason Whitlock Thinks Someone in New York City Has a Small Penis

14 Responses to “Jason Whitlock Thinks Someone in New York City Has a Small Penis”

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